The Phoenix

Wow, no post since june! I hope this doesn't mean the twisted tales are....over?

Lol, just read all these again and think there soooo good they need to be read by everyone.

Hmmm. The front page doesn't work for me unless I use that locations link. Also I haven't been able to access the spoiler section for about 2 weeks-but I think thats more of a my computer problem than a do to with all this.

Great to see twisted tales back. Good work =)

Another great chapter. I think its best that no one EVER looks into or discusses Danni's brain. Its probablys full of the letters M and E.

No problem, congratulations on your new job. =)

I know, I can't wait to hear the latest twisted storys from the bay

Eww? Colleens feet? Thanks for another super chapter

Danni monsters! leah clones! mysterious haggis!-it could only happen in twisted tales-and i'm glad it does.

The seven Dani heads scream “MY nails, MY nails. Look what you’ve done to MEEEEEEE!!!!!!” and the seven Rhys heads are furious that Princess Dani is so upset. Oh no! You've created a monster! No, Monster is a to nicer word to describe this THING? I hope the summer bay towns folk have plenty of earplugs.

How could it get worse? Thats easy... A seven mouthed leah

a huge revolting seven-headed demon, each of whom’s heads looks just like Dani and keeps saying “Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me…†(and that’s seven whiny voices all at once!!!!!!!!!). Sounds like a horror film!

Well thats it, an air of mystery left as if its a season finale. Thanks for the enlighting tales and i look forward to reading reborn.

the vile princess Dani Wow shes got a title now, just shows where a "little" whining can get you. And is it a coincidence that the psycho cat whop dani hates is called felix?

Good to see that Gypsy has moved on from Danni since CLASSIC twisted tales. So the vein popping Rhys has returned, God save summer bay...

Hopefully before their powers disappear they'll silence a certain squaling princess who we've all grown to slander..

As Colleen to run from the fast-catching-up-to-her Jade, she saw the Josh & Seb (walking hand in hand) directly in her path. The old bag knew that Jade would catch up to her faster if she tried to go around the 2 loosers. Colleen then ploughed into the insipid 2some (it was like a semi trailer hitting a little hatch batch head on) and killed them instantly. "I killed Posh Josh & Saddo Seb" said Colleen, as she continue to run, without even breaking her stride. "You LEGEND", replied the pursuing Jade. Rhys' daughter is about to crash tackle Mrs Smart when something complete weird happens. What is it? Colleen can run!?!?!?!? My guess is Colleen confesses her love for video tapes causing jade to die in shock-I wouldn't put that past not to happen in twisted tales.

Dani however was seething , she hadn't finished telling Scott all about ''ME!!!'' But would Dani ever finish telling anone all about her?

''My fishy is dead,'' sobs Silly Scott. ''But what about ME!! What has your stupid fish got to do with ME!! I am the only one allowed to cry , you haven't suffered like ME!!'' shouted Dani,causing Silly Scott to cry even more. But what about HER! People should pay more attention to HER! The needs of a fish and scott who both haf 5 second memory aren't as important as HER! In other words, classic Danni moment!

They send her off on a very time consuming wild goose chase looking for varios non-existent specialists all over the USA Lots of doctors all over the United States lie to Greeek Leah Greek Leah first starts annoying all the doctors in USA but she is sooo loud that she is deported for noise violation ....she returns to SB expecting a warm reception and is most upset that everyone appears to be shunning her Virtually everyone is the bay tries their best to stop Greek Leah from her current whiney overload. Virtually everyone is the bay tries their best to stop Greek Leah from her current whiney overload. POOR LEAH! How much more can the big mouthed chef take???? And who would of thought Danni's taste in clothes would cause so much trouble?

Poor Leah, locked in a freezer she has used for years and then all this! Its nearly as disasterous as Danni's pledges for attention!

Colleen's fat old body carries on a-rolling until she hits the sea, with an almighty SPLASH !!!!!!A crowd gathers, ''it's a beached whale, call the coastguard!'' someone shouts . ''Nah its just a fat old hag covered in cholcolate'' replied someone else. Colleen is unsure herself exactly what happened, one minute she was licking Norman and the next she was rolling down the hill and ended up in the sea. She starts moaning , but then spots a familiar face in the crowd, ''yoo hoo , only me!! Maximus!!'' she shouts to moron Max who is trying to pretend he doesn't know her. Loved this part and I'm hooked on the the leah situation which has been left on a cliffhanger-LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT PART!

I was half expecting Sally to come across a Tuna sandwich at the wedding reception, after the whole "tammy" situation. Just realised how good leah and danni would be together-if she ever gets the super tape of her mouth.

Still loving how evil colleen is and the josh deaths. Some one, some where has to take pity on the slimey git though, don't they? Just read all about Danni's psycho antics at the start, geez she has problems. One request, BRING BACK MORAG FULLTIME! If anyones a legend its her!