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Van Wilder: Party Liason.

Van Wilder: Okay, we're just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk.

Taj: Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that ****, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

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Van Wilder: Party Liason.

Taj:  want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know

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Lol i love that part me and my cousins always say that to each other and we'll just laugh for ages!

I watched Fun with Dick and Jane yesterday, it was good but not as funny as i thought it was gonna be

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