Kimmy Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 As long as I'm in it! Anyways I gotta go.Bye! Quote
Holly Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 Don't worry Kimmy i'll make sure your in it Shall go to the girls room to see who posts there. Quote
Frankie Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 I was going to attemp a fan fic with us in it. But I am actually scared of what I may write! Like Janelle in Neighbours?......LOL...you go for it girlie...most of us have a sense of humour... Quote
Liz Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 Thanks Di I found this quite amusing, I dont think it would work...but its worth a go, eh? How to get out of a speeding ticket A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too! I heard that one on Countdown a few years ago. It's a good joke, but I can't tell it very well. Quote
Dean Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 I'll be in the fic, Holly. I don't think that it should be as wild as those suggestions we had last time. Quote
Drew Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 (edited) Yeah and i'm, already in it ... No Holly, i'm not the one comeing out of the closet lol... If you need help writting, i'll help you. I can do both fanfics Edited March 31, 2006 by summer_guy Quote
Holly Posted April 1, 2006 Report Posted April 1, 2006 (edited) I was going to attemp a fan fic with us in it. But I am actually scared of what I may write! Like Janelle in Neighbours?......LOL...you go for it girlie...most of us have a sense of humour... Hmm yes could very well turn into Janelle in Neighbours lol. Thanks for the encouragement, I take it it's alright to write you in ? I'll be in the fic, Holly. I don't think that it should be as wild as those suggestions we had last time. Yes Dean, I've already started negoations with your agent on your contract I sorta worked it out and don't worry it's not as wild as SOME of our suggestions and sadly I don't think Spag Nazi will be making an appearance Yeah and i'm, already in it ... No Holly, i'm not the one comeing out of the closet lol... If you need help writting, i'll help you. I can do both fanfics Great Drew, I always need idea's and help! I tried writing in script form but its so hard, how do you do it? I think story form is so much easier. When I re-write I shall send you a bit and you can critique and make it perfect for me? No coming out of the closet hey? hmm, how do you feel about wearing a skirt? lol No I already have plans for you, involving Valk I actually wrote some idea's down and started writting it today, Once I started it was quite easy and I thought it sounded good till my brother read it out and pointed out I'm not funny, way to tread on my confidence bro. So I think I shall throw it all in the bin and start again. Edited April 1, 2006 by cutecow87 Quote
Dean Posted April 1, 2006 Report Posted April 1, 2006 (edited) My agent says I'm getting ripped off. h&afan (Amir) is back! Hasn't been on since December or something. Edited April 1, 2006 by Dean Quote
Holly Posted April 1, 2006 Report Posted April 1, 2006 Oh come on! I'm offering you a large part, guaranteed 2 chapters and you don't even have to do your own stunts! I can't help if you want to be a fic-hog Is he the guy that was going on holiday or something? Quote
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