The LOL thread

[zzazzb]

thats not funny!!

It didn't help my volume was up 100%

[Dean]

I aplogize, I have a sick sense of humor.

[damorules94]

i didnt click on it yet but its been funny reading all the replies from people who have!!

[rising-flame]

DEAN!!!!!!

That made me jump, had only just maximised it as well. Hadn't got the sound on very loud due to other comments though.

[Cerise]

I don't dare click it... what happens?

[rising-flame]

to prevent anyone with nervous dispositions!!!

an image of two identical pictures comes up, then after a wait, or a couple of clicks, not sure which, then a picture of a red little evil vampire girl appears on the screen moving forwards and backwards with sound effects.

[Eli]

You probably had to be there for this to be so extremely funny, but my friend (let's call him S) made the most hilarious comment ever tonight. It made all my friends laugh so hard we couldn't breathe. Just so you know S is a guy, but all the other people there were girls, including A, who was the one he was talking to.

H: I've lost 10 kilos, but I wouldn't mind losing 20...

A: I wish I could lose 20 kilos.

S: What?! 20 KILOS?! But if you do that you're gonna lose all your charm!!

The funniest part is that he hadn't even started drinking when he said that

[MissOlivia22]

At the Nursing Home a man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main aisle way and went to talk with the administrators.

The old man started to tilt slowly toward the left. A Doctor came by and said, "Let me help you." The Doctor piled several pillows on the left side of the old man so he would stay upright.

The older man started to tilt slowly to the right. An orderly noticed and put several more pillows on his right side to keep him upright.

The old man started to lean forward when a nurse came by and piled several pillows in front of him. About this time, the son returned.

"Well, Dad, isn't this a nice place."

The old man replied, "I guess it's ok, but they won't let me fart."

[jenlee]

^ LOL!! Funniest joke I've heard in ages

[emmasi]

Just saw this on MSN!

Rock band kicked out of scout jamboree

The organisers of the international carnival for 10 to 14-year-olds got more than they bargained for after booking hardcore local band Missing Andy.

Organisers claimed the children, many clutching teddy bears, sat stunned with their mouths open as lead singer Alex Greaves called them "m********** c****".

"As soon as the group walked on stage I thought, 'Hang on, these lads look a bit hardcore for a Scout sing-song,'" The Sun quoted a scout leader as saying.

"At the end of their set the lead singer lost it … he started moving his hips against the mike like he was simulating sex."

Shocked organisers reportedly hauled the group off stage and escorted them from the site without payment.

It was a wild end to the jamboree, which earlier featured more child-friendly activities such as finger painting and zoo trips.

"My son has asked me to explain the definitions of some of the profanities used on stage," an angry scout's mother said.

But the Essex-based group, which was recently named as NME magazine's number one unsigned band, remained unrepentant.

"The kids loved it, it was only the scout leaders that were a**holes," band keyboardist Pete Brooker told ninemsn via email.

"They turned off the PA after three songs and dragged us outta of there, but it was only them that had a problem.

"They took it all a bit personally i think. "[We didn't receive our fee] we were only gunna get paid 50 quid."

Also this:

Burning Q's: Why Is Freaky Friday So Freakin' Freaky?

It is interesting that as kids both Jodie Foster and Lindsay Lohan starred in Freaky Friday and they both might be gay. Is there a connection? —Putter

Yes, absolutely. Freaky Friday gives you the Gay. The world of science may now put that mystery to rest. Onward, with more of your stunningly insightful Burning Q's!