Me and My Friend in Home and Away: The Early Years

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Home and Away Episode #767: My Baby's in Love with Eddie Veddar (Part 2)

Kierain wakes up in Jean’s arms.
Kierain: Uh, where am I?
Jean: My house in Newtown!
*Kierain looks scared*
Kierain: Are you going to hurt me?
Jean: No.*smirks*
*Kierain tries to run, but Jean grabs his arm*
Jean: No you don’t!
Kierain: Let me go, bitch!
*Jean slaps him*
Jean: This’ll teach you some respect!
*Jean drags Kierain into one of the bedrooms before locking the door*
Kierain: Let me out! Let me out!
*Kierain starts to cry*
(Meanwhile, Adriana is leaving school for the day when Fisher approaches her.)
Fisher: Adriana?
Adriana: Hello, Mr Fisher.
Fisher: Several of your students have been coming to me about your teaching skills.
Adriana: I do follow the curriculum. *smiles*
Fisher: They’ve been giving me positive feedback about you.
Adriana: That’s great news.
Fisher: It sure is. Well, I’ll see you tomorrow.
Adriana: See you then.
*Adriana returns to her caravan and puts a whole roast chicken in her slow cooker when Pippa knocks on the door*
Pippa: Adriana?
Adriana: Come in, Pippa.
*Pippa enters*
Pippa: I’ve just brought in your laundry.
Adriana: Oh, I totally forgot about that!
Pippa: *laughing* It’s okay.
Adriana: Thank you so much for that, Pippa.
Pippa: You’re welcome. Now, how was your first day as the new music teacher?
Adriana: It was excellent. The students really like me.
Pippa: I’m glad it went well for you.
*Adriana smiles*
(At Lois’s house, she returns home in a foul mood.)
Sharlene: Mum, what’s wrong?
Lois: I’ve been told that Brooke Mellor’s mother filed a complaint against me.
Sharlene: Any reason why?
Lois: Apparently, I made derogatory remarks to Brooke. I haven’t spoken to Brooke apart from having her in my Year 10 Maths class.
*Sharlene tries hard not to laugh*
Lois: Well, I’ll be calling Mrs Mellor first thing tomorrow to organise a meeting and sort this out.
*As Lois walks out of the room, Sharlene races over to the phone and dials Catherine Mellor’s number*
Mrs Mellor: Hello?
Sharlene: Yes, hello. This is Lois Crawford here. I’m just ringing to let you know that Brooke cut class today.
Mrs Mellor: SHE WHAT?!
Sharlene: Yes, I’m afraid she did.
Mrs Mellor: Well, she’s in trouble!
*As Sharlene continues to lie to Mrs Mellor, Leanne happens to overhear everything!*
Leanne: That little bitch! *looks angry*

Later that afternoon, Leanne happens to see Sharlene outside the surf club and storms over to her.
Sharlene: Oh, hi. *looks uninterested*
*Leanne grabs Sharlene by the shirt and pins her against the wall*
Leanne: RIGHT! What was that stunt about?!
Sharlene: What are you talking about?
Leanne: You don’t deserve to have a mother!
Sharlene: WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHUT UP?! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE GROWING UP WITH HER!
Leanne: Oh, so you’ve decided to make her life a misery aye?!
Sharlene: I do want I want!
*Leanne slaps her across the face*
Leanne: Let this be a warning. Continue to make your mother’s life hell, and I’ll expose you for the manipulative bitch you are! Be careful! *storms off*
*Sharlene looks really annoyed*
(Back at Jean’s, she is dragging Kierain across the room.)
Jean: YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY TODAY!
*Bea bursts in*
Jean: WHO THE DEVIL ARE YOU?!
*Bea punches Jean in the face knocking her out cold*
Bea: Mess with Kierain Geaney and you mess with me…BITCH!
*Bea picks Kierain up*
Bea: You okay love?
Kierain: I’m fine. She didn’t hurt me.
Bea: That’s a relief.
Kierain: Take me home, please.
*Bea puts Kierain in her car before driving him to Bette’s house*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- When Leanne tells Brooke what’s been going on, they decide to teach Sharlene a lesson
- Bea bonds with Kierain
- Sahara falls for an American dancer at the Sydney Dance Company
- Alex tries out for the state rep team in basketball
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #768: Pinball Pursuit (Part 1)

When Leanne arrives at Summer Bay High the next morning (Thursday), she immediately goes over to Brooke Mellor.
Brooke: Oh, what do you want Morgan?! *looks annoyed*
Leanne: You know Sharlene?
Brooke: Crawfish’s daughter?
Leanne: Yeah.
Brooke: What about her?
Leanne: She seems weird.
Brooke: You don’t say. In fact, Crawfish rung the house yesterday and told Mum that I was jigging!
*Leanne gets straight to the point*
Leanne: Yeah. She told Bobby the same.
Brooke: But I didn’t jig. I went home early because I felt ill.
Leanne: Look, Sharlene is being a manipulative bitch! I overheard her on the phone to your mother yesterday when I went to hand my English assignment to Miss Crawford’s house.
Brooke: Are you absolutely sure? *looks shocked*
*Leanne nods*
Leanne: I heard the whole thing.
*Brooke immediately phones her mother and tells her what Sharlene did*
Brooke: I think Crawfish will be never angry with her daughter, don’t you agree? *smirks*
Leanne: Yeah.
(Later, the Year 11 Music class are waiting for Adriana to arrive.)
*Amy is talking to two students named Bernice and Savannah*
Bernice: Miss Smith is so cool!
Savannah: Yeah. I heard she hired a band for the dance.
Amy: Really? That’s awesome!
Bernice: I heard she used to teach in the city.
Savannah: Yeah, she did.
*Alex is throwing a basketball around*
Junior: I hear you’re trying out for state rep today, man.
Alex: Sure am.
Junior: Good luck, man. I just know you’ll get in and be the next Michael Jordan. *extends his hand*
*Alex shakes it*
Amelia: Taylor’s taking me to the South Coast this weekend.
Chantelle: That’s nice.
*Alex continues to throw his basketball around just as Adriana walks in*
Adriana: Can everyone take their seats please? *smiles*
*they do so*
Adriana: Alex, your basketball please.
Alex: What about it?
Adriana: Put it away.
*he does so*
Alex: Sorry Miss.
Adriana: Hey, don’t be sorry. In my class, we’re here to have fun. Right class?
Class: Right.
Adriana: Now today, we’ll be practicing songs on the keyboard. I want you all to work individually.
*Savannah and Bernice raise their hands*
Adriana: Savannah and Bernice?
Savannah: Who’s the band you hired?
Adriana: I really don’t know the name of it.
Bernice: Knowing you, I’m sure you’ve got good taste.
Savannah: Who’s the singer?
Bernice: Is he hot?
Adriana: You’ll find out at the school dance in two weeks. *smiles*
(Later that day, Sahara arrives at the Sydney Dance Company)
Kate: Hello, Sahara. I wasn’t expecting you until tonight.
Sahara: My classes at school finished early.
Kate: That’s great.
Sahara: I think I’m too early for hip hop though.
Kate: You can join the lyrical class if you want.
Sahara: Sure.
*Sahara walks into the studio and warms up. An American dancer walks over to her*
Cameron: Hey.
Sahara: Hey.
Cameron: You’re that girl in the hip hop class, right?
Sahara: That’s me. I’m Sahara Van Havere.
Cameron: Cameron West.
*they shake hands*
Sahara: Nice to meet you.
Cameron: *thinking to himself* She’s hot!
Sahara: You too.
Cameron: Oh thanks.
Kate: Come on! Less talking, more dancing! *claps her hands*
*they dance*

At Wentworth, Bea is being lectured by Ann.
Ann: I don’t understand why you keep coming back here?
Bea: But…
Ann: Yes?
Bea: She took Kierain!
Ann: Are you telling me that woman abducted Kierain?
Bea: *sarcastically* No, She took him to Barrack Obama's house!
Ann: No need for the sarcasm, Bea! Now, you can head back to your cell.
*Bea does so*
Phyllis: What’s happened to Kez? Is he alright?
Bea: Yeah. I left him with Marie.
Phyllis: I hope you keep him away from Lou Kelly.
*They hear Kerry Vincent is yelling at Vera*
Kerry: GIVE ME MY TOOTHBRUSH!
Vera: SIT DOWN!
Kerry: NO!
Vera: VINCENT, THAT WAS AN ORDER!
*Bea and Phyllis crack up laughing*
Meg: Smith! Hunt!
Phyllis: Yeah?
Meg: To the rec room.
*they do so*
Meg: Now, where's Geaney?
Alison Page: That layabout is probably having a temper tantrum!
Meg: Bea?
Bea: Yes, Mrs Jackson?
Meg: Where is he?
Bea: With Marie.
*Later, Bea corners Alison*
Bea: SNOBBY BITCH!
Alison: GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU SCOUNDREL!
Bea: Get her, girls!
*Reb and Franky pin Alison down*
Helen Smart: Bea?
Bea: Yeah?
Helen: Reno is coming.
*They let Alison go as Ann walks in*
Ann: Page, you’re going to solitary.
*Bea cracks up*
Bea: That’s funny!
(Meanwhile, Marie looks at Kierain as he rests on her)
Marie: Sleep tight, Kez.
*Alison runs past*
Marie: Careful, don’t trip.
*Marie trips Alison over as she sees Jean watching*
Marie: WHAT ARE YA GAWKING AT, SWEETIE?!
Jean: GIVE HIM TO ME!
Marie: HOW ABOUT NO?!
Jim: CHAMBERS!
Jean: WHAT?!
Jim: YOU’RE BEING TRANSFERRED TO BLACKMOOR! GOVERNOR’S ORDERS!
*Jean looks scared as Marie cackles*
Jim: Come along, Chambers.
*Jean has to be physically dragged by Jim and Colleen*
Meg: WINTER!
Marie: Yeah?
Meg: Latham wants him.
*Marie hands Kierain over to Chrissie*
Chrissie: Wake up, sunshine.
*he does*
Chrissie: How are we?
Kierain: Sad.
Chrissie: Why?
*he explains*
Chrissie: Come here, pet.
*he hugs her*
(Later, Anne Yates sneaks in and picks him up.)
Anne: How are we?
*she carries him to a van*
Kierain: Where are we going?
*Anne silences him*
Anne: Shut up and don’t ask questions!
*cut to her driving*
Anne: I’m sure good old Alex Riley can’t wait to see you!
*Kierain looks freaked and kicks the seat*
Anne: DON’T DO THAT! *smacks him*
*she pulls over*
Anne: I HAVE HIM, ALEX!
*no one comes out*
Anne: DRAT!
*Suddenly, Alex pulls up and gets out of her car*
Alex: I see you have him, Yates!
*Anne kisses him*
Anne: I sure do.
Alex: Now, you cost Peter his job! Do you deny it?
*he kicks her*
Alex: I said DO YOU DENY IT?!
*Kierain mumbles angrily*
Alex: Fine! CHAMBERS!
Jean: Yes?
Alex: Send him away!
*Kierain mumbles angrily and starts kicking as Jean grabs him*
Jean: YOU BELONG TO US NOW!
*Jean opens a door*
Jean: INSIDE!
*he kicks her*
Jean: STOP IT!
*she makes him talk*
Kierain: Get your hands off me!
*Jean slaps him*
Jean: BRAT!
(Later, the women plot)
Anne: What now?
Alex: A ransom from Bette!
Jean: We should move him often.
Anne: Good idea.
*Anne grabs him*
Anne: WE’RE GOING FOR A DRIVE!
Kierain: F*** OFF!
*Jean holds the bedroom door*
Anne: YOU INSOLENT BRAT! HOW DARE YOU?!
*Kierain spits on her*
Jean: Send him in.
*Anne bundles him to the car*
Kierain: I HATE YOU WOMEN! YOU MAKE ME SICK!
*Anne chokes him*
Anne: GET INSIDE!
*Anne pushes him*
Anne: GO TO JEAN!
Kierain: NO!
*Jean grabs him*
Jean: DO AS I SAY!
*Kierain glares at her*
Anne: Who drives?
Alex: Me!
*Cut to her driving as Jean struggles*
Jean: HE WON’T STOP RESISTING!
*a figure stands in the road*
Adam: BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I HAVE THE POWER!
*Adam becomes He Man*
Alex: Oh god! *speeds her car faster*
*He Man picks it up*
Alex: NO!
*He Man punches the door*
Jean: BRUTE!
*Jean and Anne try attacking He Man, to no avail*
Anne: IT’S NOT WORKING!
*He Man wrenches Kierain from them*
Kierain: Thanks He Man!
Alex: I HATE YOU!
*He Man leaves him with Erica Davidson*
Kierain: Thanks.
Erica: Come here, darling.
*he hugs her*
Erica: Are you okay?
Kierain: *crying* They tried hurting me.
*Erica gets angry*
Erica: HOW DARE THEY?!

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- In a special episode, Erica and Chrissie team up and go after the women
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #769: Pinball Pursuit (Part 2)

Side note: It’s now April 1990.

The following Monday, Chrissie is paying Erica a visit.
Chrissie: You wanted to see me, Mrs Davidson?
Erica: Yes, Latham. I take it Ann granted your request?
Chrissie: If she didn’t, I wouldn’t be here. Now, what’s the reason of this visit?
Erica: Kierain was almost assaulted by Alex Riley and her mob.
Chrissie: You mean…
*Erica nods*
Chrissie: Those bitches!
Erica: I’m going after them. Are you in?
Chrissie: Am I bloody ever!
*Erica and Chrissie hug*
Chrissie: Where’s Kierain now?
Erica: He’s with Helen.
Chrissie: I hope he’s okay.
Erica: Me too.
(Later that day, Erica and Chrissie are driving in front of two police cars when they see Alex, Jean and Anne laughing outside.)
Erica: There they are!
*Erica pulls over and her and Chrissie get out of the car*
Anne: Davidson!
Erica: YOU COWARD!
*Erica slaps Anne*
Alex: What’s the big deal?!
*three police officers approach the women*
Policewoman 1: Alex Riley?
Policeman: Anne Yates?
Policewoman 2: Jean Chambers?
Jean: Yes?
*The officers handcuff them*
Policeman: The three of you are under arrest for the attempted assault of Kierain Geaney. *to Erica and Chrissie* Good job, ladies.
Chrissie: Thank you.
*Erica and Chrissie decide to slap the faces of the three women*
Policewoman 1: Serves you scum right!
Policewoman 2: Yeah!
*Alex, Jean and Anne start crying*

When they return to Erica’s house, they see Kierain on the front porch.
Chrissie: ‘Allo love.
Kierain: Hey Chrissie.
Erica: How long have you been out here for, dear? *smiles*
Kierain: 10 minutes. Where did you ladies go?
Chrissie: We had Alex, Anne and Jean arrested. I don’t think they’ll be hurting you anymore.
Kierain: Good. Chrissie?
Chrissie: Yes?
Kierain: I’m scared they’re going to come back after me.
Chrissie: I will not let them hurt you, my love. Now, come for a hug.
*Kierain hugs Chrissie*
(At the Magnolia Apartments, Lucy is in the kitchen when she hears the door knock.)
Lucy: Who is it?
*Lucy opens the door to find Katerina Ioannou standing there*
Lucy: May I help you?
Katerina: Yeah. Is Fliss here?
Lucy: I’m sorry, but who are you?
Katerina: Look, lady. Is Fliss here or not? *cracks her gum*
*Lucy looks shocked*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Why has Katerina returned to the Bay?
- Kierain continues opening up to Chrissie
- Sophie falls for Blake
- Misty lands herself some work experience at Just Jeans in Yabbie Creek
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode #770 Prince Of Eternia (Part 1)
*Lucy is trying to get rid of Kat*
Lucy: FLISS IS NOT HERE GO AWAY!
Katerina: FINE BE A BITCH! *Storms off*
Lucy: Rude mole!
*at Summer Bay High Blake and Sophie are talking*
Blake: hey Soph do you want to see Masters Of The Universe?
Sophie: what's that?
Blake: that new He Man movie
Sophie: Sure when?
Blake: Saturday
Sophie: Sure!
*Blake smiles*
*At Just Jeans in Yabbie Creek Misty is doing work experience*
Misty: can i help you?
Man: Nah just looking
Tug: OI SERVICE!
Misty: can i help you Tug?
Tug: Yeah i want some jeans!
Misty: over there *points at them*
Tug: thanks
*At Chrissie's she and Kierain are taling when they suddenly are sucked into Eternia*
Kierain: uhhh?
Man At Arms: it worked!
NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
Kierain and Chrissie Are confused
Tug is banned from the mall
He Man and friends explain themselves
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #771: Prince of Eternia (Part 2)

That afternoon, Katerina returns to the Magnolia Apartments.
Katerina: So, is Fliss here or not?
*Lucy slams the door*
Katerina: I’m not leaving until you tell me where she is!
*Lucy opens the door again*
Lucy: WHO are you and WHAT do you want?!
Katerina: KATERINA!
*Lucy realises who she is*
Lucy: Fliss’s old roommate?
Katerina: Yes.
Lucy: Well, she’s not here.
Katerina: Where is she?
Lucy: France.
Katerina; Is she coming back?
Lucy: She’s living there now.
Katerina: Well, I suppose I better find a place to crash. *goes to leave*
Lucy: Wait!
Katerina; Yeah?
Lucy: You can stay here.
Katerina: Thanks.
*Lucy smiles*
(At Just Jeans in Yabbie Creek, Misty is stacking some jeans on the table when Steve Wiley and Jodie Cooper enter the store.)
Steve: Hey Misty.
Misty: Hey Steve. It’s so great to see you. *hugs him*
Jodie: Didn’t know you worked at Just Jeans. *she too hugs Misty*
Misty: Work experience.
Tug: OI!
*Jodie rolls her eyes*
Steve: You talking to me, punk?!
Tug: Yeah you, pretty boy!
*The store manager comes out*
Manager: BANNED! *points at Tug*
Tug: OH WHAT?!
Misty: SECURITY!
*Tug bolts*
Jodie: What a jerk! And Steve and I thought inner Sydney was bad!
Misty: He’s a no hoper! Anyway, how’s school going?
Steve: Holidays.
Misty: Lucky. We’ve got this week to go and then we’re on holidays.
Jodie: Melanie is such a cow!
Misty: Why?
Steve: She called Miss Fatoush ugly!
Misty: Is Miss Fatoush the principal at your school?
Jodie: She wishes. *laughs*
Manager: Misty, your shift is over. Same time tomorrow morning?
Misty: Yeah.
*They head to the Yabbie Creek Café where they see with Anahera Brown and her friend Grace Heke*
Anahera: MIST! *waves*
*Misty waves back*
Steve: Who are they?
Misty: Anahera and Grace.
Jodie: They friends of yours?
Misty: Yeah.
*They go over to where Anahera and Grace are sitting*
Grace: Misty, how’s things girl?
Misty: Good. How about you?
Grace: Ana and I will be glad to finish school this year.
Anahera: Who are those peeps with ya, Mist? *smiles at Steve and Jodie*
Steve: I’m Steve Wiley and that’s Jodie Cooper.
Anahera: Great meeting you both. *to Misty* How’s Demetrius?
Misty: He’s great.
Grace: Glad you’re happy again.
Anahera: *to Steve and Jodie* You guys know Josh Anderson?
Jodie: No.
Steve: I do. He’s a great mate of mine.
Anahera: What do you think of him?
Steve: He’s great.
Anahera: I totally agree.
Misty: I do miss him as a friend.
Jodie: Is this Josh guy nice, Steve?
Steve: Sure is.
*the waitress brings out their drinks*
Waitress: Would any of you like to try the Cherry Ripe cake for $3?
Steve: Sure.
Misty: I would too. *to Jodie, Grace and Anahera* Girls?
Both: Sure.
Waitress: I’ll bring it to you shortly. *leaves*
(At the caravan park, Adriana is returning home from school when Pippa goes over to her.)
Pippa: Adriana, someone phoned you while you were at work.
Adriana: Who?
Pippa: Eleanor Smith.
Adriana: I’ll phone Mum right now.
*Adriana dials her*
Adriana: Hi Mum.
Eleanor: Hi darling. How's the new school for you?
Adriana: I love it.
Eleanor: That’s good to hear. You haven’t forgotten about Iris’s birthday, have you?
Adriana: Of course not.
Eleanor: That’s good. She misses you, darling.
Adriana: I miss her too.
Eleanor: Are you going to get a bigger place?
Adriana: I’ve been saving up to find a house in the Bay.
Eleanor: Any luck?
Adriana: I did find one near my work colleague. It has three bedrooms.
Eleanor: How much?
Adriana: The rent is $150 a week.
Eleanor: Can you afford that?
Adriana: Of course. I’m earning much more than what I did when I taught at Hartley High.
Eleanor: Take it.
Adriana: I will.
*When Adriana hangs up the phone, she looks at a photo of her and Iris before starting to cry*
Adriana: I love you, sweetie.

In Eternia, Chrissie looks confused.
Chrissie: Love, do you know where we are?
Kierain: Sure do, but it doesn’t seem possible.
Chrissie: Why are we here? This is so confusing.
*Adam approaches them*
Chrissie: Who are you? What do you want from us? *looks scared*
Adam: Calm down. We were just testing Man At Arms' new invention.
Kierain: People have had a history of taking me.
Chrissie: Who is Man at Arms?
Adam: He’s over there. *points*
Chrissie: Excuse me?
Adam: Yes?
Chrissie: You look like the guy that saved Kierain from Alex.
Kierain: Yeah, you sound like him too.
Adam: I do?
Kierain: Yeah.
Chrissie: So, are we being released ever?
Adam: Sure. We were actually after Skeletor.
Chrissie: Who’s that?
Kierain: He Man’s arch-nemesis.
Chrissie: I see. So, are you He Man? *points at Adam*
Adam: No, of course not. *laughs*
Chrissie: You sure?
Adam: Yes.
*Kierain and Chrissie look at each other*
(Meanwhile in the Negaverse, Jedite is up to his old tricks eying off Coral D.)
Jedite: Ah yes!
Zoycite: THIS again?
Jedite: Yes, THIS again!
Zoycite: But it’s boring!
Jedite: GOT ANYTHING BETTER?!
Zoycite: But why her?
Jedite: It’s the retard’s grandmother.
*Zoycite looks disgusted*
Zoycite: And?
Jedite: He’ll be excited.
Queen Beryl: NO!
*Jedite jumps*
Jedite: But…
Queen Beryl: No hostages unless I get something!
Zoycite: I agree, my queen.
Queen Beryl: YOU GET NOTHING!
Jedite: But…
Queen Beryl: Who else were you thinking of using?
Jedite: Just her!
Queen Beryl: You need more.
Jedite: No, I don’t!
Queen Beryl: ETERNAL SLEEP IF YOU DISOBEY ME!
*Jedite writes a list*
Jedite: Here!
*Queen Beryl reads it*
Zoycite: Who’s on it?
*Queen Beryl reads the list out*
Zoycite: Cross her off. She was captured. *points at Alex*
*Queen Beryl does so*
Jedite: Who then?
Queen Beryl: How about Lois Griffin?
Neflite: Captured.
Queen Beryl: Okay, we’ll use them!
Zoycite: How about Elsa Stewart?
Queen Beryl: AILSA is having martial problems at the moment.
Zoycite: Pamela Willis.
Queen Beryl: She’s busy. I know!
Jedite: What?
Queen Beryl: Faye Hudson!
Jedite: Who?
Queen Beryl: Pam's sister in-law
Zoycite: She’s too nicey-nice.
Queen Beryl: She’s a bitch!
Jedite: Fine. Helen Daniels too.
Queen Beryl: No! Helen is too sweet and caring.
Jedite: Not if we use magic.
Queen Beryl: WE ARE NOT USING HELEN AND THAT’S THAT!
(Cut to Coral D walking)
Coral D: I’m looking forward to seeing Kierain this weekend.
*Jedite smirks*
Jedite: Time to use the dust. *throws the magic dust at Coral D*
*she smirks*
Coral D: Master?
Jedite: Grab him.
*Coral D turns into Mrs Dictator*
(Cut to her chasing him)
Mrs Dictator: COME HERE!
Kierain: NO!
*Mrs Dictator scoops him up before returning to her human self*
Coral D: Hi love.
*he struggles*
Coral D: Don’t resist.
Kierain: LET ME GO! YOU ARE NOT GRAN!
*Faye runs over*
Faye: Give him to me!
*Coral throws him at her*
Faye: YOU’RE OURS!
*Jedite stalks Helen*
Jedite: Time to use my magic again! *throws his dust*
*It misses Helen*
Jedite: ARGH!
*he tries again and it gets her*
Helen: Master?
Jedite: Grab him!
*Helen sees Faye and Coral with Kierain*
Helen: Hand him over.
*Faye does so*
Helen: You will be with us forever!
*Helen transforms*
Evil Granny: Take him away!
*He Man punches the wall*
Mrs Dictator: NO!
*He Man picks him up*
He Man: I’m here to save you.
*Kierain smiles*
Nagging Gossip: OVER MY DEAD BODY!
*Teela, Man at Arms and the scouts enter*
Sailor Scouts: YOU HAVE OUTLIVED YOUR USEFULNESS, MONSTERS!
Battlecat: Let me at them, He Man!
He Man: ATTACK!

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Will Kierain be rescued?
- Misty makes a new friend while on work experience
- Alex receives some good news about his basketball state rep tryouts
- Adriana moves into her new house
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #772: What Do I Stand For (Part 1)

That night, Kierain wakes up in Chrissie‘s arms.
Chrissie: Glad you’re up love. *smiles*
Kierain: That was a weird dream.
Chrissie: What did you dream about?
Kierain: I dreamt that you and I went to Eternia and then Jedite went after me. It ended up with He Man, Teela, Man at Arms and the Sailor Scouts rescuing me.
Chrissie: I had the same dream too.
Kierain: Yeah.
Chrissie: I think we both need a hug.
*Kierain and Chrissie hug*
(At the Fletcher’s, the family are doing the nightly chores when the phone rings.)
Pippa: I’ll get it. *picks up the phone* Hello, Summer Bay Caravan Park? Yes, he’s here. I’ll just get him for you. *to Alex* Alex?
Alex: Yeah?
Pippa: Phone call for you.
Alex: Sweet. *takes the phone from Pippa*
*Misty and Geri are doing the dishes*
Geri: How’s work experience at Just Jeans going?
Misty: It’s going great so far.
Geri: That’s good.
Misty: I’m hoping to get a part-time job out of it soon.
Geri: I hope you do.
Misty: Thanks, Geri. That means a lot.
*Alex goes over to everyone with a huge smile on his face*
Alex: Guess what?!
Misty/Geri: What?
Alex: You know how I tried out for state rep in basketball?
Pippa: Yes?
Alex: I got in.
Geri: Congratulations, sweetie.
*Everyone either shake hands or hug Alex*
Bryce: Big whoop! You got into the state rep basketball team! *storms upstairs*
Misty: He’s worse than bloody Emma!
Pippa: Tell me about it.
Kellie: I wouldn’t worry about that little jerk. The sooner we see the back of him, the better.
Steven: Too right!

The next day (Tuesday), Misty is at Just Jeans in Yabbie Creek when the manager brings in another work experience student.
Manager: Misty?
Misty: Yes?
Manager: I’d like you to meet Kylie Foxx. She’s doing work experience as well.
Misty: That’s awesome. I was starting to get lonely.
Manager: I’ll leave you to it.
*Misty and Kylie start stacking up the jeans*
Misty: So, do you go to school?
Kylie: Yeah. I’m in Year 10. What about you?
Misty: Year 9.
Kylie: Awesome. What school to you go to?
Misty: I go to Summer Bay High. You?
Kylie: I go to Yabbie Creek High.
Misty: Oh cool! Say, do you know Anahera?
Kylie: Anahera Brown in Year 12?
Misty: That’s her.
Kylie: She’s awesome.
Misty: You like school?
Kylie: It’s okay, but I prefer my old high school.
Misty: How long have you been at Yabbie Creek High for?
Kylie: Since halfway through last year. I’m originally from the city.
Misty: Cool!
Kylie: Yeah, I still go to the city every Saturday and catch up with friends.
Misty: You doing anything this afternoon?
Kylie: Not really. Why do you ask?
Misty: Did you want to hang with me?
Kylie: I’d like that very much. *smiles*
*Misty smiles back*
(Meanwhile, Adriana is moving into a three bedroom Housing Commission home next door to Belinda.)
Adriana: I think that’s about everything.
*Adriana has just finished organising the house*
Adriana: Now, I’m going to fix up Iris’s room.
*the door knocks*
Adriana: Who could that be?
*Adriana opens the door to find Sarah standing there*
Sarah: Hello, Adriana. I didn’t know you live here now.
Adriana: I just moved in today. I had Stephanie Markham take my classes today.
Sarah: I’m not due at the canteen until tomorrow.
Adriana: What do you again?
Sarah: I’m the canteen lady at school. I work Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. On Tuesdays, I work at the hospital until midnight. The rest of the days I work at the hospital until 9:30pm.
Adriana: You’ve got a busy work schedule.
Sarah: I sure do.
*Sarah notices a photo of Adriana and Iris on the mantelpiece*
Sarah: Who’s that pretty girl?
Adriana: That’s my daughter, Iris. She’ll be 3 next month.
Sarah: She’s so adorable.
*Adriana starts to cry*
Sarah: Adriana, what’s wrong?
Adriana: Oh, Sarah. There’s something I should tell you about Sarah.
Sarah: What’s that?
Adriana: She’s got spina bifida. She’s confined to a wheelchair.
Sarah: I am so sorry.
Adriana: I feel sorry for my little angel. I’m really worried that once she starts preschool next year, the kids will tease her.
Sarah: Come here.
*Adriana hugs Sarah*
(At Summer Bay High, Lois is in her office when Sharlene walks in.)
Sharlene: Mum, I brought you some lunch.
Lois: Oh, thanks darling. I have had such a tough morning.
Sharlene: What happened?
Lois: Some of the students accused me of abusing my power! Year 11 have threatened to walk out of my Maths class as a result.
Sharlene: I’m sorry to hear that.
Lois: I better make myself a coffee. Will you be all right in here?
Sharlene: Yeah.
*Once Lois leaves, Sharlene lets out a huge smirk before going to Lois’s desk*
Sharlene: You’re gone, Mummy!
*Leanne happens to enter the office at this point*
Leanne: What are you doing here?!
Sharlene: What’s it to you?
Leanne: CAUSING TROUBLE AGAIN BITCH?!
*Leanne grabs Sharlene by the arm and pins her against the wall*
Sharlene: GET OFF ME!
Leanne: Let this be a warning to you! If your mother ends up losing her job because of your malicious games, you’ll be sorry! *lets her go* Are we clear?!
Sharlene: Whatever you say!
*Leanne storms out as Sharlene looks furious*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Sharlene’s deception grows as Lois starts to become suspicious about her
- Misty’s friendship with Kylie grows
- When Kierain is teased, Chrissie comes to the rescue
- Adriana’s daughter, Iris arrives in Summer Bay
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode #773 What Do I Stand For (Part 2)
*Sharlene is hatching a plan*
Sharlene: this is the best idea ever
Lois enters
Lois: WHAT IDEA?
Sharlene: oh hi i was just thinking of a birthday present for you
Lois: except my birthday isn't until December
Sharlene: yeah but i wanna start saving now
*Lois walks away looking suspicious*
*at their work experience Misty and Kylie are talking
Misty: i miss Josh
Kylie: has he not been in touch?
Misty: No he has a NEW girl best friend called Melissa!!
Kylie: SLAG
Misty: i know right!
*At the club Tug starts teasing Kierain*
Tug: RETARD!
Chrissie: OI!!!!
Tug runs off
*at Adriana's a van arrives*
NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
Iris wins a friend in Sam
Chrissie alerts Bea to Tug
Bill is teased by Sharlene
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #774: Sly as a Foxx (Part 1)

The next morning (Wednesday), Misty arrives at Just Jeans in Yabbie Creek to find Kylie drinking a can of Pepsi.
Misty: Hey Kylie.
Kylie: Oh, hey Misty. *smiles at her*
Misty: Ready for another day of work experience?
Kylie: Yeah.
Misty: Josh rang me last night.
Kylie: What did he want?
Misty: I didn’t answer. Besides, he’d be talking about Melissa!
Kylie: I hate it when people ditch their best friend and replace them. It really gets me angry!
Misty: You don’t say! Have you had that happen to you?
Kylie: At my old high school, yes.
Misty: It hurts.
Kylie: I know.
Misty: I can’t believe we’ve got two more days of work experience.
Kylie: Doesn’t mean we can’t catch up. *smiles*
Misty: True.
*The store manager walks in*
Manager: Good morning, girls. Ready to work?
Misty/Kylie; We sure are.
Manager: That’s good.
*Misty and Kylie look at each other and smile*
(Meanwhile, Adriana is leaving Iris in the care of a babysitter while she goes to work at the school.)
Adriana: You be a good girl for this nice lady won’t you, darling?
Iris: Yes.
Adriana: I’ll be back to get you this afternoon. Bye-bye, darling.
Iris: Bye-bye, Mummy. *blows Adriana a kiss*
*Adriana leaves*
Mrs Kishi: I’m meant to be looking after Simpson’s little boy too. TV, Iris?
Iris: Yes.
*Mrs Kishi wheels Iris over to where the TV is. She turns it on and Postman Pat airs*
TV: *loud* Postman Pat, Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.
*Iris claps her hands as Bobby drags Sam in*
Bobby: Sorry we’re late, Mrs Kishi. We had a little ‘incident’ on the way over here.
Mrs Kishi: It’s okay.
Bobby: Behave yourself, Sam. I’ll be back later. *leaves*
Sam: Who’s she? *points at Iris*
Mrs Kishi: That’s Iris Smith. I’m looking after her today.
*Sam goes over to Iris*
Sam: Hi.
Iris: Hi.
Sam: I’m Sam.
Iris: Iris. I-R-I-S. *laughs and claps her hands*
*Sam laughs as well*
Iris: Friend? *points at Sam*
Sam: Yes, you’re my new friend.
*Iris beams*
(At Chrissie’s house, she is on the phone to Bea.)
Chrissie: Oh, you wouldn’t believe the madness I went through yesterday.
Bea: What’s that?
Chrissie: Kierain and I were at the Mangrove River RSL having lunch when this punk known as Tug started teasing Kierain.
Bea: Are you bloody kidding me?!
Chrissie: I wish I was. I’m alerting you in case Tug starts on Kierain again.
Bea: Tug? Are you referring to Peter O’Neale?!
Chrissie: Yeah, I am.
Bea: That little bastard! Don’t worry, Chrissie. I’ll sort him out if he starts on Kierain again.
Chrissie: Thanks Bea. I appreciate it.
Bea: No worries, love.
*Chrissie lets out a snigger*

At Summer Bay High, Sharlene is being mean to Bill Cunningham, who is visiting his brother for the day.
Sharlene: You are such a simpleton, mate!
Bill: Don’t be mean to me!
Sharlene: Or what?! You’re gonna cry! *pretends to cry* Oh, Mummy! That girl is so mean to me!
Bill: Leave me alone!
*Leanne happens to see this as she is on her way to her locker*
Sharlene: You can’t do anything because I’M the deputy principal’s daughter! She’ll NEVER believe you!
Leanne: *to herself* Is that right?!
*Leanne goes over to Bill and puts her arm around him*
Leanne: Come on, Bill. I’ll take you to Luke. *glares at Sharlene before walking away with him*
Sharlene: Slag! *smirks*
*When Leanne comes back, she notices that Sharlene dropped her diary. Leanne looks at it and discovers that Sharlene documented every cruel lie in her plot to get back at Lois*
Leanne: Just the evidence I need.
*Leanne knocks on Lois’s door*
Lois: Come in.
*Leanne enters*
Lois: Ah, Miss Morgan. You been sent to me again?
Leanne: I think you should read this. Your daughter is not as sweet and innocent as you think.
*Lois reads the whole journal. She looks hurt, angry and upset*
Lois: You may go, Morgan.
*Leanne leaves just as Sharlene walks in*
Sharlene: Mum, I’m heading back to the house.
Lois: Not so fast, young lady! *holds up Sharlene’s journal* I have a few things I want to say to you!
*Sharlene looks unfazed by Lois’s anger*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Lois confronts Sharlene about her malicious behaviour
- Kierain hangs out with Bea
- Atlee and Paul decide to go skydiving
- John Newton continues to pester Viv and Tammy
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode #775 Sly As A Foxx (Part 2)
*Lois is screaming at Sharlene*
Lois: SO YOU'RE TRYING TO GET RID OF ME?!
Sharlene: SO WHAT?
Lois: YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS DISGUSTING
Sharlene: OH BITE ME
Lois slaps her!
Lois: YOU CAN GET OUT I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
*Sharlene storms out*
*At the diner later Atlee and Paul are talking*
Atlee: i wanna go Skydiving
Paul: are you crazy?! we could get killed
Atlee: No we won't they have parachutes and they train you first
Paul: well okay
Atlee: Awesome we'll go saturday
Paul: uh great!*looks scared*
*At Bea's Kierain talks to her*
Bea: Love i won't be able to have you when Bette goes away next week i'm going to see Debbie
Kierain: her anniversary?
Bea: Yeah who told?
Kierain: Mum said you might not be up for visitors so i'll just stay with Chrissie *smiles*
Bea: thank you
*at Dharma and Greg's John keeps knolcking on the door*
Emma: OI get away from Viv's!
John: EXCUSE me girl?
Emma: YOU HEARD *Pulls a knife on him*
NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
In the first of 3 special episodes Kierain arrives at Chrissie's
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #776: Weekend at Chrissie’s (Part 1)

Chrissie is cleaning out the spare room.
Chrissie: I can’t wait for his visit.
Lurch: Who is he?
Chrissie: A mate of Bea’s.
Lurch: How come he's not staying there?
Chrissie: It’s Debbie’s anniversary next week.
Lurch: Does that mean i can't watch Wentworth?
Chrissie: You can watch it in YOUR room!
Lurch: But I pay RENT!
Chrissie: Have you seen his review on Wentworth? He HATES it!
Lurch: His what?
*Chrissie shows Lurch Kierain’s review on Wentworth*
Lurch: Why does he hate it?
Chrissie: Because people keep bugging him about it.
Lurch: And why is he calling himself Nostalgia King?
Chrissie: Because he IS the Nostalgia King!
Kate: More like Wheelie Bin!
Chrissie: AND YOU SHUT UP LOOPY!
*Kate scowls*
Lurch: I hope he has a great visit here.
Kate: I hear he’s rude and cheeky!
*Lurch rolls her eyes*
Lurch: Shut up, Kate!
*Chrissie finds an old cassette from 1987*
Lurch: What does it say on the front, Chrissie?
Chrissie: I dunno. It’s only got a date.
Lurch: Play it.
*Chrissie does so*
Kierain: Hello, I’m the Nostalgia King and.... JOHN HOWARD IS STUPID! There ‘I’ve got my liberal’ joke done! Now, let's talk about.......Ugh! Foxtel's remake of Hey Dad!
Kate: That was good.
Kierain: Now, I know all of my audience are saying "Oh, but it was good. Leave it alone!" Oh yeah? Well, have ya heard this?
*a clip of remade Betty doing Maths is played. Chrissie looks disgusted*
Chrissie: Rip off!
(Kate is watching Wentworth later.)
Kate: BEAT HER UP, JACS!
*Chrissie rolls her eyes*
Chrissie: We’re not watching that when Kierain’s here!
Kate: Yes, we are!
Chrissie: NO! And don’t you dare nag him with it!
Kate: *sweetly* I won’t.
Cassette: Give it to me Baby!- uh huh uh huh! Give it to me Baby- uh huh uh huh! Give it to me Baby!- uh huh uh huh! and all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy!
Kate: What is THAT?!
*the door knocks*
Chrissie: Come in.
*Kierain enters*
Kierain: Hi Chri.....Oh crap, Wentworth! I’ll come back later. *leaves*
Kate: Suck it up, princess!
*Chrissie has had enough*
Chrissie: That’s it! NO WENTWORTH DURING HIS STAY!
*Kate stomps off*
(Later, Chrissie is cooking.)
Chrissie: Do you like beef stroganoff, love?
Kierain: You know, I’ve never tried it.
Chrissie: Try some.
*Kierain tries the beef stroganoff*
Kierain: Nice.
Lurch: Why do you hate Wentworth?
Kierain: BECAUSE IT'S AN UNREALISTIC PIECE OF CRAP!
Chrissie: There will be no more talk of the forbidden show!
Kate: I think you’re an unrealistic piece of crap, Kierain!
Kierain: Whatever!

On Saturday morning, Misty and Kylie are at the Yabbie Creek train station. They’re going to the city to celebrate their completion of work experience at Just Jeans.
Misty: We rule!
Kylie: I can’t wait for you to meet my friends.
Misty: Me too. *her phone rings*
Kylie: Who is it?
Misty: Josh! *rolls her eyes and ignores the call*
Kylie: Tosser.
*Misty’s phone goes off again. It’s Josh*
Misty: Hello?
Josh: Hey bestie.
Misty; Oh, hey Josh. *pulls a face at Kylie*
Josh: What’s going on?
Misty: What do you mean?
Josh: You know. How’s life going?
Misty: Oh, it’s good. How’s Melissa?
*Kylie tries not to laugh*
Josh: We broke up.
Misty: You broke up? I’m so sorry to hear that.
Josh: Yeah. She wanted to go with Todd.
Misty: Bitch!
*the train arrives*
Misty: So, what’re you doing?
Josh: Trying to work up the courage to tell Kierain. He's gonna go nuts.
Misty: True.
*Misty and Kylie get on the train*
Misty: What’s Erinsborough like?
Josh: Mrs Daniels is a bit sad.
Misty: How come?
Josh: Dr Marshall walked out.
Misty: Oh.
*When Misty finishes her call with Josh, Kylie asks her if she knows some of her friends from the city*
Kylie: Do you know a guy named Steve Wiley?
Misty: Yeah. He hangs out with my foster brother.
Kylie: Jodie Cooper?
Misty: I met her at work experience.
Kylie: Sumara Fraser?
Misty: Nah.
Kylie: Um, Mary Wong?
Misty: You know her?
Kylie: Yeah, I know her from my old high school Civic High.
Misty: I go to school with Nicole.
Kylie: Her sister’s lovely. Is she in the same year as you?
Misty: No, Year 8.
*They hear ‘You Keep Me Hangin On’ by Kim Wilde on the train*
Misty: Loud walkman much? Jeez!
Kylie: *singing* You just keep me hangin on!
Misty: How come some people have Apple and some have walkmans? I don't get it.
Kylie: Me neither.
*they get off at Central train station*
Misty: Run!
Kylie: Yeah, I need the dunny too!
Misty: Not that! THAT! *points at Todd*
Kylie: What’s he doing in Sydney?
Misty: Just run!
*they do so*
(Meanwhile, Atlee and Paul are attending their first skydiving lesson.)
Paul: Atlee, I’m not sure about this.
Atlee: Don’t be scared.
*the instructor comes out*
Atlee: Ready?
Paul: I guess so.
*Several minutes later…*
Paul: This is AWESOME!
Atlee: I can’t wait to do it for real.
Paul: Let’s do it!
Atlee: Yeah!
*Next minute, they're on the plane ready to skydive*
Paul: I'm ready!
Atlee: Uh, I’m not sure…
*Atlee sees Paul skydive*
Paul: This is COOL!
*Atlee jumps*
Atlee: YAHOO!
*They land safely*
Paul: SWEET!
Atlee: Babe, I know what we’ll be doing tonight. *winks at Paul*
*Paul winks back*
(Later that morning, Tug is watching Time Masters when Rodney walks in.)
Rodney: Morning mate.
Tug: Hey. Some slag called Latham rang here.
Rodney: I wouldn’t worry about it. She’s a no hoper.
*Tug is shaking*
Rodney: Is something wrong?
Tug: I had a bad dream.
Rodney: About?
Tug: Someone kidnapping me.
Rodney: Who?
Tug: They were dressed in all black and they…*shakes terribly*
*Rodney puts his arm around Tug*
Tug: I don’t want that to happen again. I’m really scared, Rodney.
Rodney: I’ve got your back mate.
Tug: People think I’m a jerk. Do you think I’m a jerk?
Rodney: Nah.
*the door knocks*
Ellen: Tug, it’s your girlfriend.
Tug: Come in, Ellen.
Ellen: Hey Tugster.
Tug: Babe, I’m scared.
Ellen: About?
*Tug takes Ellen into his room*
Ellen: What’s up?
*Tug explains*
Ellen: Did they use tape?
Tug: Yeah, they did.
Ellen: Babe…
*Tug starts crying*
Ellen: It’s okay, babe. *hugs him*
Tug: I’m disgusting.
Ellen: NO!
Tug: But…
Ellen: You are far from disgusting.
*Tug and Ellen kiss passionately*
Tug: Wow!
Ellen: I hope Rodney is okay with us dating.
Tug: Yeah. He’s cool.
*While Tug and Ellen are doing their thing, Rodney is in the kitchen listening to the next door neighbours screaming*
Woman: IT WAS MY CAR, YOU DUMB S***T!
Man: F*** UP!
Rodney: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO WORK!
Woman: F*** OFF, LITTLE MAN!
Rodney: SHUT UP!!!
*A loud banging noise can be heard*
Tug: Rodney, what the hell?
Rodney: Those pricks next door just threw a brick at the window.
Tug: RIGHT! I’LL FIX EM!
*Tug pours paint over the woman’s car before running inside!*
Ellen: I wonder how she’ll react?
Woman: WHO THE HELL DID THIS?!
*Tug, Rodney and Ellen laugh quietly*

At Blockbuster Video, Chrissie, Lurch and Kate are working.
Lurch: Will Kierain be right alone?
Chrissie: I think so.
Kate: Not our fault if he wets himself.
*Chrissie tries to remain calm*
Chrissie: Keep your opinions to yourself please, Kate.
*they see a Prime Local News update air*
Melissa Doyle: Police are urging residents to lock up after a spate of home invasions.
Chrissie: S**t!
Kate: What?
Chrissie: Kierain could be a target!
*At Chrissie’s, Kierain is watching TV when he hears a noise*
Kierain: Huh?
*two robbers sneak inside the house*
Robber 1: Someone’s home.
Robber 2: Okay. I’ll get him, while you take all the valuables.
He Man: NOT SO FAST!
*The robbers whack He Man over the head with a bat before they grab Kierain*
Kierain: OI!
Robber 2: SHUT HIM UP!
*unfazed by the attack, He Man grabs the robbers by the back of the shirt*
He Man: NO ESCAPING!
*The robbers break free*
Robber 1: We’re in the middle of a robbery here!
*Kierain sneaks away*
Kierain: By the power of old school, I AM NOSTALGIC!
*Kierain returns as Nostalgia Man and grabs the robbers*
Nostalgia Man: I AM GOING TO F*** YOU UP!
*they get scared*
Robber 1: Um…
Robber 2: Let’s get out of here!
*they flee. The robbers are revealed as Margo and Phyllis*
Phyllis: Almost had him!
Margo: Since when was he magical?
Phyllis: Who knows?
(Back at Blockbuster, Chrissie is worrying about Kierain.)
Kent Brockman: This just in. Two robbers were chased from the Latham estate by two muscled up superheroes one by the name of He Man and the other by the name of Mr Algia Man or something like that.
*Chrissie looks shocked*
Chrissie: Alice! Kate!
Lurch: Yes?
*Chrissie turns up the TV*
Kent Brockman: The robbers who were chased from the Latham estate are still at large.
Lurch: So? Everyone knows He Man.
Kate: But not that Nostalgia Man…*realises*
Chrissie: Nah, it bleedin can’t be.
Lurch: Nostaglia Man…
*Chrissie soon realises too*
Chrissie: Nah, no way.
Lurch: It looked like Kierain though.
Chrissie: Yeah, but it might not be.
*the phone rings*
Chrissie: Allo, Blockbuster.
Kierain: Chrissie, did you see the newsflash?
Chrissie: Yeah.
Kierain: Nostalgia Man and He Man both saved me.
Chrissie: I saw.
(Later, Chrissie, Lurch, Kate and Kierain are in the store.)
*Chrissie looks suspiciou*
Chrissie: Are you sure it was Nostalgia Man too?
Kierain: Yeah.
Kate: What's with that name Lurch?
Lurch: Something to do with old school.
*Margo and Phyllis are sitting outside about to rob it*
Phyllis: Take all the videos!
*Chrissie heads to the bathroom. While there she hears the door burst open and they start robbing. Kierain enters to transform*
Kierain: Anyone here?
*Chrissie goes silent*
Margo: LET’S GO!
Kierain: (in the next stall) BY THE POWER OF OLD SCHOOL, I AM NOSTALGIC!

*Chrissie looks stunned*
Chrissie: Wow!
*Nostalgia Man picks up the van*
Nostalgia Man: And where do you think you’re going?
Margo: PUT US DOWN! PUT US DOWN!
Nostalgia Man: NO! *tips the videos and DVDs out*
Phyllis: WE HATE YOU!
*Nostalgia Man throws the van over the Wentworth wall*
Nostalgia Man: OH MISS FERGUSON! MISS BENNETT! PRESENT!
Joan: RIGHT! WHITE LINE, YOU LOT!
(At home, the women talk about the day’s events. They are shocked.)
Chrissie: I can’t believe it.
Kate: Neither can I.
Lurch: Did I miss something?
Chrissie: You saw it, Alice!
Kierain: OH THAT’S IT! WENTWORTH ARE NOT RIPPING OFF MY AUNT CHRISSIE! BY THE POWER OF OLD SCHOOL, I AM NOSTALGIC!
Chrissie: Now, they’re going to get it.

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- In Part 2, Nostalgia Man beats up some SoHo executives
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES