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OMG! Those Irene/Barry episodes are happening right here (where Lucas and those other dudes graffitied Hyde's place), and I seriously hate Irene flamin' Roberts! I only wish that Zoe could've killed her instead.

And my mind is either deep in the gutter or the way you typed "licking each other's wounds" was intended to be wrong, but boy, did I think you said something else when I read that!! :lol:

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And my mind is either deep in the gutter or the way you typed "licking each other's wounds" was intended to be wrong, but boy, did I think you said something else when I read that!! :lol:
Don't worry, your mind's not that far gone yet, I totally meant for that to be taken in the dirtiest way possible :P I think that we bring a certain kind of class to these boards, don't you?
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It's teaser time :D

Belle let out a squeak and pressed closer to Drew trying to hide behind his arm, Amanda had gone to bed over an hour ago with an instruction of not to do anything that she wouldn't; that directive left them a lot of room to move.

"What are you doing?" Drew laughed, taking his eyes off the screen. "That wasn't even scary!"

"It was so!" Belle protested.

"Taylor, the only thing that's scary about this movie is how freaking bad it is."

"You’re the one who picked it out, not me." Belle reminded him.

"Yeah well, it's a movie about five chicks locked in a haunted hospital, in their underwear! It should've been good." Drew said, scratching his head, trying to figure out how such a good concept could've turned into the most mind numbingly boring horror movie ever made.

"What, so nudity automatically equals quality?" Drew nodded. "You're a pig."

"Oink, oink."

"Do you really find that attractive?" Belle asked, referring to the blonde bimbo currently on-screen, whose body had been pumped full of so much collagen that she looked like an over inflated balloon.

Drew made a face. "Ew, no. She's not my type."

"So what is your type?"

"Your mum's pretty hot." Drew said, after a moments thought.

Belle rolled her eyes. "She's a MILF, I know." She'd heard it enough times from the idiot boys at school. "Seriously, out of Cassie, Matilda and Me, who would you rather date?"

"Well," He shifted so he faced her. "Cassie is far too orange, so that rules her out straight away. She's a nice girl but I don't want to have to wash fake tan off my hands everytime we make out." He said, making Belle burst out into laughter.

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Ooh! Am I detecting a hint that this could include another murder/attack? Wows! I hope so, can you imagine, Drew, Zoe and Tracey all in the same chapter?! Damn, I'm so excited you'd think that I'd have mistaken coke for sugar (or both, not sure how the heck that works!).

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It's teaser time :D

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"Well," He shifted so he faced her. "Cassie is far too orange, so that rules her out straight away. She's a nice girl but I don't want to have to wash fake tan off my hands everytime we make out." He said, making Belle burst out into laughter.

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Here's another teaser for you lucky people.

"If you were good all along why did you switch the paternity test results?" He wasn't angry, not now, not after so long. If he and Hayley had never slept together he never would've been in that position in the first place. If he blamed anyone, it was himself.

"Just because I'm not evil doesn't mean I'm not a borderline sociopath." Eve said flatly. "You cheated on me, so you had to pay."

"Whoa, it wasn't like you weren't cheating on me with her-" Kim gestured to Tracey who was watching impassively. "-the whole time." At least that's what he'd gathered from his conversations with Jack and Rachel.

"Well, actually, I was with Tracey first so technically I was cheating on her with..." Eve realized that bringing all this up would end in nothing but badness. "You know what, this is a very tricky grey area and-" She was interrupted by the ringing of her mobile phone. "I have to take this."

"You have Firestarter as your ring tone?" Tracey asked in amusement as Eve dug the phone out of her deep pockets.

"What, too meta?"

"A little." Tracey answered as Kim watched, completely confused by what they were talking about.

"Eve Jacobson's House of Pain." Eve answered the phone with a smile, which quickly faded as she heard what the person on the other end of the line had to say. "What?"

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