Love Bites

[Gypsy & Will Fan]

Chapter ninety five.

Everyone groaned as they smiled. “Hello Colleen, lovely of you too make it,” Irene said greeting her. “I wouldn’t of missed it for the world,” Colleen said sitting down. “So are you here alone?” Irene asked as she carried on eating her breakfast. “Alf is just putting the bags in our room,” Colleen said smiling. “A single room, eh?” Vinnie said laughing. “Colleen, you sly old thing,” Gypsy said in hysterics.

After breakfast everyone split up to do there own thing before the hen and stag nights. Leah and Vinnie went to Oxford Street to do some serious shopping. “We should go to Hamley’s,” Vinnie said excitedly. “Why?” Leah said not really wanting to traipse around a silly toy shop. “To buy things for VJ of course,” Vinnie said as pushed the pushchair towards Piccadilly Circus. “I want to go to Selfridges though?” Leah said doing her puppy dog eyes and pouting. “Fine,” Vinnie said turning the pushchair around, “listen to me son, when you get a girlfriend, always agree, or your life won’t be worth living.”

Chloe and Tom were in Hyde Park sitting on the bench with baby Olivia in her pram. “Why do you want to marry me?” Chloe said as she looked at him right in his beautiful green eyes. “Because I love everything about you, the way you pull funny faces when you eat,” Toms started off. “I don’t pull funny faces when I eat,” Chloe said defensively. “Only when you eat oranges,” Tom said laughing, “I love the way you look in your Pj’s and I love the way your little toe curls under the other one.” “Your soppy sod,” Chloe said as she started kissing him.

Gypsy, Will, Rachel and Lily were at Hamley’s looking for toys for their daughters. “I want a Salvanian,” Rachel said as she looked at the cute little animal figurine. “A what?” Will asked confused. Gypsy laughs. “Its toy animal, basically,” Gypsy said as she picked up the toy and put it in the basket. “And the house,” Rachel said pointing to the toy house. “A house?” Will said really getting confused about all these things. “For them to live in,” Rachel said trying to pull it off the shelve. “She’s been hanging around you too long,” Will said too Gypsy. “I don’t know what your talking about,” Gypsy said shrugging her shoulders.

Irene, Jade and Nick were outside Buckingham Palace. “The flags up, that means the Queens home,” Nick said trying to sound intelligent. “We know,” Jade said laughing. “How you feeling now, Jade?” Irene asked as the sat down my the lion statue. “I’m ok, morning’s are a nightmare,” Jade said trying to make a joke out of it. “I remember when I was pregnant with Fin, I was in bed for the whole nine months,” Irene said looking thoughtful. “I’m scared of what your father’s reaction will be,” Nick said looking up at the palace. “Well he’d have to get through me first,” Irene said putting an arm around Nick.

Joey and Tiegan were walking by the River Thames. “Do you ever think of marriage and kids,” Tiegan said as they stopped to look at the view. “I don’t really want to get married, but I’d love a baby with you, but not now,” Joey said looking at the river. “Why?” Tiegan said quite disappointed. “Because I don’t want to let you down, if I get ill again, it will not only affect you it will effect our little Rainbow,” Joey said looking into her deep hazel eyes that he would get lost in for all eternity. “I love you Joey Rainbow,” Tiegan said as he snogged him as all the world past them by.

Colleen and Alf were on the London Eye, looking over all of London. “It’s a beautiful view,” Colleen said looking over her shoulder to see Alf sitting on the bench in the middle of the pod. “Are you ok, Alf?” Colleen said sitting down next to him. “Yeah I’m ok.” Alf said looking up. “No your not Alf Stewart, now you tell me all about it,” Colleen said placing a hand on his knee. “I’m falling in love with you,” Alf said as he very gently leaned in and kissed her on the lips.

[Jackieleanne]

Awww great chapter, took me back to my childhood days lol, I used to love Salvanian families, hehe. Awww Alf and Colleen hehe. ) Can't wait for more.

[tasha7905]

Alf and Colleen brilliant : ) Cant wait for more.

[Gypsy & Will Fan]

Chapter ninety six.

All the girls met in the reception area dressed in some fantastic outfits. Gypsy was wearing gold hot pants with a gold corset and her hair done up in pigtails and she had a veil on as well, with two L plates on each butt cheek. “Bloody hell,” Colleen said nearly having a heart attack when she saw her.

But nothing was going to be more of a shock than the boys got when Gypsy and Leah gave Lily, Rachel and VJ to their dads. “What?” Vinnie said shocked. “Your babysitting,” Leah said winking as she walked out wearing her corset and stocking and suspenders. “When? What about my stag night?” Will said horrified. “I gave birth all by myself and as you weren’t there, its payback time,” Gypsy said walking out wiggling her bottom. “Hang on,” Tom shouted out, “can’t colleen do it?” “Colleen? No, she’s coming out with us,” Sally said winking, as she saw Colleen come down dressed up to the nines like she was going ballroom dancing. “See ya later Alfie,” Colleen said kissing him on the lips. As the others stared in amazement.

The girls reached their destination which was Planet Hollywood. “I’ve never been on a hen night before,” Colleen said excitedly as she sat down. “Well, you have now,” Gypsy said as she looked at the cocktail list. “I fancy the Orgasmic Cosmo.” “That sounds good, can we have 8 orgasmic cosmos please,” Irene said as she winked at the waiter. As the waiter walked away Irene wolf whistled. “He was spunk Irene,” Chloe said as she put a peanut in her mouth. “I know, but not as cute as that Barry,” Irene said laughing. “Not as cute as my Will,” Gypsy said as she knocked her cocktail back. “Have you sneaked at what your partners have bought you for Christmas?”

“I saw what Vinnie bought me,” Leah said laughing. “What?” Gypsy said intrigued, “was it a peek a boo bra and crotch less knickers?” “How the bloody hell did you know?” Leah said as she knocked back another cocktail. “I’m the master of sex, I know these things, red or black?” Gypsy said as she got nosey. “Red and black!” Leah said smiling. “Personally I would prefer black,” Colleen said as she sipped her sherry. The girls spat there cocktails out in shock. “Colleen, you naughty girl,” Hayley said laughing.

“So what has been your best sexual moment,” Gypsy asked as she started eating her burger. “It has to be Vinnie and I when we first had sex,” Leah said laughing as she remembered. “What happened, was the V-man, in fine form,” Gypsy said as she sucked a chip through her mouth. “Well, as I’ve only ever had sex with Vinnie, it was brilliant, but boy did I want to giggle at the end,” Leah said laughing. “What happened,” Tiegan said moving closer. “Right as he was about to you know what, he started shouting ‘I’ll be back’,” Leah said laughing so much tears formed in her eyes. “NO!” Irene said cackling with laughter. “Did he say Asta La Vista baby as well,” Sally said as she hit the table with her hand with laughter.

“Mine involved strawberries and champagne,” Sally said with a naughty glint in her eye. “And what did you do with these strawberries,” Chloe said winking. “I let Flynn lick them all off me,” Sally said as she howled with laughter, “and I’ve never had an orgasm like it before, I was in heaven.” “And what did you do with the bottle,” Tiegan said winking. “Lets just say, who needs a rampant rabbit,” Sally said laughing.

“A what?” Jade asked confused. “A rampant rabbit, you get them from Ann Summers,” Colleen said as she knocked back another sherry. Everyone turned to face Colleen in shock. “You have a rabbit?” Gypsy said looking at her in complete and utter shock. “Of course not, I don’t have the money to keep splashing out on batteries,” Colleen said shaking her head. “I have one,” Gypsy said smiling. “Is it better than Will,” Tiegan said moving closer and closer. “Well, you know,” Gypsy said shrugging. “It is,” Chloe said laughing so much tears sprung to her eyes. “Well you know what they say,” Colleen said taking another gulp of sherry, “if your man can’t satisfy you, your rabbit can.” “She’s drunk, she has to be!” Leah said laughing.

[-michelle-]

Another great chapter. Please update soon

[amz89]

That's great please update soon!!! i just want to say that I try to update when I can becase i'm in Australia our time is different, so I usally see it in the morning (OUR) Well thanks anyways!! Post Again soon!!

[Jackieleanne]

That was brilliant I loved it, Colleen was classic. Can't wait for more.

[Welshfan]

Thank you Penny, my daughter, my grandaughter and I, all enjoy this very much. I look forward to reading more.

[Gypsy & Will Fan]

Chapter ninety seven.

“So come on Alf tell us what’s going on with Colleen?” Vinnie said as he rocked VJ off to sleep. “Nothing,” Alf said as he sipped his beer. “Really, and Alfie is your new name is it?” Will said as he tried to rock Lily off to sleep. “Alright, Alright I may have some feelings for her,” Alf said shuffling his feet in embarrassment. “Get in there Stewie,” Vinnie said patting him on the back.

When the babies were fast asleep they all sat down exhaustedly. “Lily is a little sweetie,” Alf said as he collapsed on the sofa. “I know, well she takes after her uncle,” Nick said winking as he sat down exhaustedly. “So what were you and Irene really talking about, before we left yesterday?” Will asked his brother. “Mind your own business,” Nick said tapping his nose.

“You know what I’ve always wondered how you and Gypsy met, because on the first day of school you obviously met,” Vinnie said laughing at the memory. Will and Nick started laughing. “What’s so funny?” Flynn asked wondering what was so funny.

“Well Nick and I were walking along the beach and I see this fit girl lying on the beach, and I just thought, bloody hell, she is bloody gorgeous,” Will said smiling as he remembered Gypsy lying on the beach in her yellow triangle bikini, “and I walked over to her and smiled, “And what did she do?” Joey asked as he sipped his beer. “I played it really cool, and before I knew it, her tongue was down her throat,” Will said laughing.

The girls were still at the table. “We bought you some presents,” Irene said as put shiny bag on the table. “Oh, you shouldn’t have,” Gypsy said as she took the presents out one by one. She opened the first one which was a box shape and she laughed when she realized what it was. “Irene Roberts,” Gypsy said as showed everyone a platinum rampant rabbit, “now if this goes missing, I will know it was you Colleen, so keep your mitts off it.”

She opened her next present which was a whip. “So you can keep him in line,” Irene said laughing. “Can’t her tongue do that?” Tiegan said laughing. “This might be helpful on the honeymoon, he likes a bit of bondage,” Gypsy said as she put the whip in her mouth. “URGH! I so didn’t want to think of that,” Chloe and Hayley said in unison.

“I really love her you know,” Will said drunkenly. “Yes we know,” the others say in unison. “Its just the 450th time you’ve told us,” Nick said folding his arms up in frustration. “And that arse,” Will said as he made drunken hand movements, “Its just so squeezable.” “Leah won’t let me near her arse, I only have to touch it and she bites my head off,” Vinnie said in amazement. “Tiegan’s the same, but the only difference is, Leah’s probably really sweet about it, but Tiegan nearly gave me a black eye,” Joey said laughing. “Sally really isn’t that bothered, but Tina well she got offended when I didn’t,” Flynn said laughing. “Yeah well Tina, was a right slapper,” Tom said phoning room service for another beer. “So what about Chloe?” Vinnie asked. “What about her?” Tom asked confused. “Does she let you go up her arse?” Nick said laughing, “keep up with the program mate.”

“What about tits,” Vinnie said laughing. “Tits? What about them?” Alf asked as he opened the door to room service. “I can’t understand men, who go for skinny girls,” Flynn said pondering for a moment. “I know, I mean there is nothing to hold onto,” Will said looking around at the others, “I mean when I went out with Dani, I was scared I was going to break every bone in her body.” “When I was going out with Tina, I was scared I was going to burst her tits,” Flynn said laughing, “Noah you’ve been quiet, you ok mate?”

He didn’t have time to answer as they heard lots of giggling. The girls were walking down the corridor. “Sh!” Colleen said as swayed from side to side drunkenly. The girls giggled at this.

As Gypsy entered her room she saw all the boys stand up startled. “Your rat arsed,” Flynn said as she saw Sally come in on her hands and knees. “No I’m not, I’m merry,” Sally said as she giggled. “Gypsy, why have you got a whip in your mouth,” Will asked confused and rather worried. “Because, I’ve heard you’ve been a bad boy,” Gypsy said as she giggled. “We should get going,” Vinnie said as he saw Leah peering around the door and laughing. “Asta La Vista baby,” Sally said laughing. “I’ll be back,” Gypsy and Chloe said laughing. Vinnie looked around horrified. “Leah what have you been telling people?” Vinnie said as he quickly went and got VJ.

“We should get going too, Chloe,” Tom said as he went to go and get Chloe. “Night Captain Rocket,” Tiegan said whistling. Tom turned around shocked. “Captain Rocket?” Noah and Flynn said laughing, “why Captain Rocket?” “Because he takes Chloe to the Moon and back,” Gypsy, Tiegan, Sally, Irene and Colleen say in unison. “We should all go to bed,” Tom said horrified. “Too right, I don’t want to hear about Colleen’s one,” Nick said rushing out of the room. As Sally and Flynn left the girls all shouted. “Night Dr. Love,” the girls shouted.

And with that everyone left to their rooms, and boy were there going to be some sore heads in the morning.

[Jackieleanne]

That was brilliant I loved it I was in stitches.