Never Say Never

[-Laura-]

I love this fic! And i have to say for once my fave character isnt Jack or Martha but Beth shes so funny! lol

[nicky1990]

I love this fic! And i have to say for once my fave character isnt Jack or Martha but Beth shes so funny! lol

Thanks for reading !!

(written on my sisters account -dont get confused )

[ILOVEASH]

NEVER SAY NEVER CONTINUED:

Mattie, Martha, Alf, Jack, Belle, Rachel, Kim, Macca, Leah and Ash lay stuck in the hay. While Fitzy still hung from the ceiling, Pete sat crouched on the couch with his hands tied and Dan lay under the couch marking some school work.

Reeling from the shock of the tictoc note, the summerbay residents were confused and went quiet. They didn't know what to think. Did this mean that the stalker was alive and back in the bay? Fitzy appeared distressed as the note slipped out of her sweaty shaking hands. Suddenly, Ashton let out another huge fart, which distrupted the silence in the fletcher household. "Oops" said an ashamed Ash, who buried himself further into the hay. "Flamin' galah" replied an aggravated Alf. Jack began to question Beth about the note. But Beth was too busy playing chasey with one of the cows. "Flamin' party drugs!" exclaimed Alf. Kim had left them lying around the room, Beth must have found them. Jack, Mattie and Kim began to try and get some answers from Beth, but it was no use, Beth had now started to undress and place her clothes on the cows. "Hello Beth" she said to one of the cows.

Rachel continued to cry as her beloved babies had become victims of Drew's dangrously large nostrils. Leah tried to comfort her, but as she moved further towards her friend, Drew inhaled and Leah's tiny body went straight up his nostrils. "Noooo!!!" cried Dan, as he watched his wife dissapear into one of the hell holes. "Don't worry" called Drew, "she's in a better place." Carrying people inside Drew had caused him to feel weak. Soon, it was too much for him to handle, as the bodies inside him began to weigh him down, and he collapsed into the hay, landing on Belle's leg. Belle let out a painful scream, which caused the house to shake and Fitzy to fall down from the ceiling and into the hay...

The cyclone had eased off and Amanda was laying by the pool when she felt an awful pain in her leg. "It's a sign!" Amanda yelled. "Belle's in trouble." Amanda grabbed Ryan's hand and made her way out of the house, to find her daughter.

Back in the hay house, the drugs had worn off and Beth was becoming her normal self. "Mrs Hunter, where did you get this note?" Fitzy asked the unfit mother of five. "I got it from Tony." Beth replied. "Tony?!Do you know where Tony got it from?" asked a shocked Fitzy, from under the hay. "Yes, Jack and Jack got it from one of the cows, who got it from Martha." Beth explained. Fitzy looked confused as she continued to question Beth. "Do you know which note I am talking about?" she asked. "Oh yes,its from martha, its a note about people being stuck in the hay, can you believe it?" Beth answered. Fitzy assumed that the drugs had caused Beth to forget about the tictoc note, but after she picked the stalker note up, she then turned it over and saw that the tictoc message had infact been written on the other side of Martha's original letter. Fitzy was stunned and showed the note to Beth, who didn't look suprised at all. A puzzled Fitzy asked Beth "when did you first notice the tictoc messgae on the letter?" Beth began to giggle and she looked up to Fitzy and replied "when I wrote it, dirrr!" Fitzy and the others were astonished as they watched as Beth fell into the hay, laughing histerically. "You wrote it??" called Fitzy. "Flamin' idiot!" roared Alf. " "I can't believe this!" yelled Beth.

Amanda rushed into the house looking for Belle. "Belle?" she called in her croaky voice. Belle heard her mum and called for help. "Amanda!" she screamed. But at that moment, the smoke alarms rang, as smoke appeared among the hay. Was the pyromanic back?...

to be continued

[Tasha]

lol...your like mixing all the storylines into this Hay one, im liking it Love the Amanda getting a sore leg as a sign from Belle. Great work

Please update soon

[caitrules]

I love how you observe all the little things about the characters, like Drews nostrils

[xsianx]

Love it!

I like Ash's hair now not Ash but his hair

By the way nice Av ILOVEASH

[SfanS]

OMG that was another funny chapter!

[ILOVEASH]

NEVER SAY NEVER CONTINUED

Amanda coughed as she inhaled the smoke which was drifting through the house. She heard Belle's call for help and tried to speak, but the smoke had caused her voice to become even more croaky, and her words were no longer understandable.

Ash hadn't farted in over an minute. 62 Seconds to be exact- Of course Ash had been counting, he had nothing better to do lying in the hay, as the painful process of his forehead expansion kept him awake. The smoke was spreading through the house, and as the smoke alarms rang loudly, Ash felt it would the perfect time to fart unoticabley. So he did.

The house was now filled with a thick blanket of smoke, but there was still no sign of the fire. Still lying trapped underneath the hay, Jack and Fitzy were onto the case. "Where to start?" a voice came from the front door. It was Brad. Jack and Fitzy turned as much as they could towards Mr Armstrong. "..sorry?" a confused Jack replied. "Well there's smoke in the house, so it must be Johnny. I blame Johnny." Fitzy lifted her head above the hay and turned her gianormous police hat, so it was on the right way. "Brad you can't go blaming Johnny for everything, we have no evidence" she said. Brad's face went red as he raised his voice and yelled "you can't seriously tell me that you're not going to arrest Johnny!, ofcourse he lit the fire." Fitzy rolled her eyes as she peered over at Jack to find that he was doing the same. Brad stomped of angrily. "Where are you going?" called Fitzy. "To give Johnny Cooper what he deserves." replied Brad. "I'm going to kill him. I will find one of his weapons and use it to defeat him, he is going down, I will murder him" Brad mumbled as he walked down the driveway. He took his locket off and placed it safely in Sally's hands. "Dont worry, I promise I won't do anything dangerous or stupid" he whispered to his concerned girlfriend. Sally foolishly believed her extremely dumb lover and continued to cut pictures out for her and Brad's lockets.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[SfanS]

HAHAHA....LOL>...this is just making me laugh...

[Tasha]

:lol:

That was funny. Brad is such an idiot. Ashton is disgusting and his enormous forehead love it

Please update soon