CLASSIC Twisted Tales (by JosieTash) - comments

[belgshep]

The woman formerly known as Lorelei then REALLY enjoys it as Kimmy & Rhys use Posh & Saddo's decapitated heads, for a little while, at netballs.

Ha, ha. You were making up for not killing them before, so they not only got beheaded but also had their heads used as netballs!!!

Love Silly Scott and his fishy friends (sad he keeps killing them though). Also love him having to put up with Dani going on about herself ad infinitum.

Glad to see spawn of Satan Duncan’s back. Yay!

Wanda & her daughter can’t believe it when they catch Pammy & Mark in a compromising position. They thought Mark loved his 2 wives. Both Mark & Pammy insist that nothing is going on, and that they both just fell over (Pammy landed on top of Mark).

Course you did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited December 14, 2005 by belgshep

[The Phoenix]

Dani however was seething , she hadn't finished telling Scott all about ''ME!!!''

But would Dani ever finish telling anone all about her?

[belgshep]

You're right, The Pheonix, I'd say Dani would never finish telling anyone about herself!

Alf doesn’t believe that his son Duncan could be involved in the drug scene (he such a "good" boy), ...

What!!! When did Alf have a brain transplant?

And Pammy's after Mark again. I think this looks like wishful thinking. Two wives not enough then?!!!!!

Kit decides that the only way to get Tilly to stop seeing Duncan is to expose him as the toady little tosser he is . She enlists Joe's eager help in this ....what plan to get Tilly to dump Duncan do they devise??!!

Evil toad-boy Duncan refuses to hand over any drugs to Kirsty …

Ha, ha, ha, "toady little tosser" and "evil toad-boy". Love the name calling!!

[belgshep]

belgshep, Mark is only a chaecter V loosely based on me remember !!!!

Yeah, yeah … I remember what you said about the time machine and then you finally admitted it was real!! (He, he, he!)

Angie LOVED the idea (as she fully assumed that Mark wanted to have S&M sex with her, but Miss Russell was livid when Jade & Tasha’s spouse only went out for as tying her up.

OK, we believe you, maybe! And Angie’s after revenge now, so Mark’s in real trouble! Torture, screaming and everything … But at least you’re off the hook with Pammy!

OMG ..it turns out that Alf and Ailsa adopted the evil toad-boy Duncan and he is fact the son of a well known drunken Northern Irish footballer ...perhaps the ''Best'' ever and Hils.

That’s so freaky ‘cos George Best just died. How strange that he should be mentioned in the Tales just now!!!!

[The Phoenix]

As Colleen to run from the fast-catching-up-to-her Jade, she saw the Josh & Seb (walking hand in hand) directly in her path. The old bag knew that Jade would catch up to her faster if she tried to go around the 2 loosers. Colleen then ploughed into the insipid 2some (it was like a semi trailer hitting a little hatch batch head on) and killed them instantly.

"I killed Posh Josh & Saddo Seb" said Colleen, as she continue to run, without even breaking her stride.

"You LEGEND", replied the pursuing Jade.

Rhys' daughter is about to crash tackle Mrs Smart when something complete weird happens. What is it?

Colleen can run!?!?!?!?

My guess is Colleen confesses her love for video tapes causing jade to die in shock-I wouldn't put that past not to happen in twisted tales.

[belgshep]

Dani is not used to being told ''NO.'' and throws a hissy fit , screaming , crying and stamping her feet. Patient Scotty P waits for her to finish her tantrum , but three days later when she still shows no signs of stopping he gives up and walks off.

But Dani refuses to take ''no'' for an answer and carries on ,following him around the Bay ...

I think that maybe answers the question of whether Dani ever stops talking about herself. Nope! Poor Saintly Scotty P, even he had to admit defeat. And the lion couldn't take it either!

So, the real truth is out about the Phillips child-rearing methods, bike chains and all!!

Kane & Mark were able to, Matrix style, slow the movements of the bullets so substantially that the projectiles were barely moving when they reached our heroic duo. Angie couldn’t believe what had happened, and wondered how it had occurred.

Hey, now you’ve got super-powers. Fantastic!!!!

[JosieTash]

i LOVE wanda's descriptions of the everything to do with the Phillips family !!!! ..... (unfortunately ????) super powers only temporary !!!!!

having trouble getting into official boards again ...... can't get in - DAMMIT !!!!

[belgshep]

No worries, as long as we find out what happens eventually!!! Pity about those superpowers!!!!!!!!!

[The Phoenix]

Hopefully before their powers disappear they'll silence a certain squaling princess who we've all grown to slander..

[belgshep]

belgshep, having powers like that should be reserved for super ppl like Kane, beside Mark's life is great - wih great friends, and 2 sexy wifes !!!!

And not forgetting the likes of Angie and Pammy who were attracted to Mark!!!

Paris’s twin brother Rome. Priceless!!!!!!!

So Colleen is mother to Lance and Duncan. Can you imagine if Alf and Colleen had been married and they had all lived together as a family?!!

The elastic on the bra and panties stretches further and further as a determined Kimmy pulls on it and an equally determined Angie refuses to let go. Suddenly they both lose their grip and with a loud TWANG the bra and panties sail through the air.

I love that description from Wanda, followed by the death of Posh Josh and Saddo Seb, killed by the panties and bra!

... Too few chapters left. Sigh!