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My family dog is staying the night at my flat because my parents have gone away for the weekend. She's staring at me.....it's most off putting.

Psycho dog.......

Watch out.

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Hello Ladies

What do you think about this

TEN REASONS WHY CURRY IS BETTER THAN SEX!!

1. YOU DON'T MIND PEOPLE WACTING YOU WHILE YOU EAT CURR.

2. YOUR PARTNER DOES'NT CHUCK YOU WHEN YOU HAVE CURRY WITH OTHER PEOPLE

3. YOU DON'T FALL ASLEEP AFTER CURRY.

4. IF YOU ASK YOUR MATES TO HAVE A CURRY WITH YOU THEY DON'T THINK YOU'RE WEIRD.

5. YOU NEVER WAKE UP TO A UGLY CURRY.

6. YOU CAN HAVE A DIFFERENT CURRY EVERY NIGHT.

7. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHAT UP A CURRY.

8. CURRY DOESN'T HAVE HEADACHES.

9. YOU CAN EAT CURRY COVERED IN MANGO CHUTNEY WITHOUT BEING A PERVERT.

10. IT'S EASY TO HAVE MULTIPLE CURRIES.

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It lasts longer than sex. You can also keep some for the following day. You dont need to have a quick shower to have a curry.

You can also put on a old top, ready for the stains, instead of putting on sexy gear.

Oh and i bet it contains less salt. LOL

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