.Cat. Posted March 30, 2006 Report Posted March 30, 2006 Thanks Di I found this quite amusing, I dont think it would work...but its worth a go, eh? How to get out of a speeding ticket A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too! Quote
Kimmy Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 Anyone around? I can't get onto any other sites I'm so pissed off Quote
Kimmy Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 I dunno..internets not working properly Quote
Andy Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 But this site works fine? That's pretty weird! Quote
Dean Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 Ah, Mine wasn't working that well last night. Couldn't go on anything at all. Valk, you should be happy that Drew hasn't copied your tips this week. Quote
Andy Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 I noticed! I was going to post mine earlier but I thought he was waiting for me to post first. Quote
Dean Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 Hopefully I go better than last week. *shudders* 2? What was I thinking? Quote
Kimmy Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 A couple of weeks ago I could only get into the Lee Harding forum Quote
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