General Chat

[Holly]

I think i've seen you around but never really chatted. You can call me Holly, everyone else does.

[Paulrobbins36uk]

Hello Holly nice to meet you . Hardly know anyone on here be nice to meet more of you. If thats ok?

[Pierced Musie]

Evening Andy

Hiya Jess :cool:

How you doing?

Not good. I am being abused in the General Discussion area by a fecking newbie

[Holly]

Nice to meet you Paul, you'll find I seem to practically live here at the moment You'll find were all pretty friendly in here, though maybe slightly insane

[Paulrobbins36uk]

OK holly. Well hello to everybody else in here. My name is Paul from England. nice to meet you all

[Andy]

Oh let me guess you want a 3 episode- a week contract like Dean? And you don't want to do your own stunts

Hmm well I don't know just yet, if I use any of the idea's Dean and Drew have come up with you could be murdered, come out of the closet, have an affair, be assasinated by the spag nazi...........

Dean's got the right idea about the contract, but not sure I like their other ideas!

[Holly]

He want's a guarantee he makes it past the first chapter.

They were just some crazy theories we were throwing around, you could always add your own idea's Could be interestings though

[Andy]

Me too, I don't wanna be killed off in the first installment!

Did anyone see Today Tonight toinight?

Aparently Naomi spent the first part of the show talking about herself and how she got duped by a conman!

[Holly]

Well this is going to be one interesting fan fiction, noone wants to die! Agh well I'll just have to kill off some insignificant newbie that we'll only see once!

I didn't see it, but I heard some of it on the late news about what 20 minutes ago.

[.Cat.]

For anyone who is angry with their parents..

How to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere

2. Moo when they say your name

3. Pretend to have amnesia

4. Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling, “The sun, its dying!!”

5. Run into walls

6. Have nervous breakdowns at spontaneous times

7. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a huge grin on your face and yell “Good morning, sunshine!”

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder!

9. Run in circles

10. Pluck out someone's hair and yell “DNA”!!

11. Wear a sticker that says, “I’m a retard”

12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.

13. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe member.

14. Try to climb up your bedroom wall.

15. Make weird animal noises at night and when they come to see what’s wrong, pretend you’re asleep.

16. Do what they tell you to do.

17. Say your cat is mocking you and chase it around the house.

18. Hold there hand and whisper, “I see dead people....”

19. When you’re in the shower or bath yell “I’m drowning!!”

20. Ask them quietly “pardon me but do you have any... SHOELACES!”

21. After everything they say yell “LIAR!”

22. Pretend to be a phone when they need it.

23. Try to swim on the floor.

24. Tap on their bedroom door all night.

25. Pretend to have multiple personalities.

26. Switch the light button on and off for a while and then say, “Oh, I get it”

27. When in public scream, ‘No mum, I will not make out with you!’

28. When you are at someone's house slap your parent on the side and say, “Now, don’t be rude. Say hello to the sofa.”