The 'have a moan' thread

[Lesley Bee]

Its saturday afternoon and i'm at work, how great

Roll on five o'clock.

[~Rosey~]

Its 1am in the morning and I'm notttt tired at all Kinda feel sick too. And msns beign a bum

[Cerise]

I need to talk to people other than SmarterChild

Yes... that reminds me why I'm not logging on to MSN. I was bored so I set reminders for every minute of the day... it was amusing at first, then it was annoying.

By the way, I have a great amusement (yes, to do with Smarter Child.)

Say to him

HAHA IN YOUR FACE LOOSER

And he'll say

in *your* face.

Then say

No in *your* face

And he'll go

in *your* face! *angry smily*

Then you go

In *your* face

And so on.. it's fun

[rennyren]

Or just keep talking about his mum. He says stuff like "Leave her out of it!". Making obvious innuendos is funny, too. Poor shrinking flower of a robot thingy.

Moan: - Vodka, red wine, beer and lemonade cocktails. It must have been the two piccolos of champagne that made that seem like a good idea. It wasn't.

[Cerise]

Oh my god. That little carrot of a Robot named SmarterChild made me read through a whole list of names.

pat guiney, jim pawlika, steve klein, mathieu longtin, pierre berkaloff, nicolas barry, damien saint-macary, françois huet, ian sullivan, greg mitchell, dwayne fontenot, gray norton, adam erlebacher, emil valkov, randy davis, john kim, rumana habib, carina koo, britt cooper, jim hackett, andy fong, jeff bell, robert rydzewski, mark willoughby, eric balsa, colin magne, howard shih, denis ford, daniela berger, geoff clarke, brian jankovsky, vianney boncorps, jennifer villany, stéphane odul, dan balaban, ed hepburn, christer manning, jason keramidas, arockalypse, matt abarbanel, daniel terry, jeff friedman, adam fritzler, kathy englar, steve yatson and timothy kay at colloquis, inc. ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?16lm0/0 in new york and sunnyvale, ca.

That's what I get for asking who created him

[Pierced Musie]

I'm falling in love with next doors kitten. It jumps on me as soon as I go out!

Edit to Add: I just read that if a kitten looks straight at you and blinks slowly, it is saying it love you. The kitten just did that to me and snuggled into my arms!

[abbie]

Moan: Ive worked too much this week

[Skykat]

Hungover I broke my nine months of no alcohol by getting wasted.

Seriously good night though.

Edit: Moan number two, why is it that the only men who find me attractive are married? Sometimes I really wish I had no morals, it might actually mean me getting a guy but then even f I did I'd screw it up anyway... I think I'm destined to have to play the field all my life.

I don't even actually want a boyfriend, I'm happy being single and just dating but it would help if there were available men. *hmpf*

[rennyren]

Moan: I was told by a psychic a few weeks ago that I was going to have four kids, and then last night, my housemates and I watched the uncut version of Knocked Up, which included a few shots of the baby crowning.

I've not let my male housemate be in the same room with me since

[Skykat]

that made me laugh.

Do you know a few years ago I went to see a fortune teller with a group of mates and she gave everybody really detailed readings but when it got to me she said there was nothing she could see. At the time we were joking about it that I was going to die or something but I just laughed it off thinking she was a complete fraud. The stuff she told my mates has all hapened though, every little thing and my Mum said the other day that she wondered if the woman saw me breaking my back and that's why she didn't want to tell me anything because she didn't want to give me such bad news? It was just weird that sh wouldn't tell me anything.

My nan and aunties have just been to another fortune teller recently and a lot of the stuff they got told is really accurate but she quite disturbingly told my auntie that her husband (my mothers brother) would go into depression over the death of his father and she told my Nan that my grandads postrate cancer is back (he's supsected it for months now but is too stubborn to go get checked out). She told my nan that he needs to go the hospital because they can fix everything if he does but Grandad's dismissing it as nonsence and still refuses to go. Its kind of scary, do you ever think if you knew what the future held how it would affect your decisions?