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Nicholas Bishop


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Yeh guy's your gonna hate me for saying this , Petee as good looking as he is , he is'nt the best cop :P

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Peter is a shoddy cop. I love him to pieces, but even I will admit that. He gets very stressed and a bit psychotic in his pursuit of criminals, but he never actually gets any of them.

Examples:

1. The first Sarah Leiws fiasco. She ran beserk through the town with Peter at her heels, shot Jesse, then ran off to find some more people to shoot. Our lovely Detective Baker didn't actually catch her until she ran into the Palace and sort of broke down in the bathroom. And that doesn't really count as catching her, as she basically gave herself up.

2. The second Sarah Lewis fiasco. He left the entire group of people that Sarah wanted to kill, knowing full well that she was running wild through the town, high on Crystal Math and weilding a gun, to go "check on the City team", came back, noticed the house was strangely quiet, assumed they were all playing hide-and-seek or something and there was nothing unusual about the situation at all, got himself knocked out and comatosed for three months by a girl hiding behinmd a door, whilst lovely Noah Lawson was murdered in the very same room.

3. The stalker. Had no less than FIVE months to figure out the puzzle and realise that the peron he was after was living right under his nose. Didn't put the pieces together until a picture of Zoe was basically shoved in his face and he was told "THIS IS THE BLOODY STALKER AND SHE IS HIDING OUT IN THIS WAREHOUSE AT THIS ADDRESS NOW GO AND GET HER YOU INCOMPETENT MORON!". And even then he only he got Sally out at the very last millisecond left before the whole buliding blew to smithereens and they were both brown bread.

4. Matida's kidnapper. Actually caught the guy, interrogated him, the guy said "No, wasn't me." Peter said "ok then, off you trot". Told everyone it absolutely wasn't him, this guy is a pillar of society, coudn't possibly have been him etc. Turns out it was that guy after all. Local teeengers are the ones who figure out where she is and save her life whilst Peter is off having a surf. :huh:

5. Has made multiple false arrests, absolutely convinced that he has the right guy each time, but never actually does. (Marc Edwards, Josie etc...).

I love him to pieces, as I said, but, honestly, I think he should be struck off.

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The Cure I was rolling around laughing when reading your comments :D

I couldn't have summed him up any better if I had tried, it's a good job he's got his looks because he would be better answering telephones or something rather than being a cop :D

Great to see you took the time to share your comments with us :D

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My pleasure. :)

I don't even know if he'd be capable of answering telephones though.....he'd probably start screaming down the phone and accusing the poor, unsuspecting person of being a stalker or a murderer or a cat burgular or something..

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Hehe good points Cure but he cant be struck off.....he provides us with too much good humour laughing at all his stuff ups! Besides, Ill miss the eye candy WAY too much.....would be hazardous to my health! :D

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