Corrupted Wish

[Mrs Bishop]

Wish Granted.

Your true love comes walking round the corner straght into a lampost.

Iwhish for Love.?

[grumble bum]

Wish granted.

You fall in love only to wake up. You where dreaming.

I wish i was skinny.

[Mrs Bishop]

WISH Granted.

You eat and eat and the more you eat the thinner you get until no one can see you.

I wish for a DSishy Butler?

[grumble bum]

Wish granted

You get your buttler only he has butter fingers.

I wish i was a rock star?

[Lesley Bee]

Wish granted.

You get up on stage for your first gig, only to be electrocuted by a power surge through your guitar

I wish i was happy.

[grumble bum]

Wish Granted

Happiness is emptyness.

I wish for a part in Home and Away??

[Mrs Bishop]

Wish Granted.

Your part is small but as you go to speak so the Director shouts cut.

I wish it was warmer?

[Lesley Bee]

Wish granted

You get a lovely hot water bottle, but it suddenly bursts and scalds you (im quite sadistic today aren't i? )

I wish there was no bad people in the world.

[Mrs Bishop]

Wish Granted.

All the bad People find you and stick the knives in.(I knew I,d get you back)

I wish for some think sweet?

[Formerly Known as FKAJ]

Wish granted. Your teeth are destroyed overnight.

I wish digitalrewind would finish uploading Digimon Adventure in Japanese with English subtitles on youtube.