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I MSN'd this to someone just after it happened, so forgive the lack of SPAG - I'm not typing it all out again:

i had to go to the bathroom - simple task, wouldn't you think?? well it was until i got asked to shut the door upstairs because both the cats were in. so i went upstairs and WHY were both the cats in??? because they'd cornered a baby rat under one of the cat beds! now, i like rats and i was just today thinking that it would be nice to own one again, so i took this as a sign to capture the rat

that was easy enough because it was all scared and stunned so i just scooped it up in an icecream container. poor little thing was shaking and such, and i thought maybe it was hurt so i set up the box with water and food and tissues so that it could snuggle in and recover before scampering off into the wilderness

so i took the box outside, and i was just about to put it down when kim followed me out because i forgot to shut the door behind me so then i couldn't put the rat down because kim would have just eaten it straight away so i had to take the rat back inside and then go back upstairs (because i was releasing it downstairs near the grass) and get the cat food to get kim back inside

so i took the catfood outside, shook it, and heard kim go to the upstairs door...

so then i had to go back upstairs and get kim inside, THEN i had to go back downstairs to put the rat outside! god!

i told mum that if it's still in the box and alive in the morning, i'm keeping it

i deserve it after all that bloody effort

oh and to top it all off, kim's now crying because his rat is gone :rolleyes:

oh yeah, and i eventually, after all of that, got to go to the bathroom...

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John Key won the election......

I saw him at an a&p show I was judging at the other week and he looked so exhausted and like he'd lost A LOT of weight. I'd say it was from the stress of the election. How's he going to cope running the country! I give him 6 months. Then we'll be stuck with Bill English. The man who the party HAD as a leader but got voted out because he couldn't cope with the stress. Doomed. We're doomed. They better not friggen sell Kiwibank. I like my job.

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I think I'm in denial about the amount of work that needs to be done for uni right now. I can't make myself want to do the work even though I know I really should.

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John Key won the election......

I saw him at an a&p show I was judging at the other week and he looked so exhausted and like he'd lost A LOT of weight. I'd say it was from the stress of the election. How's he going to cope running the country! I give him 6 months. Then we'll be stuck with Bill English. The man who the party HAD as a leader but got voted out because he couldn't cope with the stress. Doomed. We're doomed. They better not friggen sell Kiwibank. I like my job.

I don't trust National and yes, they do tend to sell everything off that the previous government has bought but I think that KiwiBank is too good to sell off.

This country will be in serious trouble is English ever becomes PM.

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LAURA :(:o

Is there no smiley that cries uncontrollably? That would reflect my face perfectly. I can't speak. I can't spell. I hate Louis Walsh. I hate him!

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It's late, I've drank waaaaay to much coffee today and now I can't sleep even though I'm really tired...

Balance it out with some Vodka.

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It's late, I've drank waaaaay to much coffee today and now I can't sleep even though I'm really tired...

Balance it out with some Vodka.

Lmao! Of course Vodka, why didn't I think of that?! Fortunately there is a liquor store right next door to my building, bloody expensive though...

My first exam is tomorrow <_< And my brother has already finished his exams and is coming home tomorrow (he lives in NZ), thank God I don't have to see him for another couple of weeks!

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I told my mum just before she went to the remembrance service 'I have 3 essays to write today so please dont invite anyone for lunch' she says 'ye thats fine I wont invite anyone'

What does she do, gets home and says we have people for lunch!!!! The people she invited have a 3 year old and they want me to play with her! :angry: When am I meant to do these essays!?!?!

:angry:

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:( I woke up this morning feeling so ill. This has to be the worst sore throat I have ever had and I'm aching all over. I have an early morning lecture tomorrow and I really can't see myself making it to uni even though I can't afford to miss any more than I already have. I had also planned to get some work done today but I just couldn't.
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I just had the most messed up night ever.

Also just tried to login to my bank account to see if my tax return came, but the f**king piece of f**king s**t says "Service Unavailable"........ what a f**king piece of s**t. I got pissed and nearly destryoed my goddamn keyboard. Even the cat who was on my bed got scared and took off! But f**king computers **** me off like you wouldn't believe and they need to die and go to hell :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

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