"Broccolli is a metaphor for our relationship!"
JEZ'S EDITORIAL
Hi everyone!! I hope everyone's OK. Its my pleasure to introduce
(is this sounding to ceremonious?!) Summer Bay News' 3rd editor,
Michelle Boffey from Australia. Welcome to the team Michelle!
Everyone out of Australia really loves Bex's spoilers so thanks for
those Bex but Michelle asked for a section for Australian readers to
discuss the very latest Aussie storylines. So that is what will
happen in her section below. Michelle will be asking questions to
Australian readers and please send your thoughts to HER E-MAIL
ADDRESS which you will find in her section below. Readers in other
countries are welcome to ask Michelle questions too.
You'll now find Bex and Michelle's editorials in their own
sections. This issue's quote comes from Marilyn talking to Donald.
The episode which it comes from has not aired over here yet and it
was suggested by Jen Till.
There is a new address to send things to Summer Bay News....
[email protected]
This is for everything apart from Michelle's bits, for example,
profiles, birthdays, general comments, trivia answers, etc...
Remember to use Michelle's address to reply to the Australian
Section.
POLL RESULT
Here's how you voted for who deserves to have Jesse...
Selina 50%
Chloe 33%
Neither 17%
Here are some of your replies...
MEL: I think that it is obvious that the Selina the Slut we once
knew has gone and is now a reformed woman. She is now mature enough
to handle her relashionship with Jesse and his cute kid. Chloe
however needs to grow up and get a life - and get off the Internet!
She's off over seas next year anyway so the relationship would have
lapsed anyway! The one who doesn't deserve Jesse is Kylie...what a
wacka - get her away from The Bay, Jesse and Rach!
JOSH DARVILL: I think Chloe should be with Jesse because Selina
acted like such a cow throughout the whole ordeal.
ADRIAN MURPHY: Neither! Jesse should be written out! He's a
useless character, with no personality. Both girls deserve better.
ALAN SHADE: I think it should be Selina - because she was the
original girl friend and seems much better suited to Jesse. I like
Chloe but I think it would be better if she finds someone who really
likes her rather than Jesse who obviously loves Selina a lot more.
PJ: Chloe deserves Jesse. Why? Quite simply Chloe is an absolute
babe , this plot would mean we see loads more or her.
PIPPA TO LEAVE H&A???
Well, roumers have been flying around the mailing lists that
Pippa will be leaving Home and Away (in March next year?) which is
quite sad news, well I think it is anyway! People have been
wondering whether the role will be taken on by a third actress or
whether Pippa will leave the show. But how can Pippa leave without
Sally??
The event could be a bit of a double whammy as it looks set to
coincide with Anne Haddy (Helen Daniels) leaving Neighbours, well in
England anyway.
THE QUESTION IS...
Rather than a poll question this issue I'm asking you to come up
with a way for Pippa to leave. It can be funny or sensible and it
can be a death or a not a death! Maybe the Great Summer bay Tornado
or Tidal waves will hit the place. Mad Cow disease at the Diner?
This was suggested by Nic. Please send your answers to the
'cheerful' address and all of them will be in the next issue.
GENERAL E-MAILS
NIC: Ailsa is such a hypocrite, Duncan manages to talk and use
the phone all of a sudden and she complains about him using
Violence, when she murdered her father! Pippa recovered quick didnt
she? One minute shes reverted to her Daphne PMT suffering Prisoner
role then she's fine again.
PHILIP COOGAN: I love your site and the way it is formed like a
newsletter. Keep up the good work
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
Happy birthday to the following readers from SBN....
Josh Darvill - 3 August
Grandma Smith - 3 August
Mel - 14 August
Send me your birthday if you haven't done so yet so that it will
appear in Summer Bay News. Give it a subject line of 'SBN birthdays'
and all you need to do is write your name and date. Go on, do it
now....
[email protected]
(If you have sent your profile to me you don't need to send your
birthday separately)
I would also like to congratulate Bex on her graduation!
MICHELLE'S EDITORIAL
Hi everybody, I'm Michelle Boffey, an 18 year old fan from
Brisbane, Australia. I'm joining the team as the Australian editor
and will be keeping you up to date on the latest goss from summer
bay. I will beincluding some questions and polls, and I would love
to hear your comments and questions. I look forward to my long
relationship with the fans of Home and Away.
Till next I write
Michelle
MICHELLE'S AUSTRALIAN STUFF...
I START WHILE SHANNON FINISHES!
Hey everybody, this is Michelle speaking, your new Aussie editor.
I'm here to keep you all up to date with the storylines out here in
Australia. I hope I will get to hear from you, your comments will
sure help. Anyway as the title states Shannon is leaving the show,
BOO-HOO!! I'm sure many people will be sad to see her leave, on the
other hand there could be many that are happy to see her leave. I
feel sorry for Lachie though, it must feel terrible to have your
girlfriend reject your marriage proposal to go off to Paris with her
best friend. This proposal however is not the first proposal in a
while as about a month ago Tim asked Sally to be his wedded wife. Of
course she turned him down and talked some sense into him, I think
he needed it.
While things look lousy for Lachie other couples are getting
their acts together. Teigan and Joey have finally got their act
together, though for how long, Teigan can erupt at any given time,
making it hard for Joey to get anywhere with her.
POLL QUESTION
This actually leads me into my poll question. How long do you
think Joey and Teigan will be a couple? Remember not to use the
'cheerful' address for this one but send your comments and answers
to me at this address....
[email protected]
I went alittle off the subject then so I'll go one to the next
explosive couple: Casey and Aaron. Casey has been so busy practising
the piano for the competition that Aaraon rarely gets a mention and
when he does it's usually her complaining, for example "I'm never
going surfing with Aaron again all he does is lie on the board and
then falls off."
Now it's time for the great news to those who aren't aware, PAUL
IS BACK!!!!!!!! After a long wait Paul was finally found and taken
back to Fin but not without a huge hug from Irene, now maybe she can
get on with things, including a possible relationship with Father
Little. Lets keep our fingers crossed!
And by the way wasn't Chloe supposed to be going to Sweden for a
student exchange program, where has that idea gone? There hasn't
been a mention since the phonecall telling Chloe she's able to go.
I'd love to know why. Does anyone have ay ideas?
While it's fresh in my mind, before I leave I would like to
mention two lines said by Teigan and Sam that caught my eye and made
me laugh my heart out....
1. From Sam to Teigan "Scarecrow Hair!"
2. From Teigan to school girl (a fight over Joey) "you asked for
it you Slurry!"
Bye for now.
Michelle.
BEX'S EDITORIAL
Hello all Home and Away fans! What's been happening lately in the
plot? Liam has a choice, Tiegan has returned, Aaron looks set to
stay & Scott is causing trouble. Write in and tell us your views on
the plotlines!
Marilyn: Marilyn has told us she can't have kids, but am I the
only one who wonders why not? Won't IVF work?
Liam: His mother has asked him to return to Peru with her and he
hasn't made his mind up yet (but he will go). Look at it this way
Liam - you've got no friends & I guess your school work was never
that good, so GO! I loved the way Pippa eloquently told him to get
out. Can you think of any reason why Liam should stay?
Tiegan: Hooray, she's back, the spice girl of Summer Bay! The
minute she arrived she threw a wobbly. Just watching her hair is
fascinating. I like any girl that has only 2 modes - anger and
defensiveness. Do you think Joey is right for her?
Sally: It's a mystery from watching the episodes heer what
Sallygot up to with Scott, but I guess it's the dirty deed. Sally
was just going through a phase, but should Tim forgive her?
Casey: Yes Casey, we don't like you. However hard she tries, it
doesn't last long. Can you see any appealing aspects of her
personality?
Aaron: Okay Aaron, you can stay. Just because, like Tiegan you
have amazing hair. Wasn't it novel that he moved in with Alf! Is
there anyone in the Bay who hasn't fostered someone or isn't being
fostered? That's a toughie.
Chloe: You've got to hand it to her, she's tough. She has been
ignoring all of Sel's snide comments & has been studying hard so she
can be more than a nurse. I suppose Sel may be a little jealous of
her and can't help herself. Do you think that Selina now causes most
of the problems between them, and that they should become good
friends again?
In general, Becky & Travis and Shannon & Lachlyn are looking to
be good matches, and we eagerly await to see Fin's new baby. Did
anyone else notice the bit where Pippa gave Frances a peck on the
cheek? I thought- great couple!
Anyway, has anyone ever heard of Don's favourite composer,
Schnabel? Tell me if he's as good as Don says. Do comment! Until
next time, this is Bex, for SBN9, Summer Bay.
SPOILERS
Apologies to those in Australia who have already seen this
stuff but the Australian Section is just for you!!!
Rumors state that Casey Mitchell kills herself, after pushing
herself too far. She is afraid she is not cut out to be a pianist,
and is near to a nervous breakdown.
Aaron and Tiegan start to go out with each other.
Irene nearly kills Duncan at the Diner by pouring boiling water
all over him.
Joey collapses after eating something Tiegan cooked for him!
Whilst Shannon is trying to tell Lachlan she doesn't want to
marry him, her timing is not good as his ex-girlfiend (I presume,
called Cathy) is rushed to his hospital after a car crash & she dies
whilst he attempts to save her life. Lachlan hits the bottle after
this double whammy.
The Priest who had a part to play in Paul's returning, is sacked
/ leaves.
Rumours abound that Pippa may be killed off - how can Home & Away
continue without her? Let's hope this isn't true.
When Travis is bitten by a snake in the bush, Becky runs to the
nearest phone box & gets Laclan to come out and resue them in his
helicopter.
Rumours also abound that Jesse and Selina split up and she leaves
the Bay! Jesse is also pushed to the brink of suicide, what with
losing his girl, the fights with Kylie and the loss his custody
battle for Rachel. However he doesn't kill himself in the end.
Pippa went out with a man for the first time since Michael died.
Alf and Fisher have been having verbal fights.
Lachie and Chloe will get into some sort of relationship after
Shannon leaves.
Steven returns to Summer Bay, and however improbable it seems, he
may get back together with Selina again!
MOST AND LEAST LIKELY TO SAY
These most and least likely to say quotes are for good old Alf
Stewart and were written by MEL.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: "Flamen Heck Ailsa he's (Aaron) an ungrateful
beggar, bringing flamen' drug addicts into the house...etc..."
LEAST LIKELY TO SAY: "Ailsa you sit down and let me cook some
tucker for the family, you've had a hard day cooking at the Diner
all day and the last thing you want to do is have to cook again
now!"
Thanks for all your most and least likely quotes, they will be
all appear in future newsletters.
PROFILES
INTERNET NAME: Schnenner
REAL NAME: Mel
SEX: Female
LOCATION: Melbourne, Australia
BIRTHDATE: 14-8-78
OCCUPATION: Full Time Student Studying Media at RMIT
HOBBIES: Going out with friends, movies, sport, AFL
FAVOURITE HOME AND AWAY EPISODE: When Bobby came back as a ghost
and stalked Alsia - that was so stupid!!
FAVOURITE HOME AND AWAY QUOTE: "Damian...I still loves ya.."
Irene in her early days as she attempted to get back her son and
daughter from the lovely 'Pip.'
FAVOURITE HOME AND AWAY CHARACTER: Maz- she's so nice ALL the
time and she is just so sweet to everyone!
WORST HOME AND AWAY CHARACTER: Tiegan- I can't stand the hair,
the clothes, the character - she does nothing for the show!! A close
second would be biggot ALF followed by Sarah that goody-two-shoes
that Tug had a thing for!
PLEASE send your profiles to the 'cheerful' address! More
needed!!!
TRIVIA ANSWER
The answer to issue 8's trivia question is the name of Irene's
three children are Nathan, Finlay and Damian. I didn't actually make
it clear that I meant her 3 natural children so I also accepted Paul
as one of the choices. Correct answers came from RYAN WEBSTER,
ADRIAN MURPHY, ALAN SHADE, MEL BEAL, CRYSTAL ELLIOT, NIC SHEPHERDSON,
BEX DOWNEY and ANDY BAKER.
NEW TRIVIA QUESTION
What was the name of Jack Wilson's sister? Clue - it is a name
which could begin with a C or a K!! Send your answer to the
'cheerful' address.
STAY CHEERFUL!
We hope to be receiving some e-mails from you all soon. Remember
the new 'cheerful' address (although [email protected] will
still work) and we hope you will stay cheerful too! Just to let you
know, we have decided to leave the newsletter as a monthly thing
now. There is more content after a month and it gives you more of an
idea when the next issue will be out. So, look out for issue #10 (yay
- double figures!) towards the end of August and beginning of
September.
So until then, bye bye, and thanks again for all your
contributions.
Bex Downey : Jez SmithVice Editor : Editor
AND Michelle Boffey
- Australian Editor
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