The LOL thread

[Eli]

Funny ad in my year planner:

"If you think this sentence looks write, you're in for a tough year."

[h&a-girl]

Spot the difference...with a twist.

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

I knew something like that was coming and yet I still jumped

[rising-flame]

We have a print room at work, and i rang up to find out the price of doing some laminating. being too expensive i went into my boss to say that i'd be nipping out to rymans to buy some pouches and borrowing a machine from marketing and do the laminating myself.

My boss then rings up the print room manager and puts him on speakerphone and talks about the price then suggests he sends me down there to beat up the manager to reduce the prices, to which the reply was "she can come down and beat me up, but that's another matter" both me and my boss were laughing so much, as the manager obviously hadn't realised i was in the room!

[TheTwistedMindsOfPepsiDew]

My mom died seven years ago last June. Well my Aunt brought out an audio tape and said I was going to enjoy what was on the tape...On the tape is a ten year old version of my mother speaking. I was thinking 'wtf....that's my mom? She's very annoying.' The funny part is that my grandmother recorded it and I got to hear a snippet of what my mother was like. People say my mom and I are similar in looks, voice and personality. In fact when I was a baby, those who didn't know my mom very well to know that she gave birth to me at 19, assumed that I was my mother's youngest sister!

[Barbara]

Funny ad in my year planner:

"If you think this sentence looks write, you're in for a tough year."

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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake.

After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE. ”

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE. ”

This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”

The very scared blonde raised her head and said, “Is that you, Lord ?”

The voice answered, “NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.”

[zzazzb]

^^ awesome!

[solaris]

^^ROLF

That was good!

[Formerly Known as FKAJ]

If anyone's willing to spend 20 minutes reading a long meandering story knowing that there's no point to it, you will not regret this. This is the epitome of Shaggy Dog stories - the Purple Wombat has nothing on this.

[Eli]

This is probably one of those things where you had to be there, but I still thought I'd share... I just came back after a week in London with my English and Culture&Communication classes, and both the students and the teachers in those two classes rock. It's basically been the best week ever!

Anyway, I think I might have the funniest English teacher ever. We were at this restaurant, and after we had ordered our food my English teacher goes to the bathroom, which was upstairs. When he comes back I ask "Were there bathrooms upstairs?" and my English teacher replies without missing a beat, "No, it's an opium lab. But for the rest of the night we'll just call it the bathrooms."

Again, you probably had to be there, but it was really funny

[SAB]

bumper sticker I saw the other day:

"If you can read this, you need another beer"