The LOL thread

[carmelle]

“Tanya’s falling over!!! Oh, not she’s not… she’s dancing…”

haha.

Poor old Tanya, got most of the blame there I feel.

OK so I was at work today (joy) and giving a presentation to a group of kids, but there spellings not great so I started typing it onto the computer and using the projector to make it come out big on the board so they could copy it.

One student yells out "You've got very lovely handwriting"

To which the boy sitting next to him, without missing a beat replied "Its on the computer you knob"

Another one of those had to be there type of things I guess. It made me crack up in hysterics at the time

^^

[rachel&kim]

Winners of the "Worst Analogies Ever Written In A High School Essay" Contest:

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

Ha ha, that was my favourite but there were a lot of laugh out loud ones in there

[monkeysmoke]

To which the boy sitting next to him, without missing a beat replied "Its on the computer you knob"

thats gold how old were they?!

They are between the ages of 14-18 making them way way wayyyyyyy too old.

[zzazzb]

i was thinking like 4-8

[rachel&kim]

Found this on the internet. I did physics A level so I'm not sure if this is funny to others but I thought it was great! If only I had the courage to do this on my exam papers

Oh and no offence meant to anyone of any religion:

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a Universityof Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Quote:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and

heatswhen it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, thenthe temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A

[Deborah]

That last bit with Teresa was brilliant! (btw I am a Christian but don't offend easily!)

[xknomex]

Thats brilliant!!! and SO clever.

The bit about Teresa was genius!

[Cerise]

Oh feck, that's the best thing I've heard all day

[zzazzb]

That last bit with Teresa was brilliant! (btw I am a Christian but don't offend easily!)

me too

thats awesome though

[carmelle]

That has to be one of the funniest things I've read. It's a really smart answer as well.