The LOL thread

[damorules94]

[~Dom~]

^^

Here is something, I found it funny. My friend was talking about the ducks in a lake.

"Hey look there are carrots in the water!

Oh no, wait...

That's their feet"

Any one find it funny? I did! Me and her sat there laughing for ages.

[zzazzb]

damorules94, did you take that picture? thats awesome

and ~dom~ there are a few of my friends who i could imagine saying things like that,

[SAB]

[zzazzb]

damn, i knew i should have left my nuclear weapon at home, :lol

but imagine being this lady

[SAB]

[~Lynd~]

I almost died laughing when i read this.

A little boy goes to his father and asks ''Daddy how was i born?''

The father answers,well,son,I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your mum and i first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.Then i set up a date via e-mail with your mother and we met

at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room,where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.As soon as i was ready

to upload,we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,and since it was to late to hit the delete button,nine

months later a little pop-up appeared that said...

''You've got mail!''

[Barbara]

^ That's a good one! I read the same joke in French a few months ago but it was something with a virus instead of "You've got mail".

[Eli]

This tech support story had me laugh:

An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the mouse. *

Also, I'm not a republican, but this joke is pretty good actually

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer, just as President Clinton appeared on TV. After a few sips he looked up at the TV and mumbled, "He's a horse's ass if I've ever seen one!" A customer at the end of the bar, stood up walked over to him, and knocked him out.

As he was finishing his beer, Hilary Clinton appeared on TV. "She's a horse's ass too!" the man exclaimed. At the other end of the bar, a customer stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his barstool. "Damn it!", he said, getting back on his barstool. "This must be Clinton country."

"Nope", the bartender replied. "Horse country"

Oh, and this one:

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?" The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Fu...hinking_old_man

http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Fu..._have_gray_hair

http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Fu...Jokes=Attorneys

And I actually laughed so hard I cried, when I read this one!

And this one is simply brilliant!

Enjoy

[Eli]

Oh, and I found the George W. Bush joke I was looking for! It was funnier the first time I read it, but it's still good

President Bush called his good friend Queen Elizabeth one day and said "Queen , this is George W. I need some advice. Everywhere I go , people are saying I'm the stupidest President in American history....can you help me ?" The Queen replied "Why, of course George. You see, you must surround yourself with intelligent people... watch this.." So she conference calls Prime Minister Tony Blair and says "Prime Minister Blair , this is Queen Elizabeth and I have a question to ask you... If your parents had a baby, and it's not your sister and it's not your brother... who is it ?" Tony Blair replied "..why.. it is me ..of course." Queen Elizabeth hangs up with Tony and says " You see George... surround yourself with intelligent people."

So George W. thanks her and hangs up. He calls Vice-president Dick Cheney and says "Dick...I have a question for you..If your parents had a baby , and it's not your sister and it's not your brother...who is it ?" Dick scratches his head and says..."hmmm...I'll have to get back to you an that one ." So Dick calls Colin Powell and says "Colin..If your parents had a baby , and it's not your sister and it's not your brother...who is it ? "Colin replies " Why the baby is me." Dick thanks him and hangs up.

He calls George back and says "George...the baby is Colin Powell".. to which George replies.."You dumbass...it's Tony Blair!"