The Beast Within

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Sorry about the long gap between chapters

Heres next one We pick up the story where we last left off.

Elijah has fell back into a near by chair and is rocking backwards and forwards and is blabbing insanely.

A hysterical Charlie and an embarrassed Watson are fanning a delirious Elijah down with their caps.

Watson, “Oh do come on Elijah get a grip”

Charlie, “Oh my God this is so much fun”

Charlie unable to control herself any longer lets out a loud belly laugh learning forward.

Watson, “Charlie can you control yourself please and fan Elijah’s face please?”

Elijah is muttering to himself.

Elijah, “where’s his clothes? Good lord Jesus wept”

Indi, “Oh babe your sexiness seems to have made a man of God to lose it”

Heath, “Well what can I say?”

Watson, “When will he come back to us and stop this blabbing?”

Sid, “Don’t worry his just in a state of shock that’s all Watson”

Just then the bathroom door opens Marilyn come dashing into the living room.

Marilyn, “Sid that’s it I’m fed up of waiting for you now I went into that shower feeling really horny”

Dex, “Err Marilyn”

Marilyn, “Yes I know Dex before you say anything I was feeling so frisky when I went in thinking your dad would join me that I forgot a towel”

Watson pushes a laughing Charlie in front of a blabbing Elijah as she doesn’t want to add more shock to him.

Marilyn stands there hands on her hips glaring at Sid.

Marilyn, “Well Sid where the hell were you?”

Sid, “Marilyn just go put some clothes on please I think I need to go lie down in a very dark room for the next 2 months to get over all this wackiest”

Dex, “Did you hear that Indi? I’m the man of the house for the next two months while Dad goes into hyphenation”

A loud wail of laughter erupts from Charlie causing her to slap her knees.

Elijah catches a glimpse of a naked Marilyn.

Elijah, “Good Lord Jesus Christ and banish the Holy Ghost where in Gods name are you clothes Marilyn?”

Watson, “Oh great I think Elijah is losing the will to cope here”

Sid, “GO GET DRESSED MARILYN WILL YOU?”

Marilyn, “Ok Sid Jesus don’t get your pant a looms in a twist”

A very thoughtful Heath is stood next to Indi thinking very hard suddenly a very witty comment hits him.

Elijah has grabbed Watson round her waist still blabbing like a baby.

Heath, “Hey Elijah dude didn’t no one tell you we are having a orgy”

Elijah, “So that’s why your naked as is Marilyn the two of you are having a orgy with Sid in the shower?”

Heath nodded.

Heath, “Do you want to come join us?”

Elijah, “Good God no I’m too innocent for that kind of thing”

Heath, “Oh that’s what they all say”

Indi laughs and hits Heath.

Indi, “shut up will you look at the poor man you will make his head explode”

Elijah has tears rolling down his face and is seriously shaken he looks up at Watson.

Elijah’s mind finally snaps.

Elijah, “I don’t like this mummy can we go now?”

Watson, “Oh for God sake man get a grip I’m not your god dam mummy I’m your potential girlfriend”

Elijah, “I want my mummy I’m getting very sacred here there’s all these naked people talking about orgy’s its bastion to my ears”

Watson, “Well if you’re sacred of a bit of sex….”

Elijah starts to cry.

Charlie, “Oh dear he has really lost his grip on reality since seeing you naked Heath”

Heath, “Well I am one good specimen of a man”

Dex, “Dad I’m looking totally normal right now aren’t I?”

Sid, “Oh yes”

Just then a text comes through on Charlie’s phone.

Charlie “Wooo I wonder if that is Ruby letting me know I’m a rich woman from selling those sliver bullets on eBay

Heath, “Sliver Bullets?”

Charlie, “Yes before Elijah turned into a blabbing baby he banged on about a werewolf living here in town”

Heath had the urge to do a frightened bark instead he starts to whimper quietly.

Heath, “That’s one fruit loop you have there”

Charlie, He sure is but Watson here seems taken with him”

Watson, “Hey at least I don’t have commitment issues thank you very much”

Charlie bows her head with embarrassment and reads her text.

“Hey Babe can you come me for a roll in the hay? Brax”

Charlie, “Sorry guys just have to go and act unprofessionally for a couple of minutes”

Watson, “what you act unprofessionally never”

Charlie laughs.

Charlie, “Yeah I know I can’t help myself but seriously you know I’m a really good cop and wouldn’t do anything to jeopardise my job”

Watson, “Yeah ok was only joking what’s so important that you have to leave me with this man sized baby?”

Elijah is sucking his thumb.

Charlie, Errrrr Ruby is….”

Watson, “Yes?”

Charlie, “She thought she saw a UFO”

Watson, “Charlie if your going to lie to me at least try to make it believable”

Charlie, “It is Ruby was coming over to the farm to see Dex”

Dex, “She was?”

Charlie, “Yes she likes you”

Dex, “She does?”

Indi, “Since when I thought she liked Romeo?”

Charlie, “Well you know Ruby”

Indi, “Well as long as she doesn’t come after my beast of a man here I’m happy and it will stop Dex admiring my hot man here”

Heath, “Oh babe you are funny calling me a beast he only comes out to play sometimes”

Dex, “Oh is your beast green does he come out when you get angry?”

Heath, “Dex I hate to break this to you but the Incredible Hulk is pretend Brax told me”

Dex, “Oh shame I could see you with a green tan”

Charlie, “Oh well I better go and check it out Ruby said the UFO is by the hay bails”

Watson, “Well if you bump into a hot guy out there, have a quick roll in the hay for me”

Charlie, “Oh yes”

Watson, “Charlie you look like you have been busted don’t worry I was only joking again”

Charlie, “Well I’ll be off to roll…I mean just off to get on top of the situation”

With that Charlie rushes off for her hay date with Brax.

Elijah is looking up at Watson his arms out stretched.

Indi laughs.

Indi, “I think he wants to be picked up”

Watson, “You must be joking he would break my back”

Indi, “Babe I never thought your nakedness would shock anyone back to their early years”

Heath, “Well babe this slender breath taking body has had its many different affects on people”

Indi, “Don’t I know it”

Heath, “Oh yes baby I’m a gift from the Gods themselves”

Sid, “I wouldn’t go that far”

Watson, “No Elijah I will not be picking you up for a cuddle”

Elijah looks up at her with puppy eyes his bottom lip starts to tremble.

Watson, Elijah snap out of it you’re a grown man it’s not my fault a naked man turns you into a man sized baby”

Elijah turns on the water works with great force but the worst is yet to come everyone jumps as a loud farting sound comes from Elijah’s pants.

Dex, “People I think Elijah has just soiled himself”

Watson, “Elijah have you just crapped yourself?”

Elijah nods slowly.

Watson, “Oh my God”

Heath barks in all the excitement.

Everyone turns to look at him.

Heath, “What I’m just trying to lighten the mood”

Everyone turns back to Elijah.

Watson, “What do I do now? Sorry about this Sid”

Sid, “I’m pasted caring now”

Indi, “Hang on guys don’t worry I know what to do”

Everyone looks at her.

Indi, “We can clean Elijah up in the shower”

Watson, “What about clean clothes?”

Indi, “We have some nappies left over from we had George”

Dex, “Yeah but I don’t think they are man sized nappies Indi”

Indi, “Think positive Dex”

So after Elijah had been cleaned up in the shower much to Watson’s embarrassment of helping him wash (the others had said she was the one to do it as Elijah had formed a very loving attachment to her.)

Indi, “Here have this to suck on to stop his crying”

Indi hands Watson a dummy.

Watson, “Oh I have had enough of this”

She slaps Elijah hard round the face.

Elijah looks shaken and very shocked by the pain soaring through his cheek.

Elijah, “Watson my good woman what on earth has gotten into you?”

Watson, “Oh so you’re back with us now and no longer a blabbing mess”

Elijah, “I have no idea what you are on about woman, now Sid as I was saying Marilyn is a werewolf where is she?”

Sid, “She’s in the bedroom getting dressed”

Heath, “Still I forgot she was even here”

Dex, “That’s women for you dude takes them at least 2 hours to get ready isn’t that right Indi?”

Indi, “Shut up Dex”

Elijah, “Ok well when she comes out Charlie here will shoot her with one of my hand crafted sliver bullets”

Elijah, “Isn’t that right Charlie?”

Heath, “She’s not here dude”

Elijah, “Where….?”

Dex, “Seeing to a UFO sighting”

Elijah, “Oh really sounds like great fun”

Watson, “Oh no don’t get him started on UFO’s too Dex”

Elijah, “Oh no Watson I don’t believe in all that UFO nonsense”

Watson, “But you believe in Werewolves?”

Elijah, “Of course I do they are real”

Watson, “Of course they are”

Elijah stands up.

Elijah, “So glad you think so to Watson….”

Elijah walks strangely to the door lifting his legs high.

Elijah, “OH MY GOOD LORD JESUS CHRIST AND BANISH THE HOLY GHOST I’M WEARING A GOD FRINGING NAPPY”

Elijah is in such shock he walks into the door frame knocking his head dizzily he staggers round.

Watson, “Come on Elijah after all the drama tonight I think we will go”

Sid, “We will help you Indi, Dex come and help Elijah out”

Sid, Indi, and Dex leave Heath laughing alone in the living room.

Meanwhile in a flied by the hay barn Charlie and Brax are flirting.

Brax, “Thanks for that roll about in the hay Sergeant Buckton”

Charlie, “Any time you bad boy”

Brax, “Fancy me dating a cop with all those insane rumours going around that I run a drugs run from this very farm anyone would think I had planned it”

Charlie, “I know I would believe it about Heath but not you. You would never use me or mutilate me just because of my position of being a cop”

Brax, “No way babe you would know if I was your one of the best cops ever”

They go to kiss each other but the hear the sound of people approaching.

Charlie goes into cop mode pretending to hate Brax.

Charlie, “Now listen I will get you in the end”

Brax, “You’re a very fiery woman”

Charlie, “Shut up you piece of crap”

Charile hits at Brax chest

Brax, “Oooooooh I am very sacred”

Charlie quickly jumps back.

Charlie, “Oh hi guys look who I have bumped into”

Dex, “Have you two been rolling in the hay its in your hair Charlie”

Brax quickly runs off while Charlie is trying to dig herself out of the hole she has made for herself.

Charlie, “Yes we have……….. I mean no of course not I had to tackle Brax in the hay barn it got very physical”

Watson rolls her eyes.

Watson, “I bet it did anyway we are going call it a night Elijah here cant take any more excitement”

Elijah, “I’m wearing a fringing nappy Charlie can you believe that?”

Charlie rolls her eyes.

Charlie, “I wouldn’t put nothing past you Elijah”

With that Indi, Sid and Watson lead Elijah to the police car.

Dex stands there grinning at Charlie.

Charlie, “What?”

Dex, “You and Brax was getting freaky in the hay weren’t you?”

Charlie, “No”

Charlie blushes.

Dex, “Charlie your blushing”

Charlie, “Must be a reaction to the hay”

Dex, “Or a reaction to Brax?”

Charlie, “DEXTER”

Dex, “I liked your pretend fight you were having very convincing piece of acting Oscar winning I would say”

Charlie blushes again and runs over to the others helping Elijah into the car.

Dex dreamily looks over to the Living room window of the farm house watching Heath standing their flexing his muscles and posing.

Dex starts to walk taking in the naked sight of Heath his so lost in his lust for him Dex doesn’t spot the tree.

Smack Dex crushes his nose against the sharp and hard trunk.

Dex, “OUCH”

With Elijah in the police car Indi and Sid rush back to Dex.

Indi, “Only you could walk into a tree Dex”

Dex, “Who put the tree there”

Indi, “Nature”

Sid, “Come on Dex I will take you to hospital looks like your nose is broken”

Indi, “I’ll come too will I get Marilyn?”

Sid, “No I’m sure she will be happy with Heath until we get back”

Back in the house.

Marilyn, “Sorry everyone cant believe its took me over two hour to decide what to wear”

A deep demanding voices answers.

Heath, “Marilyn can I say you look very tasty”

Marilyn, “Why thank you Heath your could dishy yourself”

Heath, “You look almost as good to eat I could gobble you up right now”

Marilyn is shocked to see a nearly transformed Heath standing licking his lips glaring at her.

Marilyn, “Heath I know I like a man with a lot of chest hair but that’s a bit too much for me your very hairy you need shave

Heath/ his inner beast glares at her his claws are shiny and sharp.

Heath, “DINNER TIME”

With Marilyn Screams and runs from the house arms raised over her head.

Sid, Indi, and Dex and the others watch from their police car.

Sid, “Marilyn wait what’s up?”

Marilyn rushes past and shouts.

Marilyn, “His got long claws and is hairy”

Indi, “Who is?”

Dex “Wolverine must of popped in for a visit”

Indi, “Oh his hot”

Everyone just looks on baffled watching Marilyn dashing off across the fields.

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Hey Everyone sorry for the long wait

Thanks for the feedback glad this story is entertaining people

Chapter 12

The scene opens gazing upon the open felids of The Walkers farm. Everyone is watching Marilyn baffled running across the fields screaming at the top of her lungs.

Indi, What do you think that’s about Dad?”

Sid looks dazed and slowly looks at his daughter.

Sid, “Am I in a dream or something?”

Elijah quickly leaps out of the police car and pats him on the back.

Elijah, “No my good man you are in a living nightmare maybe Marilyn is off to meet with the others”

Sid, “What others?”

Elijah, “Her pack of course werewolves hunt in packs”

Sid, “Yes maybe Marilyn is a really social person”

Sid slaps his forehead.

Sid, “Now hang on what am I saying? Marilyn hasn’t got a pack”

Elijah, “How do you mean Sid my good man?”

Sid, “Because my batty revered…”

Elijah, “Yes my over qualified doctor”

Sid sighs.

Sid, “Because Marilyn is no werewolf”

Elijah, “Would you be willing to place a bet on that?”

Sid, “I am not betting you that my girlfriend is a werewolf get real anyway don’t you believe gambling is a sin?”

Elijah, “Yes but I cant resist the temptation anyway I will give my winning to charity”

Dex, “Excuse me guys but in case you have forgotten I have a broken nose here”

Indi, “who’s fault is that?”

Dex, “Natures for growing that tree over there. I was only walking watching a wondrous sight until bloody nature stuck her oar in”

Indi, “Oh I wonder what this wondrous sight was?”

Dex, “I was watching some chipmunks at their mating habits”

Indi, “Ah chipmunks was it was one named Heath?”

Dex, “Heath what a stupid name for a chipmunk, Anyway Heath is too sexy to be a chipmunk his suturing round naked in our living room flexing his hot muscles as we speak”

Dex slaps a hand over his mouth and looks round at everyone.

Indi, “So you were watching Heath then?”

Dex, “Who wouldn’t watch him?”

Indi, “Dex you really need to stop peeving at my boyfriend”

Dex, “I’m not peeving just admiring your taste in men”

Sid, “Come on guys we really need to get to the hospital”

Dex, “It’s about time”

Elijah stands blocking Sid’s car hands and legs spread wide.

Elijah, “Hang on a min we have a bet to settle Sid my good man will you bet me pleaseee?”

He falls to knees clasping his hands in a praying motion.

Sid, “My word Elijah you have devolved a really bad gambling habit haven’t you?”

Elijah, “I’m just trying to raise the money for the church”

Sid, “Watson I think you need to kick him into shape his a bit strange since finding his faith”

Watson, “Oh don’t you worry I tend to”

Elijah, “Oh I look forward to that very much”

Sid sighs and shakes Elijah’s hand sealing their insane bet.

Elijah, “I thank you as does God”

Sid, “No I thank you this will be the easiest money I have ever made”

Elijah, “Why is that?”

Sid, “Because Marilyn the woman I love is no werewolf”

Dex, “Yeah right the woman you love, I have seen you giving Roo that seduce smile you want to jump her bones Dad”

Sid, “DEXTER get in the car”

Sid looks out across the landscape.

Sid, “I don’t like leaving Marilyn out there not in her state”

Charlie, “Don’t worry I will go and find her”

Sid, “Thanks Charlie are you sure you wont get distracted by something else?”

Charlie, “And what do you mean by that?”

Charlie stands before Sid frowning hands on her hips.

Sid, “Err sorry Charlie I didn’t mean to upset you I meant you might get distracted by another case”

Charlie, “No I wont get distracted by something else thank you Sid”

Watson, “No she wont get distracted by something she might by a someone through”

Charlie glares at Watson.

Charlie, “I am very good at my job thank you my mind never wanders I get on top of things very quickly”

Watson, “Don’t we know it?”

Elijah, “Ladies, Ladies can you stop fighting please, unless you are going to have a cat fight are you going to have a cat fight?”

Charlie and Watson shout together.

“OH YOU WOULD ENJOY THAT WOULDN’T YOU ELIJAH?”

Elijah, ”Yes I must say I would”

Watson, “Well you can go and ………..”

Sid, “I would like to see it too”

Charlie and Watson turn to look at Sid and both shout together.

“SID”

Sid blushes and looks ashamed.

Dex, “Didn’t you ladies know my dad is a ladies man at heart?”

Sid, “Shut up Dex and sit still your dripping blood everywhere we will soon look like a couple of Texas Chainsaw Massacre victims”

Dex, “Well we aren’t exactly rushing are we my nose holds a lot of blood STEP ON IT”

Sid, “Indi will you hold Dex’s nose back and stop him moving about please? Indi are you there?”

Dex, “She’s fainted from the sight of my bleeding face Dad”

Sid, “Oh great”

Sid then drives off with son who looks like he belongs in a horror movie and his fainted daughter laying sprawled across her brother.

Meanwhile in the corn flied Marilyn is sat in amongst the corn. She pulls back a strand of corn her eyes darting back and forth peeking through she spots someone rushing towards her.

Colleen, “Hello who’s there show yourself or I will batter you to death with this corn on cob”

Colleen moves closer and bends forwards so her eyes are on the same level as Marilyn peeking through the corn strands.

Colleen steps back slowly raising the corn on the cob above her head.

Colleen, “I can see you what on earth are you doing?”

Brax at this very moment is creeping through the corn and he spots the two women he grins to himself thinking of the fun he was going to have.

Colleen, “Who are you?”

Marilyn is too sacred to answer but is shocked when she hears a male voice answer for her.

Brax, “I’m Clark Kent I was sent to this planet by my father Jor-EI I’m a alien I have come to protect the earth”

Colleen, “Your Superman?”

Brax, “Why thank you Colleen I am rather super”

Brax climbs to his feet laughing.

Brax, “You alright there Colleen?”

Colleen, “Oh I hate you riverboys”

Brax, “Well I will be off you know things to do and places to be”

Brax runs off.

Colleen feeling wary raises her corn of the cob over her head getting ready to strike.

Marilyn, “NO DON’T PLEASE DON’T EAT ME”

Colleen, “Eat you Marilyn is that you? the only thing you will be eating is my casserole I have brought over for Doctor Walker for helping me with that nasty foot infection last month”

Marilyn, “His a werewolf”

Colleen, “Who Dr Walker?”

Marilyn, “No Indi’s boyfriend”

Colleen, “Romeo surely not his not that interesting”

Marilyn, “No Heath”

Colleen, “So his the one who came close to eating me in my mobile home that night I heard him growling so I rushed to get Miles and then we found Heath naked by a tree”

Marilyn, “what did you do?”

Colleen, “Well Miles gave him a Marijuana leaf to cover his modesty”

Marilyn sighs.

Marilyn, “Poor Dex not only is he confused about his sexuality he fancies a right dog”

Colleen, “What will we do?”

Marilyn, “Maybe we can kill Heath?”

Colleen, “What with?”

Marilyn, “Your casserole maybe he will get food poisoning”

Colleen slaps Marilyn.

Meanwhile in the safety of Summer Bay House.

VJ sits nervously next to Leah on the sofa Miles is busy cooking.

VJ, “Errr Mum I want to have a chat about…..”

Leah looks alarmed and quickly gets up.

Leah, “Miles let me take over the cooking”

Miles, “Errr ok but……….”

Leah, “VJ wants to have THE CHAT”

Miles, “THE CHAT” ?

Leah, “Yes you know THE CHAT

Miles, “Oh no come on Leah why me I will be rubbish at THE CHAT”

Leah, “Why you know how the birds and the bees work”

Miles, “Yeah errrr but good God but….”

Leah, “No buts VJ don’t worry Miles is coming”

VJ, “Err Ok”

Miles walks over to the sofa with a insane grin on his face trying to hide his embarrassment.

Miles, “Alright VJ your mum tells me you a chat”

VJ, “That’s right but why do I have to talk to you about it?”

Miles, “Well VJ when a man and woman love each other very much they want to express their love by pleasuring each other….”

VJ, “Wow stop please I know all about sex Miles”

Miles, “You do?”

VJ “Of course I am 13 and there is a thing called the internet and television”

Miles, “Oh I see well I hope you have deleted your browser history”

VJ, “Ewwwwwww I don’t look at porn Miles”

Miles, “I believe you thousands wouldn’t”

VJ, “Shut up Miles”

Miles looks alarmed.

VJ, “I want a dog Lilly has one and I thought maybe she would like me better if I had one too”

Miles, “Oh a dog I’m sure that would be fine”

VJ, “Mum’s sacred of them”

The story now picks up in the Buckton household.

Ruby, “Thank God I found you Casey”

Casey, “I was only on the beach”

Ruby, “Did you feel the connection as our eyes meet across the sand too?”

Casey, “Guess so but aren’t you with Romeo”

Ruby gives Casey a confused look she seems to have forgotten who Romeo is.

Ruby, “Romeo who? Oh Romeo”

Ruby, “I thought he would be the love of my life but I was wrong”

Casey, “Who is?”

Ruby, “Casey you’re the love of my life now”

Casey, “Cool”

They both kiss.

Back on the farm.

Brax, “Hey sexy”

Charlie, “Oh Brax I can’t right now I’m looking for Marilyn I promised I wouldn’t get distracted”

Brax, “Well just lie that’s what I do”

Charlie, “I can’t lie”

Brax, “Sure you can its easy here we go I am just using you for sex to get what I want”

Charlie, “Nice lie Mr but you would never do that”

Brax grins.

Charlie, “I must say your at this farm a lot”

Brax, “I like the scenery such a nice place to write a novel”

Charlie, “Your writing a novel?”

Brax, “Yep”

Charlie, “Oh there’s so much I don’t know about you”

Brax, “You have no idea babe now lets go and have sex in the hay barn again”

Romeo knocks on the Walkers front door feeling smug.

Romeo says to himself.

Romeo, “Indi will take me back even after I slept with Ruby Indi cant resist me, she’s such a sucker, maybe I will ask her to marry me and she will say yes because I’m great maybe we will get married in Hawaii”

Heath is inside fully transformed as a wolf.

Heath/ Wolf looks through the window and quickly dashes upstairs and puts on one of Indi’s dressing growns

Heath tries to put on his best woman’s voice.

Heath, “Come in Romeo is that you its me Indi”

Romeo enters the house.

Romeo, “Indi I’m sorry I…..”

Heath, “Come and show me how sorry you are in the bedroom”

Romeo really you want to….

Romeo, “She really is a sucker”

Heath, “Oh yes I really want you Romeo” under his breath “I really want to eat you”

Romeo, “Cool I’m coming up”

Romeo throws his clothes off as he runs up the stairs.

Heath licks his lips drool running down his chin his stomach is rumbling with hunger.

Romeo stands in the doorway to Indi’s room in nothing but his boxer shorts.

Romeo, “Indi?”

Heath, “Yes my beefcake?”

Romeo, “What big eyes you have”

Heath, “All the better to see you with sexy”

Romeo, “What a big mouth you have”

Heath, “All the better to kiss you with sexy”

Romeo, What sharp teeth you have”

Heath, “All the better to eat you with”

Romeo, “Err come again sorry?”

Heath quickly rips a chunk out of Romeo’s arm.

Romeo, “Ouch I dare you to do that again”

Heath, “You taste very plain Romeo boring inside and out I see”

Romeo then screams as Heath has him for his dinner.

A few hours later.

The walkers have returned from the hospital.

Indi walks into her room Heath grins back at her, he has buried Romeo’s bones in the back yard and has pinched his clothes as he doesn’t have any of his own.

Indi, “Hey babe sorry we took so long have you had anything to eat you must be starving?”

Heath, “Yeah I had a takeaway”

Indi, “What did you have?”

Heath, “Not really sure tasted like chicken was quite plain and boring really”

Indi hugs him and kisses him, luckily Heath has brushed his teeth with a very minty toothpaste Indi is overwhelmed with his minty breath.

Indi pulls away.

Indi “Ah you taste very minty babe”

Heath, “Why thank you”

Indi, “You are funny”

Heath grins.

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Hey Guys

Heres the next chapter hope this cheers you up if you are feeling down right now.

I have 2 more chapters to write for this story which is sad.

Chapter 13

Miles and VJ stand there holding back laughter as they watch Leah face expression change from being calm to being petrified. As the shopkepper presents her with the choice of dogs on offer.

Shopkeeper, “How about this one?”

She brings forward a Rottweiler.

Leah jumps back.

Leah, “Yeah er yeah”

Miles, “Yes Leah you look happy with that choice”

Leah, “Shut up Miles will you?”

VJ, “Oh go on Mum can I have him?”

Leah, “Errr”

Shopkeeper, “Madam I must say you seem very sacred”

Leah tries to laugh the shopkeeper’s suggest of being sacred off.

Leah, “What me nooo never”

Miles and VJ both cough and cover the mouths and say.

Miles/VJ , “She is”

Leah, “I’m sorry what was that you two?”

Miles, “Oh nothing baby you just love dogs so much”

VJ, “Yes Mum your not a chicken or anything”

With that Miles and VJ start to walk round the shop while flapping their arms and making chicken noises.

Leah looks round the shop nervously as other customers start to laugh.

Leah, “Shut up you two I’m not that bad really”

Miles lets out a loud gawking noise in Leah ear.

Leah, “Miles VJ can you stop this your embarrassing me”

Miles and VJ both collapse against some empty animal cages laughing their heads off. Pasting customer slap them on their back congratulating them for giving them a good laugh. One customer solemnly looks at Miles and shakes his head.

Customer, “You will be in the dog house after this for a long time”

Miles, “Ah very good one very fitting joke in the dog house”

Miles grins.

Customer, “Oh yeah wrong choice of words sorry”

The Customer bursts out laughing as does Miles and VJ. Leah glares at them.

The Customer quickly rushes off at a fast pace as Leah’s dragger look scares him.

Leah, “I don’t know why you think I’m sacred of dogs”

VJ, “Jezz mum you don’t?”

Miles, “Hmm it might be because you look like your going to wet yourself every time your shown a dog”

Leah, “Shut up Miles your sacred of clowns”

Miles, “I am not”

VJ, “You are actually”

Miles, “Hey quiet you your spouse to be on my side”

VJ, “I am but when I used to watch that old birthday video from Dad you hid behind the sofa”

Miles, “Naa I did that to cheer you up in case you cried”

Leah, “Getting back to the point here I would like you two to admit I haven’t got a dog phobia”

Miles, “Ok we will and we will just ignore that shaking your doing there”

As the sounds of the barking round Leah grew louder she started to tremble.

Leah, “I’m shaking from anger I’m feeling towards you two right now saying I’m sacred of dogs when I’m not I mean come on get serious”

Miles and VJ sigh.

Shop keeper, “Excuse me Madam to be fair you have been here for three hours now and you haven’t even stroked one yet or even come close to choosing one”

Leah, “I advise you to keep quiet or I will speak to your supervisor”

Shop Keeper, “You can his only over there”

Leah spots her supervisor who is waving across at them.

Supervisor, “I must say I agree you look petrified Madam”

Leah, “Right then here I go does everyone want me to stroke a goddam dog just to prove to everyone I don’t have this ridiculous fear”

Everyone nods.

Leah edges her way towards Doberman Picher feeling everybody’s eyes burning into the back of her head.

Leah, “Stay calm now a quick stroke that’s all it is its not as if I’m going to die is it?”

Leah felt her heart beat hard in her chest as she stenches her arm out toward the Doberman. She could feel herself start to sweat she turns to grin at everyone watching.

Everyone grinned back and nodd towards the waiting dog.

As Leah’s hand edges closer she screws her eyes shut tightly. She can now feel the dogs breath on her fingertips. God she was so hot and sacred she had the strongest feeling that she needs the toilet her heart is beating really fast. She opens one eye a faction and looks at the dog in the cage in the its eye she quickly closes her eye again nearly there she thinks she feels the touch of fur under her fingernails.

Miles and VJ looked across at the shopkeeper a worried look on her face.

Mouthing the words to the shop keeper.

Miles/VJ, “What’s wrong?”

The shop keeper starts to shake her head and arms fanatically.

Leah was sat couching before the cage saying to herself.

Leah, “Oh its not that bad actually why am I so sacred its silly really VJ I think I have found the dog for you”

VJ, “ER Mum”

Leah, “Don’t tell me you don’t like him now his a friendly fellow I….”

The shopkeeper screams.

Shopkeeper, “MADAM DON’T STORKE BORIS HE BITES”

Leah, “No his not his licking me”

Shopkeeper, “His getting ready too Madam”

Miles with a horrified look on his face says.

Miles, “It looks like his tasting you first”

Leah, “Oh Miles you are silly sometimes”

Boris stops licking Leah’s hand and pulls back bearing his teeth.

Shopkeeper, “Madam I advise you to remove your fingers right now”

Leah, “Will everyone stop panicking It’s fine I……..”

The noise of nashing teeth can be heard as Boris goes in for the bite.

Leah, “Oh my”

Miles, “Leah are you ok did he get you?”

Leah who is staring at her hand in shock glances up at Miles and says.

Leah, “Miles I think I have wet myself”

Leah then faints.

A few hours later at Summer Bay House.

Miles has laid Leah on the sofa. Miles and VJ watches her as she comes round.

Miles, “Hey you”

Leah, “Hey what happened?”

VJ, “You nearly had my hand bitten off trust you mum to find the only dog in the shop that bites”

Leah, “Has your Mum nearly being eaten put you off having a dog now VJ?”

Miles mutters to himself.

Miles, “Oh come on you weren’t nearly eaten”

Leah, “I’m sorry Miles what was that?”

Miles holds his hands up.

Miles, “Oh I was just saying to myself that I think your really pretty”

Leah, “Oh good for a second I thought you might have been disagreeing with me?”

Miles, “NEVER I would never do that I value my life to much”

Leah smiles at Miles and turns to VJ.

Leah, “Well has seeing you’re Mum nearly being eaten alive put you off getting a dog?”

VJ, “Oh no I still want one”

Leah sighs.

Leah, “Why do you want one so bad?”

VJ blushes.

VJ, “Oh I don’t know do you have to ask me that I can’t tell you”

Miles, “I can its to impress a girl”

Leah, “Oh yes who?”

VJ, “I cant tell you that”

Miles, “Lilly”

Leah, “No I don’t like lilies Miles”

VJ, “You don’t oh great”

Leah, “No I don’t”

Miles, “Lilly really why on earth don’t you like…”

Leah, “Gives me hay fever”

Miles and VJ look at each other confused.

Miles, “Lilly gives you hay fever but she’s a human being”

Leah, “Lilies are flowers Miles”

Miles, “No we are talking about Gypsy’s daughter Lilly”

Leah laughs.

Leah, “Oh yeah she’s nice”

Miles and VJ look at each other.

VJ, “Yes Mum Lilly I thought you had gone bonkers for a while there”

Leah, “I was only teasing I knew really who you meant”

Miles and VJ together. “Sure you did”

Leah, “Anyway cant you impress Lilly some other way?”

VJ, How she’s so pretty and I go shy with her and…”

Miles, “Get a car”

VJ, “Miles that’s a great idea but I’m 13”

Miles, “That is true”

Leah, “Just be yourself VJ”

Miles starts laughing and looks very excited rubbing his hand together.

Miles, “Go on show her”

VJ, “I do have another way to impress her actually”

Leah, “Oh what is that?”

VJ pulls a snake from behind his back.

Leah looks at her son in shock.

VJ, “After you fainted Miles brought me a snake to say sorry about not getting a dog”

Miles, “Go on touch it”

VJ throws the snake on top of his mother.

Leah screams and faints again.

VJ, “I wasn’t expecting that its only a rubber snake”

Meanwhile at the Farm House.

Sid, “Er Romeo will you past me the paper please?”

Heath, “Why are you calling me Romeo surely I’m not that wooden”

Sid, “Romeo just give me the…”

Sid blinks and shakes his head.

Sid, “Heath sorry I didn’t see you there”

Heath, “Why not are you going blind or something?”

Sid, “No I… why on earth have you got Romeo’s clothes on?”

Dex, “I wondered that too”

Indi, “Yeah I didn’t know how to ask you that question babe”

Sid, “Where are you clothes Heath?”

Heath, “I don’t know I think I lost them”

Indi, “You do that a lot don’t you?”

Dex, “How do you lose your clothes?”

Heath, “Maybe I didn’t lose them”

Sid, “Where are they then?”

Heath, “Maybe I gave them away to charily”

Everyone chokes on their breakfast.

Heath looks round and says.

Heath, “What”

Sid, “You’re a River Boy Heath”

Heath, “So what?”

Sid, “Now I might be wrong here but I can’t see the River Boys giving their clothes away to charity somehow”

Indi gets up as there is a knock from the door.

Indi, “Babe its Casey”

Heath, “Yo bro”

Indi, “Well I’ll leave you two to it I will go and make myself look sexy for you”

Indi skips out.

Sid “Yes I’m off now too I can feel and long session with my bowels coming honestly this constipation is driving me mad”

Sid vanishes to the bathroom with his paper.

Nobody notices Dex still sitting there.

Casey, “Heath Brax wants to see you there’s a big shipment of ……”

Casey spots Dex trying to listen.

Casey, “Well you know what I’m talking about Heath”

Heath looks confused.

Casey sighs.

Casey, “Oh you really are a dumbass Heath…”

Casey stops talking and stares at Heath.

Heath grins.

Casey, “Er they aren’t your clothes”

Heath, “What is it with everyone’s obsessed with clothes in this town will I just strip will that make everyone happy”

Dex, “Oh yes”

Heath shakes his fist at Dex and growls.

Casey, “Oh stop trying to act tough will you hang on now their Romeo’s clothes aren’t they?”

Heath growls louder and slams his hand down on the table causing Dex to jump causing him to fall off his chair.

Heath says in his demanding voice.

Heath, “Yes their Romeo’s clothes”

Dex jumps to his feet dusting himself off and flips a notepad from his shirt pocket and starts walking round the table.

Dex, “Hmmm where is Romeo and how have you got his clothes?”

Heath, “I don’t know maybe they just fell off his body and I picked them up”

Dex scribes onto his note pad.

Dex, “Yes Heath but not very likely Romeo is a human being not a snake he doesn’t shred his skin you see”

Heath, “I don’t know maybe he grew to big for them and they didn’t fit anymore”

Dex, “I know Romeo is tall dude but last time I saw him in wasn’t having a growth sprout”

Heath, “I don’t know about his clothes then but maybe he has blended into the wood work”

Dex, “Well thank you I have taken note your points down on this notepad and I have to the collusion that your lying”

Heath grins.

Heath, “Ok do you want me to tell you the truth?”

Casey and Dex nod.

Heath grins sitting back in his seat patting his stomach and burps.

Dex, “Well?”

Heath, “His in there”

Casey, “Where?”

Heath gestures towards his stomach.

Dex, “What’s he doing in there?”

Heath, “Well not much”

Casey, “What are you talking about are you drunk?”

Heath, “I eat him”

Casey, “Of course you did”

Dex, “What did he taste like?”

Heath, “Chicken quite plain really”

Dex, “No shock there”

Sid comes down the stairs a look of relief on his face.

Sid, “Phew I wouldn’t go in the bathroom for a while if I was you I dropped a stinker in there”

Dex, “Dad Heath has eaten Romeo”

Sid grins and rushes over to Heath grabbing his hand and shakes it hard.

Sid, “Well Done you good man I was worried he was going try and get back with Indi but that you have eaten him he cant”

Heath looks shocked.

Heath, “Well thank you doc”

Sid, “Yeah I never liked Romeo really…”

Sid stops and stares at Heath.

Sid, “Hang on you what to Romeo?”

Heath, “Had him for dinner tasted like chicken”

Sid sighs and faints.

Outside the farmhouse Marilyn and colleen stand on the doorstep.

Colleen, “Are you sure about this?”

Marilyn, “Just a min I think we will add a bit of this”

Colleen holds her casserole out to Marilyn.

Colleen, “Whats that your adding to my great cooking?”

Marilyn tips the contents of a bottle which holds a mystery mixture inside.

Marilyn, “Oh some hair spray and shampoo got it from my hair salon”

Colleen, “Oh nice is it poisonous?”

Marilyn, “Well we have to see hopefully Heath will eat some”

Colleen laughs as she pushes her poisonous casserole through the letter box.

Dex head pops up to the sound of the flapping letter box.

Dex, “Wooooooo exciting free posted casserole”

Dex runs to collect the casserole licking his lips.

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Hey Guys

Chapter 14

Dex is sat at the dinner table tucking into the Colleen’s casserole.

Casey, “Wow dude remember to breath between mouthfuls”

Heath, “Looks like his really enjoying it”

Indi comes into the kitchen in a mini skirt. Her eyes are plastered with eye liner as is her face with make up. Her lips are rosy red from the lipstick that she is wearing.

Indi, “Who’s Enjoying what?”

Casey and Heath turned to look at Indi but quickly turn back to watch Dex scoffing the casserole.

Casey, “Oh hi Indi”

Heath, “Hi babe”

Indi quickly glides over to Heath and throws her arms round his neck and slowly wraps one of her legs round his wrist. As she looks up at him smiling she says in a huskily whisper.

Indi, “Hi yourself”

Heath, “Er hi are you alright?”

Heath then goes back to watch Dex.

Indi, “Aren’t you excited to see me?”

Heath, “Excited? Er guess so”

Indi, “Maybe you will be when I touch you here”

Indi goes to stroke his trouser snake.

Heath, “WOW what are you doing woman? Your names not Ruby”

Heath knocks her hand away.

Casey, “Hey that’s my chick your insulting there”

Heath grins.

Indi pouts up at Heath.

Indi, “Isn’t this sexy enough for you then?”

Heath, “Sexy? Who’s sexy?”

Casey quickly pokes Heath’s arm laughing.

Casey, “Wow would you look at that look how much his managed to stuff in his mouth now?”

Heath, “Yeah mind you don’t choke Dex”

Casey, “Is he actually chewing or just swallowing it like a duck?”

Heath steps forward a few feet with Indi clinging tightly to his front.

Indi, “Hey watch it”

Heath, “Oh sorry babe forgot you were here”

Indi, “Oh thanks don’t you feel my weight?”

Heath, “No your light as a feather”

Indi, “Oh thanks”

Heath steps back dragging Indi along.

Heath, “Yep Cas his eating that casserole like a duck”

They both laugh. Indi coughs alerting them to her pretence.

Indi, “I’m not hugging you for my heath here babe”

Heath, “Oh right do you want something?”

Indi, “Well yes but I am obviously not looking sexy enough to seduce you”

Heath only hears the word sexy as he watches in fantastion at Dex’s eating habits.

Ruby then knocks at the door.

Ruby, “Can I come in?”

Heath, “Sexy who do you think I find sexy babe?”

Indi Ruby hey………..

Heath, “Well I guess Ruby is kind of sexy she’s not in my league through”

Indi, “NOT RUBY ME”

Indi does a quick twirl while Heath, Casey, and Ruby stand there watching.

Ruby, “Very nice I must say that must of taken you ages”

Indi, “Well thank you Ruby it did take a lot of effort”

In the background Dex can be heard munching on his food.

Indi, “Well you two what do you think have you noticed anything?”

Heath and Casey look at each other confused.

Indi, “Honesty Heath I said I was going to make myself look nice for you”

Heath, “Oh right have you done it yet?”

Indi screams in anger.

Indi, “What do you think?”

Casey pulls him away from the two girls they start to whisper in the corner.

Indi and Ruby shake their heads at each other. Casey and Heath come forward stepping over a fainted Sid on the floor.

Heath, “You look very nice”

Indi, “Oh yeah what’s different”

Heath grins at Casey who nods Heath turns back grinning.

Heath says proudly.

Heath, “Your hair?”

Indi sighs.

Indi, “Nope”

Indi gestures to her outfit that she is wearing.

Heath, “Is it your clothes that are different?”

Indi claps her hands with sarcasm.

Heath snatches his head he was sure she was wearing these clothes when she had left.

Indi, “What do you think of my outfit?”

Heath, “Its different?”

Indi throws her hands over her head.

Indi, “YES”

Heath, “Well it’s really nice but I can’t see any difference from before……”

Indi stands there her hands on her hips glaring at him for his last comment.

Indi, “WHAT’S DIFFERENT?”

Heath jumps back in fright he had never experienced the scorn of a woman’s anger this bad before.

Heath, “Is it the shoes? And the fact you look like the Joker out of Batman with all that make up plastered on your face?”

Heath can hear Casey and Ruby slap their foreheads and mutter the words good grief Heath.

Indi leaps forward slapping Heath’s face. She then falls in the seat next to Dex at the table.

Indi glares up at Heath.

Indi, “GRRRR MEN”

Indi, “Well if you wasn’t distracted by my brother here eating like a pig maybe you might of noticed”

Heath tries to clam Indi by the next comment.

Heath, “Indi did you know Dex eats like a duck?”

Dex looks up for the first time from the casserole bowl.

Dex, “A duck really?”

Dex wipes his mouth with a napkin and burps loudest burp in human history.

Heath, “Yeah very fascinating to watch just like one of those wildlife shows”

Dex, “Well I have got to say that is the tastily casseroles I have ever had. I don’t know what sort of flavouring was in there but they gave it a very nice kick and gave my taste buds a good old treat”

Indi, “That’s very nice. Now Dex tell me something”

Dex, “Yep sure”

Indi, “What’s wrong with Dad?”

Dex, “Oh it’s a good job this casserole came at exactly the right time he decided to faint”

Indi, “Why did he faint?”

Dex, “He found out Heath had eaten Romeo”

There was a moment of silence before everyone said.

Everyone, “I bet that was a boring meal for you Heath”

Heath, “Yeah I have a bad case of ingestion now”

Ruby pulls Casey towards the front door and says.

Ruby, “Lets go Cas I need to find Charlie the buyer from Ebay is coming to pick up those sliver bullets”

Casey, “Er ok aren’t you upset about Romeo through?”

Ruby whispers.

Ruby, “Oh come on Casey you know your brother, Heath probably dreamt it”

They both walk out laughing.

Meanwhile somewhere in the corn filed.

Marilyn, “Do you think Heath has eaten the poisonous casserole yet?”

Colleen, “Well we could go and check the house?”

Marilyn, “Oh no I’m not doing that I might fall for his charms and end up having my head bitten off”

Colleen, “Well Miles is having a barque tonight for Vj’s birthday there will be a lot of people there if Heath isn’t dead he will turn up there for a meal”

Marilyn, “I cant go through I look like a tramp from sitting in this dam corn flied for so long”

Colleen, “Well that’s what I often told my Lancey and look Ironically you are one now”

Marilyn slaps Colleen which results in them both having a fight. Rolling round in the corn pulling at each others hair.

Somewhere else on the farm Ruby and Casey are in search of Charlie but come across Brax instead.

Ruby, “Hey Brax”

Brax jumps and turns to Ruby. He runs over to her.

Brax, “Hey”

Ruby, “How’s your novel coming along?”

Brax, “Novel? What…..”

Ruby, “Charlie said your writing a novel that’s why you here on the farm so much”

Brax, “Oh yes my novel I remember it now silly me”

Ruby, “But I don’t know why you were standing in that flied just now it looks like a manjula crop”

Brax, “Manjula? No way your funny Ruby isn’t she funny Casey?”

Casey, “She is that”

Brax, “Naaa I have made that flied out of models of plastic plants so it only looks like a manjula crop”

Ruby, “Why would you do that?”

Brax, “Inspiration for my novel its about this dodgy gang called errr the Lake Boys getting away with criminal activity because their leader is having it off with a very sexy but gullible police officer called Charlie”

Ruby, “Charlie?”

Brax, “ERRR I mean Charlotte”

Ruby, “So in other words Charlie for short”

Brax gulps.

Brax, “Oh really didn’t think of it like in that way conscience or what?”

Ruby, “When did you see Charlie to tell her about your novel?”

Brax, “Oh boy you ask a lot of questions don’t you?”

Ruby smiles.

Ruby, “That’s having a police officer for an mother for you”

Brax, “She wanted to ask me to go to your school and talk to you about writing”

Ruby, “So you had already told her about your novel before she asked you that?”

Brax, “Errr yeah”

Ruby, “When did you tell first tell Charlie about your novel?”

Brax suddenly steps forward stamping on Ruby’s foot.

Brax, “Oh I am so sorry Ruby”

Ruby, “OUCH”

Casey glares at Brax as he ruffles Ruby’s hair laughing.

Brax, “Why are you looking for Charlie here through?”

Ruby, “She’s working on a case on this farm”

Ruby stomps off angrily dragging Casey behind her.

Brax sighs a sigh of relief. Thank God Charlie was the cop and not Ruby he thought.

Summer Bay House.

Alf, “So how many is that now who have flaming booked out without paying now Miles?”

Miles, “Hundred and twenty”

Alf, “Stone the flaming crows we will go out of flaming business if this carries on”

Miles, “No we wont I found all their wallets”

Alf, “What about our guests I want to wring their flaming necks for doing a runner without paying”

Miles gulps.

Miles, “I didn’t want to tell you this but I have been watching the tv over the last few days”

Alf, “Well that’s ok Miles no need to feel guilty about that”

Miles, “I have been watching the news and there has been reports of guests staying at a local caravan park being eaten by a wolf. I was cleaning the vans the other day and I thought I saw news vans a tv crews outside”

Alf, “So you think our flaming guests have been eaten by a flaming wolf?”

Milles, “I thought it was a different caravan park on the tv, but then again I did see myself being interviewed on tv to say I was a little shock does not even cover it. I remember that day now the tv crew came in and I had give them all a cup of tea and a slice of Leah’s carrot cake. Shame I didn’t give them some gateau really I was saving the carrot cake for the next time Rabbit popped up”

Alf, “Oh Miles you ding bat”

Miles, “I found these too”

Miles holds up a black bin bag.

Alf, “Oh no not body parts in a black bin bag”

Miles, “Alf it’s a bag of clothes, Heath’s clothes they were found all round town”

Heath who happens to be walking past pops his head in the door.

Heath, “Did I hear my name? I’m just dropping Vj off we have been to Wilson beach”

VJ, “Yeah was so cool”

Leah walks in the room from upstairs and grabs VJ by the ear pulling him upstairs shouting at him about how dangerous surfing was at Wilson’s beach.

Miles, “Have you found you clothes yet Heath?”

Heath, “Nope”

Alf, “Why are you always flaming naked?”

Heath, “Well what can I say? I have it so I just flaunt it”

Miles holds up the black bin.

Heath, “You cheeky bustard do I look like a rubbish man to you? Put your own rubbish out”

Miles, “Your clothes”

Heath takes the bag from Miles.

Heath, “Thanks but I think I like the feel of fresh air against my skin now give them to VJ for when he grows older”

Heath drops the bag and runs out.

Alf goes to the door.

Alf, “BYE THEN AND WOULD YOU BE SO KIND TO STOP EATING OUR FLAMING GUESTS”

Miles, “Alf Heath isn’t a wolf”

Alf, “Well his a oddball”

The Buckton household.

There is a knock at the door Charlie rushes to answer it.

Charlie, “Oh hello are you here to pick up the sliver bullets…….. Watson?”

Watson rolls her eyes.

Elijah steps forward into the doorway his cape flowing from behind him.

Elijah, “Charlie my good woman yes I have come for those sliver bullets I have purchased thank you”

Charlie, “You’re my Ebay bidder?”

Elijah, “That’s me”

Charlie, “But it said you lived in Africa?”

Elijah, “Charlie my good woman you really expected someone to travel all the way from Africa to your little house to collect their purchases?”

Charlie, “Well yes that’s what they told me”

Elijah, “Do you always believe what you are told?”

Charlie, “Yes”

Elijah, “But you’re a cop?”

Charlie, “Yes a very trusting cop”

Watson, “You can say that again”

Elijah, “You see Charlie I knew you thought I was batty so I took on a secret online identity and bid for the bullets and what would you know I won”

Watson, “Well you did put a maximum bid of 1 million pounds in”

Elijah, “Well Watson no price is big enough when it comes to saving our world from the plague of demons which threaten its existence”

Watson, “Well when you put it like that”

Elijah, “Well thank you oh and I am sorry about maxing your credit card out if we live through the end of days I will pay you back ok sex kitten?”

Watson, “You better I was planning a grilly shopping trip”

Elijah, “Now Charlie hand over the sliver bullets please”

Charlie handed the bullets to him.

Elijah, “Now lets go”

Charlie, “What now?”

Elijah, “Oh yes the final battle happens tonight”

Charlie, “Final battle?”

Watson, “Oh yes Elijah has said we will come face to face with evil for the final time tonight”

Charlie, “Do you believe him?”

Watson, “Not really but if you can’t beat Elijah you might as well join him”

Elijah, “Watson and me have christened our bed sheets all ready”

Charlie, “Ewww why do I need to know that?”

Elijah, “Charlie I can die happy now I’m no longer a virgin”

Charlie, “Hang on did you say your virgin?”

Elijah, “Yes”

Charlie, “But didn’t you ever sleep with Leah?”

Elijah, “Yes”

Charlie, “So you must of?”

Elijah, “Nope”

Charlie, “What did you do when you two were alone in the bedroom at night then?”

Elijah, “I read the Bible to her and then I went to sleep next to her”

Charlie is about to ask something else but stops.

Charlie, “Hang on did you say you wont die a virgin now?”

Elijah, “Don’t worry I have had a vision from God”

Charlie, “Oh yes and how do things work out?”

Elijah, “Oh we all die painfully and perish at the claws of evil”

Charlie, “Why are we doing this then?”

Elijah, “Well we might as well go out in a blaze of glory”

Charlie grabs her keys as she follows the other two out the door.

Charlie, “Oh what a comforting thought”

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Hey Guys Thanks for the feedback heres the next chapter

Warning sexual references

Chapter 15

Sweet amours of sausages, burgers and steaks float through the air from Miles’s barque. Miles is turning the sausages as he watches Elijah, Charlie and Watson before him.

Miles, “Would you please run that by me again Elijah?”

Elijah stands with his arms crossed with his nose up in the air looking away from Miles.

Watson, “Will you just tell him again Elijah?”

Elijah, “Nope I am not talking to him it’s not my fault his deaf”

Miles, “Elijah please I have told you I’m very sorry about how things worked out for you and Leah but we love each other”

Elijah snorts loudly.

Watson, “ELIJAH will you grow up?”

Elijah, “Fine but know this my arch enemy I might let him eat you tonight”

Miles, “What are you talking about?”

Elijah, “As I said before there is a werewolf in this town and I have had it confirmed from above he will attack tonight”

Miles, “Cant he do it another night? Its VJ’s birthday”

Elijah, “Oh will I just go have a quick word with the penning doom for you? See if we can put it off to another night for you?”

Miles, “Oh would you? That would be great”

Elijah glares at Miles.

Elijah, “Miles can you take this seriously please?”

Miles starts laughing wildly tossing his arms round uncontrollable flinging the barque tongs round.

Elijah takes a step towards him.

Watson looks on in horror. She quickly glances back at Charlie who is in a fit of laughter. She turns back to see the hot tongs come close to burning Elijah’s face.

Heath, “Hey Revered step away from the maniac with the barque tongs”

Heath runs over pulling Elijah back.

Heath, “Would you just look at him that is one dangerous cook”

Miles stops laughing wiping the tears of laughter away from his eyes.

Miles, “Oh I’m so sorry about nearly burning your cheek there Elijah”

Elijah, “What on earth were you laughing at?”

Miles, “Oh its just when you started your talk about werewolves I happened to look at Charlie to see her giggling and it set me off”

Heath, “Werewolf eh who’s a werewolf?”

Elijah, “Well that is the question isn’t it?”

Elijah is faced forward glaring at Miles waving his fist in the air aggressively. Heath is stood just behind him.

Elijah, “Well that is the question isn’t it who indeed?”

Heath, “Well I hope you catch the beast soon, can’t be very good for a sea side town like Summer Bay to have a hunger driven creature on the loose”

Elijah, “No its not, anyway Heath my good fella can I just say thank you for saving me from nearly getting a face like Freddy krueger”

Miles, “Sorry mate I will make sure I put the tongs out of reach next time I have a fit of the giggles”

Elijah holds his hand up to stop Miles talking. Miles leaps forward gives Elijah a high five Elijah sighs shaking his head.

Elijah moves his hand behind his back.

Elijah, “Heath I would like to shake your hand”

Heath, “Er ok”

Elijah, “Well thank you my good man………” “I say Heath my good man I hope that is your hand I’m shaking”

Heath gulps and looks round at everyone else who are looking on in shock.

Watson, “Er Elijah”

Elijah, “One sec Watson my good woman…………..” “I must say you have a very limp hand shake Heath”

Heath, “Er that’s not my hand”

Elijah, “Its very limp indeed……………””WHAT SO WHAT HAD I HOLDING?”

Everyone coughs.

Heath, “That would be my willy wonka”

Elijah, “Your what?”

Elijah slowly turns he glances at Heath his eyes moving slowly down his body. Yes it wasn’t Heath’s hands he was holding Elijah jumps back quickly.

Elijah, “Good lord your naked”

Heath, “Yep and the way you were giving my willy wonka a shake there I would say……”

Elijah, “Shut up I have sinned I need to take a bath in gallons of holy water now”

Watson, “Oh come on its not that bad Elijah just look at his pecks”

Elijah, “Watson you are my woman nobody else’s”

Watson, “Oh shut up Elijah I’m just window shopping”

Heath, “I shouldn’t worry about it dude I’m quite used to all the female attention these days isn’t that right Charlie what do you think?”

Charlie is stood looking at Heath her watering mouth is hanging open.

Charlie, “I think I choose the wrong brother”

Watson, “Brax isn’t good enough for you then?”

Charlie, “No his not I wouldn’t mind you too Heath…………….””WHAT AM I Saying? Watson I don’t know what you are talking about. I am not having a secret affair with Brax that is so laughable”

Watson, “Hmm of course it is”

Elijah turns to Miles a worried look on his face.

Elijah, “Miles would you know the whereabouts of any Holy water? I need to wash away the sins of stoking another man anatomy in pubic”

Miles, “Er”

At this point Alf is walking past carrying a bucket of fishing tackle he nods to four people politely.

Miles, “There’s a bucket maybe it has water in”

Elijah, “Thank my good man”

Elijah runs over to Alf grabbing at his bucket.

Alf, “What the flaming heck to you think your doing?”

Elijah, “I need your bucket urgently oh good it has water in”

Alf, “Of course there is its my flaming bait bucket to keep my maggots alive”

The two men start to have a tug of war battle over the bucket.

Alf, “Oh no you flaming don’t these are my maggots”

Elijah, It has nothing to do with the maggots I need to wash my sins away”

Alf, “Well go and have a bath”

Elijah, “The bucket would be faster, now I command you Mr Stewart by the power of God to hand over the bucket or feel his anger”

Alf, “No”

Alf takes a step backwards tripping over a tree root in the ground.

Alf, “ouch my flaming butt”

Elijah, “Thank my good man”

Elijah rushes over to the others and stares into the bucket. Brown murky water sloshes round inside the bucket.

Watson, “Well are you just going to look at it?”

Elijah, “I need to make it holy I will bless it”

Elijah places the bucket on the ground and starts to run round it chanting some made up words.

Watson, “Oh give me strength”

Watson picks the bucket up and on Elijah second run round she throws the maggot water at him.

Watson, “There how’s that”

Elijah, “Refreshing thank you”

Charlie, “Ew you stink”

Miles, “Take him to the house for a shower”

Watson, “Thanks Miles are you coming with us Charlie?”

Charlie, “I will I just have to go and…….”

Watson, “Oh yes go and have fun oh top or under a river”

Charlie, “Eh”

Watson, “River Boy I mean”

Charlie, “No I’m not going to see Brax”

Watson, “Hmm see you later”

Back at the Walkers farm.

Heath, “Boys where’s Brax?”

The rest of the River Boys shrug.

Brax, “I’m here”

Brax walks over to Heath.

Brax, “What do you want?”

Heath, “Well me and the boys having been talking”

Brax, “Oh yeah”

Heath, “Yeah we are very thankful to you keeping that Buckton cop off our backs with our drug operation we have here but”

Brax, “But?”

Heath, “Me and boys think it’s a time for a change”

Brax, “A change in what?”

Heath, “Well leaders”

Brax, “But I’m the best leader for this gang”

Heath, “We did a sort of lottery and my name came out of the hat”

Brax, “You want to lead the River Boys?”

Heath, “Yes”

Brax laughs.

Brax, “Heath you couldn’t lead an old woman across the road”

Heath can feel his anger boiling up inside himself.

Heath, “Well at least I don’t come back from having sex in a hay barn stinking of cow manure”

Brax, “Well I can’t help it if Charlie gets turned on from the smell of cow manure”

Heath, “Don’t test me Brax I can hear my inner beast awakening inside me”

Brax, “Wooooo you going to turn green too Heath? The Incredible Hunk is not real”

Heath punches Brax back and looks up to yellow of the full moon and howls.

Brax looks on in horror as he watches Heath become the wolf.

Brax looks up at Heath and stutters.

Brax, “F…F…..F….Fine Y….Y…You c….c….can be the leader of the River Boys”

Heath says in his deep demanding voice.

Heath, “Is everyone happy with that?”

The rest of the River Boys nod back.

Heath, “Good I don’t need to eat you”

Heath glares at Brax which causes Brax to start to run.

As Brax runs away with Heath close on his heels. Brax takes his phone from his pocket and dials Charlie’s number.

Charlie, “Hello?”

Brax, “CHARLIE”

Charlie, “Yes lover?”

Brax, “CHARLIE I’M IN TROUBLE”

Charlie, “What again well I will give you a good spanking next time I see you, you bad boy”

Brax, “CHARLIE LISTEN TO ME PLEASE”

Charlie, “I have hay in places I didn’t know were possible to get it in you kinky boy”

Brax “CHARLIE”

Charlie, “Ok Lover what is it?

Brax, “My BROTHER’S A FRICKING WOLF”

Charlie, “It’s not everyday you can say something like that is it?”

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Here is the next chapter this chapter was going to be the last one but I thought I would get another chapter out of this story

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Chapter 16

Brax is running as fast as his legs will carry him. He can feel Heath’s hot breath on the back of his neck. Brax takes a look back over his shoulder to be met with Heath’s hungry eyes. Brax clutches his phone tightly to his ear.

Brax, “Oh please don’t eat me brother”

Brax is expecting some words of comfort from Charlie from the other end of the phone, but Charlie has lost herself with lust for him and has turned into a giggling schoolgirl.

Charlie ,“Ohh yes please Brax I would eat you any day of the week your just so yummy”

Brax, “Charlie can you stop trying to flirt with me please? This is serious”

Charlie, “Oooooh Brax your turning me on with that dominate voice of yours”

Brax, “Charlie you did hear me mention my brothers a fricking wolf didn’t you?”

Brax waits for her to answer him as he continues to run away from the wolf who once was his brother. But at this moment in time Heath only thinks of Brax as food.

Brax, “Charlie are you there?”

Charlie, “Oh sorry baby I was just getting rather excited there for a second”

Brax, “Excited about what the fact I’m going to be eaten by a fricking wolf?”

Charlie, “Ah this is very good I must say”

Brax, “Charlie What on earth are you on about?”

Charlie, “You have a great imagination”

Brax, “Eh?”

Charlie, “To come up with a role play like this you’re a very good actor you actually sound really sacred”

Brax stops running shocked.

Brax, “You think I’m making this up? This isn’t some kind of kinky role play you silly woman”

Charlie, “Is it a dirty phone call? You sound very breathless you’re panting and everything”

Brax has fell against a tree Heath comes to a stop behind the trunk of the tree. He was sure his prey had been moving moments before. He looks at the tree trunk in confused wonder he starts to sniff the air trying to pick up Brax’s scent again.

Brax, “Charlie has it crossed your mind at all that the reason I might be panting is that I am running for my life? Jeez I think I have lost control of my god dam bladder here”

Charlie, “No it never crossed my mind you’re so breathless I can’t really understand you, but I did catch the bladder part eww that’s disgusting Brax”

Brax, “Charlie I phoned you for help because I’m sacred out of my wits and I thought I would phone the person I love as I’m probably going to be dog food in a minute”

Charlie, “Did you just say you loved me?”

Brax, “Oh did I say that part out loud? Funny how nearly being eaten by your wolfman of a brother makes people realise they love each other”

Charlie, “I love you too”

Brax, “Well I’m very happy you do now can we get back to my small problem please?”

Charlie, “Oh come on its not that small it’s rather big I like big ones”

Brax, “Charlie get serious have you got sex on the brain or something?”

Charlie, “Sorry so there’s a wolf trying to attack you is that right?”

Brax, “Yes my brother of all people can you believe that?”

Charlie, “Oh no Ruby will be heartbroken”

Brax, “Why?”

Charlie, “Well she says she loves Casey”

Brax, “Why would you think the wolf would be Casey?”

Charlie, “Well Heath is too stupid and to busy being a nudist to be a werewolf”

Brax, “Well let’s just say I’m hiding behind a tree and the wolf doesn’t seem to know where I am. Its been sniffing at the same spot of ground for ten minutes now trying to pick up my scent its even stopped for a while to take a leak up the trunk”

Charlie, “Well that does sound like a stupid wolf”

Brax, “Heath does keep talking about his inner beast or some crap like that. He stole my gang off me before he started to howl at the moon and then next thing I know he was chasing me”

Charlie, “Your in a gang?”

Brax, “I meant I’m in a writers group”

Charlie, “Brax stop it I know your not a novelist”

Brax sighs.

Brax, “No I’m not I was the leader of the River Boys”

Charlie, “I know I think I have always known”

Brax, “Sorry about lying to you we can stop seeing each other if you want?”

Charlie, “No that’s ok I like a man with a hint of danger”

Brax slowly turns as he feels the presence of something at his side.

Heath is looking round at him with a hungry wide grin.

Brax screams.

Charlie, “BRAX”

Brax, “Look babe I have to go this wolf is grinning at me”

Charlie, “I’m at the caravan park for VJ’s birthday party I’m here with Watson and Elijah protecting people in case a wolf shows up for birthday cake”

Brax, “ok I’m on my way I will try to lose Heath on the way to you”

Charlie, “Thanks I think Leah has booked a magician not a werewolf for VJ’s birthday party”

Brax laughs as he continues to run as Heath snaps at his heels.

The Walkers farmhouse

Sid is knocking on the bathroom door.

Sid, “Come on Dex we are going to be late for the party”

Sid presses his ear close to the locked door trying to pick up on any movement from the other side quiet grunts come from Dex.

Sid, “Dex are you ok in there?”

This is answered by a loud fart and a great sigh of relief from Dex.

Dex, “Yeah its fine now Dad thanks”

Sid pinches his nose to block the smell wavering itself under the bathroom door.

Sid, “Get the air fresher in there when you have done Dex will you?”

Sid quickly goes to grab his phone, keys ,and coat ready to go.

Sid, “Are you ready to go Indi?”

Indi, “Yeah I’m just going to give Heath a call to ask him if he is going”

Sid, “Ok”

Indi skips out of the room dialling Heath’s phone number.

We join Brax on the run.

Brax, “Heath dude actually this is a good workout think of the calories I have lost while you have been chasing me”

Brax looks over his shoulder at the wolf.

The wolf growls.

Heath, “You better pick up your pace Brax”

Brax doesn’t need telling twice as he begins to take longer strides with his legs.

Heath in his wolf form looks at Brax licking his lips. I could tackle him to the ground now if I’m quick Heath thinks to himself.

Heath is inches from Brax now he gets ready to pounce.

Brax looks back sacred as he can see what Heath is about to do.

Heath leaps into the air. Just then a ringing noise can be heard which knocks Heath off his momentum. Brax quickly dives out of Heath’s reach.

Brax watches as Heath crashes to the ground a confused expression on his face.

Brax doesn’t think he has ever seen such a confused expression on a wolf’s face before.

Heath looks round sniffing at the ground as the ringing sound continues.

Heath looks at Brax it seems his eyes are asking for his help to find where the mystery ringing sound is coming from.

Brax shrugs.

All of a sudden the sound of the ringing stops.

Heath burps he pats at his furry chest with his claw. He looks up in shock as a voice starts to speak from his stomach.

Indi, “Hi babe its only your sexy girlfriend here. I’m just checking if you wanted to come to VJ’s birthday party with me. Give me a call you sexy breast I will try and call back in a few minutes bye”

Brax, “Oh Heath have you eaten you mobile phone?”

Heath coughs the phone up as it begins to ring again.

Brax watches as his brother transforms back to his human form.

A naked Heath looks down at the ground confused.

Brax gestures toward the mobile phone on the ground.

Brax, “I think you should answer that. Talk about impatient women”

Heath looks down at his phone.

Brax, “Answer it”

Heath looks up at Brax.

Heath, “whys it all slimy?”

Brax, “That would be because it has been in your stomach”

Heath, “That’s ridiculous how did it get in there?”

Brax, “By you eating it I would believe”

Heath, “Why would I even think about eating my phone?”

Brax, “Why do you change into a wolf when you get angry?”

Heath looks at Brax confused as he picks up the slimy phone and places it to his ear.

Heath, “Hello?”

Indi, “Where have you been did you lose you phone or something?”

Heath struggles to hold back from gagging as the smell of his slimy phone gets to him.

Heath, “I kind of misplaced it”

Indi, “Well are you coming to the party?”

Heath gags from the smell of the slimy phone.

Indi, “Oh lovely it’s nice I make you feel sick”

Heath, “No babe it’s not you”

Indi, “Good now what do you think I should wear for the party? How about that nice silky top and a mini skirt? So I can show off my legs what do you think?”

Heath gags again if this phone call doesn’t end soon he will be sick.

Indi, “Oh thanks so the thought of me showing off my legs makes to feel ill?”

Heath, “I do feel ill yes but it’s got nothing to do with your legs”

Indi, “Don’t you like my black silky top then?”

Heath, “Indi I don’t care what you wear”

Indi, “Oh thanks shall I just wear a bin liner then?”

The stink of bodily fluid on his mobile phone is really starting to get to him now.

Heath just wants this call to end.

Heath, “Yeah sure a bin liner what ever tickles your fancy”

Indi, “HEATH BRAXTON how insulting”

Heath, “Look here I don’t really care I have puke and phlegm on my phone”

Indi, “How on earth did you get that on your phone?”

Brax grabs the phone from Heath.

Brax, “He eat it”

Heath growls at Brax grabbing the phone back.

Indi, “He what”

Heath, “Babe it’s funny really I eat my phone for a dare and now it smells because I puked it up”

Indi drops her phone in shock.

Heath, “Hello, hello, hello Indi babe are you there?”

Indi stands next to the Walker’s landline staring blankly at the wall.

Sid, “Indi is Heath coming to the party?”

Indi stares at her father.

Indi, “Eh?”

Sid, “Indi what on earth is wrong?”

Indi, “Heath eat his phone”

Sid scratches his head as he watches his daughter wander out to the car.

He turns his head to see Dex come out of the bathroom clutching his stomach.

Sid, “Dex?”

Dex, “Ohhhhh my poor stomach what on earth was in that casserole?”

Sid, “Casserole? Did you get it from the diner?”

Dex, “Nope it was posted through the letter box”

Sid, “You eat a casserole which was posted?”

Dex nods and staggers out to the car.

Sid, “What on earth is going on in this town at the moment? I think I need to lie down in a darkroom”

Sid walks out to the car shaking his head.

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So here it is this is the last chapter

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Chapter 17

Marilyn slowly and quietly brushes the leafs away from her face as she peers from her and Colleen’s under growth hideout.

Colleen, “Well can you see Heath yet?”

Marilyn, “Nope I can just see a lot of happy people grinning but I must say the birthday boy doesn’t look very happy”

Colleen, “What’s wrong with VJ?”

Marilyn, “He looks bored and fed up doesn’t seem excited by his birthday party at all”

Colleen, “Well I cant say I’m happy being here either”

Marilyn, “Oh Colleen will you quit moaning this is the best I could do”

Colleen, “Oh I am sorry I just didn’t picture I would be sitting in the dirt amongst some brushes hiding from a god dam werewolf with the towns man eater who broke my Lancey’s heart”

Marilyn, “Oh come on Colleen that was many moons ago now”

Colleen, “Speaking of the moon how does tonight’s look?”

Marilyn, “It’s a full moon tonight I hope this plan of yours works”

Colleen, “It will its about time I had my revenge on those River Boys for adducting me in my sleep in my mobile home”

Marilyn rolls her eyes praying to the Gods she will not have to hear about the story again.

Marilyn, “So lets go over the plan again”

Colleen, “Marilyn stop being so ditsy. I give this rope I’m holding a quick tug causing my mobile home to roll down the hill. You run out spraying your hair spray into Heath’s eyes, when he is blind you shove him inside remembering to lock the door and then we ask Alf to tow my mobile home with Heath inside down to the police station and Charlie can sort it out from there”

Marilyn, “How come I have to do most of the work here? All you have to do is a quick pull and then you just sit here on your butt while I’m out there risking my life not to mention my salon products”

Colleen, “Because I’m a old woman and don’t worry about wasting your salon products you will save this town from a werewolf not to mention a River Boy your be the hero of the town and your business will have a healthy boost”

Marilyn, “Yes I guess that sort of thing would happen thanks Colleen I thought you was only the towns gossip but what you just said was very smart actually”

Colleen looks at Marilyn grinning.

Colleen, “Well they don’t call me Mrs Smart for nothing”

Marilyn, “Ah very witty there oh hang on here comes VJ’s birthday cake he doesn’t look that impressed with it”

Colleen, “Well is it chocolate mud cake?”

Marilyn, “No”

Colleen, “Well can you blame him I knew Leah should of gone with the mud cake option instead of baking the cake herself”

Marilyn, “It has white frosting through”

Colleen, “My word it’s the boys birthday not his wedding”

Colleen quickly smacks a bug from her leg.

Colleen, “God can Heath just hurry up and turn up I literally have ants in my knickers here I can feel them biting my bum”

Colleen starts to wiggle. She wiggles over to a near by brush to have a quick scratch. she stands against the brush rubbing her behind against it having a good old scratch.

Colleen, “Ouch”

Marilyn, “What is it?”

Colleen, “Marilyn we are sat in a nest of stringing nettles here why did you choose this place to hide?”

Marilyn, “It’s close to your mobile home for our plan and I didn’t think you would be able to climb a tree”

Colleen staggers back to where she thought she was sitting before with pain on her face rubbing her behind.

Colleen, “My poor bum”

Colleen sits slowly down on the ground as her behind touches the ground a look of sudden shock and pain sweeps across her face she quickly jumps up like a jack in the box.

Colleen, “Would you believe it? More stingers”

Leah is stood grinning watching VJ waving his knife over the birthday cake she has made him. VJ waves his spoon over the cake not exactly filled with excitement.

Leah, “Well go on VJ have a taste”

VJ leans forward and slowly cuts a very small bit off the edge of the cake.

He quickly eats it he sighs and says with not much excitement in his voice

VJ, “Yeah its ok I guess”

Leah, “Just ok is that it?”

VJ, “It’s alright”

Leah, “Alright?”

VJ, “It’s good”

Leah, “Good?”

VJ, “It’s great”

Leah, “Say it like you mean it”

VJ, “Ok Mom it is the best most wonderful mouth watering cake I have ever tasted”

Leah, “VJ that’s a enough with the sacrum thank you”

VJ, “You think so? I got do better”

Leah, “Fine what’s the problem with it?”

VJ, “It’s not chocolate its marzipan”

Leah, “VJ chocolate is very fattening; my son is not going to be obese. I have seen you watching tv with Miles munching on all that popcorn, gulping down all those frizzy drinks while you watch all those pointless action movies and you know where all this will lead don’t you?”

VJ, “No but I’m sure my nagging mother will tell me”

Leah, “You will become a couch potato”

VJ, “Hardly Mom”

Leah, “Lilly won’t like a couch potato for a boyfriend”

VJ, “Mom shut up God your so embarrassing”

Leah, “I will have to have a word with Miles too about eating all this junk food”

VJ, “Mom you have seen Miles right?”

Leah, “Of course I have what on earth do you mean?”

VJ, “I don’t think you have to worry about Miles getting fat”

Leah looks confused.

VJ, “Mom his skinny as a rake”

Leah, “Really well that’s not how I see him”

VJ laughs and points over to Miles.

VJ, “We are talking about that skinny man screaming like a little girl as he burns himself on the barque over there right?”

As Miles’s high pitch girly screams can be heard in the background Leah blushes.

VJ, “Oh I understand now the reason why you don’t see him as a skinny guy is because you fantasise as if his a guy with big muscles maybe muscles like Elijah’s?”

Leah, “Yes but don’t tell him while I miss feeling safe in Elijah big strong arms at least with Miles he makes me feel like a woman at night and doesn’t read the bribe to me before we go to sleep”

VJ, “Ok Mom I’m going to stop you there I have no desire to hear about yours and Miles’s sex lives”

Leah looks over at Miles dreamily watching him hopping about as he juggles the hot cooked food.

Leah, “His my huggable bear”

VJ rolls his eyes and slams the table to get his mothers attention.

Leah, “Oh I am sorry I have no idea where I went too then now VJ cut a slice of cake for Mr Stewart”

VJ cuts the cake and hands it over to Alf.

Alf, “Hmm cake yes please thanks VJ”

VJ, “I wish it was chocolate through”

Alf, “Oh I’m sure it will be nice”…….. “WHAT THE FLAMING”…..”STRIKE ME ROAN THAT’S FLAMING SWEET”

Leah, “Its marzipan VJ is always eating chocolate so I thought he would like this for a change Alf are you ok?”

Alf has a sour look on his face.

Alf, “Yes its just I don’t have much of a sweet tooth”

VJ, “Mom thinks I will get fat eating a lot of chocolate”

Alf, “Well you wont have any flaming teeth left how much sugar did you put in the marzipan Leah?”

Leah, “Three bags of sugar I did follow a recipe”

Alf, “Strike me Roan where did you find this recipe?”

Leah, “Dex did a blog on cooking”

Alf, “Well I tell you now Dex is no Gordon Ramsay I mean does he look like a flaming chef too you?”

Leah, “Yes he does Gordon Ramsay does look like a chef too me”

Alf, “Not flaming Gordon Ramsay Dex I mean”

Alf walks round to VJ handing him a present which looks like a big long stick.

Alf, “Your going to really like this present VJ it will bring you hours of pleasure”

Everyone standing close to the table where VJ sits turn their heads and raise their eyebrow in unison by Alf’s last statement.

VJ, “Errr thanks”

VJ unwraps his stick objet and looks at it in shock.

VJ, “It’s a fishing rod”

Alf, “Yes it’s a top range rod state of art everyone is very jealous about this high tec equipment and its great skill”

VJ, “Everyone’s jealous?”

Alf, “Well when I say everyone I mean everyone in the Fishman’s Circle”

VJ, “Oh is that like the Magic Circle?”

Alf, “Just like that but for fishmen”

VJ, “What do you do there?”

Alf looks at VJ with a serious expression and simply says

Alf, “Fishy things”

There is a moment of silence as everyone waits for Alf to burst out with laughter when it doesn’t happen VJ breaks the silence.

VJ, “Oh ok cool”

Alf, “It’s so easy to cast look at this just look how far it can reach”

VJ, “Don’t we need water to get the fill effect?”

Alf laughs as he throws the rod back as the line is cast forward Elijah is about to bite into his hotdog. The end of the fishing rod quickly rips the sausage out of Elijah’s hotdog.

Alf looks excitedly over at VJ.

Alf, “We have a bite I didn’t even put any bait on the end of it”

As Alf pulls back Elijah’s sausage Elijah chases it as it whizzes through the air.

Elijah, “My sausage my good man give it back here get your own sausage”

Alf, “Ah lets see what we have here ah”

VJ is grinning at Alf.

Alf, “Fancy a sausage VJ?”

VJ, “Yes please”

VJ bites into the sausage Elijah glares at him.

Elijah, “That is my sausage”

VJ, “Oh sorry”

Miles is laughing as he walks over to join them.

Miles, “Here have my sausage Elijah”

Elijah, “I do not want to eat your sausage Miles”

Miles, “Why not?”

Elijah, “I don’t know where it has been”

Alf, “It’s been on the flaming barque Elijah”

Elijah folds his arms and looks away.

Watson, “ELIJAH JUST TAKE THE GOD DAM SAUAGE”

Elijah grabs the sausage from Miles and marches off.

Watson walks over to them shaking her head.

Watson, “Sorry about his childish behaviour”

Leah, “You do a good job of kicking him into line don’t you?”

Watson, “Thanks somebody has too”

Leah, “Watch it he might read his bribe to you”

Watson, “He wouldn’t dare”

Watson jogs after Elijah as he stomps his way to their lookout point.

Watson, “Sorry about that Charlie”

Charlie, “That’s ok you have got to discipline these men you can’t let them walk all over you”

Watson struggles to hold back her laughter.

Watson, “Like you? You mean?”

Charlie, “You have got to show these men whose boss I wouldn’t let a man take charge of me”

Watson, “Are you being serious? Do you realise what you are saying here?”

Charlie, “Oh yes I would never let a man play me”

Watson, “Hey fair play to you”

Charlie, “Thank you, you won’t find me going weak at the knees for a man”

Watson, “Oh no its just not in your nature”

Charlie, “HEY THERE’S BRAX”

Watson just stands watching a giggly excited blushing Charlie as she starts to dash towards him.

Brax, “VJ here try and guess what I have here for you”

VJ, “Is it a surf broad?”

Heath, “You can join us at Wilson’s now”

Leah, “Oh no I don’t think so”

Leah catches sight of Heath’s naked form and becomes a giggling schoolgirl.

Brax, “Sorry I didn’t hear that Leah”

Brax grins at VJ.

Leah, “Oh Heath you bad boy you have made me lose my trail of thought what were we talking about?”

VJ, “We was talking about the possibility of me taking my new surf broad down to Wilson’s Beach”

Leah, “Oh no it’s too danger…….”

Leah’s eyes creep over to Heath flexing his muscles.

Brax, “Oh go on Leah we will look after him and make sure his ok”

Leah is drooling at the Heath’s naked form.

Leah, “Oh what the heck you can go”

VJ, “Thanks Mom I might even join up with the River Boys what do you think of that?”

Leah, “Yeah why not Miles what do you think Miles?”

Brax, “His back at the barque”

Heath, “Hey to ease your worry over VJ surfing how about I come to do a strip tease for you?”

Leah, “That would be good but I think you need clothes for that”

Brax, “That is very true”

VJ, “Hey is it good being a bad boy?”

Brax, “It has its perks”

Brax is knocked back as Charlie flings herself at him pressing a passionate kiss to his lips.

VJ, “God dam it sure does have its perks”

Charlie turns her head while still clinging to Brax.

Everyone stares back at them.

The sound of everyone voices echo round the caravan park in unison.

Everyone, “ARE THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER?”

Charlie, “Err no of course I wouldn’t be with a criminal I’m a cop”

EVERYONE, “WHY WERE YOU JUST SUCKING HIS FACE OFF THEN?”

Charlie, “I thought he was someone else”

Watson, “I don’t think anyone will buy that somehow Charlie”

Sid, “Dex we can go if you want I thought you said you stomach cramps were better now looks like they are crippling you”

Dex, “I’m fine Dad just having little sharp pains that’s all”

Sid, “Indi? Where the hell is that sister of yours?”

Dex pointed over to Heath Indi was frowning at him with her hands on her hips.

Sid, “I will be back in a minute Dex I’m just getting the car need to get you to hospital”

Sid dashes away.

Indi, “I still can’t get my head round you eating your phone”

Heath, “Babe I’m a man of many talents”

Brax, “Just wait until you see his party trick I hope you like men with Hair Indi”

Indi, “How much hair are we talking here?”

Brax, “Loads”

Dex is double over in pain on the ground. He can feel the tickle from a couple of leaves on his face from some brushes.

Marilyn, “Dex”

Dex, “Oww who’s there?”

Marilyn, “Marilyn Dex”

Dex, “Where are you?”

Marilyn, “In the brush Colleen is here too”

Dex manages to get to his knees and pokes his head through the leaves of the brush.

Dex, “Hello there you could of picked someone better than Colleen to have a bit of lesbian action in a brush Marilyn”

Marilyn, “Dex we are not here because of that”

Dex, “Cool sorry yeah I was thinking its not a very good place to have some girl on girl action it looks like Mrs Smart is sat amongst some nasty looking stringing nettles”

Colleen, “Am I? I have been stringed that much by these bleeding things I have lost all feeling in my bum”

Dex, “Whoa that’s far too much information”

Marilyn, “Dex has Heath been round to your house?”

Dex, “Yep”

Marilyn, “Has he eaten anything?”

Dex, “Not as I have seen”

Marilyn, “Did you see him eat oh I don’t know say a casserole in the last couple of days?”

Dex looked shocked.

Dex, “Did this casserole happen to be posted because if it was I’m going to have a word with our postal service I mean it’s just not right to food poison the pubic like this”

Marilyn tries to stop Dex from talking but Dex is so carried away having his rant he doesn’t hear her.

Marilyn, “Dex?”

Dex, “I mean do you know how much toilet cleaner and toilet roll I have got through since eating that desirous but deadly meal I mean I have strains I cant get….”

Marilyn, “DEX”

Dex, “Oh right sorry I was a bit lost in my rant there”

Colleen, “Did You eat the casserole that our beloved Marilyn here posted through your letterbox with her added ingredient of shampoo and perfume”

Dex, “Marilyn how could you? I have had a very bad case of the runs and stomach cramps like you wouldn’t believe”

Marilyn, “It was meant for Heath”

Elijah, “Look ladies the full moon the time of doom is upon us Charlie please stop laughing”

Brax, “Yes Charlie stop laughing what’s so important about the full moon anyway?”

Elijah, “Well Brax my good man that is when your brother will become the beast of our nightmares”

Brax, “Hey Watson have your heard this one he really gets into character of some demon slayer doesn’t he?”

Elijah, “Yes I do weren’t you nearly eaten by him only about half hour ago? And may I remind you are only allowed over here with us is because you are getting frisky with Charlie”

Brax, “Cool so I am now a member of the demon slayer club”

Elijah, “Just take this serious your brother is a very dangerous beast”

Charlie, “Oh are all the Braxtons beasts? Because I can tell you Brax is a breast in bed”

Brax, “Why thank you your sexy little lady”

Elijah, “Hello people will you all stand ready?”

Watson, “That’s what you have been telling us to do all night”

Brax, “Your not going to kill my brother are you?”

Elijah, “That would be the plan but in all likelihood he will be doing the killing”

Brax, “Oh that’s ok then”

Elijah, “The time is upon us…..”

Elijah freezes like a statue looking up at the stars.

Brax, “Hm Elijah this is no time to play a game of musical statues”

Watson rolls her eyes.

Brax, “Hmm what is he doing?”

Watson, “Who knows?”

Elijah collapses onto the ground blinking at rapid speed.

Watson bends down to help him up.

Watson, “What is wrong with you now?”

Elijah, “Our good Lord has just informed me the battle to the death is about to begin”

Brax, “How does he know that?”

Charlie, “He talks to God and he messages him back”

Brax, “Oh ok groovy”

Elijah, “Charlie is your pistol loaded with sliver bullets?”

Charlie, “Yep”

Elijah, “Ok people charge”

Marilyn, “Oh I’m so sorry Dex I didn’t mean for you to have the casserole”

Dex, “OW I feel a stomach cramp coming on”

Sid comes running up to Dex Sid catches sight of his son with his head poking through a brush it looks to Sid he is chatting.

Sid, “Dex lets go and check you out at the hospital I have the car…….” “Oh no now he is having hallucinations probably thinks he is talking to a burning brush”

Dex, “The pain is really bad now”

Marilyn, “Try and relax”

Dex tries to follow her advice as his body tries to relax a loud farting sound releases itself from his backside.

Dex, “Actually that does feel better the pain has gone I just had a build up of trapped wind”

Marilyn smiles at him.

Heath is chatting to Indi a few yards away from Dex. The sound of Dex’s fart makes Heath jump causing him to spill his drink down the front of Indi’s dress causing Indi to really shout at him. In his anger Heath turns away from Indi. He looks up to the full moon in the sky, after a few minutes gazing up at the moon Heath catches sight of Elijah, Charlie, Watson and Brax charging towards him. Elijah throws holy water at him.

Heath’s anger explodes bringing his inner beast to come out to play.

The wolf quickly turns away from Elijah’s holy water knocking Indi to the ground.

Indi screams.

Heath pins her to the ground and growls.

Elijah, Charlie and Watson take aim ready to give that sucker some sliver.

Heath turns to face them growling.

Elijah, “Eat sliver hell yeah”

Charlie, “Elijah I think my gun is jammed”

Watson, “And mine”

Elijah, “Anytime now ladies would be great”

Brax, “Heath will you stop making such a show of yourself your embarrassing me and the boys”

Heath growls as he creeps forward licking his lips.

Indi, “DAD”

Sid grabs her as she dashes into his arms.

Indi, “What’s happening Dad?”

Sid, “It looks like you have been dating a wolf love”

Indi, “Oh men their all pigs”

Sid, “Well this one sure isn’t more like a over sized dog”

Marilyn, “Dex move are you ready to tuck on that rope Colleen?”

Colleen, “My hands are all sweaty”

Marilyn couches down ready to run out to shove Heath into Colleen’s mobile home as it rolls past her.

Marilyn, “Colleen pull now”

A loud rumbling noise can be heard. Marilyn jumps out as she spots the mobile home rolling past. Marilyn grabs the first person to cross her path and shoves them inside he van. As the mobile crashes into some rocks Marilyn quickly locks the door Marilyn falls to the grassy ground on the opposite grassy ledge. She takes a look over her shoulder to see Heath.

Marilyn, “Opps wrong person”

Loud gunshots can be heard from Charlie and Watson’s guns Heath falls to the ground.

Brax, “Is he dead?”

Elijah, “I should think so that was top of the range sliver”

Watson, “Good we can go home now”

Elijah, “Ok before we go through Charlie my good woman will you just go over and check the body?”

Charlie, “What me?”

Elijah, “Well I would but I need to stay and protect my girlfriend”

Brax, “His not dead Heath has a lot of gun shot wounds”

Brax looks on at Charlie as she edges her way over to Heath.

Elijah, “Yes Brax but as I have told you these are prize winning sliver bullets I maxed out Watson’s credit card I made Watson bankrupt getting theses babies”

Charlie, “Errr Elijah these aren’t sliver bullets it says here they are made in china”

Elijah and Watson rush over to her.

Charlie, “Their fakes”

Elijah, “What are you talking about Charlie?”

Charlie, “Look here there’s a logo of a joke shop in the Yabbie Creek their normal bullets with sliver glittering on them”

Watson, “WHAT YOU CLEARED MY BANK ACCOUNT OUT FOR SOME JOKE BULLETS”

Elijah, “Clam down who would of thought I would have been conned on the internet?”

Watson, “WHO WOULD DO A THING LIKE THAT I WONDER? WELL WHOEVER THEY ARE THEY WELL AND TRULY SUCKED YOU IN ELIJAH”

Brax, “Yeah was quite funny really”

Elijah, “I brought the bullets from you?”

Brax, “Well Casey actually I knew something was up with Heath as soon as I noticed he would bark like a dog, and because of Charlie here she told me that you thought there was a werewolf in town. So I told Casey to bid against you with these joke sliver bullets just in case they were real”

Watson, “What about my money can I have it back?”

Brax, “You can but it would take some time to pay back”

Watson, “Where is it?”

Charlie sighs with tears in her eyes.

Charlie, “You have been funding your drug operation with it haven’t you?”

Brax, “No I brought all the River Boys state of the art surf broads their old ones were looking a bit tatty, I have paid you back already Watson”

Watson, “Where did you get the money to pay me from?”

Brax, “My novel”

Brax winks at Charlie.

Charile whispers.

Charlie, “Have you really wrote a novel? And is that where you got the money from?

Brax, “Oh no I paid her back with drug sales but keep that to yourself or did I? You will never know for sure Charlie”

Charlie, “Oh you are too clever for me Brax”

Brax, “Isn’t that true”

Suddenly there is a growl as Heath leaps up from the ground.

The four of them back up Elijah pulls a dog chew from his pocket.

Watson, “Why have you got a dog chew?”

Elijah, “Well if the sliver bullets didn’t work I brought this along here you go doggy”

Heath pulls the chew into his jaws twisting and pulling. Elijah pulls his arm away from Heath’s clenched jaws.

Elijah, His got the chew now someone find a rock and bash him over the head”

Charlie, “Errr Elijah I would take a look at your arm if I was you”

Elijah, “Charlie what is it my good woman? Don’t look so worried I’m sure what ever it is it can’t be that bad AHHHHHHHH MY HAND”

Charlie, “See it is bad isn’t it?”

Elijah, “Heath my furry friend would you be so kind to drop my hand to the ground please?”

Heath looks back at Elijah with his tore off hand in his mouth.

Elijah NOW COME ON THIS IS RIDICULOUS YOU HAVE BRITTEN OFF MY GOOD HAND AND I WANT IT BACK”

Heath turns a runs off holding Elijah’s hand in his jaws Elijah, Charlie and Watson dash after him while Brax stands back and laughs.

Dex, “Er Dad I have a question”

Sid turns his head slowly from the sight of Heath running round as a wolf.

Sid, “Yes Dex what is your question?”

Dex, “I’m confused if I fancied Heath and his a werewolf what does that make me? Gay? Straight? I just don’t know what I am anymore what sexually am I?

Sid, “I don’t know”

Dex, Well what am I Dad?”

Sid, “An oddball”

Dex, “Jezz thanks Dad”

Sid, “No problem son”

Heath stops and drops Elijah’s hand to the ground he lets out a loud growl.

VJ, “Wow Mom this is the best birthday ever and Heath is a werewolf how cool is that?”

Leah, “VJ you see I told you these River Boys were nothing but trouble”

Miles, “Yeah but they sure know how to put on a good show don’t they?”

VJ nods smiling.

Heath has once again picked Elijah’s hand up, as people slowly creep forward encouraging him to drop the hand Heath growls.

After about five minutes of people failing to clam Heath and having coward away in fright of the snarling wolf VJ steps forward.

VJ, “Oi Heath this is my party and your stealing the limelight now drop the hand”

Heath growls.

VJ, “I said drop it”

Heath begins to whine as he lowers his head looking ashamed.

VJ steps forward picking up Elijah’s hand.

VJ, “There you go”

Elijah, “I’m going to faint”

Sid, “Dex look after your sister”

Sid rushes forward to Elijah.

Sid, “Come on we will sew that back on at the hospital”

Elijah, “You can do that?”

Sid, “If we are quick I’m not sure what I can do about the teeth marks through”

Watson and Charlie run over and get into Sid’s car with Elijah.

The crowd of people look on in shock as the watch VJ laughing as Heath licks his face.

VJ, “Oh mom can we keep him? I think he likes me”

Leah, “You want to keep Heath as a pet? Oh no I don’t think so Mister”

Miles, “Awww come on look at the bond between them”

Leah, “But his a River Boy”

Miles, “Not at the moment his not he just looks like the pet VJ has been longing for”

Brax, “He would make a very good guard dog too plus if you ever get in trouble he has a whole gang of River boys to fall back on”

Indi rushes forward.

Indi, “Can I still come and see him? I mean I still find him sexy when his a man I mean you can have him when his a wolf VJ deal?”

VJ, “Deal”

Leah, “Oh ok”

Miles, “By the way has anyone seen Alf? Where’s he got to?”

Alf, “I’M IN THIS FLAMING MOBILE HOME SOMEONE RAN AT ME AND PUSHED ME INSIDE LET ME THE FLAMING HELL OUT NOW”

Marilyn dashes over to unlock the mobile home’s door.

Marilyn, “Oh Mr Stewart I am so sorry”

Alf, “I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT BEING FLAMING SORRY IS”

Miles, “Let’s go to the house and have a nice calming cup of tea shall we?”

Alf, “DON’T YOU TELL ME TO BE FLAMING CLAM”

Everyone expect Alf laugh as they make their way to the house.

Three days later.

VJ, “Wait until I tell Lilly about you”

Heath, “So let’s get this straight I am you pet?”

VJ, “Yep I share you with Indi”

Heath, “Cool”

VJ smiles as he sees Lilly running towards him with her Golden Reverie.

Lilly, “Hey I have just got here with Mom she’s with Irene do you like my dog?

VJ, “Yeah his cool but I have a werewolf”

Lilly, “Oh stop it your just saying that to try and impress me”

VJ, “I would like you to meet my werewolf Heath”

Heath, “Hey”

Lilly, “Are you really a werewolf?”

Heath smiles.

Heath, “Lets just call it my beast within”.

The End.

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