General Chat

[Dean]

Me too. I'm not really sporty either. The only sport I watch is Rugny League but that doesn't start till March.

[Holly]

What team do you go for?

[Loz]

  Ryan said:

Might have to buy the Sport tomorrow and not just for the 3 hour sex DVD, this storyline they keep flashing up about a 50stone woman eating her milkman kinds of intrigues me.

Did you get it, Ryan? I'm not sure why they're advertising themselves as 'Britain's Funniest Newspaper'.

Reminds me of a joke I know about a milkman. Only it's too rude to share here. But it's awesome.

Karl really does have a great voice, doesn't he? Everyone at SBJ was raving at how sexy he sounds.

[Ryan]

Em, no, I have standards to uphold.

[Loz]

Standards? Really? You didn't strike me as the type.

[Ryan]

One should not lower themselves to the Sport, even if it is to read about 50 stone cannibals.

[Liz]

  Ryan said:

Em, no, I have standards to uphold.

Shocking.

[Pierced Musie]

... Is that the paper that had the headline saying 'Woman gives birth to a 13 pound trout?' or something a few months ago?

Nice to see the world of journalism is a serious one

[Loz]

  Ryan said:

One should not lower themselves to the Sport, even if it is to read about 50 stone cannibals.

That's a pretty good motto for life, Ryan. I apologise. You do have a good head on your shoulders.

Woman gives birth to trout? Yeah, that sounds familiar.

I think the Weekly World News is even better. They once had a front page headline saying a half-man, half-fish had washed up on an American beach. And they had a *picture*. And it was the top half that was fish.

[Pierced Musie]

And people believe this stuff?