The LOL thread

[MissOlivia22]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree

BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree

BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE FIRST MONKEY

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree

Peer pressue

[Deborah]

Thats very silly!

[whispered_envy]

[q] How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb

[a] Fish

Tell me if anyone gets that... XD No on else seems to.

I got it and I liked it!

[Nathan.]

^I don't get it.

[zzazzb]

heh? i'm lost.

[Yankee White]

Well a surrealist could see the light bulb as like an aquarium or......

Thats what I think but I'm not sure.

[Eli]

This always cracks me up, not matter how many times I've looked at it! Probably because it looks freakishly like my friend's driver's licence photo

Generally I love icanhascheezburger.com

[Lise]

That's one freaky looking cat, Eli!

I don't get the previous one, either. I'm not good with those sorts of things though.

[Formerly Known as FKAJ]

Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to build a house. But, being a little eccentric, he wanted to build the house using only 99 bricks. So he went to the hardware store and said, "Hello, I like to buy 99 bricks."

The owner of the store told him, "I'm sorry, we only sell bricks in quantities of 100."

"Can't you cut me a deal or something?" the man asked.

"Nope, sorry," replied the owner. So the guy bought 100 bricks.

He took the bricks back to his lot, and he built a house using 99 bricks. Now, if you do the math, 100 minus 99 is 1, so he had one brick left. And he took that brick, and he just chucked it, way up in the air!

[KatieroxNZ]

Today me and my friends went to Taka.... and there was these guys sitting there so my friend went up to them (coz we dared her too ) and was like "are you that random gay guy on bebo that keeps e-mailing me?" and the guys was just like " WTF! no" so my friend just walked off... and me and my friend were cracking up....