General Chat

[MarMar]

<digamond> was a dude in a school that installed Firefox

<digamond> the girl next to him asks what he is doing

<digamond> he told her .. that he is installing a new web browser..

<digamond> after that

<digamond> when he started up the Firefox and went to google .. she looked at him and said..

<digamond> that was not so nessesery .. it still shows the same websites

[MarMar]

More randomness:

<davo0o> My girlfriend has been playing hard to get lately.

<lex> Did you inflate her with helium this time?

[MarMar]

<timmo> 20% of americans believe the sun revolves around the earth, 17% of the people who know that the earth revolves around the sun, believe it does so every 24hours

<timmo> jesus

<timmo> people are ****ing morons

<wind`> wait what

<wind`> doesn't the earth revolve around the sun in 24 hours?

<timmo> well i guess we found one of the 17%

[Andy]

They go well with your signature

[MarMar]

They really do

<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

[MarMar]

<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question

asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the

food shortage in the rest of the world?"

<benja> The survey was a huge failure...

<benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

[23:50] (f)Stokka: <benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

<benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

<benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

<benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

<benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

[Ashirr-Leigh]

That's good, and so very true! Where do you get these from?

[MarMar]

www.bash.org

site where quotes from IRC are posted, and you can vote on your favorite quote

[Ashirr-Leigh]

Thanks! Think I'll have a look!

[MarMar]

: <Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood

<Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.

<Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.

<Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"

<Ich> and I actually laughed out loud