The Mature-age Thread

[Mrs Bishop]

And I have to remeber your male??? hum?

[Miranda]

Oh, you people! Does no one remember Noddy Holder? I suppose with the 70s only being a vague memory for me, you others won't remember it at all

So, now its the Peter Baker seduction thread. Janice and Mrs B will be overexcited, while I [and Slade presumably] twiddle our thumbs

[Mrs Bishop]

He he he Miranda isnt there any one you can lust over ooops got a hot flush again. should really change the subject get me started and I wont finish mmm Peter Nic Peter NIC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Yes I remeber Noddy Holder and Slade you cant but not no about them as there "Do THEY No it Christmas is played every year.

[Lesley Bee]

Hello everyone

All this talk of Peter Baker and Christmas has just gave me a mental image of Peter in a santa costume

Anyway i just come in to have a moan, Christmas + crowds = disaster Ok i was in a shop yersterday looking for a few last minute gifts, this woman just shoves me out of the road to get in Then i'm standing in, an already massive, queue and people keep cutting in before me. Honestly some people are just so rude

[Mrs Bishop]

Get your own back next time shove in your self I cant stand people like that theres nothing wrong with manners they dont cost any think,

its just like doing the shopping yesterday cos I know a few of the girls you get chatting but the looks you get as if there saying ! how dare you?"

[Lesley Bee]

^ I know its terrible, people just don't have common courtesy any more

[Miranda]

Oh, I don't know, I enjoyed my Christmas shopping yesterday :whistle:

No, Janice, I don't have the time or energy to go thinking about men these days. I am too busy really My crushes only last a few days, too fickle

[claire-b]

Hello everyone, can I join your gang?

I dont know about mature but im definately an older member although I often still think of myself as being 20.

I have a 4yr old daughter who has just had a hip operation & has her legs in a spica cast so therefore can't walk & she will be like this for another 10 weeks, aaaarrrrggggggg I think im going to go crazy. She cant go back to school until after xmas, She has to be lifted from bed to sofa to wheelchair, she has to go to the toilet on a bedpan, she hasn't had a full nights sleep for 2 weeks which means I haven't & all she does is watch high school musical followed by hsm 2 all day, so I need to escape from time to time & BTTB is where I like to come.

Ok so enough of that lets talk christmas. I haven't bought any cards yet let alone written them. I haven't bought a single pressie & have no clue what to buy, I hate shopping & keep putting it off but I will have to brave the crowds sooner or later. The females will be easy to buy for but as always what do you buy for the men, I struggle with this every year. Does anyone have any good suggestions?

BTW Peter Baker doesnt really do it for me.

[Mrs Bishop]

oH Clare why did tou have to say that about Peter, I was just thinking I like this person and you go and say something like that. he he.

Any way welcome to come in and have a moan or chat about any thing you want, sorry about you Daughter hope that every think goes ok with her and she gets better soon.

No I havent written any Xmas card yet I suppose I should mind you buying Pfresent for women is hard I thought men were easy either smellys or socks under wear even ties if they ware them there you go some simple ideas.

Now what were you saying abou Peter Baker he he he.

[Lesley Bee]

I'll take Peter wrapped up for christmas, if no one wants him and mind put a big bow on top

Btw welcome to our lovely thread Claire Sorry to hear about your daughter, hope things get better soon

So what's everyone up to today?