The Never-ending Home & Away Story

[Mrs Bishop]

Went to see Alf to have it out woth him she explained it was him who had started the fuss about the Bordello and up till then ppl had been enjoying them selves and she also went on to sqay what was wrong with every one haveing a bit of fun as really they wernt hurting any one so Alf relented and told Colleen to carry on but he did say he would like it called another name "No problem she said we will have a vote with all thwe SB residents haveing a vote except the litttly ones of course so tha day arrived and every one went and voted except....

[belgshep]

that once they got to the polling booths they discovered that no-one had actually managed to think of a single name for them to vote for. Rachel was called in to find out if there was a medical problem causing the Baysiders’ lack of imagination, but then Tam said that Emily had told her that a spell had been cast to prevent the bordello from doing business. Madam ZaZa demanded to know who had cast the spell and Tam said that Emily told her it was ….

[JosieTash]

Lynn Davenport ....... who mulder & Scully dicvered had gone back to her home planet on the pther side of the universe.

They must break the spell, so

[Mrs Bishop]

That they will be able to come up with a name for the Bordello.But how were they going to break the spell Rachel asked Tam if she would go and ask Emily if she would help give them some clues after all it wasnt them who had cast Brad out it was the .....

[belgshep]

Education Department, who’d so thoughtfully offered him that position in Tasmania! Emily agreed to help and she told Tam to relay the message that in order to break Lynn Davenport’s spell, the SB residents would have to …

[JosieTash]

all get themselves a pet, as there's just not enough [or any of them] in the Bay.

Maddie & Annie decided to, respectively, get .......

[Mrs Bishop]

A nice Poodle Leah was bought a Bichon Fries by Peter Jazz got her self a Budgie so she had some one to talk to and so it went on till all the residents had a pet except one person, that person was not going to have any pet annimal in there house WHO was that person and why were they being like it .....

[belgshep]

The mystery anti-pet person was Morag, because she had a secret allergy to pet hair or feathers and if she came into close proximity with either she would break out in a painful rash, itch a lot, sneeze continually, … her eyes would pop out on stalks and her nose would turn upside down (not a pretty sight in anyone, and SOOOOOO inconvenient if it rains!). So, Morag steadfastly refused to entertain the notion of having a pet, despite the anguished pleas from the other SB residents. In desperation, Alf and Colleen decided to …

[JosieTash]

get Rachel to use the DNA from a dinosuar, and maek a new dinosaur [as Morga says that she does like them].

Rachel does the semmingly impossibel and a dinosur wlk the earth for the 1st time in eons, but ......

[Mrs Bishop]

The Dinasor was too big for SB because it kept sitting on every think and breaking it so the SB residents decided to build a zoo just out side the town it self so Morag could go and see her pet every day Morag was over the moon at this and even gave her pet a name she named him Sydney and her pet liked the name as when she called him he came trotting to her but when any one else went to see him all hell was let loose so .....