Ryan

Don't tell us, I don't care if it goes to 99 (we are only on page 2 at the moment), but I like to get things right. Anyway, Fisher to Noah.

Too right, it would. I knew Alex was on holiday, but I was thinking last week it was beginning to take on Marlene type proportions.

Don't worry, I'm not dead.

This was meant to be a silly thread and you've made it allo serious.

It doesn't bare thinking about what was in that letter.

John Howard, deportation notice.

I've just come down from the Isle of Skye, I'm no' very big and I'm awful shy, And the lassies shout when I go by, "Donald where's your troosers?" Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, Through the streets in my kilt I'll go, All the lassies say "Hello, Donald, where's your troosers?" A lassie took me to a ball And it was slippery in hall, And I was feared that I would fall, For I had nae on ma troosers. Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, Through the streets in my kilt I'll go, All the lassies say "Hello, Donald, where's your troosers?" Now I went down to London town And I had some fun in the Underground, The ladies turned their heads around, Saying, "Donald, where are your trousers?" Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, Through the streets in my kilt I'll go, All the lassies say "Hello, Donald, where's your troosers?" To wear the kilt is my delight, It is not wrong, I know it's right, The Highlanders would get a fright If they saw me in the trousers. Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, Through the streets in my kilt I'll go, All the lassies say "Hello, Donald, where's your troosers?" The lassies want me, every one, Well, let them catch me if they can, Ye canna take the breeks off a Hieland man, And I don't wear the troosers. Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, Through the streets in my kilt I'll go, All the lassies say "Hello, Donald, where's your troosers? Donald, where's your troosers? Donald, where's your troo---" [spoken] Och well, that's the way we sing the song in Scotland. But of course the song might have more international appeal sung something like this: one, two, three, four: [As Elvis] Well, I've just come down from the Isle of Skye, I'm no' very big and I'm awful shy, The lassies shout when I go by, "Hey Donald, where's your troosers?" Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, Through the streets in my kilt I'll go, All the lassies say "Go, go! Donald, where's your troosers?" Oh man, I'm all rock and roll, And I'm a-movin' and a-groovin' to save my soul, Grab your kilt and go, go, go! Hey Donald, where's your troosers? Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, Through the streets in my kilt I'll go, Oh yeah, go, go, go! Hey Donald, where's your troosers? Hey Donald, where's your troosers, yeah. Hey Donald--- [spoken] [As himself] Hey, just a minute! What are you doing there? [As Elvis] Man, I'm rockin' it, man, I'm really movin' it, man. [As himself] Well, just you stop rockin' it and movin' it, man. The song should be sung just exactly like this: I've just come down from the Isle of Skye, I'm no' very big and I'm awful shy, And the lassies shout when I go by, "Donald where's your troosers?" Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, Through the streets in my kilt I'll go, All the lassies say "Hello, Donald, where's your troosers? Donald, where's your troosers?" I've met the guy that gave us this cracker of a songer.

..dagga-diggi-diggi-dang-dagga-dang-dagga-dang-diggi-diggi-diggi-diggi) Postmann Schlumpf! (Pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-da, pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, Pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-da, pa-pa-p? po-pa-ba-di, Pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, Pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-da, pa-pa-p? po-pa-ba-da.) Hier kommt euer Postmann, ich bin euer Postmann Schlumpf: Ich stehe morgens fr?h auf, und bring' euch Briefe nach Haus, Ihr kennt mein Postschlumpferlied, gut es selbst mich gibt. Hier kommt euer Postmann, ich bin euer Postmann Schlumpf: Ich stehe morgens fr?h auf, und bring' euch Briefe nach Haus, Ihr kennt mein Postschlumpferlied, singt alle mit. (Here comes your postman, I am your Postman Smurf: I get up early in the morning and bring letters to your house, You know my postsmurfy song, that's me all right/all join in.) Jeden Morgen in der Fr?he, wenn ihr noch schlaft, Dann steh' ich auf und darum geh' ich zeitig ins Bett, Und wenn ihr aufsteht, dann bin ich schon am Sortieren: Gar viele viele Briefe, oder mal ein Paket! (Early every morning when you're still asleep, I then get up and that's why I go early to bed, And when you get up I'm already busy sorting: Loads and loads of letters or sometimes a parcel!) Postmann, Postmann, hier kommt euer Postmann, Ich hab' eine tolle Uniform, Ich bringe ohne Pause jeden Brief zu euch nach Hause, Ihr wartet auf mich auch was haben aus der Schlumpfenpost! (Postman, postman, here comes your postman, I've got a wicked uniform, Without stopping I bring each letter to your house, And you're waiting for me, to get something from the Smurf post!) (Pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, Pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, pa-pa-p? po-pa-ba-di, Pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, Pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, pa-po-pa po-pa-ba-di.) Hier kommt euer Postmann, ich bin euer Postmann Schlumpf: Ich stehe morgens fr?h auf, und bring' euch Briefe nach Haus, Ihr kennt mein Postschlumpferlied, gut es selbst mich gibt. F?r die ganze Post brauch' ich sehr viele Stunden, Doch alle H?user hab' ich dann im ganzen Dorf gefunden, Und manchmal sag' ich traurig, wenn ich hab' heut' nichts dabei, Beim n?chsten Mal bekommt ihr dann vielleicht mal wieder zwei! (To do all the mail I need very many hours, But by then I've found all the houses in the whole village, And sometimes I say sadly when I've got nothing for you, Next time maybe you'll receive two items once again!) Zu Weihnachten und zum Geburtstag gibt es bunte Karten, Geschenkpakete kommen mit der Post: Die Schl?mpfe schicken gerne Sachen, die den andern Freude machen, Und so komme ich bei Schnee und Frost, ja so ist euere Post! (At Christmas and on birthdays there are colourful cards, Gift-wrapped parcels come in the post: The Smurfs like sending things that make the others happy, And so I come in snow and frost, yeah that's your post!) (Pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, Pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, Pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, Pa-po-p? po-pa-ba-di, pa-po-po po-pa-ba-di.) Hier kommt euer Postmann, ich bin euer Postmann Schlumpf, Ich stehe morgens fr?h auf, und bring' euch Briefe nach Haus, Ihr kennt mein Postschlumpferlied, gut es selbst mich gibt. (Ding-diggi-ding-diggi-diggi-diggi-dong-dong, Ding-diggi-ding-di-ding-di-ding-ding-ding, Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Pa-pa-pa-ti-pa-ta-pa-ha! Didl-didl-didl-didl-didl-didl-didl-didl- Daba-daba-daba-daba-daba-daba-daba-daba-da! Aj-a!) Hier kommt euer Postmann, ich bin euer Postmann Schlumpf: Ich stehe morgens fr?h auf und bring' euch Briefe nach Haus Ihr kennt mein Postschlumpferlied, Ihr singt alle mit, Singt alle mit...

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree, Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee, To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees, Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody. I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki, Well, she was selling pineapple, playing ukulele, And when I went to the girl, "Come on and teach me to sway," She laughed and whispered to me, "Yes, come tonight to the bay." The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai, Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song. Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree, Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee, To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees, Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody. Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree, Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee, To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees, Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody. And down on the shore they gather romance, She showed me much more, not only to dance. Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree, Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee, To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees, Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody. Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree, Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee, To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees, Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody. The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai, Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song. Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree, Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee, To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees, Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody. Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree, Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee, To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees, Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la One banana, two banana, three banana, four Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more. Over hill and highway the banana buggies go Comin' on to bring you the Banana Splits show Makin' up a mess of fun Makin' up a mess of fun Lots of fun for everyone Tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la Four banana, three banana, two banana, one All bananas playing in the bright warm sun, Flippin' like a pancake, poppin' like a cork, Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork Tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la

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There can't be many people in the cast left. Hayley.

Mitch.

Jude.

Ryan goes through old tapes labelled Random Old HAA. Do not Tape. Makes me sound like Dennis Norden.

Does it come from episode surrounding 2980.

It's not your turn yet.

And I'll be taking over as Back to the Bay Head of Content, as Dan's deputy. :graduated:

I'm getting Girls House Vibes.

It's obviously from 2001, I've got some of them on tape, but I'll have a go at Lance.

Gypsy

Correct.