Exposure of the Beast

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Thanks Red and Sarah. I'm not too sure about this chapter but it starts to move the peices into place of where I want it to go.

Hope you like it.

Chapter 11

Watson, “Tea Reverend Reggie?”

Reverend Reggie, “Oh yes please.”

Watson, “Elijah?”

Elijah, “Could I make a start on the bottle of red wine please?”

Watson, “Yes but I thought we were saving it for our special meal, but seeing as you haven’t cooked it yet………….”

Elijah, “Yes, yes the wine my sexy Watson.”

Watson, “Ok no need to bite my head off. I will go fetch you your wine.”

Elijah, “Can I just have the bottle please?”

Watson, “What’s that?”

Elijah, “Nothing.”

Reverend Reggie, “What’s wrong Elijah are you nervous?”

Elijah, “Nervous I’m beside myself I’m about to sin.”

Reverend Reggie, “Oh yes it is a sin to lie.”

Elijah, “Exactly.”

Reverend Reggie, “Well you’re the one who said it was the DVD of our trip to Africa.”

Elijah, “Maybe you could Implant me into the video, you can do a lot of clever things on computers these days.”

Reverend Reggie, “Yes but I don’t think we have the time as we are going to be watching it any second.”

Elijah, “We could scratch the disc say with the chain of your crucifix what do you think?”

Reverend Reggie, “No use yours.”

Elijah, “No I only use my crucifix for the forces of good and not for such evil acts.”

Elijah reaches for Reverend Reggie’s crucifix but Reggie leans away from him, but that doesn’t stop Elijah’s robot hand from grabbing his crucifix and with a quick tug has ripped it away from his neck.

Elijah, “Ha now I won’t have to lie.”

Reverend Reggie, “Elijah I can’t believe you just broke my solid gold crucifix that cost the church millions in people’s donations.”

Elijah doesn’t seem to hear him as he lowers the golden chain down to the face of the DVD.

Reverend Reggie, “No please don’t.”

Elijah, “It has to be done.”

Watson, “ELIJAH STOP UPSETING OUR GUEST AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DVD?”

Elijah jumps at the force in Watson’s voice.

Elijah, “Oh nothing just inspecting it for dust.”

Watson, “And what are you doing with Reverend Reggie’s crucifix?”

Elijah, “I caught it, it fell off from round his neck.”

Reverend Reggie, “You lair.”

Elijah, “Watson my dear there seems a lot of dust on the disc I don’t think its going to work. Shame really I really wanted to share my African experience with you too.”

Reverend Reggie who is sat red faced with anger pipes up.

Reverend Reggie, “His lying to you there’s nothing wrong with the disc he just doesn’t want you to watch it.”

Watson, “Oh let me guess its one of your wacko theories again? It’s just like with the werewolves all over again.”

Elijah, “Ah I just so happened to be right about that one.”

Watson, “MM yes well what is it this time if we watch the DVD we will all die?”

Elijah, “Well yes you might.”

Watson, “Oh and how would that happen exactly would some Japanese girl come out the screen and get me?”

Elijah, “No, no you’re getting that idea from the film The Ring that is just fantasy.”

Watson, “Then how would I die then?”

Elijah, “From boredom.”

Watson, “What from watching you two and some other people of the cloth go round Africa? No I would very much be engaged with the excitement of that.”

Reverend Reggie, “Oh in that case Elijah lets watch it.”

Elijah gulps as he puts the DVD into the player and presses play.

Reverend Reggie, “Now then I think your going to be impressed here Elijah has a starring role here.”

Elijah, “Oh now come on when Reggie says that he means……….”

Reverend Reggie, “Oh come now don’t be so modest.”

Watson, “Oh yes that scenery I seen behind you on our Skype chats were beautiful.”

Elijah mutters to himself.

Elijah, “Yes God bless the drama department of Summer Bay High and their set designers.”

Watson, “Speak up didn’t quite catch that.”

Elijah, “I errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr said errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh look it’s starting.”

Brax, “Heath get the door will you?”

Heath, “I’m entertaining you get the door.”

Brax, “Well when you have finished with Indi will you mind getting the door? I’m busy with you know what.”

Heath, “No what?”

Brax, “You know.”

Heath, “Haven’t a clue.”

Brax comes into the room from his bedroom and shoves a mysterious looking object in Heath face.

Brax, “Sorry about this Indi eh.”

Indi quickly pushes Heath off her.

Indi, “Errrrr what is that?”

Heath, “Don’t know looks like Brax is playing with his Lego again.”

Brax, “Heath are you really acting stupid here or what?”

Indi, “That kind of looks dangerous.”

Brax, “Don’t worry about it now tell me how is farm life treating you?”

Indi, “Huh why?”

Brax, “Do you like living there?”

Indi, “What on the farm? Well it stinks and it’s a long way into town but yeah it’s nice.”

Brax, “Do you have any trouble with moles?”

Heath, “Moles?”

Brax, “Heath get the door.”

Indi, “I don’t think we do.”

Brax, “Oh really I’m sure Heath has mentioned that you do.”

Heath, “Nope I haven’t.”

Brax goes over to Heath and whispers in his ear.

Brax, “Shut up will you of course you haven’t I’m protecting our drug crop from Jake.”

Heath, “Oh right.”

Brax, “If he or his goons try and get at our sash on your girlfriends farm they will get blown sky high.”

Indi, “I’m sorry what will get blown sky high?”

Brax, “Your moles.”

Indi, “What is that thing you have been building in your bedroom?”

Brax, “Oh nothing for you to worry about.”

Heath, “It’s a landmine isn’t it?”

Indi, “A what? Well thanks for trying to help with our mole problem Brax but I don’t think my Dad will be very happy with you blowing our farm up.”

Brax, “Ah well there could be a problem there.”

Indi, “Why?”

Brax, “Casey’s there already laying a few mines.”

Heath, “Casey turning badass good on him.”

Brax, “Well he thinks he is but I have the trigger point right here. They wont go off without me activating them first.”

Everyone turns as they hear a slight cough from the guy stood on their doorstep that Heath had answered to door too.

Heath, “Oh yeah this tool would like to know if he could join up with the River Boys.”

Brax, “Oh yeah well we don’t really hold open auditions for entry, who are you?” anyway

Spanner, “I errr I’m…………….”

Brax, “Yes?”

Spanner, “I have been in a gang before if that helps?”

Heath, “Brax asked who you were spanner.”

Spanner, “How did you know?”

Heath, “Know what?”

Spanner, “What my name was?”

Brax, “We don’t.”

Indi, “Well this is lovely but come on Heath I think its time for you to go back home to VJ now before you become hairy.”

Heath, “OK then.”

Brax, “I think I will come with you I can drop by at your house and see how Casey is getting on with laying the mines for the moles.”

Spanner, “Oh good can me and my other friends come along with you? Meet Wrench and PowerDrill and Chainsaw.”

Brax, “Hm strange names.”

Chainsaw, “Yeah Hammer couldn’t make it his busy elsewhere with Ja……”

Wrench, “Shut up you idiot your blow our cover.”

Heath, “Let’s go then I will follow the scent of VJ, but before I do I just need to take a leak.”

Heath cocks his leg up against what looks to be a half dug up electrical cable in the road.

Spanner, “Errr why is he doing that?”

Brax, “It’s just one of my brothers many habits.”

Meanwhile back at Elijah and Watson’s house.

Watson, “When exactly are you going to make appearance here Elijah? I have watched half hour of this DVD and I haven’t seen any sign of you.”

Elijah, “Watson my dear the reason for that is I’m taking charge of the camera in this scene.”

Reverend Reggie, “Oh going with that story are we?”

Elijah, “Seems as good as any.”

Watson bursts out laughing.

Watson, “Oh nice work with the camera there I bet that hurt.”

Reggie and Elijah both look at the screen to see the person doing the filming of Reggie has fell over.

Watson, “I bet you have some bruises now.”

Reggie, “I bet he doesn’t.”

Elijah, “Quite right Reggie they have all healed quite nicely.”

Reggie, “Oh for pity sake young lady I can’t keep this up any longer I need to tell you something.”

Watson, “Oh yes what is it?”

Reggie, “It’s about Elijah.”

Watson, “Yes?”

Reggie, “He……………..”

Suddenly the house is plunged into darkness.

Elijah, “OH NO GOD HELP US ALL THE END OF DAYS IS UPON US.”

Watson, “He what screams like a little girl when the lights go out and starts to waffle on about the end of the world?”

Elijah, “IT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER I HAVE READ ABOUT THIS IN THE BIBLE WHEN WE ARE ENGULFED INTO UTTER DARKNESS IT MEANS THE END IS COMING.”

Watson gets up and tries the light switch.

Watson, “Or it could just be a power cut.”

There is a light tapping sound coming from the front door.

Miles, “Helloooooooooooo.”

Elijah, “OH NO HIS HERE DEATH HAS COME TO CLIAM US ALL.”

Watson, “Oh yes and he has brought us a geek lamb curry and other goodies for us to enjoy.”

Leah, “Yes it isn’t much really just something I whipped up quickly.”

Bam- Bam, “I no like the dark.”

Miles, “VJ shine your torch over this way so your brother isn’t so sacred.”

VJ, “That better?”

Leah, “Yes thanks VJ hope this blackout doesn’t last for long I wonder what caused it.”

Brax, “Heath why did you do that?”

Heath, “Do what take a leak? Well I needed to go.”

Brax, “Well, well done.”

Heath, “Abit odd of you to praise me I only went to the toilet.”

Indi, “No babe I think he means well for going over that power cable and plunging the town into blackness.”

Heath, “Oh right I couldn’t help it I was desperate.”

Brax, “Will you guys shut up? I’m trying to get hold of Charlie I think she must have had her phone stolen.”

Indi, “Why?”

Brax, “Keep getting through to someone called Esther keep getting her voicemail.”

Heath, “Oh give it here.”

Heath takes the phone and listens.

Charlie on the voicemail, “Hey there you have reached the world famous model/Actress Ester Anderson. I am far too busy and important to take your call I might call you back when I can be bothered too.”

Heath, “Yep looks like she’s lost it.”

Spanner, “Hey don’t talk about Charlie like that.”

PowerDrill, Wrench and Chainsaw can be heard chuckling.

PowerDrill, “Yeah I bet Jake and Hammer are taking great care of her.”

Brax, “Jake and Hammer?”

PowerDrill, “Oh no I didn’t say that I said lets get some cake and get hammered.

Spanner. “Nice recovery.”

Brax stares back at the odd four strangers wanting to become members of their gang.Heath is too busy sniffing the air for VJ’s scent to notice

Heath, “Got him this way”

They all begin to run towards Elijah and Watson’s house.

Miles goes to answer the door as the Heath and co reach the door.

Miles, “Oh good Heath your back haven’t eaten anyone on your way back then?”

Heath growls.

As they all move in the darkness into the house Spanner, Wrench Power drill and Chainsaw take out their guns and point them at the sounds of the footsteps of the group of people somewhere in front of them.

Spanner, “Well isn’t this nice a few friends having food together.”

Elijah, “Yes have some.”

Spanner, “What is wrong with you all? Your not screaming don’t you realise your all about to die?”

Miles, “What from food poisoning?”

Leah, “Hey that is my cooking your talking about.”

Chainsaw, “Spanner they can’t see you pointing a gun at them because of the power cut.”

Brax, “What?”

Spanner, “Yes that’s right Brax Jake and Hammer say hello and they also say your girlfriend and her daughter are having a good time with them.”

Brax, “No Jake better not hurt them.”

Heath, “Clever don’t you think your whole gang being named after tools.”

Miles, “Hammer, Spanner, Chainsaw, Wrench and PowerDrill very well spotted there Heath.”

Spanner, “Shut up.”

Heath growls.

Spanner, “Oh do shut up growling what are you insane?”

Heath, “Don’t push me.”

Spanner, “Oh why will you get angry?”

Heath, “Yes.”

Spanner, “Wooo.”

Heath, “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”

Chainsaw, “UP AGAINST THE WALL.”

Spanner, “Get your ropes boys.”

In her panic Leah brushes up against something with great muscles.

Leah, “Oh Miles that’s some six pack you have there.”

Brax, “Naaa it’s me Leah Eh.”

Leah, “Oh my well if you ever find yourself at a loose end and Charlie ever leaves you just give me a call.”

Spanner, “Hey enough flirting get against the wall.”

Elijah, Watson, Leah, Miles with baby Bam- Bam on his shoulders. VJ, Heath, Brax, Indi and Reverend Reggie all stand facing the wall.

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Chapter 12

Spanner, “Are you all standing facing the wall?”

Wrench, “No why I would I be?”

Spanner, “I wasn’t talking to you, you tool.”

Wrench, “Oh yes I see you meant the hostages.”

Chainsaw, “Well done genius.”

Watson, “You won,t get away with this I’m a cop.”

Spanner, “Oh hear that boys she’s a pig.”

Elijah, “Hey I think your find Miles is the only pig here.”

Miles, “Hey I take an offence to that claim, but to be fair to you I am feeling abit peckish now.”

Leah, “Oh what really?”

Miles, “Hey if we are going to get shot here and die I would rather do it with something tasty in my hand.”

Bam- Bam, “Me too Dada ice creammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.”

Miles, “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.”

Spanner, “Will you just shut up you don’t seem to realise we mean business here.”

Powerdrill, “Hey Spanner?”

Spanner, “Yeah?”

Powerdrill, “Is there a dog in here somewhere?”

Spanner, “Naa it’s just that weirdo over there. If you think you can scare us off like that you’re very much mistaken.”

Brax, “Yeah Heath knock it off.”

Heath, “No.”

Indi, “Yeah Brax if Heath feels the need to growl let him. This is a really stressful situation here.”

Brax, “Oh do you think? I hadn’t noticed, clever girlfriend you have there Heath stating the obvious.”

Heath turns to face Brax to growl at him but feels a tap on his shoulder.

Brax, “I’m over here stupid.”

Heath quickly turns his head and growls at the sound of Brax’s voice.

VJ, “Mom are those guys pointing their guns at us?”

Chainsaw, “Of course we are.”

Brax, “How do you know in this darkness?”

Wrench, “He has a point you know we could be facing away from them.”

PowerDrill, “Let’s test it Wrench see if you can shoot someone.”

Wrench aims his gun and fires causing a sound of a thud as someone falls to the floor as well as the sound of window glass breaking

Watson, “Is everyone still ok?”

Everyone shouts back that their ok all expect for Miles.

Leah, “Miles oh my God are you ok?”

Heath, “Owwww will you stop rolling on top of my feet please?”

Miles, “Oh the pain oh it hurts you got me good and proper.”

Bam-Bam giggles.

Bam-Bam, “Dada funny.”

Leah, “Miles are you just messing about here.”

Miles and Bam-Bam can both be heard giggling.

Miles, “No that tool shot me I’m in pain here.”

Heath, “Get off my feet.”

Spanner, “Chainsaw go over a check the joker out will you?”

Chainsaw, “Yep his bleeding.”

Spanner, “Ok let that be a lesson to all of you do not mess with us we are dangerous gangsters and………..”

Chainsaw, “Mmmmmm his blood tastes of tomato ketchup.”

Miles gets to his feet laughing.

Miles, “Oh that was funny you have to admit.”

Brax, “Where did you get the ketchup from?”

Miles, “Oh I always carry a couple of spare packets in my pockets, you never know when they might come in handy.”

Powerdrill, “Will he shoot him Spanner?”

Spanner, “No don’t waste bullets we need to wait to see what Jake says.”

Watson, “Yeah sounds like bullets were wasted already destroying my kitchen stain glass window.”

Heath, “Brax did you bring that landmine you were wiring up with you?”

Brax, “Funny enough Heath no I didn’t.”

Heath, “Why not?”

Brax, “Well don’t you think it would have looked abit strange if anybody were to have seen me with it?”

Heath, “You could of explained it away God Brax you are good with getting away with stuff.”

Elijah, “Would everyone please be quiet?”

Heath, “Why’s that RoboReverend?”

Elijah, “I am trying to find my inner strength here.”

Spanner, “Yes would everyone kindly just shut the hell up here?”

Watson, “How very dare you speak to me like that in my own house.”

Reverend Reggie, “The lady does have a point there guys. Cant we just chat this though over a nice cup of tea?”

Elijah, “Yes now come to think of it you still have the one Watson made you earlier that seems to have been forgotten about along with my bottle of red wine. Watson did you even bring it through from the kitchen?”

Watson, “No I did not.”

Spanner, “SHUT UP.”

Spanner and Powerdrill start to tie everyone hands with their ropes.

Wrench, “Errr we didn’t bring enough rope with us.”

Spanner, “You idiots you mean to tell me we don’t have enough for the most two important people here?”

Heath, “Who’s that then?”

Indi, “You and Brax babe.”

Brax, “Yeah you idiot.”

Spanner, “Tie them to a chair there must be one round here somewhere make it double knotted and tight.”

Wrench, “How we meant to find a chair in this darkness? And to be fair I’m not that good at double knots in daylight so god help me doing it in the dark.”

Elijah, “God wont help you my child he only works in the forces of good.”

Powerdrill, “Oh what utter rubbish that is.”

Spanner, “Just shut up and do it.”

Brax and Heath are hurled into the middle of the room.

Brax, “Heath will you stop panting your breath stinks.”

Heath, “I can’t help it I’m getting angry.”

Brax, “Fine will you at least have a mint.”

Heath, “Hey stop bossing me round Brax.”

Indi, “Now Heath have a mint you know how your breath smells after you have eaten sometimes.”

Powerdrill, “Ha cheese and onion crisps is it? Just before he tries to kiss you.”

Indi, “Oh no he eats far much worse things than that trust me.”

Heath, “Oh ok then I will have a mint if it will make you happy.”

Heath takes the packet of extra strong mints out of his pocket and pops one in his mouth.

Brax, “Thanks Indi at least he listens to you.”

Indi, “ It’s easy I just promise him sex if he behaves.”

VJ, “He listens to me too I promise him doggy treats.”

Spanner, “Doggy treats what on earth?”

Heath, “Hey you got a problem with me liking doggy treats?”

Spanner, “SHUT THE HELL UP. CHAINSAW GET THESE TWO TIED UP WILL YOU?”

Chainsaw, “Yep still trying to find a chair. owwwwwwwwwwww I found it.”

Spanner, “Good Wrench help Chainsaw tying the rope.”

Elijah, “Watson?”

Watson, “Yes?”

Elijah, “Did you remember to set the Sky Plus for my bible stories?”

Watson, “Jezz Elijah we are being held hostage here.”

Elijah, “Yes I know but I’m sure God will protect us so did you remember?”

Watson, “No but its on series link.”

Elijah, “Oh what a relief.”

Watson, “Well not really seeing as there’s a power cut.”

Elijah, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”

Powerdrill, “Sounds like the good reverend has snapped.”

Spanner, “I’m close to doing that too Chainsaw, Wrench have you done with tying those troublesome River Boys up yet?”

Chainsaw, “Nearly now remember Wrench The rabbit jumps over the log . . . wait a minute. Oh yes, "over, and under, and around,”

Wrench, “Oh yes I got it ha try and escape from those knots losers.”

Spanner, “Now lets have a chat with Jake shall we Brax? See if Charlie is there with him.”

Brax, “I WIIL KILL YOU IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HER.”

Spanner, “Shhh while I use voice commands on my phone I can’t see the buttons in this darkness so bear with me.”

Heath growls.

Spanner speaks into his phone.

Spanner, “Call Jake.”

Phone, “Did you say call home?”

Spanner, “No I said call Jake.”

Phone, “Did you say call Cake?”

Spanner, “Jake call Jake.”

Phone, “Calling…….”

Spanner, “Ha here we go.”

Phone, “Steve.”

Spanner, “Nooo call Jake.”

Phone, “Say that again didn’t understand the request.”

Miles, “Well this is very entertaining.”

Elijah, “I would have to agree with you there mate.”

Miles, “Don’t call me mate.”

Meanwhile outside Charlie and Ruby’s trailer Jake stands impatiently knocking on the door.

Charlie, “Go away I will be ready when I’m ready. I just can’t decide on the right outfit to wear Rubes.”

Ruby, “Well which feels right for you.”

Charlie, “Well the sexy cop outfit.”

Ruby, “Then wear that where’s the problem here?”

Charlie, “Well the low cut cop outfit is me but I’m not so sure that it’s quite Esther’s taste.”

Ruby, “Esther? Oh yes right your ultra ego.”

Charlie, “Is she a naughty nurse, a school teacher, a flowery dress type of girl, Or a jeans woman, or a house maid? mm I just don’t know.”

Ruby, “hmmmm.”

Charlie, “Do you see my problem?”

Ruby, “Go for the bikini babe look.”

Charlie, “No you see that’s me all over again.”

Jake, “Look will you just let me in?”

Hammer, “See she just won’t come out.”

Jake, Shut up Hammer, now open up this door your miss out on the catwalk show at this rate.”

Charlie pokes her head out the trailer door slightly.

Charlie, “Now sweetie listen to me you can’t have a catwalk show without the star.”

Hammer, “We do have other models here you know?”

Charlie, “Yes but none are as hot as Esther Anderson now are they?”

Charlie slams the trailer door shut again.

Hammer, “I hate the way she talks about herself as in the third person.”

Jake, “That’s because she’s Charlie flipping Buckton hammerhead.”

Hammer, “Wooo really was that the best insult you could come up with hammerhead?”

Jake, “Don’t push me Hammer.”

Ruby comes to the door of the trailer.

Ruby, “Excuse Jacob, Hammy my Mom says would you mind going somewhere else to have your screaming fit?”

Jake, “What?”

Ruby, “Yeah she says its disturbing her thought progress.”

Jake, “Well tell her to stop being such a high maintenance little diva and………”

Hammer, “Hey why don’t you just tell her that yourself Jake?”

Hammer pushes his way past Ruby and into the trailer.

Hammer, “Now Esther……”

Hammer takes a lucky dodge as a bullet whizzes past just before his eyes.

Charlie, “Do you feel lucky punk? Hey Rubes maybe I will strut my stuff down the catwalk as a sexy policewoman I mean I have brought my gun with me.”

Ruby, “Mom you came close to shooting poor old Hammy then.”

Charlie, “Oh no I am very sorry I forgot there were bullets in the gun oh I am sorry.”

Hammer, “What utter madness I mean come on….”

Charlie, “Let that be a lesson to you Hammy never disturb a lady when she’s getting changed.”

Hammer, “JAKE GET IN HERE SHE SHOT AT ME SHE HAS A GUN.”

Jake, “Well that’s a shocker isn’t it considering she’s a cop.”

Charlie, “Well that isn’t quite true now is it I’m…..”

Jake, “Yes, Yes you’re the wonderful and sexy supermodel Esther Anderson.”

Charlie, “Quite right now instead of talking to me from outside on the doorstep come in Jacob.”

Hammer, “No you stay out there she’s a danger with that gun.”

Charlie, “Oh don’t worry I have put the safety on now.”

Jake steps inside the trailer giving Hammer a quick check for any injuries as he enters.

Jake takes one look at Charlie in her very low cut police uniform while she swings a black rubber truncheon round seductive.

Charlie, “Oh stop now put your tongue away.”

Jake, “Huh, what, I ,what, I……”

Charlie, “I can see that you like what I’m wearing and who wouldn’t I’m hot I know I am.”

Jake stands there in a daze as his phone begins to ring.

Hammer, “Er Jake your phone Jake. Can you hear me your phone.”

Jake, “What about it?”

Hammer, “It’s ringing.”

Jake, “Is it?”

Hammer, “Oh for pity sake I will get it.”

Hammer reaches in Jake’s pocket for his phone.

Hammer, “Hello?”

Spanner, “Hello who’s this?”

Hammer, “Hammer.”

Spanner, “Oh God dam these stupid voice commands I said Jake not Hammer. How does Jake sound like Hammer? Please tell me.”

Hammer, “Spanner.”

Spanner, “Yes Hammer?”

Jake, “Hey give me that.”

Jake snatches the phone away from Hammer glaring at him as he does so.

Jake, “Spanner this is Jake.”

Spanner, “Good we have him and his brother I have to say his abit strange he doesn’t stop growling.”

Jake, “Growling?”

Spanner, “Yes anyway I thought it would be nice for them to say there final goodbyes.”

Jake, “Oh you thought did you? I don’t want you to think but yes that would be a nice fitting ending.”

Spanner, “I will just put him on, hey someone past this to Brax I cant see him in this darkness. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww watch it.”

Chainsaw, “Sorry I just tripped over someone’s leg we have far too many hostages here.”

Jake, “What’s going on there?”

Chainsaw, “Power cut here I think I found him.”

Jake, “Ha would you like to talk to Charlie?”

Miles, “Er I guess so.”

Jake, “You don’t sound very keen.”

Leah, “Who is it Miles?”

Miles, “Some guy asking if I want to talk to Charlie.”

Brax, “Charlie that’s for me eh.”

Jake pasts the phone to Charlie.

Charlie, “Woooooo who wants to talk to me?”

Jake, “Your boyfriend.”

Ruby, “Er wait a minute how do you know she has a boyfriend?”

Jake, “Lucky guess.”

Charlie, “Hello?”

Miles Hey Charlie so whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppppp?”

Charlie, “Miles?”

Jake, “Miles?”

Jake takes the phone from Charlie and presses it to his ear.

Jake, “Spanner?”

Miles, “Now that’s not very nice don’t call me a spanner again please.”

Jake, “Oh get off the phone, Spanner?”

Miles, “I’m warning you………..”

Spanner, “I think he means me.”

Miles, “Oh fair enough.”

Spanner takes the phone.

Spanner, “Yes Jake?”

Jake, “Now will you try and put the right person on the phone this time?”

Ruby, “Er Mom I don’t like this there’s something very wrong here.”

Charlie, “Oh Rubes don’t worry you worry to much.”

Brax, “Hello?”

Jake, “Ha there you are.”

Jake pasts the phone back to Charlie.

Charlie, “Hello?”

Brax, “Charlie”

Charlie, “Yes?”

Brax, “Are you ok?”

Charlie, “Oh yes I’m having a great time.”

Brax, “You are?”

Charlie, “Oh yes me and Rubes are about to enter a catwalk show.”

Brax, “Heath quit it with your growling please I’m on the phone.”

Charlie, “Oh you’re with Heath.”

Brax, “Yeah.”

Charlie, “What you doing?”

Brax, “Well we are abit tied up at the minute.”

Charlie, “Oh what you tied up with?”

Brax, “No I don’t think you understand.”

Heath growls grow louder.

Heath, “Brax stop tugging at the rope will you?”

Charlie, “Oh your busy taking Heath for a walk shouldn’t that be VJ’s job though Brax? I will let you go if you’re busy.”

Brax, “No Charlie your in………….”

Charlie, “Bye Braxy baby looooooooooooooooooove you.”

Charlie cuts the call off while Jake and Hammer stare at each other shaking their heads in amazement.

Hammer, “Well that didn’t have the impact we were expecting.”

Jake, “No, no it didn’t.”

Charlie, “Well he seemed busy walking Heath.”

Jake, “Heath? Why would he be walking Heath?”

Charlie, “Oh long story but anyway I’m ready now so lets go.”

Charlie runs excitedly out of the trailer.

Jake sighs.

Hammer, “Well another lame modelling show for us, Jake couldn’t you have come up with a better cover than this for us?”

Ruby, “A cover for what?”

Charlie comes running back panting.

Charlie, “Come Rubes let’s go.”

Jake, “She will catch you up.”

Charlie, “Oh ok.”

Jake whispers to Hammer.

Jake, “Take care of her.”

Hammer chuckles.

Ruby, “What’s going on here?”

Jake, “You’re going for a little ride with Hammer here.”

Ruby, “Oh no your…………..”

Jake, “Yes we are.”

Hammer, “Come on Ruby its hammer time.”

Jake, “Hammer please that catchphrase was just lame.”

Meanwhile back at the Walkers Farm Sid sits at the table reading a newspaper by candle light, while Xavier is busy trying to declare his love to Sasha.

Xavier, “I er, you see, I…………,.really mmmmmmmmmm…….”

Sasha, “Oh Xavier come on spit it out.”

Sid chuckles from behind his paper.

Sid, “Feeling abit tongue tied there are we Xav?”

Xavier groans.

Sasha, “I’m waiting what do you want to say to me?”

Xavier, “Well the thing is………………”

Sasha, “Yes the thing is what?”

Sid, “Let the poor chap speak Sash.”

Xavier, “Thank you Dr Walker.”

Sid, “Your welcome, now I wonder where that sister of yours is Sasha it’s very rude of her to leave all the farm chores to Dex. Even if Marty is helping him out, out there.”

Sasha, “I will go and help Dex.”

Sid, “What and leave poor old tongue tied Xavier here while he is trying to confess his deep love for you?”

Sasha, “Well yes I would be back before he even finishes a sentence at this rate.”

Xavier blushes.

Meanwhile outside Dex is busy picking carrots.

Dex, “Now Marty these are called carrots and we eat them, well you don’t because you’re a robot but us humans do.”

Casey, “Hey Dex.”

Dex, “Casey what you doing here?”

Casey, “Well I’m just……………….”

Dex, “GET OFF MY LAND.”

Casey, “That was a very impressive farmers accent there well done.”

Dex, “Why thank you.”

Casey, “MMM anyway I’m here to lay some traps would your Dad mind?”

Dex, “Traps for what?”

Casey, “Brax says for moles.”

Dex, “What kind of trap is it? It looks kind of dangerous what with all those wires and the blinky red light there.”

Casey, “Yes it does look quite strange doesn’t it? But Brax ensured me it would get rid of your Dads mole problem.”

Dex, “Well that is nice of him to do that for us.”

Casey Yes here can I just get you to hold this trap for me a sec?”

Casey hands Dex the landmine as he starts to dig away some dirt to make a hole to place the mine in.

Dex, “Wouldn’t it be better to do this sort of thing when there wasn’t a power cut in town?”

Casey, “Well this is the last one I have been at it most the day.”

Dex, “Wow how many of these traps have you laid down?”

Casey, “Oh half a dozen give or take.”

Dex, “I say, that’s a lot of moles.”

Casey, “Mmmm.”

Dex starts to inspect the strange little device in his hands.

Dex, “Highly explosive eh highly flammable.”

Casey, “Well I guess you wouldn’t want those moles coming back.”

Dex Wonder if Mr Stewart would be interested in having any moles for his barber, because it sounds like these moles will be well and truly roasted.”

Casey, “Dex stop fiddling you might set the trap off on yourself.”

Dex, “Override switch I wonder.”

Casey, “I’m ready now so past it here.”

Casey turns to see Dex holding the mine up to his ear giving it a quite a good shake.

Casey, “Er Dex?”

Dex Looks at Casey with great alarm on his face.

Dex, “It’s ticking I can hear ticking.”

The mine suddenly starts to make a beeping sound.

Casey, “Oh no what did you press?”

Dex, “Nothing just gave it a quick shake, oh I might of accidently flicked this override switch here.”

Casey, “Oh Dex.”

Dex, “But come now what’s the worse that can happen? Its not like it’s going to explode or anything is it Casey?”

Casey, “Yes I would say that is a exactly what its going to do.”

Dex, “Oh no.”

Dex starts to pace in a panic stricken state back and froth past Casey each time he comes pasted Casey face Dex shakes his head in disproved.

Casey, “Dex Calm down and stop pacing.”

Dex, “Now how can I possibly do that Casey? I’m holding a ticking time bomb here.”

Casey, “Well actually it’s a landmine.”

Dex, “Well thank you for clearing that up for me, but I can’t see the fact of it being a landmine makes any huge difference here. It’s still going to blow my Dad’s farm to Tim buck two.”

Casey, “Well yes I would say there’s good chance of that happening.”

Dex, “Oh I guess who my Dad will blame yes that is right me, but no Casey this is your fault.”

Dex lets out a yelp of fear as the beeping of the landmine comes close to reaching it’s point of climax.

Dex, “What do I do with it?”

Casey, “Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”

Dex, “CASEY?”

Casey gazes round the land knowing fill well that countless other landmines were buried below the soil where they were standing they are surrounded.

Casey, “QUICK CHUCK IT AWAY TOSS IT OVER YOUR SHOULDER.”

Dex, “Oh great plan Casey.”

Casey, “Dex there isn’t time just do it.”

Dex tosses the landmine over his shoulder.

Casey, “Brace yourself take cover.”

Xavier, “Sasha I…………..”

Sid, “Oh Xav you do make me laugh.”

Sasha, “Xavier just say how you feel.”

Xavier, “I’m trying I…..”

BANG.

Sid, “What on earth was that?”

Xavier, “Sounded like a bomb going off.”

Sid makes his way to the door with the aid of torchlight. he is shocked to see Marty rushing inside which nearly knocks him from his feet.

Marty, “BE CALM HUMANS THERE’S NOTHING TO FEAR DEX THE GENIUS PROGRAMMED ME TO HANDLE SITUATIONS LIKE THIS.”

Xavier, “Situations Like what?”

Marty, “THAT WOULD BE NUCLEAR WAR OR AN ATTACK FROM OTHER LIFE FORMS. I AM FOR YOUR OWN SAFTEY BAUER CADING YOU IN THE HOUSE UNTILL THE THEAT IS DEALT WITH. SIDNEY FATHER OF DEX THE GENIUS WHERE ARE U GOING?”

Sid, “I am going to check on my farm where else would I be going?”

Sid rushes out the door before Marty the robot can stop him.

Sasha, “Well it looks like it’s just you and me now Xavier, you can carry on telling me how much you love me.”

Xavier blushes.

Meanwhile outside Sid can’t believe his eyes.

Sid, “Oh no my poor farm look at you.”

The farm no longer has that dreamy peaceful look about it instead it now very much resembles a battlefield.

Sid, “Oh no, Oh dear, oh my, oh…………..”

Dex, “HEY DAD.”

Sid peers down a rather large hole to see Dex grinning back up at him.

Sid, “Dex?”

Casey, “And me Dr Walker how’s it going?”

Sid, “Casey what……….”

Dex, “Dad would you mind giving us a hand out of this hole?”

Sid, “How would you like me to go about doing that?”

Dex, “I don’t know with a ladder or something.”

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Chapter 13

Sid is rendered speechless, as he looks down at his dirt covered son staring back up at him from a giant gapping hole, where his carrot patch used to be.

Dex, “Errrrrrrrrrrr Dad?”

Sid, “A ladder you would like me to fetch you a ladder?”

Dex, “Yes if you wouldn’t mind.”

Sid’s face disappears from Dex’s sight has he stands up straight taking in a couple of deep calm breaths. Sid then grazes across his destroyed farm letting out a little chuckle as his eyes fall upon the little brown shed that once held all the helpful farming equipment.

Casey, “Where’s your Dad gone Dex?”

Dex, “I think he popped off to get us a ladder he will be back in a sec.”

Sid peers down the hole again trying his best to hold back his hysteric laughter.

Dex, “That’s the right attitude to have Dad. Laughter is the best medicine in these kind of situations.”

This makes Sid laugh even harder.

Dex, “That’s it Dad, I’m glad you seeing the funny side of this major accident which was totally not my fault may I add.”

Casey, “Errr his either seeing the funny side or has totally flipped Dex.”

Dex, “Dad how about that ladder?”

Sid has tears in eyes as he tries his best to speak through his roars of laughter.

Sid, “Ladder, your be so lucky.”

Dex, “Dad this is no time to start quoting Kylie Minogue songs at us.”

Sid, “No you don’t understand there is no ladder.”

Dex, “Dad there is, there’s one in the shed.”

Sid, “There is no shed.”

Casey, “See I told you so his snapped, flipped.”

Dex, “Dad we have a shed.”

Sid, “No Dex we HAD a shed.”

Dex, “Where’s it gone?”

Sid, “It’s gone bang, bang bye, bye.”

Sid makes a small waving gesture down the hole at them. Casey and Dex take a confused look at each other before glancing back at Sid.

Sid, “Oh for crying out loud our handy little shed with our handy farming tools has been blown up along with the rest of the farm.”

Casey, “Ah well at least you still have your health.”

Sid looks down at Casey with a face like thunder. Just then a distress fare goes bang in the sky over Sid head. This causes one of the left over mines to start ticking Sid looks round at the sound of the ticking landmine.

Sid, “Where on earth did that distress fare come from?”

Dex, “Never you mind that you better get away from that ticking sound.”

Sid, “How I what how?”

Casey, “You will have too jump down here with us.”

Sid, “Oh no I don’t think I will be doing any such thing like that.”

The landmine starts to beep.

Dex, “I think you might change your mind about joining us in our hole.”

Sid takes a look back at the beeping sound.

Sid, “I think you might be right about that, watch your heads you two here I come.”

Sid paces backwards away from the hole so to give himself a good run up before taking the plunge. Dex and Casey can hear his running strides and cover their heads as Sid leaps the landmine explodes.

Sid, “Did I make it?”

Casey, “Yes you did.”

Dex, “Welcome, now who said that living in the countryside was boring was clearly lying.”

Sid, “So what now?”

Casey, “I guess we start digging.”

Sid, “Dig ourselves out you mean?”

Casey, “Yep how are you at digging tunnels?”

Back in the Farmhouse.

Xavier, “I don’t think you should go shooting any more flares out the window.”

Sasha, “Yeah I think it scares Xav Marty.”

Xavier, “Hey I will have you know I don’t scare easy.”

Sasha, “Expect when talking to girls you fancy.”

Xavier blushes.

Meanwhile back with Jake’s tools.

Watson, “You won’t get away with this you know? You can’t just kidnap a cop and get away with it.”

Powerdrill, “Shut up pig.”

Chainsaw, “Yeah we can do what we like.”

Spanner, “Well until Jake gets here we can.”

Wrench, “Yeah so button it pig.”

Watson, “Elijah are you just going to sit there and let them speak to me like that?”

There is no answer from Elijah which make the four hostage takers laugh.

Spanner, “Yeah looks like he will pig.”

Watson, “ELIJAH.”

Elijah, “Shhh I’m trying to remember something I did long ago.”

Miles, “Was it how not to lose friends.”

Leah, “Miles will you let this go please I no longer have any feeling for Elijah I’m with you now.”

Bam- Bam, “Yeah silly Billy Dada.”

Powerdrill, “What you lost Reverend would you like help searching for it?”

The four tools laugh.

Chainsaw, “Good one Powerdrill.”

Elijah, “No I have all the help I need thank you. For I have been speaking to God he has set me along the path.”

Wrench, “Oh rubbish.”

Reverend Reggie, “Elijah please this is not the time.”

Elijah, “No Reggie This path that the good Lord has set me on in my mind leads to one of my very old memories where I learnt a ancient skill. I am led to believe I was once a master in this skill.”

VJ, “Oh were you a Jedi master?”

Elijah, “Not that I am aware of VJ but never say never we will have to wait until my mind becomes clearer to know for sure.”

Brax, “What are you doing Heath?”

Heath, “Did you hear what that tool Wrench called us as he tied us in these double knots?”

Brax, “No can’t say I was really listening.”

Heath, “He said see if you can escape now losers.”

Brax, “Well Heath try and not cry about it I don’t want to hear you crying like a little girl.”

Heath, “Oh shut up. Well I will show those stupid tools that I can in fact escape.”

Indi, “I didn’t know you knew any magic tricks Heath.”

Brax, “Oh yeah his a right Whodeano.”

Heath, “Shut up do you want to get away or not?”

Brax, “Oh and lose out on the treat of being tied to you Heath. Hmm let me think about that.”

Silence falls between the two Braxton brothers for a few seconds.

Heath, “Well have you thought about it?”

Brax, “OH FOR THE LOVE…………….NO HEATH I HAVENT.”

Heath, “Do you need more time?”

Brax, “JUST DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO TO GET US OUT OF THIS ROPE WILL YOU JEZZ.”

Heath, “Ok, Ok God who ratted your cage?”

Heath having sharper teeth than normal humans seeing as he had the added bonus of being a werewolf starts to bite down on the rope.

Brax, “What are you doing?”

Indi, “Looks like his munching through the rope Brax.”

Heath, “Yep not the best meal I have ever had but still.”

Chainsaw, “Hey what do you think your doing you weirdo.”

Brax, “Well his making mince meat of the rope eh.”

Wrench, “Oh no not my double knots they took a lot of effort to do.”

Heath growls causing Chainsaw and Wrench to back away slightly.

Chainsaw, “His not normal his not.”

Indi, “Hey that’s my boyfriend your talking about.”

Heath and Brax stand has the toured strains of rope fall to the floor.

Powerdrill, “OH NO THEIR FREE.”

Spanner, “Don’t worry we can take them.”

Heath, “Indi where are you?”

Indi, “Next to you, untie me.”

Heath, “I can’t do knots but I will bite through the rope for you.”

Indi, “Ok just don’t bite me.”

Heath, “I will save that for the bedroom later.”

Indi, “Oh Heath stop I’m blushing.”

Heath, “Be thankful I can’t see you in this darkness.”

Heath bites through Indi’s rope.

Powerdrill, “Stand ready come on Brax take your best shot at us.”

Elijah, “MY REMEMBER.”

VJ, “You were Jedi master right? Please say you were that would be so cool.”

Chainsaw, “Is this skill of yours in knitting?”

Elijah, “I think I should just show you.”

Silence falls over the room for a matter of seconds before a long and frightening wailing sound can be heard from Elijah.

Elijah, “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!”

This is followed by the sounds of bodies thudding into the opposite wall.

Powerdrill, “HELP ME HE HAS ME IN SOME KIND OF SLEEPER HOLD.”

It is at this point that the power kicks back in. As the room is once again flooded with light everyone stares upon Elijah, who is gripping tightly round Powerdrill’s neck. Then everyone reverts their surprised eyes to the pile of the three batted and bruised bodies of Spanner, Wrench and Chainsaw.

Heath, “Nice did you just do some ninja on them RoboReverend?”

Elijah, “No jujitsu my hairy friend.”

VJ, “WOW YOU KNOW JUJITSU?”

Elijah, “That I do, totally slipped my mind until I remembered I was once taught the art of jujitsu.”

Watson, “Well I have to say that is very sexy.”

Elijah let Powerdrill go.

Powerdrill, “Oh thank, thank you.”

Elijah took Powerdrill in a chokehold with his robot hand and slammed him to floor.

Brax, “Who taught you jujitsu?”

Elijah, “As I remember now by some ancient monks who live far way in the distant mountains.”

Brax, “I have to learn to fight like that.”

Brax put his fists up and starts to air punch the air.

Heath, “Oh looking good bro.”

Brax, “Well I know that I always look good.”

Brax then trips as he continues to air punch the air.

Brax, “OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I hurt my big toe it smarts eh.”

Elijah, “Marital arts aren’t for the faint hearted Brax my child.”

Watson, “Right up you get you four.”

Spanner, Wrench, Chainsaw and Powerdrill groan as they sit up.

Watson, “You are under arrest for kidnap and also for wasting my friends evenings.”

Miles, “Well thanks for inviting us.”

Leah, “Yeah you should come round to ours sometime.”

Miles, “Yeah but we can’t promise the possibility of being held hostage or anything close to being even that exciting.”

Watson, “Well you never know this is Summer Bay after all.”

Leah, “That’s true.”

Miles, “Anyway best go its well pasted Bam- Bam’s bedtime.”

Bam- Bam, “Yeah I’s sleepy.”

Miles, “Cya been a fun evening.”

Leah, Miles and Bam-Bam leave Elijah and Watson’s house.

Leah, “I wouldn’t say its been fun.”

Miles, “I was being polite Leah.”

Jake sighs out of sheer boredom as he watches Charlie walk up and down the catwalk to the wolf whistles of the audience.

Charlie, “Do I know how to work it or what?”

Jake, “Yeah, yeah great.”

Jake watches as Charlie turns and walks away for the one millionth time.

Toby, “Hey there Mister.”

Jake, “WHAT.”

Toby, “Hey I just wondered if you could tell me who that beautiful lady is?”

Jake, “She calls herself Esther Anderson but her real name is Charlie Buckton and she’s a right pain in the butt.”

Toby, “Well pain in the butt or not I think I have spotted a star here.”

Jake laughs.

Toby, “No really I have I’m a talent scout can you pass my card on to her please she could be big.”

Meanwhile…….

Hammer throws Ruby to the ground by his car.

Hammer, “Get in the boot Ruby.”

Ruby, “What no, no way your brother better not hurt Charlie.”

Hammer, “Get in the boot NOW.”

Ruby peers inside Hammer’s car boot.

Ruby, “Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww no you get in the boot it’s gross in there.”

Hammer, “Now that wouldn’t quite fit if I got in the boot what with me being the one who is kidnapping you.”

Ruby, “Hammer there is no way I am getting in that germ invested boot with all the sweet wrappers bits of chew gum.…………………………”

Hammer gives Ruby a shove in the boot. He then slams it shut and gets behind the wheel. Ruby can hear his manic laughter as they speed away.

Charlie is busy working her stuff on the catwalk as her phone starts to ring.

Charlie, “Honestly who is ringing me now I’m working.”

Charlie reaches into her bra to take her phone out.

Charlie, “Hello?”

Ruby, “Charlie Help me.”

Charlie, “Ruby?”

Ruby, “Charlie I need help I’m locked in………….”

Charlie, “Oh Ruby are you locked in that toilet again? I have told you take it slowly the door is very stiff.”

Ruby, “No Hammer kidnapped me he has me in the boot of his car.”

Charlie, “Hammer as in one of Brax’s insane fans?”

Ruby, “I don’t think he is a fan of Brax Charlie help me.”

Charlie, “But if your with Hammer that must mean, hang on Rubes I’m just going to test something.”

Ruby, “Oh take your time.”

Charlie, “Thanks.”

Charlie looks over to a very bored looking Jake and a excited looking man who is taking photos of her.

Charlie, “Hey Jake.”

Jake is so bored he doesn’t think of his cover of his true identity.

Jake, “Yeah?”

Charlie, “Oh God Rubes it is Jake the one Brax warned me about.”

Ruby, “Help me Mom we must be miles away now hurry.”

Charlie, “Don’t worry Rubes I will come and find you I’m a very fast runner.”

Jake, “Hey where are you going?”

Charlie, “For a quick jog Ruby needs me.”

Charlie darts from the catwalk and out of the building.

Jake, “Oh no you don’t.”

Jake chases after her leaving a rather flustered Toby the talent scout behind.

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Chapter 14

Sid, “I don’t think I can take much more of this digging.”

Dex, “Keep it up Dad they say if you dig far enough down you can dig all the way to Australia.”

Sid, “Dex we are already in Australia.”

Dex, “Oh well fair enough.”

Casey, “Will you two stop talking and help me?”

Dex and Sid continue to dig with their hands.

Sid, “Casey why were you planting landmines round my farm?”

Dex, “Brax wanted to help with our mole problem isn’t that right?”

Casey sighs.

Sid, “Well Casey?”

Casey, “Well the thing is we have a………………”

Dex, “Oh would you believe it Casey look.”

Dex points to a cuggly black looking mole who is busy watching the three of them.

Dex, “Well I think your bombs missed one.”

Casey, “So it would seem.”

Sid, “Quick guys I can see daylight.”

The three of them dig away at the dirt viciously.

Sid, “I can hear voices.”

Salesman, “Well as you can see the scenery is just breathtaking.”

Joe, “Oh yes I can just imagine driving my tractor at top speeds as I go about growing all my crops.”

Jessie, “Oh I don’t know Joe sounds like we have very noisy neighbours next door.”

Joe, “Oh no Jessie my darling.”

Jessie, “Didn’t you hear that big sounding explosion earlier?”

Joe, “That would only be our fellow farmer’s tractor blowing a fuse my dear.”

Salesman, “Yes the Walker family are normally a quiet bunch. Now that we mention the Walkers the father is a doctor.”

Joe, “See that would be very handy dear.”

Jessie, “Mm I’m not too sure. Sounded like a bomb going off you just don’t expect to hear that kind of thing out here in the countryside.”

Salesman, “Well I do think you would be missing out here if you don’t take this beautiful piece of land with it’s very spacious farmhouse.”

Joe, “Come on Jessie.”

Salesman, “All you have to do is sign this contract on the dotted line here and it’s all yours. But I warn you I have other people interested you just don’t know when someone will pop up and take it.”

Sid pops his head out of the wide hole they had just dug. Joe, Jessie and the salesman have their backs to three tunnel bearers.

Salesman, “Will you take it off my hands?”

Sid, “Yes.”

The salesman turns at the sound of Sid’s voice.

Salesman, Excuse me where did you pop up from?”

Sid, “Well out of this big hole here I feel that is quite obvious.”

Salesman, “Well would you mind I’m trying to do a sales pitch here to this lovely couple.”

Sid, “I know I have just been listening to your sales pitch. I have to say you have won me over.”

Joe, “Hey would you mind crawling back into your hole please?”

Jessie, “JOE.”

Joe, “Well really his trying to steal our sale.”

Dex pokes his head out the hole.

Dex, “Hey.”

Sid, “Well how much are you going to offer?”

Joe, “2000.”

Sid, “Well I will put forward 4000 what with me being a very skilled and talented doctor.”

Jessie, “So your from next door the one who decided to blow up his farm.

Dex, “We had a mole problem you see.”

Casey, “Well Brax wanted to protect his dru………..”

Sid cuts him off.

Sid, “Well you see because of………”

Jessie, “Sending your farm sky high.”

Sid, “We are homeless now.”

Salesman, “Will you sign off on this property right away?”

Sid, “Yes just give me a pen to sign.”

Dex, “Well Dad what abit of luck I didn’t even know next door were on the market to buy.”

Joe, “BUT WHAT?”

Salesman, “Well I did say folks someone would pop up and snatch it away.”

Joe, “Yes but I wasn’t expecting someone to pop up from a hole in the ground.”

Salesman, “Well there you go. I have learnt to expect the unexpected in this job especially living here in Summer Bay.”

Hammer laughs as he hears Ruby’s muffled cries of protest fro inside the car boot.

Ruby, “You wont get away with this Hammer Charlie will come and rescue me.”

Hammer, “Not likely we are already miles away.”

Charlie had climbed on the back of a motorbike and as the light breeze whipped through her hair. All the skills and tactics of intense police training that she had mastered but also forgotten for some reason during the years of her being a cop suddenly came back to her.

Charlie, “I’m coming Rubes hang on.”

Jake sits not too far back from Charlie in his car tapping his fingers of one hand on the steering wheel while his other hand rests out on the open window frame of the car door. A gun held tightly in his grip. Giving the tyres of Charlie’s motorbike a quick couple of bullets would send her swerving and crashing to her death Jake thinks as he leans slightly out his open window. As he aims his gun at the tyres of Charlie’s bike. Jake grins as the bullet connects with the back wheel of the bike.

Charlie not having much time to register what is happening starts to slide across the road with not much control into a big line of traffic. The second bullet is fired from Jake’s gun this one hitting the front tyre of Charlie’s bike. This launches Charlie and the bike forward the sound of the bike getting scrape against the road can be heard and then it breaks into pieces as the traffic just drives through it. Charlie meanwhile has taken a huge massive leap onto the back of a lorry carrying giant logs. Charlie couches as she eyes up the next vehicle to jump across too. Taking a huge breath she jumps on to the top of a car. Charlie then uses the car as a stepping stone as she continues to step across to the other car roofs.

Jake, “What the hell?”

Jake jumps slightly as a car horn beeps as a fast car pulls up close to his window.

Toby the Talent Scout, “Whoa she’s just like Laura Croft Tomb Raider don’t you think? I’m going to get nearer to take some pictures.”

Toby the Talent Scout speeds away.

A couple of miles up the road.

Hammer, “Oh Charlie will come save me what utter rubbish that was she won’t catch us now.”

Ruby, “I hope she does.”

As Charlie continues her superhero style leaps from car to car. She is pasted by what looks like a getaway driver and several cop cars. Charlie takes a deep breath as she takes a run up for her next big leap resulting in a huge cartwheel which sends her flying down onto the roof of the getway car.

Charlie quickly lies on the roof stretching her long arms through the luckily rolled down windows. Charlie can hear yelps of surprise as she takes hold of the dangling chain round the getway driver’s neck, then with a quick tug she face plants him into the steering wheel. Charlie then waits for one of the chasing cop cars get close enough to be able to open one of its doors and is able to drag the unconscious getway driver across to their car.

Charlie then rather athletically slides herself through the passengers open window and then slides across to the drivers seat. As she puts her foot to the metal Charlie can hear Ruby’s wails coming from Hammer’s boot. Charlie uses her car horn to her advantage as she honks away getting the other cars to make a wide pathway so she can speed up and give Hammer’s car a right good ramming.

Hammer, “Hey watch the paint work.”

Charlie allows herself to get some distance between her and Hammer’s car before Implying an emergency stop. Charlie braces herself as she hurdles herself through the windshield and on to the roof of Hammer’s car, just before she lands though Charlie undo’s the boot latch allowing Ruby to open it.

Charlie, “Rubes you ok?”

Ruby, “Wow Mom I never knew you could act all action hero and all.”

Charlie, “Ah it comes with the police training. This is what makes me such a good cop I’m fast athletic, flexible.”

Ruby, “I say.”

Hammer, “What the hell? Get off my car’s roof.”

Charlie, “Oh Hammer I should look where you are going.”

Ruby, “DITCH, YOUR GOING TO DRIVE INTO A DITCH.”

Hammer, “Oh come on like I’m going to fall for that one.”

Ruby, “Charlie is that a bee hive hanging from the tree?”

Hammer, “Oh now there’s a bee hive in the ditch is there?”

Charlie, “Yes.”

Hammer, “Oh like I’m going to drive into a bee hive, I’m allergic to bee strings that would be a stupid thing for me to do.”

Hammer turns to face forward.

Charlie, “Ruby listen to me take my hand when I say jump you jump ok?”

Ruby nods.

Hammer opens his eyes from laughing at Charlie and Ruby’s claim that he is just about to drive off into a ditch which has the company of a bee hive.

Hammer says with a rather sarcastic mocking tone.

Hammer, “Ah good one, oh no bees oh no…………………………BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.”

Charlie, “JUMP.”

Charlie and Ruby land in a few brushes on the opposite side of the ditch.

Charlie then starts to check Ruby over for any injuries, her phone starts to ring.

Charlie, “Hello?”

Brax, “Charlie are you ok?”

Ruby shouts down the phone.

Ruby, “Charlie kicks serious ass she just hammered Hammer good.”

Brax, “Charlie?”

Charlie, “Brax what is it?”

Brax, “Charlie I………………”

Charlie, “Brax God you sound awful.”

Brax, “I have just been held hostage.”

Charlie, “Oh no.”

Brax, “Heath managed to get me free by chewing through the ropes Jake’s gang bound us in.”

Charlie, “Is Heath still with you?”

Brax, “Naaaa I let him go chase some rabbits for abit.”

Charlie, “Oh my poor baby are you injured?”

Brax, “Well not really hurt my big toe that’s all.”

Charlie, “WHAT OH NO MY POOR BRAXY WAXY BABY.”

Brax, “Charlie it’s ok really.”

Charlie, “I’M COMING HOME TO NURSE YOU BACK TO HEATLH BRAX DON’T WORRY.”

Brax, “ I might get home before you but I’m limping here. But I’m ok it’s only my big toe……………………”

Charlie cut Brax off in mid sentence.

Ruby, “So what now Charlie are we going back to Summer Bay now?”

Charlie doesn’t hear Ruby as she is once again too worried about Brax. Ruby watches as Charlie runs to a lamppost where a bicycle rests.

Ruby, “Charlie I think we need a car we won’t both get on that.”

Charlie, “Oh Brax my poor baby.”

Ruby watches as Charlie zooms past her.

Ruby, “Oh thanks I guess this means I’m catching the bus then?”

Ruby wanders off in search of a bus stop. A few minutes after Ruby has gone Jake pulls up next to the wreckage of Hammer’s car.

Jake, “Nice driving there idiot.”

Hammer, “Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”

Jake, “Look at the state of you.”

Hammer, “I hurt all over, I need to go to hospital.”

Jake, “I say those bees have stung you good.”

Hammer, “I’m allergic.”

Jake quickly phones a ambulance.

Jake, “They said they will be here in five minutes.”

Hammer, “Will you stay with me until the arrive?”

Jake, “No I’m going to pay our Miss Charlie Buckton a nice friendly visit.”

Jake gives Hammer a quick pat on his shoulder, which causes Hammer a great amount of pain and gets back in his car and drives away.

Hammer, “Oh fine I will lie here and die then don’t worry about me.”

Bam- Bam, “AGAIN, AGAIN DADA.”

Leah Oh no not again please do not play that blasted Teletubbies song again.”

Miles, “What really but we have only heard tens times already Bam- Bam likes it.”

Leah covers her ears as the song blasts through the car speakers once more.

Bam-Bam, “YAY.”

Leah, “Who knew a half hour car journey could be so painful?”

Everybody jumps as a big bang is heard outside the car.

Leah, “What was that?”

Miles, “Oh no I think we have a flat tyre.”

Miles jumps out the car and dashes round to the boot of the car.

Leah, “Miles please tell me you have a spare.”

Miles, “Oh yes here it is looks good doesn’t it?”

Leah, “It looks like a car tyre Miles.”

Miles, “Mm it is.”

Leah, “Well are you going to fit it?”

Miles, “I might.”

Leah, “Oh?”

Miles, “I have one question.”

Leah, “Yes?”

Miles, “How on earth do you change a car tyre?”

Charlie runs into the house she shares with Leah and Miles.

Charlie, “Brax are you here? Oh my poor injured baby. Leah, Miles, RUBY MY GOD I LEFT RUBY ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD OH DEAR.”

As Charlie runs round in a panic of forgetting giving her daughter a lift home. There is the sound of a light tapping on the unlocked back door. Charlie dashes through to the kitchen to see who is knocking.

Charlie, “Ruby?”

Charlie is overwhelmed with fright as she sees Jake standing at the door with a sliver pistol pointing at her.

Jake, “Hello Sergeant this is for my brother.”

The sound of the gunshots echo round the kitchen.

[pembie]

Thanks to JoiseTash,Aden-Belle,Zetti,Carina,Sarah,Red,Mizziette,Screaming Queen 2006 for all supporting and enjoying this fic. throughout.

So here it is the Grand Finale of this story hope you all like the ending.

Chapter 15

Charlie, “Well you’re a abit of a crap shot aren’t you?”

Jake watches as Charlie who dived down for cover gets to her feet.

Jake, “NO I’m not but I will agree with you it didn’t go like I planned it too.”

Charlie, “Oh no look you smashed Leah’s best china plates.”

Jake, “Did I?”

Charlie, “I mean where on earth were you aiming that gun of yours?”

Jake, “At you I was trying to shoot you.”

Charlie, “Yes trying being the key word here.”

Jake, “Shut up so I missed you so what?”

Charlie, “I can’t for the life of me think why, you had a clear shot.”

Jake, “Shut up Buckton. Fine we will try it again shall we?”

Charlie, “What?”

Jake, “You heard me that was just the dummy run. This time I won’t miss.”

Charlie, “Oh like I’m really going to let you try and shoot me again.”

Jake, “oh yes you will I can be very forceful when needs be Miss Buckton so run along.”

Charlie, “NO.”

Jake, “YES now walk out the door and come back through just like you did before.”

Charlie, “No I won’t do it.”

Jake, “YOU WILL SO.”

Charlie, “WON’T.”

Jake, “WILL.”

Charlie, “WON’T.”

Jake, “WILL.”

Charlie, “WON’T.”

Jake, “WILL.”

Charlie, “WON’T AND YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING TO MAKE ME.”

Jake, “I WILL SHOOT YOU IF YOU DON’T.”

Charlie, “Well that would make this silly excise your trying to get me to do pointless.”

Jake, “OH SHUT UP JUST DO IT.”

Charlie runs out the kitchen with fear at the force of Jake’s voice.

Meanwhile out on the quiet road.

Leah, “Miles have you changed that tyre yet?”

Miles, “No I’m still contemplating how to remove the old one.”

Leah turns round in her seat.

Leah, “Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you ok Bam-Bam my cutie baby wavery? Your silly Dada can’t put the spare tyre on the car.”

Bam-Bam, “Silly Billy Dada.”

Leah, “Yes he is isn’t………………………VJ?”

VJ, “Mom?”

Leah, “How long you been there?”

VJ, “All the time Mom.”

Leah, “Are you sure?”

VJ, “Yep I been sat here listening to my IPod.”

Leah, “I don’t think so. We seem to have forgotten all about you in the last chapter. I think even the writer of this story forgot about you.”

VJ, “I don’t know what can you do? Talk about plot holes.”

Leah, “Yes anyway now that you have magical appeared out of thin air. can you go help Miles with the changing of the tyre please?”

VJ, “Yeah sure.”

Leah, “Miles VJ’s coming to give you hand.”

Miles, “VJ didn’t we leave him after being held hostage back at Elijah’s? I don’t remember him getting in the car when we left.”

Leah, “Well his here now so….”

Miles, “Right you are.”

Jake, “Oh Charlie I’m ready.”

Charlie, “Oh I’m sorry would you like me to enter the kitchen now?”

Jake, “Yes that is why I said I’m ready.”

Charlie, “Oh ok.”

Jake, “Charlie? Oh Charlie where are you?”

Charlie, “I wasn’t sure if you wanted me to wait a few seconds before making my entrance?”

Jake, “JUST ENTER DAM YOU SO I CAN SHOOT YOU. I WANT IT JUST THE SAME AS BEFORE.”

Charlie enters.

Jake, “Oh no sorry I have to tap the door first I forgot so out you go again.”

Charlie, “Jake just shoot me please.”

Jake, “No I want to have all the drama and surprise of it happening just like it happened out of the blue.”

Charlie, “Did someone get shot like this in Out Of The Blue?”

Jake, “I don’t know I never watched it now, lets start over GET OUT OF HERE.”

Charlie walks out the kitchen.

Charlie, “Will I enter now?”

Jake, “Have you heard me tap the door yet?”

Charlie, “No.”

Jake, “Then it’s a no.”

Charlie, “Oh ok.”

Jake searches for his gun in his inside jacket pocket.

Charlie, “Jake can we just get this over with please?”

Jake, Yes, yes I seem to have lost my gun. Oh no hang on I have got it ok ready?”

Charlie, “Yes I have been ready for the last five minutes.”

Jake, “Ok and enter the kitchen.”

Charlie walks in looks over to Jake pointing his gun at her.

Jake, “OH NO, NO YOU FORGOT YOUR LINE.”

Charlie, “My line?”

Jake, “Yes you didn’t just walk into kitchen in silence the first time round.”

Charlie, “I didn’t what did I say?”

Jake, “You said Ruby.”

Charlie, “Oh yes I remember now I thought you were Ruby coming through the door. Can’t we just skip that part?”

Jake, “Skip, skip no we can’t I want it just like before now out.”

Jake points Charlie out the kitchen.

Jake, “Now remember you say Ruby as you enter.”

Charlie, “Ok.”

Jake, “And enter.”

Charlie walks into the kitchen. Charlie sees Jake there pointing his gun at her.

Charlie, “Ruby.”

Jake sighs dropping his gun down.

Jake, “Charlie where is the feeling? That sounded so emotionless.”

Charlie, “Oh sorry.”

Jake, “Again.”

Charlie wanders out and into the kitchen again.

Charlie, “Ruby.”

Jake, “Charlie look abit sacred will you?”

Charlie, “Why I know you’re a lousy shot.”

Jake, “No this time I attend to hit and kill you.”

Charlie, “Oh right ok.”

Jake, “So look sacred after all you’re the one who wants to be an actress.”

Charlie, “Ok I will try my best. Would you like me to scream too as I enter?”

Jake, “Charlie I don’t remember you screaming the first time round, so no the look of fear and horror will work fine.”

Charlie, “Ok got you.”

Jake, “OK here we go again.”

Charlie, “Action.”

Jake, “I will let that go we aren’t filming a Hollywood movie here this is the moment you die.”

Charlie, “If you manage to shoot straight that is.”

Jake, “Oh I will.”

Jake taps at the door.

Charlie walks into the kitchen.

Charlie, “Ruby.”

Charlie then goes about griping her cheeks in her hands while her eyes come close to popping out of her head.

Jake, “Hello Sergeant this is for my bro……………………”

Jake bursts out with laughter.

Charlie, “Don’t laugh this is my face of ultimate terror.”

Jake wipes tears from his eyes.

Jake, “Charlie please take this seriously.”

Charlie, “I am you told me to act sacred.”

Jake, “Fine.”

Charlie, “Oh well here we go again.”

Jake, “Don’t leave the room just do a twirl on the spot. God Brax will be here to stop me soon.”

Charlie twirls and walks into the kitchen once more.

Charlie, “Ruby.”

Jake, “Hello Sergeant this is for my brother.”

Jake pulls the trigger.

Charlie, “Oh well I’m still alive.”

Jake, “The God dam gun is jammed hold on.”

Jake fiddles with his gun for awhile. While Charlie grazes round the kitchen in boredom. Jake jumps back slightly as a shot is released.

Charlie, “Oh no not Leah’s kitchen floor.”

Jake, “Oh don’t worry it’s only a small hole.”

Charlie, “You try telling Leah that she says Greek kitchen lining is expensive.”

Charlie leaves the kitchen but as she waits this time she readies herself with her handcuffs.

Jake taps the door.

Charlie enters the kitchen measuring the distance between herself and Jake as she goes.

Charlie, “Ruby.”

Jake, “Hello Sergeant this is……………………..”

Charlie dashes towards Jake and rugby tackles him against the open doo.r She then begins to handcuff him.

Jake, “NO, NO, NO, NO YOU DO NOT DO THIS.”

Jake pushes Charlie to the ground.

Jake, “You have to be the most frustrating woman I have ever come across. Do you remember trying to handcuff me the first time around?”

Charlie, “No.”

Jake, “No so don’t do it. It will just ruined the atmosphere I’m trying to create.”

Charlie turns to leave.

Jake, “No don’t go I can’t be bothered anymore.”

Charlie plasters her look of ultimate terror on her face once again as Jake aims his gun at her.

Jake, “Hello Sergeant this is for……………….”

Jake stops talking.

Charlie, “Why did you stop?”

Jake, “I forgot what I was saying.”

Charlie, “Oh.”

Jake, “Oh you have driven me so batty I…………. “oh yes I remember it now Charlie come back in this kitchen.”

Outside the window a full moon as risen in the night’s sky and as Jake taps on the door once more it is answered by a low and intense growling sound.

Jake, “Now Charlie would you quit it with the growling please? I don’t remember you doing that before hand.”

The growling draws nearer as Jake takes a peek round the kitchen.

Jake, “Charlie?”

Charlie, “I’m coming Gezz I just had to do some woman’s business.”

Jake, “Stop that growling Buckton.”

Charlie, “Growling? I’m not doing any growling.”

Jake gulps.

Jake, “Look this isn’t scaring me one bit stop it Charlie.”

Jake can sense a presence in the kitchen now as he peers round.

Jake, “Oh screw this.”

Jake moves quickly to stand in the open doorway.

Jake, “Hello Sergeant this is for………………………………”

Jake screams as the beast with his red eyes lunges at him and starts to devour him whole.

Charlie, “Jake really, your so impatient what’s all this noise for?”

Charlie walks into the kitchen to see a naked Heath licking his fingers over a pile of clothes.

Charlie, “Heath where are your clothes and what are you doing naked on Leah’s kitchen floor?”

Heath, “Having my dinner.”

Charlie, “Where’s Jake gone?”

Heath pats his stomach before burping loudly.

Heath, “Better out than in.”

Charlie, “Heath, Jake?”

Heath, “For a total tool he tasted quite nice.”

Charlie, “Oh Heath you eat him, oh thank you, you saved me.”

Heath, “Ah it was nothing I was only pasting wondered if VJ was back yet it’s time for my walkies.

Charlie runs arms outstretched as she takes Heath in a hug. It’s at this point that Brax comes limping through the door.

Brax, “This big toe smarts eh I…………………………Charlie Heath what the hells going on here?”

Heath, “Oh it seems your girlfriend here is showing me how very grateful she is.”

Brax, “Grateful what has she got to be grateful of you for?”

Charlie, “Heath saved me.”

Heath looks at Brax smugly.

Brax, “Oh well I would have been here sooner eh but as you see I got injured while being held hostage.”

Heath laughs.

Heath, “No you didn’t you hurt yourself trying to copy Elijah’s jujitsu moves.”

Brax, “Shut up Heath.”

Charlie, “Thank you Heath.”

Brax, “What did he do so wonderful?”

Charlie, “Let’s just say he was Jake’s meal ticket out of here.”

Brax looks confused.

Heath pats his stomach.

Heath, “Mmmm very tasty.”

Brax, “Oh.”

Heath, “Yes indeed oh he was rather tender really.”

There is a sudden excited tapping sound at the door.

Toby the Talent Scout, “Oh my I’m sorry to just barge in like this.”

Charlie, “Oh not to worry everyone else seems too.”

Toby the Talent Scout runs forwards taking Charlie’s hand and gives it a light kiss.

Charlie, “Oh my thank you kind sir.”

Brax, “Hey.”

Heath, “Jealous much bro?”

Brax, “Shut up Heath.”

Toby the Talent Scout, “I must say you very much might be what dreams are made of.”

Miles, Leah, Bam- Bam and VJ walk through the door.

Leah, “Oh what is going on here?”

Miles, “Well I’m not sure but I would say it looks like Charlie is stood in the middle of the kitchen with a excited little man kneeling down at her feet. Brax looks quite jealous. Heath is naked it looks like his finishing off some kind of meat scraps.”

Leah, “Yes thank you for stating the oblivious there Miles.”

Bam- Bam, “Heathy, naked funny Heathy.”

Toby the Talent Scout, “Tell me miss……….”

Charlie, “Charlie Buckton.”

Toby the Talent Scout, “Oh what a beautiful name I can just see it up there in bright lights.”

VJ, “Cool.”

Brax, “Hey stop trying to crack on to my girlfriend will you?”

Ruby, “Hey everyone what’s going on? Sorry had to catch the bus home Mom got all distracted again.”

Toby the Talent Scout, “Charlie have you ever dreamed of Hollywood?”

Charlie, “Who me why me?”

Toby the Talent Scout, “Because after seeing those stunts tonight during that daring rescue.”

Ruby, “Yes it was really kind of out of this world wasn’t it?”

Charlie, “Oh Rubes you’re too kind. It comes with the job of being a cop and the training which comes with it.”

Ruby, “Well I never realised that they taught you how to be a full blown wonder woman at the police academy.”

VJ has sneaked through to the lounge and has started to watch TV.

VJ, “WOW look everyone Charlie on TV.”

Everyone rushes through to the other room.

Ruby, “Wow Mom look at you, you have made the news.”

Brax, “You look so hot babe look at those flexible moves and leaps your doing.”

Charlie blushes.

Toby the Talent Scout, “You see Charlie Hollywood needs a star like you.”

A week later.

Inspector Joyce, “Bring them through.”

A couple of officers bring the prisoners through from the holding cells.

Hammer, “Ouch careful.”

Spanner, “Yeah not so rough.”

Powerdrill, “Oh stop whining.”

Wrench, “Yeah you girls.”

Chainsaw, “Ha good one Wrench.”

The five tools stand in a line before Inspector Joyce’s desk.

Brax, Heath, Indi, Leah and Miles with VJ and Bam- Bam and Elijah stand behind Inspector Joyce.

Inspector Joyce, “Well where is he?”

Spanner, “Who?”

Inspector Joyce, “Jake.”

Heath licks his lips in memory of how good he tasted.

Spanner, “We don’t know.”

Hammer, “Yeah that brother of mine has just seemed to have vanished.”

Inspector Joyce, “Well in that case we will have to form a manhunt for him and thank you guys for coming down and indentifying your hostage takers.”

Brax, Heath with a wide grin on his face. Leah and Miles, Indi, Elijah all leave the station.

Brax, “Elijah?”

Elijah, “Yes?”

Brax, “Would you teach me some of jujitsu so I can be real badass eh?”

Elijah, “Yes my child I plan to go visit the ancient monks who taught me sometime soon to refresh my skills.”

Brax, “Monks eh errrrrr maybe not.”

Elijah, “If you came with me they could train you to be badass brother Brax.”

Brax, “Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I…………brother Brax?”

Elijah, “Brax come let us go and book flights to the ancient monk mountains of great wonder and mystery.”

Meanwhile back in the station.

Inspector Joyce, “Now listen up while Sergeant Charlie Buckton is away for a few months, while she films her box office smash in Hollywood, I will need someone to replace her. Watson step forwards that person is you.”

Watson, “Well what a honour and a………….”

Inspector Joyce, “Yes, yes you will need a partner, and as Charlie didn’t give us much warning of her leaving we haven’t had time to interview.”

Watson, “Oh.”

Inspector Joyce, “It is therefore I have left it open a kind of a open audition for the post if you will step forwards.”

Sid, Dex, Marty the robot and Xavier step forwards. Xavier looks over to Sasha (who has come along to give him support) rather nervously.

Sasha, “Go for it Xav.”

Inspector Joyce, “Well Dr Walker you seem rushed off your feet already so no I’m sorry.”

Sid steps out of the audition line up.

Inspector Joyce, “Dexter Walker.”

Dex, “Sir.”

Inspector Joyce, “Thank you for coming along but………..no.”

Dex, “Oh well back to the world of nursing for me then.”

Inspector Joyce, “What is this?”

Dex, “Marty my robot Sir.”

Marty rolls forwards opening a slot to reveal his great weaponry as he does so Joyce’s eyes light up.

Inspector Joyce, “Woooooooooooooooooo I will take you how about it our very own Robocop.”

All the officers cheer as Marty goes and joins his human work force.

Inspector Joyce, “Xavier Austin I like you, you would look good in a police uniform.”

Sasha, “Oh yes he would wouldn’t he?”

Inspector Joyce, “Watson meet your new partner.”

Watson, “What?”

Xavier, “Errrrrrr what?”

Inspector Joyce, “Yes that’s right Xavier you and Watson will protect Summer Bay until Charlie returns.”

Watson, “But Sir.”

Xavier, “Well ok then thanks this seems to have impressed Sasha.”

Sasha, “Oh yes you will look cute in your uniform.”

Inspector Joyce, “Watson take Xavier through to the briefing room we have a manhunt to prepare for.”

Indi, “Heath please.”

Heath, “Indi what would have been the fun in confessing that I eat Jake?”

Indi, “Well then they wouldn’t of had a massive manhunt out there for him.”

Heath, “Well that’s just the way it goes sometimes, I will tell them soon.”

Indi, “Oh Heath you bad boy.”

Heath feeling rather horny does a little growl before he and Indi kiss.

The End.

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