Formerly Known as FKAJ Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 The rabbinical student is about to leave for America. When he asks his mentor for advice, the rabbi offers an adage that, he tells the student, will guide him for the rest of his life. "Always remember," the rabbi said sagely, "life is like a fountain." Deeply impressed by his teacher's wisdom, the student departs for a successful career in America. Thirty years later, he learns that the rabbi is dying, so he returns for a final visit. "Rabbi," he says, "I have one question. For 30 years, whenever I was sad or confused, I thought about the phrase you passed on to me, and it has helped me through many difficult times. But to be perfectly frank, I have never understood the full meaning of it. Now that you are about to enter the realm of truth, tell me, dear rabbi, how is life like a fountain?" Wearily, the old man replies, "All right, so it's not like a fountain."
defying_gravity Posted November 30, 2008 Report Posted November 30, 2008 boys will probably appreciate this more than girls but i found it hilarious! if you appreciate dirty humor this is for you! www.tuckermax.com i wont post the stories because theyre too rude but check them out!
darlingg Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 My sister asked me this today Q: What is an Australian kiss? I didn't know and then she said A: It's the same as a French kiss but 'down under'
KatieroxNZ Posted December 2, 2008 Report Posted December 2, 2008 My friend just sent me this... she goes "how offensive it this to woman! " It personaly made me giggle a bit... She sent me this too! I thought it was cute as!
zzazzb Posted December 2, 2008 Report Posted December 2, 2008 ^^ the first ones great Katie. i don't get offended easily, growing up with boys as besties you tend not to take things to heart
MissOlivia22 Posted December 2, 2008 Report Posted December 2, 2008 [q] How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb [a] Fish Tell me if anyone gets that... XD No on else seems to. Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He lays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog!
Deborah Posted December 2, 2008 Report Posted December 2, 2008 Don't get the 1st one. Like the 2nd one!
darlingg Posted December 2, 2008 Report Posted December 2, 2008 I think I get it, but I'm nog sure. It's a stupid joke though. I think it's because surrealists see other things in the normal things like a light bulb. A surrealist could see an aquarium instead of a light bulb, so that's why the answer is fish.
Formerly Known as FKAJ Posted December 2, 2008 Report Posted December 2, 2008 * I got both of them, they're both good. These are examples of what's called a joke template: Three people of different nationalities walk into a bar. Two of them say something smart, and the third one makes a mockery of his fellow countrymen by acting dumb." How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?" A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question." There once was an X from place B, That satisfied predicate P, He or she did thing A, In an adjective way, Resulting in circumstance C. Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
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