Prison Break

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Geoff folded up his gear and shook the hand of his cellmate before they escorted him down the corridor and into the new cell. He took a look around and then gasped.

“Aden?” he said.

Aden looked up from the magazine he was reading and looked over at Geoff.

“How did you get transferred to my cell?” he asked quickly and moved to take the naked pictures of Nic off the wall.

“I don’t know. I think that new prison doctor transferred me.” Geoff murmured. “Do you want to go on top?” he asked and then blushed.

“Geoff that is so gay.” Aden muttered.

“I was asking where you liked to sleep on top or on the bottom.” Geoff muttered and blushed again.

“Bible Boy I always like to be on top.” Aden said with a smirk.

“Ok yeah that isn’t what I’ve heard about you.” Geoff said, getting mad at the Bible boy nickname.

“Who’s been taking?” Aden said furiously.

“Just about the whole of B block and G Wing.” Geoff said.

Aden looked at him before pushing him back against the wall.

“Take that back.” He muttered.

Geoff looked deep into Aden’s eyes and put his hands up to grip Aden by his shoulders.

“It’s true everyone knows it.” he said, this time his tone softer.

His arms seemed to slip around Aden’s neck of their own accord.

“I so do not.” Aden said huskily starring at Geoff’s lips.

Geoff caught the direction of Aden’s gaze before licking his suddenly dry lips. He sighed, his breath easing out of his mouth in a gentle drift. Aden sighed too and their breath mingled in the suddenly small space in-between them.

“This is so not gay.” Geoff said.

Aden nodded before leaning forward and kissing him. Their mouths fused hungrily.

Geoff wrapped his arms tighter around Aden and pulled him against him.

Suddenly the cell door slammed shut and they heard the call of ‘Lights out’ echo around the cell block.

“We should go to bed.” Geoff said to Aden.

Aden pulled back and nodded.

“Alone.” He said. “Unless you er…” Aden paused. “Need me to explain what is gay and not gay. Bearing in mind I might need to demonstrate”

Geoff smiled.

“I suppose that would be good for me to know what is gay but don’t forget we have a full day in the showers tomorrow.” He murmured.

“I can’t wait.” Aden said.

Geoff looked at him.

“And no that is not being Gay just because I said I can’t wait to spend the whole day in the shower with lots of naked men.” Aden muttered.

He climbed into his bunk and lifted the covers waiting for Geoff.

“Just a minute I have to hang up my dress or it will crease.” He said.

Aden nodded.

“I never thought you could carry off sequins but it is a good look for you.” He said quietly.

Geoff smiled before climbing into the same bunk as him.

The lights flickered once before going dark.

[TelephotoMarigold]

VOICEOVER MAN:

Just where do I begin? Ok, Colleen smuggled a pneumatic drill to Roman hidden in a cake. They used this to keep repeating the phrase big red knob a lot. The tunnel is hard work and will require many more shower scenes.

{cue screaming girls}

Sam and Dean have decided to stay in the Bay because of the cute girls, who are enjoying being given rides.

[i say… cough cough… <in the Impala> if you’d be so kind…]

Yes, what ok, In the Impala.

Where was I? Oh yes, Geoff has been moved into Aden’s cell and is getting a crash course in what is not gay. Roman and Wentworth are still ignoring each other since the last shower scene. However, Wentworth was recently seen talking to Butcher Mcgraw about tattoos…..

Meanwhile back in the Bay the team of doctors from Greys have arrived and are conducting various tests in the elevator, which now boasts it’s own condom machine, king sized bed and a couple pairs of furry handcuffs. Oh and Belle is slowly defrosting as is the Hagen Das.

Have I missed anything?

Oh yeah, Martha was run over by an upright piano on the way home from work the other day. Although she was shaken by the event she intends to return to work on Monday, which incidentally is when they are moving a shipment of grand pianos to the music conservatory.

Stay tuned for another exciting update to Prison Break…. <Get my agent on the phone there must be a better job than this>

[TelephotoMarigold]

Roman, Aden and Geoff were busy in the tunnel Wentworth was on lookout, which meant spending the whole day in the showers washing. He was a bit concerned that he had washed off part of the tattoo and resolved to get someone to look at that bit later.

He saw Roman crawling through the hole they had made in the wall and stand up. He was covered head to toe in dust.

“My god what happened?” Wentworth said quickly.

“Aden pressed the wrong button on the drill. We need to be able to get rid of this dirt.” He said quickly.

He stood under the shower and reached for the soap. He rubbed it all over his body lathering it up between his strong hands before soaping his body. Starting with his legs and moving slowly up his muscular thighs. Wentworth found his gaze fixed as Roman was washing.

“Er do you think they need a hand?” he asked in a butch voice.

“Maybe. Could you just do my back first?” Roman asked. “I don’t want this dust to give us away.”

Wentworth nodded and moved over to him. He squirted in his hand a small amount of his shower gel and lathered it up before rubbing the other mans shoulders.

“Actually that is quite good.” He murmured. “Do you do sports massage?” Roman asked him.

“Yeah.” He answered in a girlie voice.

“Cool. I’ll come to you next time I pull a muscle during dancing class.” Roman said softly.

Wentworth pulled back and realised what he was doing. There was no way he was gay and yet something about spending all this time in the showers with the others was messing with his head. He sighed.

“We need to get out of here.” He muttered.

Roman nodded.

“I couldn’t agree more.” He said.

Geoff and Aden crawled out through the hole and stood under neighbouring showers. They started washing the dust off and grinned at each other.

They heard a noise and saw a guard walking towards the showers.

“Act normal.” Roman said to the others.

Wentworth turned quickly and his foot slid out from under him as it connected with some shower gel he must have spilt. He reached out to stop himself falling and caught hold of the only thing he could and yanked hard.

Roman cried out.

“That isn’t my hand.” He said in a sudden high-pitched voice.

He started to overbalance trying to stop Wentworth from falling as well as himself. Aden and Geoff gasped in shock and sprang forward They too slipped on the soapy floor and ended up falling on top of Roman who landed on top of Wentworth. Geoff squirmed trying to ease off the top of the others but all soap they used caused him to spin in a half circle around until his face was pressed against Aden’s lower half. He tried to move away but the squirming was only making all the soap into a bigger lather and they were getting more slippery.

“Wentworth do you think you could let go now?” Roman asked, again in that high pitched voice.

“Er sure.” He said. “Aden don’t move.” He cautioned.

“I can’t help it Geoff is tickling me.” He gasped laughing.

“I’m not, I just can’t get a good enough grip.” He denied.

“Geoff just slide back.” Roman instructed. “Ease your weight back slowly.” He added talking in his normal voice again.

“That’s better.” Aden told them.

“Now Aden I need you to try and get up on all fours on top of me.” Roman told him. “Then I can ease back away from Wentworth.”

The guard turned and ran out leaving them to it. He bumped into his colleague.

“Are they at it again?” he asked him.

He nodded.

“The positions they get into.” He whispered. “I’m never playing twister again.” He added paling even more.

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Sam and Dean drove the Impala to the Diner. Dean got out and waited. They were due to pick up the girls any moment.

“Dean.” Sam murmured.

Dean looked up as his brother called his name.

“Yeah/” he said quietly.

“Here they come.”

Dean looked over and saw Gee with Nic and El walking behind with a large box.

“What’s that?” Sam asked.

Nic smiled at them.

“Sorry I’m hijacking the Impala.” She told them.

“Oh, no you’re not.” Sam and Dean said together.

“Not literally. I have to deliver this cake to the prison. Colleen said something about them needing it.” she added in a puzzled tone. “Anyway as you are giving us a ride.” She paused and all of them waited.

[it’s a good job that I’m not on strike isn’t it? whispered a voice that was beginning to sound slightly sinister <in the freaking Impala> it finished]

“In the Impala.” They chorused laughing.

“Yeah well since that anyway I was hoping you would give me a …” she stopped again and took a hastily in drawn breath. “Lift.” She concluded and heard a collective of sighs come form the others.

“Er… guys.” El said, struggling to hold the box and stay upright and she was wearing a really short skirt too. Any second and she would do a Brittney.

Sam turned and moved over to her taking the box from her hands.

“Jesus, how freaking heavy is this thing?” he asked.

Nic shrugged.

“I try not to ask questions like that.” She murmured.

Sam nodded and moved to put the cake in the back of the car.

“Wait up Sammy.” Dean muttered. “Are we actually taking the car inside the prison because of you know what.” He muttered and nodded at the trunk frantically.

“Good point.” He muttered. “We should park outside the prison and walk.” He said.

They looked at each other.

“Er ok.” Nic said.

Sam and Dean shared a look and closed the trunk before they climbed into the car. They drove to the Prison in mostly silence. Sam sulking when the girls tried to inside he put Taylor Swift on instead of his 80’s power tunes. Dean was worrying about being near a prison with all their guns in the back and Gee was upset that Dean was sitting between her and Nic in the back.

Nic was wondering if she should tell them that she had read next weeks script and knew that Voiceover Man was getting a female counterpart and the prompt guy was getting fired.

[i’m what? He whispered.]

Nic sighed.

“We’re here.” She said.

They pulled over and parked up before getting out of the car. Sam opened the trunk and waited for Dean to get the cake box out. They glared at each other for a minute before playing rock paper scissors to decide who carried it.

“Oh Man.” Sam muttered. “Best out of five.” He suggested.

Dean shook his head and watched as Sam struggled with the box.

“Franklin to visit Harris.” Nic said to the guard on the prison gates.

“And the others?” The guard asked.

“Er…..Gee to visit Wentworth, El to visit Geoff and Sam to visit Aden and that leaves Dean to visit…” Nic paused and struggled to think of a name.

“Hurry up.” Sam hissed about to drop the box.

“Butcher Mcgraw.” She said quickly.

“Are you sure Miss? Only Butcher doesn’t get a lot of visitors. Or well any?” he muttered looking at Dean.

“They are old friends.” She said and winked at him.

The guard nodded.

“Well if you are sure come through.” He told her looking at Dean in a new way.

“Hey!” Dean muttered.

“Come on.” Nic said. “Oh the cake.” She added.

Sam heaved it over to a table by the guard station and heard a suspicious groan come from the table when he placed the box down.

“Geoff is here?” El said her voice rising with excitement.

“Hey!” Sam muttered.

“Don’t worry Sammy babe you are still my main squee.” She murmured and leaned over to kiss him.

He grinned and they moved inside.

“Wentworth?” Gee asked.

Nic nodded.

“Wentworth Miller.” She explained.

“Cool!” she exclaimed before she asked. “what did he do to end up here?”

“I don’t know.” Nic said. “We don’t ask those questions really.”

[i could tell you. A voice whispered.]

“Ignore it.” Nic said quickly.

“Er…. ok.” they muttered looking at each other in puzzlement.

They made their way to the visiting room and sat and waited. It took some time before the visitors were brought through.

“Oh my god.” A collective of female voices exclaimed.

Dean didn’t seem so happy with the person he was visiting though.

“Hey.” Sam muttered to Aden.

“Er hey back. Who are you?” Aden replied.

“I’m Sam.” He introduced himself. “We brought the cake from Colleen.” He added.

Aden smirked and leaned back in his chair.

“Weigh a bit did it?” he asked.

Sam nodded.

Roman walked over to Nic and gave her a quick hug before sitting down at the table next to Aden’s.

“How have you been?” he asked her.

“I’m ok. Dad you have shampoo in your hair.” She said quickly.

“Oh.” He murmured. “I was in the shower.” He explained quickly.

She looked round the others and narrowed her eyes suspiciously.

“Were they in the shower too?” she asked.

He nodded.

“Ok then.” She said and looked at something past his shoulder trying not to make eye contact with him.

“It’ s not what you think.” He said. “I can’t explain but trust me I haven’t changed.” He muttered and then feeling desperate he added in a high pitched voice. “I still like girls ok.”

She nodded again and looked over at the table where Gee was sitting with Wentworth.

Gee smiled at him as he sat down.

“Hey there.” Wentworth said to her.

Gee smiled some more.

“Er well…” he said.

She blushed and looked down before she smiled again.

“Show me your tattoos.” She shouted out completely awe-struck.

Wentworth stood up and showed Gee the tattoo on his chest.

“That is so really really really really really really cool.” She exclaimed and remembered to breathe.

On the next table sat Geoff and El.

“Hey I’m El.” She said introducing herself to Geoff.

“Hello” he replied.

“I can’t believe you are in here.” She murmured and caught Sam giving her a quick look.

“Well it’s in a good cause.” He said.

She looked at him and burst into tears.

“Hey.” He said quickly.

“And I can’t believe we are wearing the same outfit.” She added with a sniff.

Geoff nodded.

“I know. I thought this skirt was a one off.” He said.

They caught sight of Dean sitting with Butcher and looking uncomfortable.

“For the last time dude I do not want to see your tattoo.” Dean muttered.

He got up from the table and moved out of the room. Sam followed.

“Hey.” Gee exclaimed looking over at Aden and recognising him from the file she kept on Belle. She went to talk to him when Wentworth stood up and pulled her into his arms and kissed her.

“Times up.” The guard called out. “And no more of that.” He added with a glare. They were quickly ushered out and escorted to the gate.

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Roman and Wentworth sat at the table in the mess hall and avoided looking at each other.

“I’m sorry ok.” Wentworth muttered finally. “I only wanted to take an origami flower to the doctor.”

Roman glared. At him then sighed.

“Its ok you only interrupted a salsa lesson.” He said finally.

“Is that what it was?” Wentworth whistled slowly. “I did wonder.”

Roman looked at him and grinned.

“We had clothes on.” He confirmed and saw the other man shake his head.

“Yeah but only just.” Wentworth muttered.

He cleared his tray of food and put his fork down just as Geoff and Aden pitched up.

“Are you two talking to each other yet?” Aden asked them.

Roman gave him a look and then heard Geoff laughing.

“You have to admit it was a bit like a lover’s tiff.” Geoff said not seeing the looks that passed between Wentworth and Roman.

“Oh no it wasn’t.” Roman growled. “Trust me on that on.”

“Yeah I like girls.” Wentworth said in a high pitched voice.

Aden laughed.

“Whatever Dude.” He murmured at them with another smirk.

“You’re very good with those smirks.” Roman muttered to him.

Geoff chuckled.

“He practices them in the mirror at night.” He said.

“So don’t!” Aden muttered angrily.

“Do.” Geoff shot back.

“Don’t.” Aden exclaimed.

“So do.” Geoff told him.

Roman looked at Wentworth and raised his eyebrows and tilted his head in the direction of the door. Wentworth nodded and they slipped away unnoticed while Geoff and Aden were busy arguing.

Gee and Nic were sitting in the Diner waiting for El.

“So how long has…” Gee began.

“Aden been in jail?” Nic finished.

Gee nodded.

“A time.” she murmured. “They broke in to break out.” She said illogically.

“And you knew this the…”

“Whole time?” Nic interrupted her again. “Well yes, but I couldn’t tell you because it would then be a spoiler.”

Gee looked at her and sighed.

“So when do they get …” Gee began.

“Out?” Nic asked interrupting again.

Gee glared at her.

“ Finishing my sentences like that is so …” she muttered.

“Annoying?” Nic murmured softly.

Gee groaned.

“Yes!” she said finally.

Nic laughed.

“Put yourself in my shoes.” She began.

Gee immediately looked down at the expensive Jimmy Choo’s that Nic was wearing.

“Er… not literally.” Nic murmured moving her feet restlessly.

Gee sighed.

“Oh well.” She murmured and focused once more on Nic.

“I knew Liam was a really bad kisser and I still had to lock lips with him.” she told her.

“I don’t think that Belle can last that much longer in her frozen state.” Gee said and grinned because she had finished a whole sentence.

“We could always dig the other end of the tunnel and meet them in the middle,” Nic suggested.

“That’s inspired. I mean you know where they will come out so you’ll know where to dig.” Gee grinned and then blushed when she realised that meant she would be seeing Wentworth again.

Nic nodded.

“Yes you will.” She told her.

“What you can read minds now?” Gee asked sarcastically blushing.

“What?” Nic asked confused. “I was just answering your next question.”

“Oh, er, well.” Gee said.

She looked around the room before picking up the menu and fiddling with it for something to do.

“I wonder if I can get a milkshake here to go.” She said quietly.

“Coming right up.” Irene told her. “What flavour do you want?”

“Chocolate.” Gee said in shock having not heard the other woman approach.

“See.” Nic said and leaned over to her. “And Wentworth is probably thinking about you too.” She added.

Gee went bright red and stuttered something unintelligible.

“That one I read.” Nic murmured.

“What my mind?” Gee said loudly.

Nic laughed and pointed to the table where Gee had written Wentworth’s name in mustard and ketchup on the tabletop.

Gee went a brighter red before picking up the BBQ sauce and crossing the T’s in brown with a flourish.

“There.” she said. “That’s better.”

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Roman and Aden moved to the shower block. They climbed under the hot spray and waited for the last of the other prisoners to leave ignoring the strange looks they were getting.

“Is it my imagination or have they been talking about us?” Aden asked after a minute.

“You figure it out.” Roman began. “Geoff now dresses in girls clothes. All four of us have showers together. Really long showers.”

Aden blushed and looked down.

“So they think…” he began to ask and suddenly slipped on his soap and ended up on his knees in front of Roman.

“And these slippery floors don’t help.” Roman muttered and reached to help Aden up.

“But I’m so totally in love with Belle.” Aden gasped.

Roman nodded.

“And I love Martha.” He declared.

“Hang on didn’t you go out with Charlie last?” Aden said puzzled.

Roman nodded.

“Yup and declaring I love someone called Charlie in this place is not a good thing to do.” He said quietly after looking around to make sure that no one could overhear him.

Aden nodded slowly.

“Anyway.” Roman began. “I don’t mean to upset you but isn’t Belle kinda dead?”

Aden looked at him and big fat tears rolled down his face.

“Yes but I put her in a freezer.” He declared. “so one day I can bring her back.”

Roman did a double take.

“You put her in the freezer?” he asked horror struck.

Aden looked at him then wiping at his face.

“Not that kind of freezer.” He said quickly. “Although if I used that one at the diner it may have been cheaper." He added frowning. “It was a cryogenic chamber.”

Roman looked up and saw Wentworth and Geoff walking into the room and he nodded at them.

“Who’s got the tools?” Geoff asked.

“I bought my drill.” Wentworth said.

The others looked at him and frowned.

“Its next to my towel.” He said after a moment.

“oh that explains it!” Aden muttered.

“Were you checking out my tool?” Wentworth asked in a loud voice.

“I was only looking.” Aden defended himself.

Wentworth held up the drill and started moving towards the tunnel.

“That’s a big one.” Roman found himself saying a moment later.

“It’s not the size it’s how you use it.” Wentworth muttered and disappeared into the large hole.

They heard some muffled sounds before joining him in there then there was sounds of grunting as they began to get to work.

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Nic waited for Sam and Dean to arrive at the diner. They looked a little out of breath.

“What happened?” she asked them.

Sam pointed out the window to where Ollie’s and VJ’s push bikes were.

“We lost the Impala.” Dean burst out with and glared at Sam.

“Oh just say it, I lost the Impala.” Sam said with a pout.

“Fine!” Dean muttered folding his arms. “If the shoe fits.”

“Boys.” Nic said quickly. “Start at the beginning and go from there.”

“We played poker.” Dean began and glared at Sam again.

“He means I played poker.”

“Ok I got that bit you played poker and moving on.” She said looking at her watch.

“I bet the car.” He added and began crying.

“Sammy.” Nic said softly.

“I love that car.” Dean said quickly. “How could you think you could beat her?” he asked the still sobbing Sammy.

“You love the car more than me.” Sammy burst out with.

Dean nodded and caught Nic’s glare.

“Of course not Sammy.” He said quickly sounding really insincere.

Sammy cried louder. The sound of his sobbing only muffled by the roar of the Impala’s engine as it pulled up outside the diner. Nic gasped as she recognised Colleen climbing out of the car. The other woman had seemed to have a make over. She was wearing head to toe black leather with a studded black leather dog collar around her neck.

“Er boys is there anything you want to tell me?” Nic asked them quickly.

“Colleen is a demon.” Dean told her.

“And you played poker with her?” she asked.

Dean nodded.

“It seemed like a good idea at the time.” he said and looked at the car. He began to hyperventilate when he saw pink fluffy dice in the front windscreen.

“My god the woman is evil.” He burst out in-between breaths.

Nic moved over to her bag and pulled out what looked like a script. She scanned through the pages and sighed.

“This isn’t going to be easy.” She muttered to herself. “Oh Colleen.” She called out.

“What can I get you dearie?” she asked moving over to the table.

Nic looked at her and was suddenly struck by the horns and the tail. How had she never noticed that Colleen had horns and a tail before now? She asked herself.

“I wondered whether you had any goats blood soup?” Nic asked calmly.

Colleen hissed at her.

“Think you are cleaver don’t you?” she asked.

Without thinking about it Nic reached out and caught hold of Colleen wrist.

“Let’s play cards.” She suggested.

“Fine.” Colleen said her eyes glowing red.

Nic reached back into her bag and pulled out a pack of playing cards she had been going to send to Geoff. They had pictures of naked women on. She hoped that he would look at them and realise he wasn’t gay other wise it was going to be a lot of hard work to convince him when he came out of prison.

“Naked women.” Dean said with a smirk pointing at the cards.

Sammy glared at him.

“Best of three.” Nic murmured.

Colleen eased into a chair opposite her before looking at her.

“You beat me and Dean will be your sex slave.”

“Hey!” Dean said crossing his legs.

“And if you win?” she asked Nic.

“We get the Impala back.”

“Hey!” Dean said again this time with a grin on his face.

Nic shuffled the cards and dealt them out.

“What are we playing?” she asked.

Nic grinned.

“Snap.” She said.

They picked up their hands and began turning over the cards.

Colleen won the first round when they both laid kings. Sam and Dean gasping out loud as Nic looked at them and shook her head. She turned the next few cards before winning the second round.

“You’ll soon be mine.” Colleen told a nervous Dean.

He whimpered and looked at Nic pleadingly.

She focused on the game turning the next card. Both card matched and they slammed their hands down.

“Snap.” They cried out.

Colleen looked down on her hand feeling a strange burning sensation.

“Do you like my ring?” Nic asked her and heard the other woman gasp.

“It’s silver.” She moaned.

Nic nodded.

“And I like the little cross on it. I wondered why Geoff gave me the ring.” She murmured.

Colleen snatched her hand back.

“Ah ha!” Dean exclaimed.

“That’s right it means I win.” Nic said to her.

She picked up the rulebook and held it open to the relevant section.

“Whomsoever that removes their hand during a disputed point forfeits the point to the opponent.” Sam read out.

Colleen reached into her pocket and pulled out the keys. She handed them to Nic.

“We’ll meet again soon.” She promised them and scuttled away to the kitchen.

“Nic you are a genius.” Dean told her.

“Yes and I have my new car.”

Dean pouted.

“No be serious. Hand over the keys.” He said to her.

Nic gathered her bag and moved out of the diner followed closely by Sam and Dean.

“Nic.” Dean called. “The keys?”

She smiled at him and moved to the car.

“NICOLE!” he burst out.

“Are you going to help me get my dad out of jail?” she asked them.

Dean looked at Sammy and saw him nod.

“Yes.” He said.

She handed him the keys.

“Let’s go we have a tunnel to start digging.” She murmured climbing in the back of the car.

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Nic sat back on the blanket sunbathing as she got Sam and Dean digging. She kept hearing muffled swearing coming from her two slaves and grinned.

“Boys I can’t hear much digging.” She called out just as a car pulled up and parked beside the Impala.

“Hey Nic.” Gee called out. “I brought them.” she said un-necessarily as the doctors from Grays climbed out of the car along with El.

“What’s this?” Derrick asked quickly holding Meredith’s hand. Izzy and Alex were pretending they weren’t speaking to each other. Every so often they would give each other a look and sigh.

Nic eased up and looked at them.

“Well the thing is.” She began addressing the doctors. “We need to dig a tunnel and we need to do ti fast.”

“Why?” Meredith asked first tossing her hair over her shoulder and fluttering her lashes at Dean who had come out of the tunnel. Derrick gave her a look and pulled his hand away and folded his arms.

“I can’t dig.” He said quickly. “I’m a nuero surgeon.”

Nic nodded at him and gave him a slow seductive smile. He grinned back before letting out a groan as Meredith hit him in the ribs.

“We’ve found an elevator.” Nic said. “It’s the best one in all of Australia and the only way you can get to go in it is if you dig this tunnel.” Nic spun the lie out and watched as the four doctors began fighting over who was going to use the shovel first.

“Inspired.” El said to Nic.

She grinned.

“I thought so.” She said looking at the 6 people now digging the tunnel into the prison.

“Maybe we should help them?” Gee asked.

Nic shook her head.

“I just got a manicure.” Nic said with a pout.

El and Gee looked at each other before lying back on the blanket with Nic and began sunbathing again.

“How is Belle?” Nic asked after a moment.

Gee shot up and raced over to the car opening the trunk. She fiddled with the controls of the cryogenic chamber and lifted it out panting with effort before rolling it across the ground to rest under a nearby tree. She gave a sigh and walked slowly back over to the blanket.

“She’s fine.” Gee said quickly.

“You brought Belle here?” El asked raising her eyebrows in an expression of disbelief.

“Well I had too, all the doctors are here.” She said.

El shrugged.

“Makes sense.” She said.

Gee nodded.

“Its really hot does anyone want an ice cream?” she asked.

Nic and El looked at each other and then over at the cryogenic chamber.

“No I brought this too.” Gee said bringing their attention back to her as she held up a cooler.

“Oh.” El said blushing.

“So what would you like?” Gee asked

El looked at her and then over her shoulder to look at a bare chested Sam pushing a wheelbarrow of dirt out of the tunnel.

“Oh I would like a cornetto and ten minutes with him.” she burst out with and blushed again.

Gee and Nic shared a grin.

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Roman and Wentworth headed for the shower block. They climbed under the hot spray at opposite ends of the showers and started lathering up noticing the guard watching them closely.

“I think we’ve been sussed.” Wentworth said to Roman in a fierce whisper.

Roman nodded slowly, carefully looking at the guard from the corner of his eye.

“Either that or they are waiting until we get into some sort of tangle.” He commented.

Just then Wentworth slipped in the soapy water that was sliding down towards the drain in the floor in the middle of them and skidded through the shower block until he was a hairsbreadth away from Roman. The two men collided and fell over with Roman landing on top.

“Like that?” Wentworth asked breathlessly.

“Was that as in just like that or do I like that because it’s definitely the former.” Roman told him trying to gain a handhold on the slippery water soaked floor. He only succeeding in lifting himself up a couple of times before falling back down on top of Wentworth.

“We can leave you two alone if you want?” Aden asked his head tilted to one side as he looked at them.

“I slipped.” Wentworth said sounding desperate.

Geoff stepped forward at that point to help the two men up and skidded his feet slipping and sliding along the shower floor. He half turned and reached up for help and Aden grabbed out his hand to try and stop him falling only to slide himself, his feet acting like he was trying to walk on ice. He cartwheeled his hands trying to stop himself overbalancing but he ended up falling backwards and sliding along on his backside his legs outstretched. He went full force into Geoff who had until then somehow managed to stay upright and slid between the other man’s awkwardly spread legs. He found that he wrapped his arms around Geoff’s thighs and tipping up backwards, his back hitting the floor and his legs shooting up in the air like an ‘L’ shape.

Geoff in total panic reached out to grab a hold of anything to stop them sliding further and managed to grab Roman’s ankles pulling him along and down Wentworth’s body. They reached a very slow stop. Aden had his arms still wrapped around Geoff’s thighs and his were eyes tightly closed because he didn’t know quite what he would see if he opened them, Roman was suspiciously quiet and Geoff was praying. They ignored the hysteria coming from Wentworth who always screamed out that he wasn’t gay for some reason whenever they fell over.

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Izzy and Meredith were taking bets on how long it would take the men to realise they weren’t actually doing any digging. Neither of them wondered why they were digging a tunnel to find the so-called biggest elevator in Australia because surely if it were that famous then they wouldn’t have to dig the tunnel to find it. They filed their nails and chatted about who was the best out of Derrick and Alex.

Nic gave them a look then showed them a picture of Geoff and Aden. It was not the best photo of the two men, Aden was wearing the orange prison overalls and Geoff was in a pink tutu and purple leotard with green ballet shoes and a fluffy tiara complete with sparkles.

She sighed looking at the photo. There was something strange about it that she couldn’t put her finger on, maybe it was the way the two men were holding hands or that they seemed to be wearing the same shade of lipstick or that Aden now had a “I heart Geoff” tattoo on his arm.

“So who is the better kisser?” Izzy asked.

Nic gave a small smile.

“Out of Aden and Geoff of course?” Meredith added.

“Well I didn’t think you meant Sam and Dean.” Nic scoffed.

She took a long drink of her orange juice and smiled.

“Well Aden was good. And it was passionate.” She murmured after a moment. “But Geoff was cute and earnest.” She said finally.

Izzy nodded.

“A bit like George.” She said softly.

“George?” Meredith said with a roll of her eyes.

“Oh like you wouldn’t have if you hadn’t met McDreamy.” Izzy told her putting her hands on her hips.

“Let’s leave McDreamy out of this shall we. It’s not like he is actually that good. He’s always smouldering and well just looking at me with those dreamy eyes. And why in god’s name do we get passionate in elevators?” she muttered. “Maybe for once, for one tiny moment I would like a bed and flowers and romance but no I get to have my underpants pinned to the notice board.”

Izzy looked at her.

“Those were yours? But Cally said they were hers? Oh My God!” she exclaimed.

Meredith looked at her for a moment before storming off to begin digging again.

Nic caught Izzy’s gaze and then gestured with her head to the tunnel.

“Oh er …yeah!” she said after a moment and started digging herself.

Nic watched her go and took another sip of her orange juice before laying back on the blanket and continuing her sunbathing.