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Chips.

Don't ask why, but I found it funny when some random guy posted that in this other forum I visit, and got himself banned. The topic he randomly posted it in was about urban legends. XD Chips and urban legends?

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I actually have a question about a joke... I read this joke a couple of weeks ago and it was absolutely hilarious, but now I can't remember what it was! It was something about President Bush visiting Queen Elizabeth I think, and she was going to test him or prove something to him in some way, and I believe the answer to what she asked was Tony Blair, only it was only because she told it that was the answer or something. Then Bush went back to America and tried to do the same think to... I believe it was Donald Rumsfeldt or something, but then he had completely misunderstood it, because he said the answer was Tony Blair, but that didn't make sense.

Okay, that was a crappy explanation, but does anyone have any suggestion for a joke that could be? It was absolutely hilarious, and it annoys me so much that I can't remember it :(

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

Ah, so good to see that joke has been rewarded for it's brilliance, it's been my favourite joke for years! :lol:

Anyway, I have a few things to add as well. While reading the Sherlock Holmes joke I started thinking about one of my other favourite jokes. I don't think I've posted it here yet, but it goes like this:

A man was going on a business trip to Florida, and because he had to stay there for two weeks, his wife decided to come with him and booked a flight down to Florida as well. Unfortunately she couldn't get a flight out from New York the same day as her husband, so she had to leave one day later.

After arriving at the hotel, the husband decided to e-mail his wife just to let her know he had arrived, but he accidentally typed in the wrong e-mail address so that the e-mail was sent to the widow of a reverend who had passed away that same week.

The widow screamed and fainted when she read the e-mail, which read: "My darling! I just checked in, everything is set for your arrival tomorrow! PS. It's very hot down here!

Oh, and a link as well... I heard this on the news today... And still Americans believe that anyone should be allowed to own a gun... :rolleyes::P

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Is it wrong I spent ten minutes actually looking for differences before I clicked on it? :P Actually now that i think about it, I would have been better off if i was still looking for them :ph34r:

I think the President Bush/Queen joke had something to do with a play on words, I remember i didn't really get it 'cause i had no idea who most of the people were! :lol:

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