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I was going to attemp a fan fic with us in it. But I am actually scared of what I may write! :lol:

Like Janelle in Neighbours?...:o...LOL...you go for it girlie...most of us have a sense of humour...

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Thanks Di :wink:

I found this quite amusing, I dont think it would work...but its worth a go, eh?

How to get out of a speeding ticket

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

I heard that one on Countdown a few years ago. It's a good joke, but I can't tell it very well.

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Yeah and i'm, already in it :D ... No Holly, i'm not the one comeing out of the closet lol... If you need help writting, i'll help you. I can do both fanfics :D

Edited by summer_guy
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I was going to attemp a fan fic with us in it. But I am actually scared of what I may write! :lol:

Like Janelle in Neighbours?......LOL...you go for it girlie...most of us have a sense of humour...

Hmm yes could very well turn into Janelle in Neighbours lol. Thanks for the encouragement, I take it it's alright to write you in ?

I'll be in the fic, Holly. I don't think that it should be as wild as those suggestions we had last time.

Yes Dean, I've already started negoations with your agent on your contract :lol:

I sorta worked it out and don't worry it's not as wild as SOME of our suggestions and sadly I don't think Spag Nazi will be making an appearance :(

Yeah and i'm, already in it ... No Holly, i'm not the one comeing out of the closet lol... If you need help writting, i'll help you. I can do both fanfics

Great Drew, I always need idea's and help! I tried writing in script form but its so hard, how do you do it? I think story form is so much easier. When I re-write I shall send you a bit and you can critique and make it perfect for me?

No coming out of the closet hey? hmm, how do you feel about wearing a skirt? lol No I already have plans for you, involving Valk :ph34r:

I actually wrote some idea's down and started writting it today, Once I started it was quite easy and I thought it sounded good till my brother read it out and pointed out I'm not funny, way to tread on my confidence bro. So I think I shall throw it all in the bin and start again.

Edited by cutecow87
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My agent says I'm getting ripped off. :lol:

h&afan (Amir) is back! :o Hasn't been on since December or something.

Edited by Dean
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Oh come on! I'm offering you a large part, guaranteed 2 chapters and you don't even have to do your own stunts! I can't help if you want to be a fic-hog :lol:

Is he the guy that was going on holiday or something?

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