Alf is Immortal

I don't know if anyone agrees with me but I think the show's been really bad recently. All the storylines with Melody/Geoff, Martha/Jack and Morag/Ross are so annoying and boring. And I really can't be bothered with Jai. The only way all this will be worthwhile is if Belle finally makes a move on Aden and he tells her to stop because she reminds him of his Grandad.

Belle ruined everything when she told the clueless Geoff what Nicole was doing. Soon when he's bored out of his mind with Melody he'll realise how lucky he was to have Nicole after him. Tomorrows episode better start with Alf punching out the whole fight crowd to help Ric and Tony get out.

Yeah, it was definitely a bit far fetched. Martha had been charged with Sam's murder, then Jack gets his off duty cop mates to help her by trying to find the guy in the pub! The episode was saved by Roman's facial expression at the end, when he saw Martha with Jack.

Yesterday's episode was like a bad Scooby Doo cartoon, it even had flashbacks to what Morag thought Sam did. How did she know that Sam got in a boat, injected heroin and then pulled a plug on the boat, somehow knowing that she'd die before she drowned. Both Sam and Morag must watch far too much CSI. I was waiting for Morag to pull the mask of that detective to reveal Sam's accomplice.

I loved the scene when Sam scratched Martha, she looked like a proper nutter. When Martha was at the Police Station did anyone else notice the marks on her face seemed twice as big as yesterdays episode. I'm trying to come up with a Reverand Hall type person who ends up being the killer but I can't really think of anyone. I hope it's either Rory, Madge Wilkins or the ghost of Johnny Cooper. Or maybe it's that guy trying to get Ric to fight. He seems like he'll do anything, maybe he'll frame Ric. I thought it was funny when you saw one of the illegal fights a couple of weeks back, there was about 30 people in the crowd! How's he gonna make all this money from getting Ric to fight?

I didn't know that but the first time I saw her I thought she looked like Brodie. Have the ratings been going down in Australia because in the last few weeks far too many big things have happened, it's actually getting to Sunset Beach levels of ridiculousness. Cassie and Ric have been away for a few days and in that time Johnny's escaped from prison and stabbed Sally, Dan's been killed, Annie's had to have her stomach pumped, Jazz and Amanda have returned and Johnny's hiding next door to a policeman and being helped by the coppers wife! And then the two weeks before all this Cassie found out she was pregnant and then she and Henk found out they were HIV. Oh, and Sally's long lost twin brother turned up! Madge Wilkins must be about to explode with all this gossip.

Did anyone notice that one of the lads bullying Rory was the main kid from Snobs? All we need is Snobs and the ginger kid and we've got a full house. Rory's acting when he got his watch stolen was so bad it was fantastic, he sort of does a gormless grin whatever the situation. Did I miss the bit where Rachel and Brad actually checked that Tam was definitely their half sister?

To be fair to Henk how many times did he try to tell Cassie no? Cassie took advantage of him when he was drunk and then when he was out of it on medication she insisted on taking him home after he said no. Obviously once they got back to the flat it doesn't seem like he put up much of a fight. And even after finding out what happened to Rachel she still sneaks out to the hospital to see him. How come there's no old school foster kids turning up for Sally's wedding? It'd be nice to see Frank or Steevo again and I need my fix of Jack's wooden acting.

Why did the police give Drew's car back to the garage to check? The same garage that Drew works at and his best mate too. The Summer Bay Police are incompetent even when Jack's not involved. Alf telling Don to put the disc in the A drive was classic.

Yeah but as usual they come out of it feeling sorry for themselves and blaming other people for what happened. This whole group of friends seem to switch roles every couple of weeks. One of them gets in trouble, a couple stick by them and another couple fall out with them. Oh, and Drew and Belle argue then make up every week. Send Drew to Juvie!

This Rory storyline's hurting my brain. When Fisher was talking to him and his mum in the diner I was expecting him to offer Rory a job as a teacher. I still don't really understand why Aidan was all chummy with him either. Anyone know what number episode this is because I watched a bit of episode 4544 on Youtube and they were still talking about the School formal. I also read a huge spoiler so I'm never going to do that again.

When Tony and the kids were driving away from the farm did anyone else think they'd hear a shot coming from the house? Denni's hilarious, telling that guy he can look but don't touch his car and his car looks like a souped up New York taxi! That scene with Don and Lucas in the diner was pretty funny too. Just imagine if someone had seen flathead sneakily giving money to Lucas, what would they have thought he was doing? Actually, it would have been funny if Colleen had seen him. And Don's flush with money all of a sudden, I wonder if he's still getting out of paying for his caravan.

The ending on Friday was like some teen horror film, with Lucas trying to rescue Annie from the old farm house but evil old Pop appearing in the door way. I think Harriet and Rosie should be added to the list of dead characters on the main page! The whole Henk storyline is difficult because he's a new character we haven't seen before but he's got a big backstory with Rachel. Maybe he has changed in the last 8 years but we haven't seen him to know, I guess that's what makes it interesting. Rory missing a year to jump to High School because of one day answering a few questions is just ridiculous. What's worse, it means we're going to see a lot more of him.

Did anyone notice the guy interviewing Jack today was the TAFE teacher Gypsy was stringing along recently in the old episodes. On the mystery about who beat up Julie, I guess because she was using Rachel's car the attacker could have got the wrong person. I haven't got a clue who it could be though, the way things have been going recently we'll probably find out a minute into tomorrows episode. I quite like drawn out mystery stories in the background but they then usually drag on for too long although it's better than just lasting an episode or two.

Is it really possible for some old dude to turn up in his old home town, have no money but be made Deputy Principal within 24 hours? Maybe Sally thinks it's the only way Don will be able to pay her for using a caravan. I liked the scene with Don helping Annie but the way he spoke to Brad seemed totally out of character for flathead. Somebody somewhere really likes writing break-up make-up stories for Drew and TAYLOR. I wish they didn't.