She-Wolf

[pembie]

15 hours ago, Red Ranger 1 said:

Oh, insane. Robbo undercover as a sleep technician, Colby being a bit of a wimp and wondering if Ebony wants to kill him, and Brody throwing out Ben's pancakes.That's grounds for murder right there.

Thanks Red You could say that Ben thought Brody was a flipping tosser for throwing away his pancakes (Ah pancake puns)

8 hours ago, Kristen said:

Great chapter 

Robbo undercover is a sleep techinain.

Brody throwing out Ben’s pancakes 

Colby wondering if Ebony is going to kill him

Update again soon  

Thanks Kristen glad you like it DB will be writing next chapter

[D.B]

Haha, great chapter Steve! I love that Robbo's still trying to hide that he's still a federal agent and that he mixes up his name with Jasmine. And Ben attempting to sell a board to Tori while she's at work and his wife's asleep but no-one supports him! Hilarious. Colby fearing that Ebony's going to kill him because he wouldn't shut up about Bella... yeah, Colby, that's why! And Brody better watch out after he threw Ben's pancakes away at the clinic (as you do), for now he's definitely on his father-in-law's hit list.

"The History Of The Most Dangerous and quick-witted-masterminds of Murder and Crimes Of All Time", what a fascinating book! The police would do well to read it, if Kat's ghost wasn't distracting them from their work! 

Love this! Don't worry, I'll be writing up my chapter soon! 

[D.B]

Chapter Three

Leah manoeuvred her way through the busy tables at the diner like a robot, just getting through the morning work so she can kick back and look at some more wonderful pictures of her son VJ and Luc, her 'grand-daughter', in Europe.  She missed the two of them so much, but she knew that they had to get out of the Bay, too much painful memories of Luc's dead mother Billie. Leah was just about to whip up a coffee to end John's moaning about teenagers, Alf, teenagers, bad weather, teenagers, and everything else in between when Ben and Maggie had walked in. 

"Hey guys, what can I do for you," Leah smiled at the couple. Maggie smiled at her smaller friend. "Just a black coffee, please Leah. I'm still...Uuhh," Maggie suddenly yawned loudly, making a very surprising sound that even Ben looked at her startled. "I'm still feeling a bit tired today..."

"And I'll have one of those pies you were mentioning last week Leah, thank you!" Ben interrupted loudly, yes Maggie was tired, he got that, but he wanted her to stay tired if his plan was to succeed. And a man's gotta eat! 

"Oh sorry, Ben, the pies ran out yesterday, sorry." Leah told him. She thought she saw flash in his eye just then, something terribly wrong, something like her former husband Zac had in his eyes before he started sleeping with that writer of his behind Leah's back, though to be fair she could have noticed it a bit earlier, with the whole Sam and even sometimes her old colleague Bianca sharing their bed and Zac doing a lot of moaning while Leah was trying to sleep (Leah always thought he was moving the bed), but then it past and Ben said "That's alright" in a cold, uncharacteristic quiet voice. 

Leah noticed that there was something wrong with the two of them and was about to ask them when suddenly, a roar was heard from the back of the diner: "NO LIV! I TOLD YOU BEFORE I WANTED THE DAMN CHOCOLATE CAKE! AARRRGH!"

Leah looked in horror as her roommate and former step-son arsonist Hunter King throw up his table into the air and smashing it into the ground in front of his just as angry-looking girlfriend Olivia. There were shouts of shock and outrage from the rest of the customers as they watched this spectacle. "Hunter, stop!!!" Leah shouted as she ran over to them. 

"Just what do you think you're doing?!" John shouted as he joined Leah and Irene in front of Hunter. 

"Look here mister!" Irene exclaimed angrily pointing her finger at Hunter. "I don't know what game you think you're playing at but-"

With an annoyed look, Hunter grabbed a spray-can from his bag and sprayed Olivia, Leah, John Irene, and the rest of the closest customers around them, and just like that, everyone's faces became more relaxed and even smiling at the teenager. Hunter grinned as he placed the can in his bag again. It has done miracles for him, for whomever he pointed it at became immediately convinced that he was a good guy and he shouldn't be blamed in the slightest for him stealing from the diner, nearly killing Marilyn in the process and causing the deaths of his own mother and a girl called Denny in the aftermath. So far, he committed three arson attacks, four robberies and eight assaults on people, but with the can, he was still free!

"Ah come on loves, sit down, I'll clear this up for you and then we'll get you some cake" Irene told them, her voice now sweet and happy as she and Leah started to clear up the mess. John and the rest of them returning to their seats. 

"You are such as sweetheart, you know" Olivia smiled at her not-so-sane boyfriend as she ruffled his hair like you would with a dog. 

"I know," Hunter replied with a grin, his voice now calm now that he got his way. 

Ben was not affected by the spray, having held back while everyone surged forwards to see the commotion, and was impressed by this young man. He completely understood the need to unleash some anger and still try and present yourself as a good guy. But all the same though, Ben knew that there was only room for one psychopath in the bay and he still wanted that pie. So maybe it was time to add three more names to his list...

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"So is your dad alright with us just hanging out here?" Raffy asked Coco as the two of them, Ryder and Ty, followed by Raffy's faithful dog Buddy, walked towards the farmhouse. 

"Yeah. Why wouldn't he?" Coco asked her best friend as she walked up to the door. 

"I don't know, he seemed a bit off the other night," Raffy said, her eyes couldn't help but flash several times towards the big boy, Ty. Raffy decided that she fancied Ty one day, and made some desperate attempts to flirt with him, but nothing seemed to work. If Raffy had known that Ty often spent time staring dreamily at a photo of Ryder on his phone, Raffy would take a hint and walk away, but since she didn't, she was still on the case. "He looked like he was about to burst or something." 

Coco shook her head. She knew that often most people in town were afraid of her dad, especially since when they first arrived at the Bay, Ben had plans to turn the entire town into his board-building empire and turn all the inhabitants into his slaves, but things were different now. "He's alright now, trust me," Coco told her friends as she opened the door and walk through. "Ever since coming to the Bay, he's really matured and became a really calm... OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" 

Alarmed by Coco's dramatic change of voice, the other three ran into the hallway into the living room where she was, and suddenly wished they hadn't. For laying on the couch, desperately grasping for their clothes, were Brody and Ziggy laying naked underneath a blanket on the couch. 

"Um, a little privacy please!" Ziggy shouted at her sister while Brody gave a helpless shrug. 

Ryder, Raffy and Ty all looked away embarrassed, but Coco refused to give in the argument. "I think you find that this is also my house, and you have a house of your own, so what the hell you're doing here!" 

Brody smiled as he buttoned up his shirt. "I've always enjoyed this couch, and besides the farmhouse is way more comfortable." he replied. And also, he hoped to sneak away from Ziggy and have another try with that vegetable-growing patch that he and Evie MacGurie grew all those years ago. He was hoping to add carrot stew to Salt's menu. 

"Aren't you worried that Mum and Dad going to catch you one day?" Coco asked them, completely ignoring her earlier statements on her dad to Raffy. For when she got into an argument she ignored all logic if she had to to win it. 

"Don't worry little sis," Ziggy stood up and faced her sister, unaware of the irony of calling Coco 'little sis' when Coco was in fact way taller than her. "They're both cool with Brody now, especially with the pancakes he made earlier!"

"Yeah," Brody agreed, still happy that he got the parent's approval. "Ben's not going to be chasing me out of the house anymore!"

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Ben walked out of the antiques shop he went to buy a perfect jet-black wig. He had already acquired the dresses and shoes from Maggie's closest. He was tempted to walk around with the wig, impersonating his wife's voice, but realised that already walking out of a shop with a woman's wig on his head would attract enough attention. He had a lot to prepare for. Oh yes, he did. 

Hope you all enjoyed this! 

[Red Ranger 1]

Oh, hilarious. Leah didn't get Ben a pie:She'd better watch out! Hunter smashing a table but having a spray to make everyone think it's fine.Ben wanting to make the entire town into his board-making slaves.Brody planning to dump Ziggy for vegetable growing.And is Ben planning to disguise himself as Maggie..?

[pembie]

Haha I loved Hunter with his mind control spray where did you come up with that idea?

Ty dreaming of Ryder while Raffy goes out her way to impress

Zac moving his and Leah's bed while asleep he must have been having dreams of passion about that writer Sam

Too bad Ben missed out on the pies Alf or John look like pie fans I bet it was them who eat them all

I always thought and liked Brody much better when he was the crazy bossy chef Food is his real love So dumping Ziggy over a carrot stew seems reasonable too me 

Lets hope Ben has a good memory to remember this hit list of his haha

Well done

[Guest]

Great chapter

Hilarious Hunter having mind control spray

Oh no Ben isn't up to anything good.

great Job  

Can't wait for Steve's chapter.

 

 

[D.B]

On 18/03/2019 at 16:39, Red Ranger 1 said:

 Hunter smashing a table but having a spray to make everyone think it's fine.

 

On 18/03/2019 at 21:51, pembie said:

Haha I loved Hunter with his mind control spray where did you come up with that idea?

 

On 18/03/2019 at 23:55, Kristen said:

Hilarious Hunter having mind control spray

Haha, I'm glad you all liked that! I found it much more believable than the idea that Hunter suddenly turned to Saint Hunter like the show want's to pretend. so the idea came to me one night while preparing for this chapter and here we are!  

On 18/03/2019 at 21:51, pembie said:

I always thought and liked Brody much better when he was the crazy bossy chef Food is his real love So dumping Ziggy over a carrot stew seems reasonable too me 

Yeah, I've always been mixed with amusement, fondness and annoyance when he becomes a slightly less aggressive version of Gordan Ramsay in the show, so we can expect more food-crazy Brody, that is if Ben doesn't get him first! 

On 18/03/2019 at 16:39, Red Ranger 1 said:

Ben wanting to make the entire town into his board-making slaves.

 

On 18/03/2019 at 23:55, Kristen said:

 

Oh no Ben isn't up to anything good.

Yup, Ben's the big baddie here. It's funny, because I actually grown to like him, but his rage at the start was something they could have worked from, in my opinion. 

On 18/03/2019 at 16:39, Red Ranger 1 said:

And is Ben planning to disguise himself as Maggie..?

Criminal disguises at it's finest! 

Thanks Red, Kirsten and Pembie for commenting. I'm glad you enjoyed my wacky ideas. 

[pembie]

Chapter 4

Robbo was a man of action thrown always into the most dangerous life threatening situations when required, shoot outs, hand to had combat, sword fighting, rodeos with bucking bulls even bare knuckle martial art boxing matches with evil mastermind kangaroos hell bend on ruling a invasion over Australia. All those past missions has led to Robbo taking the plunge down into the rabbit hole to the wonderland of SummerBay. According to Lance this is where Robbo will come face to face with true evil. This sunshine town has a hidden sinister undiscovered lurking monster    seeping through its sunny outlook. This can only mean one thing though surely when Lance had made this claim he must have been really drunk

 

Sitting on the sand of the town’s local beach Robbo invites the peace the calmness of the water to wash over his mediating mind. Robbo often comes to sit down near the water’s edge to mediate come the early evening after his shift at the sleep clinic It’s time when Robbo can muse and process the days events. Put them in some sort of logical order, make sense of any clues to what this lurking monster or where he maybe hiding

It has been a strange week Maggie has been staying at the sleeping clinic and of what the doctors can tell Maggie has started to sleep walk, her two daughters Ziggy and Coco are very worried about her but Maggie’s husband Ben is it? Well he seems somewhat overjoyed saying sleep walking can only improve her fit bit steps record for the day. Ben is an odd one Robbo’s mind warns him before taking a more juicy turn of thought, Its often this time within Robbo’s mediation that he begins to get nervous and sweaty because yet again Robbo witnesses the playbacks from the days failed attempts of asking Jasmine out The massive flaw here and the main trouble he is still having is the drop dead gorgeous pretty nurse still thinks his name is Ryan and the only way of telling Jasmine that no his not Ryan but really Robbo the only way of not making himself sound like a right Wally was to come out and tell her the truth that he is a super spy but no that would also blow his undercover operation. Anyway then there was Tori Jasmine thought that maybe he liked her because Tori was always talking and laughing with him. Robbo had told in fact insisted to Jasmine that Tori was the one who had done all the laughing he had just grunted in the right places. He hadn’t given any signals to clingy Tori. But now as he thought it through is Tori  someone to be concerned over She like Ben was just abit odd Tori had brought up the baby chimp from the cancer research department and laughed at how good a dad he might be one day while he had been holding the little monkey? Why would Tori say something like that? Robbo’s eyes open wide with shock looking around the beach feeling overwhelmed with shock of Tori’s worrying case of flirting. Robbo tenses even more when he catches sight of a wandering figure in the distance seeming to stagger their way quite clumsily across the yellow sand. Was this Tori coming over to him to confess that she was dropping baby hints with the help of the hospital chimp earlier? Robbo watches with utter surprise when he realises that the person stumbling through the sand towards him looks like Maggie but at the same time Robbo can tell that something just isn’t right, for one thing Maggie’s hair looks wild like Mr Bo jangles the bays famous possum might have taken up nesting within the unkempt mess.

 

Maggie’s lipstick had been applied in a such a way she might just pass a audition to be the next Joker  and Maggie’s long smooth slender legs yes Robbo had admired them then from time to time were all hairy and knobbly The strangest thing though is Maggie seems to be not very good at walking in her heeled shoes She seems to be practising walking in a straight lines using the hole marks made by the back of the heel as a guide as it imprints a hole into the sand

 

“Maggie errrr is everything ok? It might be a good idea to go get some rest you look wrecked” Robbo says eyeing her with suspicion.  

 

Maggie seems to make a show of pushing her chest out in a very manly way Robbo notices that one of her breasts seems fall lopsided.

The oddity that is Maggie notices Robbo gaping at her lopsided homemade boobs and quickly positions the hefty bundle of socks beneath her summer dress.

“Naughty wait until I tell Ben you were eyeing me up”

Robbo can only look gobsmacked as he hears Maggie somewhat utter a manly giggle before looking to her watch Robbo can’t be sure but an evil gaze of menace dances within Maggie’s none sparkling eyes

“Hmm Brody will be home now cooking for my wife Maggie says frowning Robbo looks highly baffled by that statement.

 

“Cya Robbo you beefcake you” Maggie cheerfully calls out as she walks away with big manly strides

 

Brody Morgan has come across to Ziggy as being the number one most thoughtful husband in the last few days of her mothers sleep clinic sessions being the thoughtful talented chef that he is. Brody has been going somewhat crazy  with the endless meals that he has been cooking for Maggie just so she can stay away from that bland hospital food

 

Brody has gathered all his fresh vegetables from the garden and he has shaped and moulded the vegetables into the prefect perfection Like the carrot tips have been peeled and sharpened to there fullest. Brody is humming happily as he rubs his hands together and grins widely as he switches the TV on

The chef then sighs with orgasmic glee and his eyes open wider when the theme tune to his favourite  cooking show ends and then there she is that swan of divine beauty graces the TV screen with her utter sexiness Simone Bedford the host walks across to her cooking work station smiling her eyes sparkling as she dries her hands with a aim of a dishcloth she’s wearing Brody’s  favourite  apron the nice tight fitting one with the words HAVE FUN PLAYING WITH MY BUNS written on the front. Brody watches her walk over to the table watching the way her legs move Simone stops looks up to the camera and giggles as she grabs hold of a carrot quite roughly and then kind of teases the viewer watching as she gently pressing her giant knife into the carrots body.

 

Brody often had to watch this show with the curtains drawn because basically this was food porn at its best. It made Brody feel very excited the way Simone whispered her instructions while fluttering her eyelashes. It had never occurred to Brody though that Simone Bedford looked very much like Maggie.

There is a knock at the door and Brody jumps like he was guilty of slicing and dicing his carrots wrong for his carrot stew or he had spilled his potato peelings all over the floor. Brody runs to the door looking through the screen he catches a glimpse of…. could it be Simone Bedford outside on his very own doorstep? The show he was watching was pre recorded but Simone rancompetitions and turned up at fan’s addresses often for a surprised hot cookout Brody squeaked like a little girl and opens the door

 

The person who thought to be Simone turns towards him Brody remembers suddenly of Justin’s warning that it’s never a good idea to meet your favourite celebrity they are always such a let down.

Simone hasn’t made a effort at all her black hair is askew her lipstick is just plastered onto her face and she’s got seriously hairy legs.

“Hello Brody I think we need to have a chat don’t you?”

Brody is shoved back forcefully back he loses his footing and crashes into his chopping broad of pre prepared sharpen carrot tips

Brody awakens from the dream of having Simone Bedford in his kitchen and screams when he realises that he is smelling the scent of Maggie’s perfume.

“Ziggy’s at the hospital again and you’re here cooking again well that just won’t do”

“Maggie I’m sorry but I’m slightly confused aren’t you at the hospital as well I mean you are meant to be”

Maggie leans over Brody with menace

“I have seen also the way you looked at Maggie when she helped you play guitar used to play it for your Mom oh please you were god dam awful on that thing and you pretended to be oh so upset”

“Ok sure I made that up I went through a phrase of liking you Maggie and thought it would impress you and music lessons seemed like the way to get close to you I……”

 

Brody notices then with Maggie’s looming over the top of him that she has somehow gained a large shadow and her arms seem built like tree trunks with great muscle.

“I can’t have you cooking for my family and outshining me Brody I mean I’m the man of the house”

“Errrr Maggie I beg to differ on that point” Brody pleas soon fall silent as one of Maggie’s huge fists crash down on the table and wraps around one of the pointed sharpened carrots.

“Too many cooks in the kitchen spoil the broth Brody” Maggie screams manically lifting her deadly carrot like dagger into the air…

          

[Red Ranger 1]

Ohh boy. Robbo defeating kangaroo masterminds, Tori laughing and flirting at him while he just grunts and trying to entice him to fatherhood with chimpanzees, Brody and food porn, and "Maggie" being very unconvincing yet no-one notices...

And absolute best bit: "This can only mean one thing though surely when Lance had made this claim he must have been really drunk."

[Guest]

Great chapter 

oh boy lots going on in this chapter.

And is that Ben pretending to be Maggie?

Can’t wait for the next update