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me, my sister and our friend were sitting at the park and this little kid comes up, introduced herself and told us she was three.

we started talking to her and she goes up to our friend who is really really skinny, although has rather large boobs, points to one and goes "your fat. but only there, like my daddy" Me and Annie started pissing ourselves lauging while our friend was like "uuuhhhh cool?" :lol: then she invited us to her birthday party :P

ok, so possible a had to be there moment..

but it was gold :P

and also before that we were at the shops and my other friend was about to throw out her coke can when this drunk guy comes up and goes

"OhMyGod, PARIS! why are you in Australia!! can i have that?!!!" so my friend gives the empty can to him, then he goes

"please please can i have your autograph!" and our friend finally clicked that he thought she was Paris Hilton so she wrote Paris Hilton on his note book for him, he hugged her and then ran off :lol::P poor guy thinks he's met Paris Hilton, while my friend loves the fact someone thought she was famous!

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and also before that we were at the shops and my other friend was about to throw out her coke can when this drunk guy comes up and goes

"OhMyGod, PARIS! why are you in Australia!! can i have that?!!!" so my friend gives the empty can to him, then he goes

"please please can i have your autograph!" and our friend finally clicked that he thought she was Paris Hilton so she wrote Paris Hilton on his note book for him, he hugged her and then ran off :lol::P poor guy thinks he's met Paris Hilton, while my friend loves the fact someone thought she was famous!

:lol: brilliant

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and also before that we were at the shops and my other friend was about to throw out her coke can when this drunk guy comes up and goes

"OhMyGod, PARIS! why are you in Australia!! can i have that?!!!" so my friend gives the empty can to him, then he goes

"please please can i have your autograph!" and our friend finally clicked that he thought she was Paris Hilton so she wrote Paris Hilton on his note book for him, he hugged her and then ran off :lol::P poor guy thinks he's met Paris Hilton, while my friend loves the fact someone thought she was famous!

:lol: Paris Hilton!

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I have another London story! We were at the Russel Square tube station, which has an elevator down to the platforms, and while we're waiting for the elevator (this was on the fourth day, and we took that elevator like five times every day) and my friend says "But are we at the right elevator? Are we going up or down?"

:lol:

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I went to an 80's themed birthday party last night in Brighton. My friend (the birthday boy) said fancy dress - anything 80s or from the 80's. so me and my mates thought up an ingenious idea to go as the teenage mutant hero turtles. So all's cool. We went and got all the bits together - went all out on these costumes. It took up all of yesterday, wondering round london we got all green outfits, and weapons (me being raphael got 2 hand held garden pitch forks) the scarves to go round our head, etc etc. Waiting for our friend to pick us up from tesco we spray painted these foil baking trays brown and left them on the floor to dry. Me and my friend went away and left one friend with them, we came back to find them all crumpled and he said a 3 year old jumped over them and he didn't know what to do so just watched him?!? So we punched them back into shape and our friend came to pick us up.

Anyway, so we get in the car, drive to brighton. Put on these costumes. Think were well cool. Turn up to the party. The birthday boy is dressed in his usual attire (being a bit of an 80's metal freak anyway, claiming it still counts as fancy dress) and no one else is dressed up at all. They just couldn't be arsed.

Bastards.

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I have another London story! We were at the Russel Square tube station, which has an elevator down to the platforms, and while we're waiting for the elevator (this was on the fourth day, and we took that elevator like five times every day) and my friend says "But are we at the right elevator? Are we going up or down?"

:lol:

LOL!

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Well, today I was working with a little boy and he got down off his hospital bed, but then couldn't get back up... So, I bent down to pick him up then all of sudden *RIP!!!!!!* Now, I don't mean a tiny little rip of the bum of your pants - this is a serious "I can see your pink frilly undies" rip! I had to spend the whole day with my jumper tied around my waist! *whimpers*

At the end of the day, I figured the little boy had told his fifteen year old brother because his eyes followed my butt everytime I walked into his room! Grrrr!

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