ILOVEASH Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 NEVER SAY NEVER CONTINUED Sally had finished making her lockets. She was extremely proud of what she had done and ran into the house to show everyone. "Look what I made!" she yelled. But nobody cared, and without noticing the smoke, Sally switched off the smoke alrams and ran out crying. Ryan stood in the doorway and watched his mum as she still struggled to speak. HeR voice now sounded like a car engine that wouldn't start. "Ryan, over here buddy" said a voice coming from underneath the couch. Ryan looked up to see Dan's head slide out. "Dad!" he yelled as he bolted across the hay to reach him. "Agggrrrraaabrruumbrrummaaa!" Amanda called as she stood there unable to stop her 7,8 or 9 year old son from making the same mistake as the others. "Help me!" Ryan yelled as his leg slipped into the hay. Everyone watched helplessly, had Martha's bails of hay claimed their youngest victim? The pains in Alf's chest had dissapeared, thanks to the help of Rachel, who was conviniently a midwife, a nurse, a psychiatrist and a doctor who happened to specialise in cardiology. Alf was however, unable to remove himself from the mass of hay he and the others were stranded in. "Help" Alf heard Ryan's call for help. In the corner of his eye, Alf spotted one of his dearly beloved fishing rods. Tears streamed down his face, as he remembered his happy days before the hay disaster had taken place. Alf and Martha used to go fishing together on Wednesdays. Alf used to fish and Martha would stay in the boat with one of her cows and read articles on the currrent agricultural economic status, while listening to country music in her farmer shirt. He cried like a baby as he reached over and grabbed one of his rods. "Ouch!" yelled Kim, as Alf poked him in the eye with the rod, whilst he used it to stratch his bald head. Alf wasn't in the mood to apologise. He just wanted to go fishing with his grandaughter! Amanda cried as she could no longer see Ryan amongst the hay. "Don't worry love" Alf called to Amanda. Alf had an idea. He swung the rod above the hay towards Ryan. "Grab flamin' hold of the flamin' rod boy" he said. Ryan did as Alf said and Alf then lifted the rod up and swung it towards the front door. Ryan flew across the room and landed near Amanda's feet. Amanda was so happy that her son had been saved and extremely greatful, she ran over the hay to give Alf a hug. "Nooooo!" everyone called. But it was too late... Jack and Fitzy still hadn't gotten closer to solving the fire mystery. "So there's a fire" said Fitzy. "Yes, but we can only see the smoke" Jack replied. It was a toughie, would these two coppers ever crack the case? Over at the other side of the lounge, Amanda had fallen into the hay. She was ofcourse on her way to thank Alf for saving her son, when the bail of hay she stood on had become loose and she slipped. Her face was almost touching Alf's as she opened her mouth and said "brumbrum", this is what came out when Amanda tried to say "thankyou Alf, I don't know what I would have done without you. I love you." Alf obviously couldn't understand what Amanda was saying, but he knew what she was feeling by looking into her eyes, and he knew that he was feeling the same. "I love you too" Alf said, as they he leant in and the two shared a passionate, slobbery kiss. "I don't believe this!" yelled Beth, who watched from across the room. Jack used all of his energy to lift himself up. He wasn't going to let the arsonist get away with this. Lighting fires was illeagal! Jack stood up and gave Fitzy his hand. As he was helping his partner up, he noticed Peter sitting standing on the hay. "Pete?" Jack called. Peter turned around to face Jack. To his suprise, Jack saw Detective Baker smoking. "You're smoking pot?" Jack yelled. "I'm off the painkillers" Pete replied. Jack was extremely mad at Peter for smoking inside and started to yell at the drug addict. "Stoner!" he called. A high Peter used his still tied hands to wack Jack on the head. Jack fell back into the hay, and once again was unable to use his legs. Fitzy called Sam to help Jack. An hour later, Sam arrived at the house. As she walked into the front door, she walked past Drew, who was still finding it hard to breath with all the smoke. He took a deep breath, and Rory watched as his ridiculously young mother dissapeared up Drew's nostrils. Rory followed soon after. "Haha" everyone laughed, glad to finally get rid of the annoying pixi in Summerbay. "I know where the smoke is coming from!" a slow Fitzy called. TO BE CONTINUED
Tasha Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 Rory watched as his ridiculously young mother dissapeared up Drew's nostrils. Rory followed soon after. "Haha" everyone laughed, glad to finally get rid of the annoying pixi in Summerbay. Best part of this fic Great work. Now Drew has to nostrilise Ash, and everything will be grand Great chapter. Funniness
baby gurl Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 yh i've just caught up and im soooooooo confused.... :confused: :s
xsianx Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 Rory watched as his ridiculously young mother dissapeared up Drew's nostrils. Rory followed soon after. "Haha" everyone laughed, glad to finally get rid of the annoying pixi in Summerbay. Best part of this fic Great work. Now Drew has to nostrilise Ash, and everything will be grand Great chapter. Funniness Agree with that but Drew can do that to Jack not Ash.
SfanS Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 LOL, so funny....Drew and his nostrils, beth and the "I can't believe it!" that's SO funny!
nicky1990 Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 Rory watched as his ridiculously young mother dissapeared up Drew's nostrils. Rory followed soon after. "Haha" everyone laughed, glad to finally get rid of the annoying pixi in Summerbay. Best part of this fic Great work. Now Drew has to nostrilise Ash, and everything will be grand Great chapter. Funniness Agree with that but Drew can do that to Jack not Ash. NEVER!!!Besides, Jack's too big to be sucked into drews nostrils. He only inhales the midgets.
Cerise Posted December 8, 2006 Report Posted December 8, 2006 LMAO! This fic has everything-a good author,laughs and weirdness! you really brightend up my evening ILOVEASH. I love the First Part "I only care about the Cows They need Milking." LMAO! Macca threw cassie out the window was...it just cracked me up! Ogh The Title is Perfect...anything can happen in Summer Bay. Anything can Happen in Summer Bay, Jack and Martha got stuck in the hay*sings* Edit: LMAO The Drew Nostrils bit And Ash hadnt farted in 62 Seconds...
Tasha Posted December 9, 2006 Report Posted December 9, 2006 i miss this fic, when can we expect an update??? NEVER!!!Besides, Jack's too big to be sucked into drews nostrils. He only inhales the midgets. Good, and Ash is a midget, so Drew can inhale him, and then the residents wont have to deal with his excessive farting
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