General Chat

[Ryan]

I've just come down from the Isle of Skye,

I'm no' very big and I'm awful shy,

And the lassies shout when I go by,

"Donald where's your troosers?"

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,

Through the streets in my kilt I'll go,

All the lassies say "Hello,

Donald, where's your troosers?"

A lassie took me to a ball

And it was slippery in hall,

And I was feared that I would fall,

For I had nae on ma troosers.

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,

Through the streets in my kilt I'll go,

All the lassies say "Hello,

Donald, where's your troosers?"

Now I went down to London town

And I had some fun in the Underground,

The ladies turned their heads around,

Saying, "Donald, where are your trousers?"

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,

Through the streets in my kilt I'll go,

All the lassies say "Hello,

Donald, where's your troosers?"

To wear the kilt is my delight,

It is not wrong, I know it's right,

The Highlanders would get a fright

If they saw me in the trousers.

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,

Through the streets in my kilt I'll go,

All the lassies say "Hello,

Donald, where's your troosers?"

The lassies want me, every one,

Well, let them catch me if they can,

Ye canna take the breeks off a Hieland man,

And I don't wear the troosers.

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,

Through the streets in my kilt I'll go,

All the lassies say "Hello,

Donald, where's your troosers?

Donald, where's your troosers?

Donald, where's your troo---"

[spoken] Och well, that's the way we sing the song in Scotland. But of course the song might have more international appeal sung something like this: one, two, three, four:

[As Elvis]

Well, I've just come down from the Isle of Skye,

I'm no' very big and I'm awful shy,

The lassies shout when I go by,

"Hey Donald, where's your troosers?"

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,

Through the streets in my kilt I'll go,

All the lassies say "Go, go!

Donald, where's your troosers?"

Oh man, I'm all rock and roll,

And I'm a-movin' and a-groovin' to save my soul,

Grab your kilt and go, go, go!

Hey Donald, where's your troosers?

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,

Through the streets in my kilt I'll go,

Oh yeah, go, go, go!

Hey Donald, where's your troosers?

Hey Donald, where's your troosers, yeah.

Hey Donald---

[spoken]

[As himself] Hey, just a minute! What are you doing there?

[As Elvis] Man, I'm rockin' it, man, I'm really movin' it, man.

[As himself] Well, just you stop rockin' it and movin' it, man. The song should be sung just exactly like this:

I've just come down from the Isle of Skye,

I'm no' very big and I'm awful shy,

And the lassies shout when I go by,

"Donald where's your troosers?"

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,

Through the streets in my kilt I'll go,

All the lassies say "Hello,

Donald, where's your troosers?

Donald, where's your troosers?"

I've met the guy that gave us this cracker of a songer.

[Si-Co]

LOL - good old Andy Stewart!

Anyone else fed up with the British weather right now? I was supposed to be going to Holy Island on Sunday, but I won't be if it keeps on pee-ing it down like this!

[Di]

LOL - good old Andy Stewart!

Anyone else fed up with the British weather right now?  I was supposed to be going to Holy Island on Sunday, but I won't be if it keeps on pee-ing it down like this!

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yeah no wonder it's crap out side Ryan keep's singing post's

[Andy]

Its overcast down here in Sydney today as well. Rain hasnt started yet though, but I still dont feel like going outside when it looks like it's about to.

[Di]

What you going out for Valkyire ?

[Loz]

Looks like a beautiful day here in London!

Wow... what's become of the Oldies? Are we really reduced to chatting about the weather?

[Andy]

Well, you know what they say... when you dont know what else to talk about, talk about the weather.

BTW, I've spent far to much time on this board today.

[Loz]

I foresee a dip in the volume of my posts over the next two weeks, with no new Josie gossip to speculate about. No new caps, no chance of any clips, no TV Week pictures.

I've just noticed the message telling me to check my post uses correct SPAG. I'll try and avoid acronyms, then.

[Di]

I foresee a dip in the volume of my posts over the next two weeks, with no new Josie gossip to speculate about. No new caps, no chance of any clips, no TV Week pictures. 

I've just noticed the message telling me to check my post uses correct SPAG. I'll try and avoid acronyms, then. 

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what will you do for the next couple of week's then?

yep seen it also the one about if your going to post anything about the stalker too, as i think i'm the only one who doesn't know, and is waiting for it to come here?

[sir drinks alot]

hello all am drunk