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Yeah....me and 7am don't agree! :P I just hope I can get into a more manageable routine soon...the tiredness is making me feel ill and icky, and ill is the last thing I need to be right now! I have my first modules in January and I have enough to do as it is! :(

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Today at work we were laughing hysterically over The Best Dirty Girls Joke Book..... :lol: :lol:

Here are some of the ones which were not tooooo rude for this site :P

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: Because men fake foreplay.

Man: Women cant read maps!

Woman: Well only a man would think an inch equals a mile!

Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?

A: No time!

Man: Do you like it doggy style?

Woman: Yep, you can beg all you like and then I'll roll over and play dead.

Q: how do you know when a man has been taking viagra and iron tablets?

A: When he gets excited he points north.

Q: Why do men feel more confident with a computers than with women?

A: no computer ever laughed at a three and a half inch floppy!

Just because you have a prick it does not mean you have to act like one!

Q: Whats the difference between a penis and chocolate?

A: Chocolate is still satisfying after it's gone soft in your hand :P

Q: what is the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?

A: Men will spend hours looking for a golf ball.

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I'm so mad at my bestfriend that I could slap her a 1000 times! *argh*

She's so selfish, and she only thinks about herself (and before you judge me, it's not only about me). I haven't seen her in 3 weeks (she moved) and the last time I saw her I waited nearly 2 hours for her and she didn't come.

She were suppose to get her earing at a friends place (we had just left) but because they were so high I didn't want to join her (yes, as in drugs) so I said I would go home to her, and she said she would come soon. So there I was sitting, all alone in her room nearly crying my eyes out because of all the memories we've had in that room, and then I hear her parent's talking about going to bed (It was 1 AM, *I don't know why I hadn't left before*) so I decided to leave.

And then two days later I find out she had been out getting so drunk and that she made a fool out of herself that she was glad she moved. AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN CALL ME TO SAY SHE DIDN'T COME HOME.

So then she came home today, and I was so looking forward to be with her and talk to her because I haven't really talked to her on 3 months.

Then she had to go home, so I waited for her an hour and then when I was suppose to leave, she came and said that she had to go and see a friend of us because she had promised her.

THEN, when we come there, I hear her talking to her brother (who is 13) and he's almost crying because he hand't seen her since she got home, and she had promised him that when she got home they would rent a movie and spend some time alone. And because he had a game tomorrow he had to go to sleep early, and he would be gone tomorrow.

So then he ended up hanging up on her because she said that she was going to drink.

So then I was gong through a message her dad sendt her, and it was saying something that he was dissopointed that she didn't come home to her 3 younger brothers.

So then I were sitting at Toms place, had a beer in my hand and then suddently I got so mad at her that I had to leave before I did something stupid.

So now I'm here writing this because it's the only place I can write this.. *grr*

God, that feels so much better! :)

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Today at work we were laughing hysterically over The Best Dirty Girls Joke Book..... :lol: :lol:

Here are some of the ones which were not tooooo rude for this site :P

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: Because men fake foreplay.

Man: Women cant read maps!

Woman: Well only a man would think an inch equals a mile!

Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?

A: No time!

Man: Do you like it doggy style?

Woman: Yep, you can beg all you like and then I'll roll over and play dead.

Q: how do you know when a man has been taking viagra and iron tablets?

A: When he gets excited he points north.

Q: Why do men feel more confident with a computers than with women?

A: no computer ever laughed at a three and a half inch floppy!

Just because you have a prick it does not mean you have to act like one!

Q: Whats the difference between a penis and chocolate?

A: Chocolate is still satisfying after it's gone soft in your hand :P

Q: what is the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?

A: Men will spend hours looking for a golf ball.

These are so funny, and yet so true to the male population. Got anymore.

I just got told off for laughing so much, as hubby is watching a film.

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