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Agreed. He he he!!!! The Classic Tales were absolutely BRILLIANT. Thanks so much for posting them again so that those of us who weren't around the first time could enjoy them. That and the possible imminent plane crash are both really great "finale" cliffhangers! … The next Reborn chapter (which I’m writing!!! ) will be posted very early in January 2006. Happy Christmas and a very Twisted New Year to you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Pheonix -- I suspected that Felix the cat was named after druggie Felix (since he's evil) as well as being a famous cartoon character cat, so that was a really great name! Love Johny Depp turning up from Pirates of the Caribbean. Of course, Scott would believe they were real pirates. How very exciting for him! Poor Jesse now that Wanda has left him for Johny (even though he now has Hayley). Didn’t see that coming. Of course she does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And not forgetting the likes of Angie and Pammy who were attracted to Mark!!! Paris’s twin brother Rome. Priceless!!!!!!! So Colleen is mother to Lance and Duncan. Can you imagine if Alf and Colleen had been married and they had all lived together as a family?!! I love that description from Wanda, followed by the death of Posh Josh and Saddo Seb, killed by the panties and bra! ... Too few chapters left. Sigh!

And I loved ALL of Chapter 17 too!!!! Loved Scott having a K-mart catalogue instead of a map, Martha and the Jaws shark, and quite brilliant use of Sal’s chest to thwart baby Pippa’s plan for domination of the human race!!!!!!!! Great link back to Classic Twisted Tales with Ric and the dyno people. Love that Ken’s ghost has appeared to Irene, and Alf's lynch mob for the Rhys clone, and its absolutely sooooooo funny that Tilly and Gypsy have to find witchy crone Cassie more fake tan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay, Wanda!! Are you going to write the next chapter?

No worries, as long as we find out what happens eventually!!! Pity about those superpowers!!!!!!!!!

I think that maybe answers the question of whether Dani ever stops talking about herself. Nope! Poor Saintly Scotty P, even he had to admit defeat. And the lion couldn't take it either! So, the real truth is out about the Phillips child-rearing methods, bike chains and all!! Hey, now you’ve got super-powers. Fantastic!!!!

Yeah, yeah … I remember what you said about the time machine and then you finally admitted it was real!! (He, he, he!) OK, we believe you, maybe! And Angie’s after revenge now, so Mark’s in real trouble! Torture, screaming and everything … But at least you’re off the hook with Pammy! That’s so freaky ‘cos George Best just died. How strange that he should be mentioned in the Tales just now!!!!

You're right, The Pheonix, I'd say Dani would never finish telling anyone about herself! What!!! When did Alf have a brain transplant? And Pammy's after Mark again. I think this looks like wishful thinking. Two wives not enough then?!!!!! Ha, ha, ha, "toady little tosser" and "evil toad-boy". Love the name calling!!

Ha, ha. You were making up for not killing them before, so they not only got beheaded but also had their heads used as netballs!!! Love Silly Scott and his fishy friends (sad he keeps killing them though). Also love him having to put up with Dani going on about herself ad infinitum. Glad to see spawn of Satan Duncan’s back. Yay! Course you did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Couldn’t get on the BTTB site yesterday so now I have 10 chapters to comment on (and so much funny stuff)!!! And the landmark Chapter 300. Wow, you guys were certainly prolific writers! With all this stuff about Irene and Barry, I still can’t get it out of my head that earlier Mr Hyde was actually Finlay!!!!!! That was so funny. I couldn’t stop laughing for ages! I love the evil-eyed mad Max with his red glowing eyes! Alf’s wig and subsequent Seb-style transplant is also brilliant!!! Ooooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s a little bit like Amanda/Graham, except for the lying about the money! Aha, now we know why Rhys plays netball! And I loved Scott being a giant! Hmmmmm, measuring WHAT we ask ourselves?!!!!! And it looks like Norman is a secret motor racing fan too, since he wanted to go to Belgium!!!! You’d better watch out!

Now that you mention it, I did notice a few things that didn’t quite make sense (like Floss’s spirit in Hayley) but I was a bit tired, so I didn’t pay too much attention. Besides things don’t always make sense in the Tales! All is explained, and it really doesn’t matter – we just got a preview! Great story about Flynn and Leah and their past lives, especially when they found out he strangled her because of her voice. Some things live on then! He, he. Wondeful!!! Another great Rhys line from Wanda! I loved Saddo Seb and Posh Josh getting squashed behind the bathroom door, and also their deaths in the sex shop. I seem to recall that Saddo Seb came to a sticky end (literally) in a sex shop once before (don’t think he actually died then), so it seems he didn’t learn his lesson. Not that we expected him to!

That was quite a spectacular Saddo Seb and Posh Josh death! Dani and the cardboard cutouts was a great storyline. Dani and Norman … Well … yuk!!! I love the vengeful roo – brilliant!! I really like it when the roos strike back! And the Belgian F1 Grand Prix got a mention too!!!!! How sweet of your wives to arrange that (and also a surprise in store!)

Ha, ha! Love it when Scott is dumb! So, Greek Leah is fixed, but is now squeaking and eating cheese!! The Pheonix – it’s my guess that Leah will get much, much more to put up with! Still loving the dino people with Charlotte (and Mark is helping them!). Also loved Rhys’s brain op and the fact that Flynn sadistically enjoyed performing it!! [Work on Reborn chapter still in progress. Might not have time to do much more until the weekend as rather a lot on this week, but it’s coming along nicely, I hope! I did use the previous chapter as a base so I must be getting the hang of it!]

Loved Kane, Mark and Tash’s expedition into the bush to find the antidote plant and the dinosaur people they found (I remember that you like dinosaurs!). Rhys’s vendetta against Kane is quite a change too after all that time as the “son he never hadâ€! Another one of those graphic descriptions of Rhys!!! Made a start kicking around some ideas for Reborn chapter but I think I need to re-read Reborn as I found I’m kinda hazy on what was happening there. Thanks for the vote of confidence, by the way!!

Yeah, I loved that bit too The Pheonix! Also, some great and really pathetic Posh Josh and Saddo Seb deaths in this batch. Really loved that one, especially the fact the wool was soft, pink and fluffy!!!!! Must remember to pay close attention to such details when I begin writing!!!

Shame, drug-addled Kane would have been good. Ah well! And I didn't realise there was a time when you didn't like Kirsty. Love the apology to bovines!!! Ha, ha! Oh wow!!!!!!!!! I could never hope to get anywhere close to the fantastic literary talents of you and Wanda, but I guess I could give it a try. I'll have to go away and rack my brains for some ideas. I'll get back to you ....

Ha, ha!!!! Great one-liner from Beth. I just love those descriptions of Colleen licking the body chocolate, even if they were somewhat vomit-inducing!!! Absolutely loved Hyde in full bondage gear, rocking up to the house and having a threesome (and he "has enough to go round"!!!!!!!!!!!!! Indeed!). I always wondered if those clothes he wore at Noah's concert were actually part of his secret out-of-school wardrobe! Drug-addled Kane should be great! Looking forward to the next chapters, as always …

Aha, I didn't know about doing that (but actually I did see something recently in another thread about changing the date). As long as it's still there, that's OK! We'll all join the queue!!!!! Bad VJ and the drugs. I love it when VJ does bad stuff! Also loving the Kim story!!!!

Hey, I don’t mind if you can’t count – as long as it works in our favour!!!!! And we’ve reached Chapter 250!! Wow, Angie’s really returned to the dark side with a vengeance, decapitating all those students (but in the time-honoured tradition, I guess they were only “extra†students and not really anyone important!!!). There are some really great stupid Scott moments in these chapters! I have a question JosieTash. Why is "Twisted Tales Revisited" no longer in the Fan Fic section? I don’t mean anything about writing new chapters, I just mean that it doesn’t appear in the section any more. Who’s stolen it!!!!!!??????

Another 6 chapters -- brilliant! Vile punishment indeed!! I knew it wouldn’t last with Angie being good! Well, didn’t everyone? Ooooooooooh, ouch!! [snigger! ] Love Kim dressing up as a girl!!!! And Silly Scott thinking he's pretty and falling in love with him!!!!!!!

Yay, bonus chapters!!!! Thank you! Phew, whiney Dani’s back – that’s a relief! And I love Angie fanatically trying to be good, but I don’t think it’ll last. Look out Mark, Tasha and Jade! Brilliant Josh/Seb death, and a little bit disgusting too! Ha, ha. Loved that line!

So, Sally’s been forced to eat Tammy. ( I hope Sal doesn’t get food poisoning as I recall that Flynn was concerned that Tammy was getting rather rank!!!) I’d temporarily forgotten about Hayley’s “hairball†baby in Reborn. You’re right, there is a striking similarity there. Ahhhhh, their parental concern is so touching. Still loving the patheticness of saddo Seb and posh git Josh’s deaths, and it’s so sweet that they’re now together in their patheticness! Also, loved Kim with superpowers – that was really unexpected!!! And non-whiney Dani – now that’s just totally unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, you’re right, Irene and Barry is really gross under the circumstances!!!! Brilliant Josh/Seb death -- loved the garrotting! And I also loved the way that Jade, Mark and Tasha got out of the car. Nah, it'll be Zoe/Eve who stole it!! I love the Sally’s baby story with Tammy the tuna sandwich (good name)! The vampire thing was great too. It’s a shame that Collen didn’t stay young and beautiful for long. Young Alf would be interesting too!!

B****y hell!!!! If there was ever a case of plastic surgery going hideously wrong, then that was it!! That’s a fantastic description of Rhys! It’s a really good change of direction that posh git and saddo are getting more and more pathetic and it’s taking less and less to kill them! Gone are the days when Josh used to get mown down by cars, blown up, mulched, burnt, stabbed, shot, poisoned, crushed, etc. Now it’s butterflies, tissues, teardrops, kittens, and baby birds and bunnies!! Sounds like a good mystery developing with Sally’s baby (or should I say not-Sally’s baby) …