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Lovin' this 1! I remember watching it and i laugh my socks off!

Sam 'OB' O'Brien: [after he opens the freezer at Il Gnosh, which Dom & Tina are trapped in]Oh, sorry mate, I didn't mean to interrupt anything...

Dominic Reilly: [embarrassed] Tina was just admiring my profiterole tower.

Sam 'OB' O'Brien: Is that what you call it?

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Lovin' this 1! I remember watching it and i laugh my socks off!

Sam 'OB' O'Brien: [after he opens the freezer at Il Gnosh, which Dom & Tina are trapped in]Oh, sorry mate, I didn't mean to interrupt anything...

Dominic Reilly: [embarrassed] Tina was just admiring my profiterole tower.

Sam 'OB' O'Brien: Is that what you call it?

Me too! :lol:

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It's okay. ^_^

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Frankie Dean: My Craig could sell sand to the desert.

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Jack Osborne: Craig Dean, you could sell snow to the Eskimos.

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A couple of similar ones about Craig. :rolleyes::P

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& another similar one about OB. :P

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Lee Hunter: Oh, come on. OB could flog g-strings to nuns.

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Posted

Love it one as well!

Liz Burton Taylor: [screaming]Get off him! Why are you hitting my son?

Jacob 'Jake' Dean: [to Becca, who is crying] Tell them what you've done!

[silence]

Jacob 'Jake' Dean: She's been having an affair. The lying bitch has been having an affair!

Frankie Dean: With who?

Darren Osborne: Word of advice, Frankie, never apply to be on Mastermind.

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It's because craig rocks. lol.

My favourite quote although not funny, is still the garden speech. :wub:

I liked Kris and Jessica's bathroom speech!

Kris: I do like girls!

Jessica: your problem is you don't know who to like!

Kris: you might be surprised.

They look at each other smile and move in closer for the kiss... Untill Will opens the door

Posted

Couple more.

OB: (Whilst Max was in hospital): As much as I famcy that nurse, I don't want to stick around here too long.

Max: Even Tom knew what she (Clare) was like. And OB, the 2 people closest to me in the world'

On the same lines:

Max (On OB): I've lost the only friend I ever had....

Max: I thought the nurse was Clare

OB: The nurse was nothing like Clare......she was fit.

Mercedes (To Russ about JP before the truth came out): He needs a man! :lol: Eat your words!

JP: Sorry Miss Jackson

Craig: Ohhh

Jake: (On Charlie) That's my boy

Darren: Is he?

Louise: (To Calvin) Let your hair down! :lol:

Rhys: Girls like to be in the driving seat

Josh: Me and Amy are finished with cars!

Craig (On kids): I'll teach them some Zidane moves

JP: What, with your banana foot?

Craig (On Sarah): She made a horrible cup of tea

JP: Is that a hint?

OB (To Clare): There's a girl outside with a puppy, don't want to miss your chance to stamp on it!

Craig (To JP): What about your kids? Are they going to be demons on the decks like ther pops.....oh. :wub:

Louise (To Sonny): You can get that thought out of your head you dirty munchkin!

JP (To Craig): And I think, so long as I keep you as a friend, I can just forget about the feelings that I have for you.

Hannah: Who's your favourite Pussy cat Doll

JP: Ashlee

^^Word of advise to Hannah, if your boyfirend knows the name of the Pussycat dolls, WORRY!

Darren (To Craig, just fater his kiss with JP): Awww, didums, Sarah snogged another bloke.....again? :lol:

And finally, the best quote EVER:

Craig (After runnng after JP at Hannah's bday bash): John-Paul? Oi, waht's got into you?

JP: You don't wanna be around me

Craig: You can't say things like that and then run off

JP: Craig, just leave it

Craig: Why did you say Sarah wasn't good enough for me?

JP: Please don't make me say it

Craig: Look at me. LOOK AT ME! look at me, what do you know? Is she cheating on me?

JP: NO!

Craig: She's cheating on me with Rhys

JP: No, I don't know!

Craig: Then why you like this? Tell me what's going on

JP: I can't

Craig: Tell me John-Paul!

JP: You really wanna know? You really wanna know why I think you should split up with Sarah?

Craig: Yes. Yes I do.

JP: It's because I'm jealous. Alright? Whenever I watch you with her, it kills me. Because I wanna be the one that your laughing with and your going home with. When I'm not with you, i think about you all the time and when I am with you, I feel like my hearts gonna burst. I'm in love with you, Craig. I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU! :wub:

EDIT: Oh and JP: Get your hand off the door, Craig

Craig: I don't want you to go. I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO!

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LMAO! I could just nod along and let you believe I am extremely pathetic, or I could defend myself and say I watched it on youtube as I was typing it just so I could get it right. I'll let you choose which to believe....

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