Mrs Bishop Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 And landed right in front of them out came some little green men "we want one of you "they said Alf asked if the wasnted a feamle,? It dose not matter we want to experiment" so Alf sujested Colleen should go, Peter spoke up No Alf no one should go then he turned to the creacher If you want any one you will have to take us all so thats uo to you " the Little green man said "ok " but we must have a.......
grumble bum Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 feed first Does anyone know where we could get a Virgin from?
Deborah Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 That could be tricky round here mate replied Alf, not too many of them. There's Melody but she is a bit psycho, don't know if you'd want her. Just then, as if she was a mind reader, Melody, turned up, with wild staring eyes, saying you never guess what has just happened ......
Mrs Bishop Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 Alf looked at Peter "dont look at me I,m no virgin" Alf laughed no you wassak Annie isnt she a virgin?" "I dont know you will have to ask her" "cor I get all the dirty jobs" the little freen man told Alf to hurry as they were very hungry" "Ok ok keep your hair on oh sorry you have no hair" Alf went to find Annie but he was stoppedby..........
Deborah Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 Charlie who immediately seized the little green man, she tugged at his hair and the mask came off, everyone looked shocked & cried in unison "IT'S...
Mrs Bishop Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 Jesse Mcgreggar!!!! what the are you doing here" Alfsaid , Charlie asked Alf "if he new this guy"sure do Charlie hes a old mucker but surly you are suppose to be in prison why are you here?.......
-Kevin- Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 "I have come back to the bay to get me a bride"Jesse replied."Well im sorry mate theres no brides for you here"Alf said."What about her?"he asked referring to Charlie.Charlie just stood there batting her eyelashes at him."well Charlie love its up to yourself if you want to go with him you can"Alf said."But I warn you he bashed one of our locals off the road and killed her the flamin' mongrel"he whispered.Charlie looked deep in thought and then said "I have made my decision ,I ........."
JosieTash Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 will marry Jesse, as I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay LOVE the idea of having a bad boy in my life". Ruby, however, objected to her sister's decison. Ruby then .........
Mrs Bishop Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Cought hold of Jesse "you will have to pass my test first if you want Charlie" "ok " Jesse said "just say what you need me to do "Ruby thought about the test but couldnt come up with any think really good so she went to Mr Stewart "have you any odeas Mr Stewart?.........
-Kevin- Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 "Dont ask an old kodger like myself "Alf said.Then Ross came wandering passed them all twirling around the place until he walked off a cliff."Dad" said Charlie and Ruby.but it was too late Ross had already fallen off the cliff.All of a sudden they turned around to see Morag in her swimsuit sprinting towards the cliff and then off the cliff she went "Ross im coming"she shouted."strewth sis what the hell are you doing"Alf said."hello" Jesse said "what about me and Charlie"."actually you can have her "Ruby said.Then Charlie leapt onto Jesse and said "take me home jess"."Alright officer lets go".Off they went in their spaceship and eventually they were gone from sight."Mr Stewart what about my dad"Ruby said."yes he said we will have to get him back and Morag.All of a sudden they heard voices at the cliff edge...
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