aejdude Posted May 22, 2006 Report Posted May 22, 2006 My friend sent me this and I think it goes well in this thread, for all of us who are failing to revise for our exams! It is mainly aimed at Uni students, but it's still funny. >(Sing to the tune of "I Will Survive") lol >At first I was afraid, I was petrified! >Kept thinking I could never pass without revision guides, >But then I spent so many nights, >getting all the questions wrong, >And I grew strong, >And I learned how to scrape along, >I won't look back, to any place, >When I can swallow 15 shots and get completely off my face, >I would have spent all day at work, >I would have had no spare time free, >If I'd thought for just one second my exams would bother me, >So all my notes, are on the floor, >Don't even matter... that there's no Comedy night anymore... >Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise? >You think I'd crumble? >You think I'd work towards the skies? >Oh no, not I! I won't revise! >Unless I die from alcohol, I know I'll stay alive, >Though my money's at an end, >I've my overdraft to spend, >I won't revise, I won't >revise!! >It took all the strength I had, not to act the part, >But in the end my real revision didn't even start. >I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to myself, >I used to try, But now hold my head up high, >And you see me! Somebody new! >I'm not that mixed up weird person who wants a good 2:2 >So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free, >Coz I've done **** all revision, and I'm failing my degree, >Oh no, not I! I won't revise, >I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies! >Let the lecturers all scorn, >My bed's far too nice and warm, >I won't revise, I won't revise. >YEAH YEAH!! # For people who don't know degrees are graded 1st (really good, amazing, it's never going to happen for me); 2:1 (still very good); 2:2 (OK, not great); 3rd (you scraped through there!). And in most Unis, 1st year won't count towards the final degree - as long as you pass, for me at 40%, you are fine - hence the "I don't care attitude of the song". Lol. That was really good, gave me a laugh.
Penie Posted May 22, 2006 Report Posted May 22, 2006 That is classic, brillient and soo funny!!! I failed my music!!!
Liz Posted May 22, 2006 Report Posted May 22, 2006 I always knew that I would fail music, hence why I dropped it half way through the course and opted for triple science instead. I have serious respect for anybody who stuck with it and I'm sure that you did really well!
Jess Posted May 22, 2006 Report Posted May 22, 2006 I've just taken my Music GCSE, I hope I've passed it! My moan is that my MSN Messenger doesn't appear to be working, it won't let me sign in, is anyone else having this (rather annoying) problem?
Liz Posted May 22, 2006 Report Posted May 22, 2006 Yes, I am. I cannot sign in either. Have you tried signing in using Windows Messenger?
Jess Posted May 22, 2006 Report Posted May 22, 2006 No, good point, is it letting you? I was also going to try the Web Messenger version, but I find it really annoying to use! Grrr! Glad it's not just my laptop being stupid though!
Liz Posted May 22, 2006 Report Posted May 22, 2006 I just tried to use Windows, but it didn't allow me to sign in either. E-messenger never seems to work for me.
Jess Posted May 22, 2006 Report Posted May 22, 2006 Grrr! Hopefully it will let me sign in soon, I'm just trying every 5 minutes or so, but as yet, no joy!
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