xGlowingAngelx Posted October 19, 2010 Report Posted October 19, 2010 I was just rewatching some Hollyoaks episodes from the 2007 McDean era, and I remembered this from after the reveal of Craig & JP's relationship. Sarah's in The Dog In The Pond with Rhys when Myra and JP walk in. Craig's hovers in the background awkwardly. Darren: The gay boy (JP), his Mother (Myra), Ex-bird (Sarah) and her old lover (Rhys). How awkward is this, eh? SO funny. I miss the days when Hollyoaks handled comedy, drama, romance and everything at the same time and did it well. EDIT: Just another one. From possibly the most important McDean episode of them all. I didn't realise how funny I found it until I was rewatching it then and literally burst out laughing. Sarah's (Craig's Girlfriend) Dad is in hospital after being hit over the head with a brick. Steph: (Craig's Sister) Hi Sarah. Sarah: Hi Steph: How's your Dad? Sarah: Oh thanks for asking (Craig hadn't asked). Yeh, he's getting by. His memory is still a bit dodgy though. Steph: Did he have to have a metal plate put in his head? Sarah: Yeh... Steph: So.... do you think you'll be able to stick fridge magnets to him? Craig: Steph! Steph: I'm only wondering! It's one of those questions people never ask.... Craig:: Yeh, well, I wonder why! ^^^ So funny! I don't recall finding it funny the million other times I've watched this episode. I think I was distracted by what happens later. LOL. Actually, make that two.... Craig: We used to hang out, you know? Play footy, do lads stuff.... John Paul: So? Craig: So... When did you become so gay, man? (ROFLMAO) John Paul: *looks at Craig hilariously blankly* Are you gonna tell me what the problem is or what? The day after they'd slept together.... John Paul: So.... you got your head around what happened yet? Craig: I want some crisps! You want some? Yep.... he's obviously gotten his head around it completely.... -- The day after they'd slept together for the second time. John Paul: I just want you to know, I'll be there for you when you're ready to come out. Craig: I'm not gay. John Paul: Aren't you? Craig: No! John Paul:.. You've got a funny way of showing it. -- The final episode of part I of their story (and the start of a horribly long year without Craig) had a little humour, amongst the sad. John Paul's going to leave the airport after he heard Craig telling Jake (Craig's brother) he's (Craig) not gay. John Paul: You're supposed to be coming out of the closet, not getting back in it! I miss them.
InfantryAlex Posted August 24, 2011 Report Posted August 24, 2011 Brax: Would it help if I said I love you too? Because I do, Charlie I love you. Doctor Who: Doctor: We're a bit like hermits, we meet up every ten years and share stories about caves....hermits united. Rose: They keep trying to split us up, but they never ever will. Doctor: Never say never ever. Shortland Street: Winston: You destroyed everything I cared about! Alex: I could've had an accident! Swerved and slipped off the road! Is that what you wanted, like you killed Nardia Hammit? Winston: I never killed her! I saw it happen! She hit the gravel and swerved off the road. I tried to help! But then the car, it, it exploded, like, like, like a fireball. There was nothing I could do!
Formerly Known as FKAJ Posted August 24, 2011 Report Posted August 24, 2011 Two of my favourite scenes from Remebrance of the Daleks: After the Seventh Doctor (Sylvester McCoy) discovers that a Dalek ship recently landed outside the Cole Hill school: Ace: But this is Earth, 1963. Well, someone would've noticed, I'd have heard about it! The Doctor: Do you remember the Zygon gambit with the Loch Ness Monster? Or the Yetis in the underground? Ace: The what? The Doctor: Your species has the most amazing capacity for self-deception! Matched only by its ingenuity when trying to destroy itself. His verbal spat with Davros Davros: We shall become all- The Doctor: -Powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! Et cetera! Et cetera!
Dingo x Posted August 26, 2011 Report Posted August 26, 2011 All from Shortland Street: Lana to Bella: You don't have Asperger's, you're just thick. ___________ Evan: Oh, so you still have Assburgers then? Bella: IT'S ASPERGERS Evan: Yeah, that's what I said... ASSBURGERS ___________ Bella: Why did she listen to me? No one ever listens to me! Gabrielle: Sorry what? Bella: You see... ___________ (Sarah having contractions on the phone to Dan) Sarah: I'll wait a couple of minutes and if nothing happens i'll drive to the hospital. Daniel: and if something does happen? Sarah: Well then i'll drive faster.
Dingo x Posted August 27, 2011 Report Posted August 27, 2011 Sea Patrol: RO - ''Sir I'm getting a transponder signal, but it's on an old unused frequency'' CO - ''Do you usually listen to unused frequencies?'' RO - ''Yes. I regularly check all of the reception peramiters. This is the signal'' *Turns on the signal* ''but it contains no information, it's just a tone.'' CO - ''Turn it off RO it's destracting.'' RO - ''Really?'' Charge - ''Yes!'' Co - ''Turn it off!''
rockstarrr08 Posted August 28, 2011 Report Posted August 28, 2011 From Buffy Musical "Once More with Feeling" Dawn: Oh my god, you'll never believe what happened at school today! Buffy: Everybody started singing and dancing? Dawn: I gave birth to a pterodactyl. Anya: Oh my god, did it sing? lmfao!
Guest Posted August 29, 2011 Report Posted August 29, 2011 Glee Season 2 quotes Rachel: At least I didn't fall and break my talent. Finn: I'm with Rachel now. She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her. Rachel: I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me. Finn: Yeah. But I still like you Brittany: I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am Finn: Rachel is what you'd call a controlist. Rachel: I'm controlling. Controlist isn't a word.
xGlowingAngelx Posted August 30, 2011 Report Posted August 30, 2011 Another Hollyoaks one from 2007 (The good old days). Again, it's from the JP/Craig storyline, but I didn't pick up on it back then. I suppose once you watch the storyline again (for the hundredth time), it's easier to pick up on quotes from outsiders. Nancy: (To Sarah and Hannah) Oh, you four (Hannah, Sarah, JP and Craig) make me puke. Hannah: What? Nancy: Well, you used to be free spirits, not defined by your men..... Actually, maybe I'm just talking about Hannah. Sarah: OI!! What's that supposed to mean? And, I may have said this one before, but quite possibly my favourite ever: John Paul (To Craig.): Craig, you've got no idea how much you've hurt me. So, I just wanted to say to you, before you walk out of my life forever...... that I wouldn't have missed any of it for the world. I really must stop.....
Guest Posted August 31, 2011 Report Posted August 31, 2011 Glee Season 1 Quotes Rachel: Do it. Break it like you broke my heart. Brittany: I don't know how to turn on a computer Rachel: Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous. Brittany: I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave. Santana: I've noticed it takes about 20 times until a feeling of accomplishment really kicks in. Brittany: I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary
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