The Never-ending Home & Away Story

[belgshep]

rendered infertile … and TOTALLY lose their sex drives, so …

[JosieTash]

that clearly couldn't happen as the Bay "lives" on shock pregnancies !!!! [hehehehhe]

Lucas is becoming emotionally closer and closer to Rikki, and he makes a discovery about her .......

[Mrs Bishop]

She is nor a girl at all but a

[belgshep]

cleverly disguised android, who was “planted” in the Bay by her creator in order to ….

[JosieTash]

help an alien race take over the world. The alien race's leader is also lurking amonst the ppl of the Bay.

Maddie begins to be supsicious of someone who she thinks is acting wierder than normal. Maddie karatake kicks and then ties up the evil alien, known the the ppl of the bay as ........

[Mrs Bishop]

Mr Alf Stewart but all the locals said she had it wrong so they had to do some investegating to find out if Alf really was the Alien, they all decided Peter Baker would be the best Person to Detec as he was good at his job but hang on what have we here.

[belgshep]

After extensive research, Peter had found an infallible test for the Alien. All he has to do is place a drop of Leah’s best moussaka EXACTLY in the centre of Alf’s forehead. If Alf really IS the Alien, his skin will turn green and scaly and small antennae will protrude from his …

[JosieTash]

nipples ...... and that's exactly what happens.

The town has a meeting about the best way to get reid of the alien scourge. Colleen suggets drowning him, but Rachel comes with a most ingenious solution, which involves the lighthorse on Stewart's Point .......

[Mrs Bishop]

But all of a sudden little green men were popping from Alfs nipples and running every were so they had to

[belgshep]

do something real fast. Peter and Rachel had modified the lighthouse so it would give a special magnetic pulse that would vaporise the aliens but, before they could set it off, Alf counter-attacked by …